Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Fake from State Jarm on January 23, 2016, 12:27:53 pm
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I suppose now's as good a time as ever to come out about the mystery religion of Isllamacism, a blend of spirituality, theology and political ideology based on the interpretation of its 4 holy texts (the Torah, the Injeel, the Qur'an, and the Random Insanity Alliance boards or 'Riab'). We combine our pseudo-satirical amalgamation of whatever logically salvageable truth we find in these Scriptures with spiritual disciplines we glean from internet culture which are revealed to us by means we will not disclose as being the path to enlightenment in the age of information. Our numbers are few, but growing, along with our discontent. Up to this point we've been forced to marginalize ourselves to obscurity and secrecy due to society's perception that our ritualistic behaviors are derivative, low-brow attempts at simple humor, spiritually insincere, and irrelevant. Add to this perception our utter commitment to values which fundamentally oppose the operating philosophy of the existing power structure and it's clear to see the world is not ready for us; but ready or not, here we come.
First I'd like to open by saying that There Is No God But Allamah, and Muhammallama is his prophet, and Llamavore is Muhammallama's alt.
As the Alt of Muhammallama I'd like first to address the spiritual truth so blissfully demonstrated by HR; what others call 'trolling' is one of the core spiritual disciplines of our faith and as keepers of the divine revelation it is my prerogative to define it; provocative mockery of any sort done purely in the pursuit of lulz, when done to those outside the faith or between those inside; but when done to those within the faith by an outsider, it is always considered to be done with the intent to cause emotional harm and the deepest familiarity with what will offend the victim-believer. Offense at trolling can also be taken even if the trolling occurs between nonbelievers; for example I may take offense to HR's trolling of millions of muslims which he engages in by attempting to identify his personal antisocial qualities with a defense of their religion.
To RIAers, both the secret believers and the uninitiated: I know that this announcement comes as a surprise, but allow me to reassure you that Muhammallama extends a special grace to the denizens of our holy site, a period of 5 minutes within the reading of this post to choose the true faith, so that they need not be our enemies and suffer our divine bigotry and shens of wrath. discriminate wisely.
I suppose now's as good a time as ever to come out about the mystery religion of Isllamacism, a blend of spirituality, theology and political ideology based on the interpretation of its 4 holy texts (the Torah, the Injeel, the Qur'an, and the Random Insanity Alliance boards or 'Riab'). We combine our pseudo-satirical amalgamation of whatever logically salvageable truth we find in these Scriptures with spiritual disciplines we glean from internet culture which are revealed to us by means we will not disclose as being the path to enlightenment in the age of information. Our numbers are few, but growing, along with our discontent. Up to this point we've been forced to marginalize ourselves to obscurity and secrecy due to society's perception that our ritualistic behaviors are derivative, low-brow attempts at simple humor, spiritually insincere, and irrelevant. Add to this perception our utter commitment to values which fundamentally oppose the operating philosophy of the existing power structure and it's clear to see the world is not ready for us; but ready or not, here we come.
First I'd like to open by saying that There Is No God But Allamah, and Muhammallama is his prophet, and Llamavore is Muhammallama's alt.
As the Alt of Muhammallama I'd like first to address the spiritual truth so blissfully demonstrated by HR; what others call 'trolling' is one of the core spiritual disciplines of our faith and as keepers of the divine revelation it is my prerogative to define it; provocative mockery of any sort done purely in the pursuit of lulz, when done to those outside the faith or between those inside; but when done to those within the faith by an outsider, it is always considered to be done with the intent to cause emotional harm and the deepest familiarity with what will offend the victim-believer. Offense at trolling can also be taken even if the trolling occurs between nonbelievers; for example I may take offense to HR's trolling of millions of muslims which he engages in by attempting to identify his personal antisocial qualities with a defense of their religion.
To RIAers, both the secret believers and the uninitiated: I know that this announcement comes as a surprise, but allow me to reassure you that Muhammallama extends a special grace to the denizens of our holy site, a period of 5 minutes within the reading of this post to choose the true faith, so that they need not be our enemies and suffer our divine bigotry and shens of wrath. discriminate wisely.
I suppose now's as good a time as ever to come out about the mystery religion of Isllamacism, a blend of spirituality, theology and political ideology based on the interpretation of its 4 holy texts (the Torah, the Injeel, the Qur'an, and the Random Insanity Alliance boards or 'Riab'). We combine our pseudo-satirical amalgamation of whatever logically salvageable truth we find in these Scriptures with spiritual disciplines we glean from internet culture which are revealed to us by means we will not disclose as being the path to enlightenment in the age of information. Our numbers are few, but growing, along with our discontent. Up to this point we've been forced to marginalize ourselves to obscurity and secrecy due to society's perception that our ritualistic behaviors are derivative, low-brow attempts at simple humor, spiritually insincere, and irrelevant. Add to this perception our utter commitment to values which fundamentally oppose the operating philosophy of the existing power structure and it's clear to see the world is not ready for us; but ready or not, here we come.
First I'd like to open by saying that There Is No God But Allamah, and Muhammallama is his prophet, and Llamavore is Muhammallama's alt.
As the Alt of Muhammallama I'd like first to address the spiritual truth so blissfully demonstrated by HR; what others call 'trolling' is one of the core spiritual disciplines of our faith and as keepers of the divine revelation it is my prerogative to define it; provocative mockery of any sort done purely in the pursuit of lulz, when done to those outside the faith or between those inside; but when done to those within the faith by an outsider, it is always considered to be done with the intent to cause emotional harm and the deepest familiarity with what will offend the victim-believer. Offense at trolling can also be taken even if the trolling occurs between nonbelievers; for example I may take offense to HR's trolling of millions of muslims which he engages in by attempting to identify his personal antisocial qualities with a defense of their religion.
To RIAers, both the secret believers and the uninitiated: I know that this announcement comes as a surprise, but allow me to reassure you that Muhammallama extends a special grace to the denizens of our holy site, a period of 5 minutes within the reading of this post to choose the true faith, so that they need not be our enemies and suffer our divine bigotry and shens of wrath. discriminate wisely.
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TL;DR for kenny.
First I'd like to open by saying that There Is No God But Allamah, and Muhammallama is his prophet, and Llamavore is Muhammallama's alt. Trolling is the new Fair gaming. Holy Ruler is the new Jesus. Kenny is now Saul after he loses the scales from his eyes and can now see again.
also for some reason it seems he copy and pasted it like 5 times to make it longer?
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TL;DR for kenny.
First I'd like to open by saying that There Is No God But Allamah, and Muhammallama is his prophet, and Llamavore is Muhammallama's alt. Trolling is the new Fair gaming. Holy Ruler is the new Jesus. Kenny is now Saul after he loses the scales from his eyes and can now see again.
also for some reason it seems he copy and pasted it like 5 times to make it longer?
i always do this to llamavore posts know the lore
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How'd you find a gif of my sex technique!? This is propriety and I demand you take it down before my secrets are exposed!!!
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I wish I had mod powers so I could delete leo posts
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A water treadmill for cats...
I wonder if I could get one for my cat. She's fucking 18 pounds.
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I wish I had mod powers so I could delete leo posts
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this is the most ridiculous gif i have ever seen
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I wish I had mod powers so I could delete leo posts
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it's a cat they're trying to get to lose weight via water treadmill. it supports its weight but also provides resistance. like one of those short water jet pools for older folk
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it's a cat they're trying to get to lose weight via water treadmill. it supports its weight but also provides resistance. like one of those short water jet pools for older folk
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Why not just feed it less and play with it more?
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idk, I guess they couldn't really brag about that to their other cat-owner friends
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it's a cat they're trying to get to lose weight via water treadmill. it supports its weight but also provides resistance. like one of those short water jet pools for older folk
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Yeah but also while the cat looks very emotionally involved he's actually looking around for any kind of escape from his personal hell and he's actually trying to run as fast he can to get out of the water
Also a man is steering him straight and every time the cat slows down the man tries to drown him
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idk kenny, sounds like the gif is a Rorschach for you. you see what you want to see.
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TL;DR for kenny.
First I'd like to open by saying that There Is No God But Allamah, and Muhammallama is his prophet, and Llamavore is Muhammallama's alt. Trolling is the new Fair gaming. Holy Ruler is the new Jesus. Kenny is now Saul after he loses the scales from his eyes and can now see again.
also for some reason it seems he copy and pasted it like 5 times to make it longer?
i always do this to llamavore posts know the lore
nice to know someone out there knows my lore
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idk kenny, sounds like the gif is a Rorschach for you. you see what you want to see.
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I just see pussy covered in balls.
Huh, I guess you're right....*unzips*
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mods plz eject leo from all llamavore threads
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mods plz ejaculate leo in all llamavore threads
Sounds good to me. Mods. Engage.