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Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: Lanna on June 21, 2008, 06:29:14 pm
Mankind has accomplished many things.  So what do you think is/are the best that were accomplished?
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: Preventer Wind on June 21, 2008, 06:34:54 pm
Free porn
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: iron snake on June 21, 2008, 06:48:41 pm
Quote from: Preventer Wind
Free porn
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: Lanna on June 22, 2008, 06:52:52 pm
You guys suck.
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 22, 2008, 08:40:40 pm
next: free sex

later: free love
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: Lanna on June 22, 2008, 10:43:38 pm
Love is priceless.
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: APCalcGirl on June 23, 2008, 04:13:29 pm
the internet. . .which is tec for pr0n
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 23, 2008, 07:48:24 pm
Quote from: Lanna
Love is priceless.

when love is free, we will be gods.
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: MotherAfrica on June 23, 2008, 10:22:47 pm
Id say missles, Gotta love when hit.
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: Ganon5 on June 24, 2008, 01:16:22 am
I'm thinking fireworks, they're just so pretty...
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: Dontasemebro on June 24, 2008, 01:21:03 am
Flight
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Post by: 1ofkind on June 25, 2008, 08:15:40 am
I believe in 1996 humanity saw its peak of creativity when it created the move, Dumb & Dumber.
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: dark tyrant on June 25, 2008, 10:20:07 am
WMD's.
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Post by: Emperor Whimsical on June 26, 2008, 03:21:39 am
The computer.
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: DrunkWino on June 27, 2008, 10:30:44 pm
Grilled Cheese Sammiches.
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: Chaos Poet on June 28, 2008, 01:24:37 am
I can't believe no ones said it yet...

P0rn, duh

I wonder what what the first porn was and who invented it?
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: Lanna on June 29, 2008, 11:59:32 am
I'd google it to find out, but I'm on the family computer.
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: Lanna on June 30, 2008, 01:00:47 pm
Yesterday, Azural and I were talking about his MP3 player.  He told me he could put videos on it, so I suggested getting porn.  He asked why, and my answer was, "portable porn!"

So... portable porn is also one of mankind's greatest achievements!
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 30, 2008, 08:15:37 pm
you're so perverted lanna
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: lizzerd king on July 02, 2008, 09:27:20 am
Quote from: Chaos Poet
I wonder what what the first porn was and who invented it?
Haha - probably cave men drawing on the walls of their cave
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: Preventer Wind on July 02, 2008, 12:06:19 pm
Quote from: Lanna
Yesterday, Azural and I were talking about his MP3 player.  He told me he could put videos on it, so I suggested getting porn.  He asked why, and my answer was, "portable porn!"

So... portable porn is also one of mankind's greatest achievements!
So now your all Pr0n
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: Nicolás San Jorge on July 03, 2008, 12:35:36 pm
Maybe I'm too old for this topic, but I think that the greatest achievement is the Human Rights Declaration of 1790, in France, and the Universal Human Rights Bill, of 1948.

Without that, No P0rn. LOL.
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: Lanna on July 03, 2008, 08:57:08 pm
Quote from: llamavore
you're so perverted lanna
lol, says you.

Quote from: lizzerd king
Quote from: Chaos Poet
I wonder what what the first porn was and who invented it?
Haha - probably cave men drawing on the walls of their cave
Love it.
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Post by: C-zom on July 15, 2008, 10:23:40 pm
Mankinds greatest achievement was probably God.

<_<
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on July 16, 2008, 06:24:03 am
Quote from: C-zom
Mankinds greatest achievement was probably God.

<_<

and then God's greatest achievement was destroying all traces of the civilization that created him?
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Post by: liamfergie on July 16, 2008, 10:31:53 am
i was going to say the television... for porn.
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Post by: Wasz on July 25, 2008, 07:16:01 pm
I'd say something along the lines of AC...

or maybe supersonic flight...

harassing nuclear power.
errm... alcohol.
hang over pills.
penicillin.

ooo and being able to save the French from the Germans 2 times, now that's impressive!  
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Post by: Drop Your Pants on July 27, 2008, 07:09:23 pm
I agree with wasz, alcohol
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Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on August 03, 2008, 11:56:33 pm
I'm going to say the best achievement was the Internet. Thank God for Al Gore!
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: 1ofkind on August 04, 2008, 10:23:52 am
Quote from: Nicolás San Jorge
Maybe I'm too old for this topic, but I think that the greatest achievement is the Human Rights Declaration of 1790, in France, and the Universal Human Rights Bill, of 1948.

Without that, No P0rn. LOL.

Technically that isn't an achievement, but a principle: for the things that you as a being are entitled to participate in in order to be prosperous.
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 05, 2008, 07:49:06 am
everytime i have an erection it seems like mankind's greatest achievement
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: Presidente_Postillo on August 14, 2008, 05:44:56 pm
Quote from: lizzerd king
Quote from: Chaos Poet
I wonder what what the first porn was and who invented it?
Haha - probably cave men drawing on the walls of their cave
I love the fact that after 2 million years of evolution, civillisation, cross-breeding, emigrating, immigrating, and so on - We can never run out of reasons to hate the guy next to you - It's not really an achievement, but it's still quite impressive, when ya think about it.
Also, that Ikea's tonicular.
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: Nicolás San Jorge on August 22, 2008, 12:37:53 am
Quote from: 1ofkind
Quote from: Nicolás San Jorge
Maybe I'm too old for this topic, but I think that the greatest achievement is the Human Rights Declaration of 1790, in France, and the Universal Human Rights Bill, of 1948.

Without that, No P0rn. LOL.

Technically that isn't an achievement, but a principle: for the things that you as a being are entitled to participate in in order to be prosperous.

I think you are confusing the object of the declaration with the declaration itself. The declaration changed the world; now nobody can try to make slave another people, or try to kill an entire people. It's an achievement because in the declaration is an issue of our civilization.
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Post by: Preventer Wind on August 22, 2008, 12:42:19 am
This
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ADsKsR-beg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ADsKsR-beg)
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: pacothenacho on August 22, 2008, 09:44:56 pm
Quote from: Preventer Wind
This
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ADsKsR-beg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ADsKsR-beg)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw&NR=1)










.........................................................and also free porn
Title: Mankind's Greatest Achievements
Post by: pielord47 on August 28, 2008, 04:18:01 pm
Greatest achievement? The harnessing of electricity. Without that there is no mass production of goods, no lightbulbs, no tvs, no computers, no internet, and no free porn for you.