Mankind's Greatest Achievements

[Preventer Wind]

Yesterday, Azural and I were talking about his MP3 player.  He told me he could put videos on it, so I suggested getting porn.  He asked why, and my answer was, "portable porn!"

So... portable porn is also one of mankind's greatest achievements!

So now your all Pr0n

[Nicolás San Jorge]

Maybe I'm too old for this topic, but I think that the greatest achievement is the Human Rights Declaration of 1790, in France, and the Universal Human Rights Bill, of 1948.

Without that, No P0rn. LOL.

[Lanna]

you're so perverted lanna

lol, says you.

I wonder what what the first porn was and who invented it?

Haha - probably cave men drawing on the walls of their cave

Love it.

[C-zom]

Mankinds greatest achievement was probably God.

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[Fake from State Jarm]

Mankinds greatest achievement was probably God.

<_<

and then God's greatest achievement was destroying all traces of the civilization that created him?

[liamfergie]

i was going to say the television... for porn.

[Wasz]

I'd say something along the lines of AC...

or maybe supersonic flight...

harassing nuclear power.
errm... alcohol.
hang over pills.
penicillin.

ooo and being able to save the French from the Germans 2 times, now that's impressive!  

[Drop Your Pants]

I agree with wasz, alcohol

[rlrcstrnthusiast]

I'm going to say the best achievement was the Internet. Thank God for Al Gore!

[1ofkind]

Maybe I'm too old for this topic, but I think that the greatest achievement is the Human Rights Declaration of 1790, in France, and the Universal Human Rights Bill, of 1948.

Without that, No P0rn. LOL.

Technically that isn't an achievement, but a principle: for the things that you as a being are entitled to participate in in order to be prosperous.

[Fake from State Jarm]

everytime i have an erection it seems like mankind's greatest achievement

[Presidente_Postillo]

I wonder what what the first porn was and who invented it?

Haha - probably cave men drawing on the walls of their cave

I love the fact that after 2 million years of evolution, civillisation, cross-breeding, emigrating, immigrating, and so on - We can never run out of reasons to hate the guy next to you - It's not really an achievement, but it's still quite impressive, when ya think about it.
Also, that Ikea's tonicular.

[Nicolás San Jorge]

Maybe I'm too old for this topic, but I think that the greatest achievement is the Human Rights Declaration of 1790, in France, and the Universal Human Rights Bill, of 1948.

Without that, No P0rn. LOL.

Technically that isn't an achievement, but a principle: for the things that you as a being are entitled to participate in in order to be prosperous.

I think you are confusing the object of the declaration with the declaration itself. The declaration changed the world; now nobody can try to make slave another people, or try to kill an entire people. It's an achievement because in the declaration is an issue of our civilization.

[Preventer Wind]

This

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ADsKsR-beg" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ADsKsR-beg</a>

[pacothenacho]

This

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ADsKsR-beg" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ADsKsR-beg</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw&amp;NR=1" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw&amp;NR=1</a>

.........................................................and also free porn

[pielord47]

Greatest achievement? The harnessing of electricity. Without that there is no mass production of goods, no lightbulbs, no tvs, no computers, no internet, and no free porn for you.