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« on: December 23, 2007, 11:51:24 pm »
I was out with a girl friend at a bar to nght. this drunk guy comes up to me and asks me
"Metaphorically speaking if I were a squeal and you were a tree would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"
Well that has to be the worst pick up line ever.
any one whith a good bad or worst one plz let me know
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« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2007, 11:53:44 pm »
"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

I have heard that it is both the best, and the worst...take your pick as to what one you wish to call it.
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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2007, 12:03:55 am »
is that a mirrior in your pocket? cause i see myself in your pants


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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2007, 01:20:27 am »
instead of Mi Casa Es Su Casa, Mi Cama Es Su Cama(my bed is your bed)
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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2007, 08:03:41 am »
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instead of Mi Casa Es Su Casa, Mi Cama Es Su Cama(my bed is your bed)


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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2007, 09:59:59 am »
I absolutely love: Are you tired?  'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

That was said to me a couple times by idiots. lol
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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2007, 10:07:52 am »
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

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« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2007, 10:21:27 am »
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"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2007, 10:29:52 am »
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Quote from: Mr_Cynic
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

>_>
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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2007, 10:35:27 am »
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"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

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« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2007, 10:37:47 am »
Vector is only laughing because that's one of his best standbys.
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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2007, 12:10:32 pm »
flask do we have to go over the whole you've never had a girlfriend who lives anywhere near us and i have thing?
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« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2007, 12:15:40 pm »
How about I'll be like Fred Flintstone and make your Bedrock.
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« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2007, 01:42:08 pm »
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flask do we have to go over the whole you've never had a girlfriend who lives anywhere near us and i have thing?

Well look who woke up on the wrong side of the futon. Frankly, the girls I encounter around here bore me.
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« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2007, 01:52:12 pm »
dude i can only get off one side of my futon (futons kick ass )
and that seems fair
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« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2007, 01:58:56 pm »
Well, it's the reason I don't actually look interested.
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« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2007, 02:00:09 pm »
what happened to whats her face?
the one we talked about a while ago?
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« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2007, 02:03:40 pm »
I'm still talking to her. Waiting for the right thing to invite her to, though.
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« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2007, 02:56:04 pm »
Flask .............
just ask it dont mater what it is jst stop being a puss and ask her
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« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2007, 03:01:50 pm »
That would usually be my first response, ninja.

But not this time. Don't worry, I'm not inept like some folk.
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