The Alliance of Real Men (ARM)

[LordShaiyan]

                                                 The Alliance of Real Men
                                               L'Alliance des vrais hommes

The Alliance of Real Men (ARM) is an organization which strives to organize and help the REAL MEN out there in the world. Apparently, the number is not much, as majority of the male population consists of walking bags of hormone they call "cool dudes" with no moral values (or a penis) and the REAL MEN are in the dark. This organization will operate inside the RIA to provide the REAL MEN of the RIA a place to hang out and organize.The members of ARM will also try to proselytize potential "cool dudes" and help them reclaim their manhood.

REAL MEN of the world, unite! Sic Semper pervertis!

Rules of ARM Members who will intentionally break the rules will have their testicoli repossessed.
* Never send any posts in the way the "cool dudes" do it (For example: Hey! I'm waiting for this girl to turn 18 so I can fuck her brains out) These type of shit..
* Try to proselytize "cool dudes" and help them reclaim their manhood
* Always respect women in your posts, well, unless she's fucking with you of course.

If you're a REAL MAN interested to join ARM, Post this below with your name on it

"I          , wish to join the Alliance of Real Men and abide by the rules in my post, and also to act according to the old fashion values, on which our great nation used to rely. Amen"

N.B The RIAer named Leo is requested not to join ARM and jeopardize our mission

REAL MEN OUT THERE, JOIN US! JOIN RIGHTEOUSNESS! LET'S PROVIDE AN "ARM" FOR OUR WOMEN!

[Kenneth Kenstar]

[LordShaiyan]

Do you want to lose your balls to the online repo man??! Come on mate, be a real man, join us!

[Fake from State Jarm]

I predict this will be a smashing success and leo will by no means be the only person who attempts to join.


/definitelynotfacepalm

[Pterrydactyl]

No... RIA no es home....

[Leo]

N.B The RIAer named Leo is requested not to join ARM and jeopardize our mission

This is racism and I will pursue a court ordered mandate to let me in this alliance.



Also, I hope my alliance with RIGHT HAND will not create a conflict of interest with arm. In fact, I believe if we allow the alliances of ARM, WRIST, and RIGHT HAND to work together, we will never need to rely on anyone else for help ever again.

[Arsenal 10]

You remind me of an anime where there is this character who keeps saying he is a real man. I think the anime is fairy tail.

[Jenne]

[Fake from State Jarm]

my plans for an alliance of fake men are ruined

[LordShaiyan]

 

[Dontasemebro]

Hey guys. My dick? Oh. You know

HUGE

[Leo]

I thought you left? You can't both brag about your plane and large penis while simultaneously not having a nation. That just makes the rest of us feel inadequate.

[Dontasemebro]

I thought you left? You can't both brag about your plane and large penis while simultaneously not having a nation. That just makes the rest of us feel inadequate.

I'd like to give my 2.5bil to my alliance.

[Leo]

That just makes the rest of us feel inadequate.

[LordShaiyan]

  *sigh*

[Pterrydactyl]

Orgazmo Theme Song-Now You're A Man

[Jenne]

I think you've clearly misread the RIA's mission statement, which expressly states that it's our solemn duty to spread faggotry throughout Planet Bob.

[LordShaiyan]

I want to become officer, let me pass the IIDA

[Pterrydactyl]

Shouldn't you post... in the Mil forums?

[LordShaiyan]

I did actually, long time ago but Mr. Smartass Jenne decided not to initiate a fucking thing and i'm sitting idle for almost 6 months?!