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Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 24, 2009, 01:05:05 am
From the people who brought you insanity, I give you the unofficial official RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation. (Sponsored by Viper6525D's Ice Cream Factory™ lol )

Its a game (duh). The rules are simple...someone makes a wish, then another person grants it, but adds some horrible twist in return. Then the person makes their wish, and so on.

Ex:
User 1: I wish for sea kitten

User 2: Granted, but its a shark and it eats you.

I wish for a boner!

User 3: Granted! *shoves bone up user 2's ass*

and blah, blah blah.

You get it.

Now lets start


I wish I had a kiwi! :3
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Thunder Strike on October 24, 2009, 01:32:44 am
Granted, but its Goergina Beyer.

I wish my pillow turned into a pair of boobs ... human female boobs.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 24, 2009, 01:37:15 am
Granted, but they look like deformed fetuses

I wish for a singing lizard!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: tlamn on October 24, 2009, 01:39:42 am
Quote from: Viper6525D
I wish I had a kiwi! :3

OOOOk ...

This Kiwi, the martial Maori that he is, simply chops your head off.

(In the alternative, the kiwi has too many seeds and you get them all stuck in your teeth).

Is that lame or what? Whatever, my turn.

I wish I could bang both Silvia Saint and Taylor Hayes.

Edit: God I suck.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 24, 2009, 01:42:43 am
Granted, but you had an orgasm too early on both occasions, and they tell everyone about it on their blogs.

Still wish for lizards.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: tlamn on October 24, 2009, 01:49:45 am
Granted, but the lizards burst out your stomach singing "Hello My Darlin'".

I now desire cake.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on October 24, 2009, 03:15:59 am
granted but caek is a lie
i wish for pie
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on October 24, 2009, 06:59:22 am
Okay, but the pie is a secret anti-matter bomb

I wish C-Zom wasn't a newb...
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Thunder Strike on October 24, 2009, 07:21:17 am
Granted, but C-zom is noob still.

I wish for bacon.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on October 24, 2009, 07:25:35 am
granted but i steal it and give you broccoli!
I wish i could have the opportunity to raep the powerpuff girls...yeah i liek em, so sue me!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 24, 2009, 11:32:33 am
granted, but they dont feel a thing. is it in yet?

I wish you guys weren't noobs
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Delta1212 on October 24, 2009, 11:41:14 am
Granted but you are.

I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 24, 2009, 02:58:55 pm
granted.

I wish delta knew my true feelings for him.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on October 24, 2009, 03:47:31 pm
granted but he will now avoid you like banana chips
I wish yall would give me 50 mill in 3 days
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 24, 2009, 03:52:41 pm
denied
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on October 24, 2009, 05:02:38 pm
o_O
MOO?
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Delta1212 on October 24, 2009, 05:45:28 pm
Quote from: llamavore
granted.
Well played.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 24, 2009, 05:59:19 pm
I wish for nukes!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on October 24, 2009, 06:05:18 pm
granted, you get bombed
i wish TS was a tranny prostitute with HUGE tits ready to lay her ass out to me for free!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 24, 2009, 06:08:30 pm
Quote from: gangs20003
granted, you get bombed
i wish TS was a tranny prostitute with HUGE tits ready to lay her ass out to me for free!
Granted! Congratulations, you just hammered a she-male!

I wish for some hot peppers!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on October 24, 2009, 06:14:02 pm
granted, i grind em and chuck the dust in your eyes
I wish CI wasnt pink (try corrupting that)
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 25, 2009, 03:37:04 am
Granted, but to make sure CI isnt pink, CI gets destroyed.

I wish for a oxdozer so I can demolish my school.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on October 26, 2009, 12:46:57 pm
Granted, but it' just that, an ox pulling on a broken dozer

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on October 26, 2009, 02:27:36 pm
granted but i contaminate your wish instead
i wish zitan was more blue then green
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 27, 2009, 09:06:40 pm
Granted, but now zitan is pregnant, and you're the father!

I wish I had a shoe!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on October 27, 2009, 10:29:02 pm
granted, you now have a shoe in place of your penis!
i wish i wouldnt have to go bald!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on October 28, 2009, 06:02:58 pm
Quote from: gangs20003
i wish zitan was more blue then green
I hate you.

Granted, I shoot you and your hair never falls off.

I wish Gangs was killed by the rival mob.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 30, 2009, 09:09:51 pm
Granted, but when it comes time to repay your debt to the mob, Im send to shoot you in the kneecaps and shoot you in your spine, making you paralyze from the waist down. I just shot you in the kneecaps for the lulz.

Respect the mafia!

I wish I had a pet raptor! Im sure that will never backfire! @_x
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on October 30, 2009, 09:12:11 pm
Granted! But the raptor is eaten by a T-Rex

I wish I could walk again.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on October 30, 2009, 09:53:20 pm
granted, you have 4 pigs legs attached to your ass...
i wish my hair would grow back faster...
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 30, 2009, 10:10:56 pm
Granted!

Introducing Viper's new Hair-Growing Elixer, made by Viper's Ice Cream Factory! Apply to head for hair in only 3 seconds.

WARNING: SIDEEFFECTSINCLUDENAUSIADIARREALOSSOFAPPITITEURGETOMASTERBATELOSSOFCHESTHAIR
LOSSOFPENISANDEVENDEATH!THISPRODUCTDOESNOTDEFENDAGAINSTSTDORHIVSORPREVENTPREGNANCY!
INFACTALL3WILLOCCURUPONUSINGTHISPRODUCT!ALLTHESESIDEEFFECTSARE100%POSSIBLE!THATSWHAT
YOUGETFORBUYINGELIXERSFROMME! TEEHEE!

I wish I had bacon!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on October 30, 2009, 10:35:00 pm
granted, you did before it was mine (nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom)
I wish I had a pet Viper!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 01, 2009, 03:01:39 pm
Granted, you get this:



I wish for Spring Break!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 01, 2009, 03:07:14 pm
^Corrupted? How about fail?

Anyway, granted:

(http://www.osh.dol.govt.nz/publications/series/aa25log-splitter-accident2-large.jpg)

I wish that spring was fixed.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 01, 2009, 03:11:59 pm
Granted, but then i break it again!

I wish for a giant sandwich!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 01, 2009, 03:22:04 pm
A sandy witch? Ok!

I wish for three more wishes
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 01, 2009, 07:27:45 pm
Granted, but for each wish you make, you lose part of your soul!

I wish for my wish for a pizza is corrupted!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 01, 2009, 09:04:54 pm
Granted, but traveling back in time corrupting that wish causes a huge time Paradox in which you die, Gangs has hair, Jenne is nice and I rule the world.

I wish Me, C-Zom, and Myrrh's trade circle was finished already.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 01, 2009, 11:09:57 pm
Granted, but then your nations get deleted.

I wish I was dying. (Interested to kno how anyone is gotta corrupt that)
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 02, 2009, 12:54:26 am
granted but then your dick falls off and then your eyes fall out, your tounge gets all shriveled up and your intestines fall out of your butt, you think "hey im dying anyway"...then you make a miraculous recovery...
I wish the RIA was moar insane (too much sanity these days)
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 02, 2009, 04:31:10 am
Granted. Everyone is so insane they are locked up in RL and can't post here anymore.

I wish It was November
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 02, 2009, 04:45:43 am
granted, now you are gay
I wish we could all just get along...
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 02, 2009, 09:49:22 am
Granted, but then we all get together to get you!

I wish the cake wasnt a lie.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on November 02, 2009, 10:21:00 am
Granted, but all cakes are made of plastic.

I wish I could breath in space.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 02, 2009, 02:16:22 pm
Granted, but that's not air you're breathing...

I wish for Canada to create a globally reconized noodle
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 02, 2009, 03:37:22 pm
granted, now you're a Canadian
i wish i was circumcised
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on November 03, 2009, 02:18:58 am
granted, now partial foreskins are all the rage and circumcision freaks girls out

I wish myrrh was the next one to post
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 03, 2009, 04:21:13 am
granted...o wait...
i wish flask was plastic
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on November 03, 2009, 11:44:39 am
granted, your head is now wrapped in flask.

I wish my previous wish would be granted and not messed up by gangs.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 03, 2009, 02:29:45 pm
<-- Myrrh

I wish for Denmark to make a globally reconized noodle.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on November 03, 2009, 07:44:58 pm
Granted, but it's laced with Ricin and everyone dies from eating it.


I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 03, 2009, 07:57:03 pm
Granted, but then you find out that your wish is to kill yourself...and it gets granted!

I wish for the power of telekinesis!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on November 04, 2009, 07:16:08 am
Granted, but you loose control of your new power and it destroys you from the inside-out.


I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on November 04, 2009, 11:43:43 am
Quote from: Rorick
Granted, but you loose control of your new power and it destroys you from the inside-out.


I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
granted, but then you change your mind. too late.

I wish for myrrh to ___ my ____ until I ____ in her ____
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on November 04, 2009, 03:45:53 pm
Granted, but the wish doesn't understand what you meant and instead has Myrrh cut off something where the sun don't shine.

I wish I had a million bucks.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 04, 2009, 05:57:44 pm
Granted, but it's such a waste of an Aid Slot

I wish South Africa made a globally reconized noodle
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 04, 2009, 06:32:54 pm
Granted, but it's black so they all hate it.

I wish I didn't have swamp ass.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 04, 2009, 06:38:31 pm
Granted, but now you have no ass!

I wish for giant hands.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 04, 2009, 06:49:21 pm
Granted, but you can't eat and die.

I wish Ireland would make a globally reconized noodle.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 04, 2009, 06:58:57 pm
Granted, but Ireland accidentally adds too mcuh beer, causing anyone to eat it to become instantly drunk and die from liver failure.


I wish I was a sandwich and I knew what bread I would be.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 04, 2009, 07:01:17 pm
Granted, but someone else who wished for giant hands comes and eats you.

I wish Vatican City would create a globally reconized noodle.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 04, 2009, 07:18:51 pm
Quote from: Zitan XLII
Granted, but someone else who wished for giant hands comes and eats you.

I wish Vatican City would create a globally reconized noodle.
If thats the case, doesnt that neutralize my giant hands wish corruption?

Oh well.

Granted, but then I ruin it b/c I like Italian! They taste like chicken! @_X

I wish for an Irish coffee.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 04, 2009, 07:33:17 pm
Quote from: Viper6525D
If thats the case, doesnt that neutralize my giant hands wish corruption?
In short: No

Granted, but they can't seem to keep the Beer out...

I wish for Egypt to make a globally reconized noodle.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 04, 2009, 07:34:38 pm
Granted, but it's made of sand.

I wish Zitan would come up with something new to wish for.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 04, 2009, 07:36:27 pm
Granted...

I wish Egypt would make a globally reconized sandwich (don't go for the cheap shot)
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 04, 2009, 07:45:51 pm
Granted, but we still go for the cheap shot...I use my giant hands to eat the sandwich (Ha, your own logic used against you)

I wish for the insanity to never end!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 04, 2009, 07:51:12 pm
Quote from: Viper6525D
I use my giant hands to eat the sandwich (Ha, your own logic used against you)
Hah, you lost your Giant Hands when you became a Sandwich, so your logic is unlogical making my logic undeniable.

^This is the type of insanity you are stuck with

I wish Viper would realize that he has regular-sized hands, and that Turkey made a globally reconized sandwich (don't you dare...)
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 04, 2009, 07:54:23 pm
Granted.  Then Viper puts two fingers in the stink, then feeds you  the sandwhich.

I with there was a team in the world series I could root for.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 04, 2009, 08:00:33 pm
Granted, but then they get totally destroyed in the World Series so badly, that the team owner is forced to sell the team.

I wish the Phillies win the World Series ( I wanna win my bet)

Also, i dont like the Phills. I hate them,...just hate the Yanks more
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 04, 2009, 08:04:00 pm
Granted, but they end up having to forefit game 7 and the Yankees win anyway.

I with Pedro was my daddy.


I'm with you on the Yankees.  I really hate them.  And, being a Mets fan, I can't really root for the Phillies.  I guess I have to root NL.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 04, 2009, 08:08:42 pm
Granted, but then he sells you for a cigarette...its a prison joke.

I wish I can knock over  into the ocean...idk why i said that.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 04, 2009, 08:10:46 pm
I will not grant that

I wish wherever Viper lived got destroyed by an Anti-Matter Bomb
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 04, 2009, 08:13:27 pm
Granted, but all the old people survive and move into your town.  (this was to Viper, but it works for either)

I wish my Wii Rockband controllers worked with Guitar Hero
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 04, 2009, 08:15:29 pm
Quote from: Jenne
Granted, but all the old people survive and move into your town.
My town is all old people

Granted, but a legal mistake is found and Guitar Hero is shut down forever and copies of the game become illegal, so only Roack Band is allowed by law.

I wish the old people moved to Viper's town
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 04, 2009, 08:17:42 pm
That's fine, I just want to play GH Metallica anyway...

Granted, but all the hippies move to your town.

I wish my puppy would stop growling at her reflection in the window.  (No "she dies" jokes)
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 04, 2009, 08:18:48 pm
Granted, but then it gets sucked into the mirror, by your opposite in some reverse world, b/c in reality, she was scaring them away.

I wish for pie.

EDIT: Damn i was late. No real time to react to your wish Jenne.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on November 04, 2009, 08:21:34 pm
its RECOGNIZED

with a G
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 04, 2009, 08:24:48 pm
On second thought....

I wish llamavore was in the pit of death for breaking the combo of the game.

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 04, 2009, 08:29:01 pm
Granted, but you are in there too, and you both get recruited by a wild snorlax.

I wish for a donation
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 04, 2009, 08:51:48 pm
Granted. Heres a dollar, minus taxes, delivery, and postage, you get about 13 cents.

Unfortunately, now it gets lost in the mail.

Now I wish for pie...a pie of Death!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on November 05, 2009, 12:27:02 pm
Granted, but while being shipped to you, your order is mixed up, and you instead receive the complete set of Barnie the Dinosaur videos, while the pie of death falls down a volcano in Hawaii.


I wish for this game to end.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on November 05, 2009, 12:58:11 pm
granted.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 05, 2009, 02:07:28 pm
...but it just gets reopened by me.

I wish llamavore would consiter using capital letters and proper grammar along with correct punctation whilst typing.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on November 06, 2009, 04:35:12 am
granted, but then I do like you did and just ungrant it afterwards.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 06, 2009, 02:20:56 pm
You gonna make a wish?
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 06, 2009, 09:28:02 pm
Granted, but he wishes for suicide.

I wish for apple cider!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Thunder Strike on November 06, 2009, 09:32:00 pm
Granted, but is really just my urine.

I wish to pass my last two exams next week.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 06, 2009, 09:35:08 pm
Granted, but you still fail your classes!

I wish I was in college already...mainly for the college parties.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on November 06, 2009, 11:14:20 pm
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Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 07, 2009, 07:18:09 am
I'll just ignore that.

Granted, but you pass out and get gang recruited.

I wish I didn't have to buy another 2000 infra to get a WRC.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 07, 2009, 08:34:31 am
Granted, but now you need to buy 3,000 Infra

I wish Truth or Square wasn't such a rip-off
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Popsicle on November 07, 2009, 09:39:23 am
Granted, but now it's "circle or dare"
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 07, 2009, 02:14:24 pm
Quote from: tonicsicle
Granted, but now it's "circle or dare"
For you not making a wish, you now have to spend one hour in the Pit of Death...as soon as we make one.

So you get random consolation prize:
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n196/amversluis/meltingmoments.jpg)

I wish for a Pit of Death.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 07, 2009, 08:58:40 pm
Granted, but you trip on the edge...

I wish for pudding
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 08, 2009, 03:04:50 am
Granted,
(http://i550.photobucket.com/albums/ii419/Fate_Vili/Pudding.jpg)

But of course, thats not really pudding...no other details are necessary.

I wish it snowed where I lived.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 08, 2009, 07:05:05 am
Granted, but you get a massive blizzard and get 7 feet of snow, and since your town is dreadfully unprepared for such things, you are stuck in your house for weeks with the power out.

I wish I didnt lose the piece of paper that I had it my pocket last night.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 08, 2009, 07:06:10 am
Granted.  I found it.  Hahahahhahahahahhaha.  my with came true.  fuck all ya'll I win.

I wish I didn't gloat so much.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Popsicle on November 08, 2009, 09:19:10 am
Granted, But your still gay.

I wish for snow.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 08, 2009, 09:49:31 am
Granted, but it's a nuclear winter.

I wish my neighbor was was not burning leaves so I could actually go outside on the last nice day of the year.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 08, 2009, 01:08:42 pm
Granted, but now your neighbor's burning houses.

I wish for a root beer float for all!
 
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 08, 2009, 05:47:21 pm
Granted, but everyone shares the same one and chronic diarrhea infects everyone in the world, except me, Myrrh, C-Zom, and all the other Awesome people in the RIA

I wish for ICE-CREAM!!!!!!!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 09, 2009, 12:45:23 am
Granted, but I make it w/ no people, just poison.

I wish for more people. Ice cream just doest grow on trees!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 09, 2009, 05:52:26 pm
granted but they all come and raep you horribly and then puncture your boobs and then your balls and stick your dick in your vagina too!
i wish we had constant power...i hate 12 day power cuts...
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Mash on November 10, 2009, 11:08:10 am
Granted, but you electrocute yourself when you lick the panel.

I wish it was Friday
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 10, 2009, 09:42:44 pm
Granted, but hen you get hit by a car and die.

I wish for a new electric guitar.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Reoga on November 10, 2009, 11:32:14 pm
Granted bit it falls on your head from 1300 feet.


I wish for a 3 some
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 11, 2009, 01:20:06 am
Granted...
(http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt27/IllicoPresto/Motivational/Threesome.jpg)

Thank you poster.

I wish for more monkeys in the forums.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on November 11, 2009, 05:33:26 am
due to the statements on their shirts, those girls couldn't possibly partake of a 3some
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 11, 2009, 02:42:39 pm
Moving on....

Quote from: Viper6525D
I wish for more monkeys in the forums.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 11, 2009, 02:49:27 pm
granted, llama will now fetch his brethren...
i wish i was the antichrist
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 11, 2009, 04:55:36 pm
Granted, but then the Christians lock you in a freezer to see you freeze at the stake
(The irony)

I wish for the Uncharted 2 game...(it actually looks pretty good)
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Reoga on November 11, 2009, 06:30:53 pm
Granted the game sucks...

I wish for  
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 11, 2009, 09:39:15 pm
Granted, but then it tries to hug you, then it gets stuck when it does...

I wish for man eating plants...and a sno cone...blueberry sno cone
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 11, 2009, 09:42:55 pm
The man-eating plant eats you... and your sno-cone

I wish for a 4-day work-week

PS. Cactaur is not an "it"
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 11, 2009, 09:49:52 pm
Quote from: Zitan XLII
The man-eating plant eats you... and your sno-cone

I wish for a 4-day work-week

PS. Cactaur is not an "it"
In order:

1) Do I still eat the sno cone?

2) Sorry Cactaur...I meant he

Onto the game:
Granted, but the lack of production on labor causes the business you work in to go into bankruptcy, the company closes down, and you're out of a job.

I wish I knew if I ate my sno cone or not.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 11, 2009, 09:57:40 pm
You never got to eat it. You died before that

PS, I don't work for a company so PWNED!

I wish Viper would not make so many assumptions about me
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 11, 2009, 09:59:32 pm
Granted! Now every assumption is the truth...and I assume (say) your gay for no reason.

I wish it was Dec 21, 2012!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 11, 2009, 10:04:23 pm
Granted, but it turns out all that stuff about the apocolypse is fake (which it is)

Ahem, you did not grant my wish. I wished for you to not make assumptions. What you did was make it so that your assumptions become true. However, you are still making assumptions. Grant my previous wish properly.

PS The above was not a wish, it was a demand
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 11, 2009, 10:08:56 pm
Quote from: Zitan XLII
Granted, but it turns out all that stuff about the apocolypse is fake (which it is)

Ahem, you did not grant my wish. I wished for you to not make assumptions. What you did was make it so that your assumptions become true. However, you are still making assumptions. Grant my previous wish properly.

PS The above was not a wish, it was a demand
Actually I made the assumption the truth. So instead of assumptions, its the truth. Technically. I did grant your wish.

But w/e: Ill do it over...Ahem...

Granted, but everyone else makes assumptions.

I now wish for a tank!

PS: I agree...Doomsday 2012 is about as real as a female orgasm...lol stupid jokes.
But yeah, Doomsday 2012 is still a load of BS
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 12, 2009, 03:50:09 am
granted you get sent back in time to ww2 and youre a german whos about to die under a tanks tracks...
i wish you both would die a horrible, horrible death at the hands of an uneducated indian politician...
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 12, 2009, 05:44:30 am
Granted, but you get assassinated and we good Christians go to heaven and you get reborn as a sheep.

I know, very steryotypical, but meh.

I wish Indians could eat cow
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 12, 2009, 06:40:56 am
...we can you idiot... Hindus cant... Hinduism is a religion, we also have Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Parsis(persians),
Jains, Zoroastrianism followers and Judaism followers to name a few, eating cows is based on religion not citizenship...so granted and fail
I wish osama bin laden was a midget in a frock.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 12, 2009, 07:55:00 pm
Granted, but he's more angry at America b/c we all make midget jokes about him, and that ignites a nuclear war.

I wish for a soft drink...b/c I cant say tonic.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 12, 2009, 07:58:03 pm
granted you get a tonic.
i wish for a C-C-C-COM-COMBO BREAKER!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 12, 2009, 08:02:02 pm
Granted...Your wish gets denied!
I MADE A TIME PARADOX!

I wish for another time paradox!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 12, 2009, 08:16:39 pm
Granted, but you
Granted, but you
Granted, but you
Granted, but you
Granted, but you
I wish Gangs realized that when I said I was being steryotypical it ment I knew all Indians weren't Hindu
Granted, but you
Granted, but you
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 12, 2009, 09:18:37 pm
Granted, but the Indians dont, and then they kill you.

I wish I can win at The Game.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 13, 2009, 05:13:43 am
Granted, but everytime you win yo lose because of a rules loophole

I wish there were  !
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 13, 2009, 09:26:48 am
granted...now youre dead...YAY
i wish i knew wtf a time parahoosiwhati was
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 13, 2009, 07:53:44 pm
Granted, but your memory slots are full, so in order to make room, you forget where you put your car keys.

I wish I had more beer in the house.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 13, 2009, 10:06:15 pm
Granted, but then we all kno about it, and take over your house so we can have a sexy drunken PARTY and we drink all the beer, burritos nothing for you.

I wish Jenne had a pool. so the party is a DRUNKEN POOL PARTY!!! A nd if Jenne has one, then I wish it was a better pool!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 14, 2009, 07:14:23 am
Quote from: Viper6525D
Granted, but then we all kno about it, and take over your house so we can have a sexy drunken PARTY and we drink all the beer, burritos nothing for you.

I wish Jenne had a pool. so the party is a DRUNKEN POOL PARTY!!! A nd if Jenne has one, then I wish it was a better pool!
Granted, but you get drunk, hit your head on the bottom of the pool, and not you are paralyzed.  

I wish I had the infra to buy a WRC.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 14, 2009, 08:54:26 am
Granted, but one of the bombs in the center detonates, destroying the WRC and 1,000 of your Infra

I wish it was the 18th
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 14, 2009, 09:03:03 am
I'm only 1000 infra away... cool.

Granted, but it's the 18th of September.

I wish I had a truck.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 14, 2009, 09:14:30 am
Granted, but the little HotWheel axles keep snapping off.

I wish it was the 18th of November, 2009 AD
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 14, 2009, 11:20:44 am
Granted, but someone slips you a roofie the night before and violates you, and you spend the day crying in the corner with your asshole bleeding.

I wish my dog would stop stomping my nuts every time she gets on or off my lap.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 14, 2009, 03:24:46 pm
granted, now you have no nuts...
i wish for moar pie...
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 14, 2009, 03:35:41 pm
Granted, every girl you date from now on will have a massive bush.

I wish I had my nuts back.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 14, 2009, 04:49:25 pm
Quote from: Jenne
Granted, but you get drunk, hit your head on the bottom of the pool, and not you are paralyzed.

If Im at the bottom, and Im paralyzed, arent I just dead by drowning.

Granted, but now you have no penis.

I wish I had a taco.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 14, 2009, 06:42:32 pm
No, someone pulled you out.

Granted, but since you are paralyzed, you cant reach out and eat it.

I wish I had my penis back.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 14, 2009, 10:34:40 pm
Granted, but it doesnt work.

I wish I wasnt paralyzed so I can eat my taco.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 14, 2009, 10:48:48 pm
granted, but then saw plays one of his GAMES with you and you barely manage to bite your way out cause now you have no arms nor have you legs...
i wish i didnt turn into an insomniac because of this f***ed up alliance...
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 15, 2009, 04:29:31 am
!? Idk how you came up w/ the jigsaw reference out of that, but I dont hear a no on the taco, so YES! I ATE IT! WOOT!

Now then...

Granted, but then the forum turns sane, and the Red Light District didnt, and never will exist.

I wish Saw VI was as good as I hoped it was (the series is not the same w/o the original Jigsaw)
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on November 16, 2009, 08:07:28 pm
Granted, but you wake up in reality again and notice the movie sucks as much as you remember it, making you feel depressed.

I wish that someone would create me a cool signature.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 16, 2009, 08:55:26 pm
meh ill do it...i mean granted...eh...no u
i wish i had better replies...
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 17, 2009, 06:57:58 pm
Granted, but we make better ones.

I wish the Guy outside my house stopped singing Frere Jacques like a madman
(Im not kidding, there is a guy doing that atm)
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on November 18, 2009, 04:12:48 am
Granted, now he's singing that wondergirl (?) song going "Nobody, nobody but you!" and clapping furiously....

I wish that I'd have more posts
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 18, 2009, 06:48:51 am
Granted, but we impose a post tax and you owe me millions.

I wish Domo would come alive and rampage my town like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 18, 2009, 01:14:23 pm
granted but then he comes as Domegatron and Cactimus Prime PWNES  him.
i wish i had the powers of venom spidey...been playing too much of spidey web of shadows...
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 18, 2009, 05:52:54 pm
Granted, but then Spiderman shows up and kicks your ass.

I wish the donut in my head would stop poking my back.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 18, 2009, 08:14:56 pm
Granted. It won't poke your back anymore...

I wish Skulryk would stop being a N00b
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 18, 2009, 08:42:09 pm
granted but now you're a guy with fire coming out of his dick...
i wish that guy stopped gravedigging...
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on November 18, 2009, 10:24:04 pm
Granted, but someone else does it for him now

I wish assigning homework is against the law
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 18, 2009, 10:31:14 pm
granted, now you have quizzes every day instead...
i wish tonic (the entire thing, the drink, the brand, EVERYTHING) was destroyed...
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on November 19, 2009, 05:32:53 am
Granted, but now Coke and-tonic stopped making coke, and makes tonic

I wish that no one can ruin this wish
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Thunder Strike on November 19, 2009, 05:42:23 am
Granted, so you don't actually end up with anything ....

I wish that I was a God.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 19, 2009, 05:45:08 am
Granted, but it turns out that Athiests are right.

I wish for no more spammy gravedigs.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on November 19, 2009, 05:53:04 am
Granted, but so people invented the supergravedrill (crazy spam gravedig)

I wish that the next person was unable to post something.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 19, 2009, 05:58:12 am
Wish Fail

I wish Echorion dies first in C-Zom's RP
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 19, 2009, 05:16:03 pm
Granted, but then you die next.


I wish I had a PS3.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 19, 2009, 09:04:18 pm
Grabted, but you can't connect to the internet, or download games, or even get it to turn on...

I wish for 3 more wishes
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on November 20, 2009, 05:13:23 am
Granted, but I everybody else has at least 4 more wishes

I wish that there would be a way to get 500 posts till the end of november, without super spamming and gravedigging

(Yeah, that's why I do it [RL bet])
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 20, 2009, 05:23:15 am
Granted, but the only way is to post on another forum.

Post count shouldn't be your priority. Quality over Quantity. Many of the biggest names in the RIA post a couple times a day usually, but their posts are meaningful to the RIA. However, what you have been doing is posting a ton, but it's all utter crap. You're just being annoying. Sometimes Newbs are (I was too for a while) but none have been like you, at least since I came.

My wish is that you would read that^ and understand what I am trying to tell you.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 20, 2009, 06:15:29 am
Wow Zitan, that was almost as good as one of my lectures, im impressed. A bit too harsh though, ease off a bit man.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 20, 2009, 06:46:49 am
Quote from: Zitan XLII
Granted, but the only way is to post on another forum.

Post count shouldn't be your priority. Quality over Quantity. Many of the biggest names in the RIA post a couple times a day usually, but their posts are meaningful to the RIA. However, what you have been doing is posting a ton, but it's all utter crap. You're just being annoying. Sometimes Newbs are (I was too for a while) but none have been like you, at least since I came.

My wish is that you would read that^ and understand what I am trying to tell you.
This from the guy who called out MY 1000th post.  Either you have really learned something recently, or you are just being a hypocrite.  I'm not really sure which.

Anyway... granted, but someone else just takes his place as the annoying guy.

I wish my fucking solve would converge.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 20, 2009, 02:53:51 pm
Actually I was just trying to point out that you were soo absorbed into that conversation (I think it was about cars) that you didn't even notice that "milestone". I wasn't calling you out.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 20, 2009, 02:58:50 pm
Quote from: Zitan XLII
Actually I was just trying to point out that you were soo absorbed into that conversation (I think it was about cars) that you didn't even notice that "milestone". I wasn't calling you out.
But that's my point.  You actually consider it a milestone.  I didn't notice it because it meaningless unless it's something you strive for.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 20, 2009, 03:02:11 pm
I air-quoted milestone because it's just a little event that some may view as special. At that time yes, I wanted to reach 1,000 but later I decided it wasn't that important and just posted stuff. And remember after I said that you said something like "Heck yeah, and in less than a year at that"
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 20, 2009, 08:49:54 pm
Hostilities between Zitan and Jenne? Anyone need some guns or grenades or something?
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on November 20, 2009, 08:53:37 pm
I'm sorry if I'm being annoying, I'm just not trying to loose this bet... (20pounds - it's a bet with my brother who lives in Blighty...)
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 20, 2009, 09:13:24 pm
Quote from: gangs20003
Hostilities between Zitan and Jenne? Anyone need some guns or grenades or something?
I've not yet begun to get hostile.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 20, 2009, 09:39:42 pm
Nothing really hostile, we're just the two that bicker about everything. Conflicting personalities, you know?
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 21, 2009, 08:03:38 am
Quote from: Echorion
Granted, but I everybody else has at least 4 more wishes

I wish that there would be a way to get 500 posts till the end of november, without super spamming and gravedigging

(Yeah, that's why I do it [RL bet])
Let's get back to the game shall we.

Granted.  You get involved with recruiting, get a ton of people here, and you say hi to all of them.  (Not really a corruption, just a suggestion).

I wish my desk was not such a mess.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 21, 2009, 08:40:45 am
Granted...now its charcoal
I wish i had a damn paypal account already...making one is hella difficult.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 21, 2009, 08:51:30 am
Granted, but I hack it and send all your money to me.

I wish my phone had a headset jack.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 21, 2009, 04:27:01 pm
Granted, but you can never find the proper headset for it.

I wish I could swim extremely fast.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 21, 2009, 07:23:41 pm
Granted, but Global Warming evaporates all the water on the Earth, and you too.

I wish For C-Zom to start the Horror RP soon (along with his mother getting better)
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 21, 2009, 09:02:54 pm
Granted but you die (i ain't corrupting that wish so ill just have you die)
I wish I was Rictaur
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 21, 2009, 09:03:55 pm
Granted.  C-zom's mother become a zombie and tears you to shreds.

I wish my wife was not so pissed at me for play playing Rock Band while she was trying to take a nap.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Untelligent on November 21, 2009, 09:14:41 pm
Granted, because she's now a dude.


I wish the SD cards my Creative ZEN mp3 player uses acted like expandable memory instead of just another way to transfer music in/out.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 21, 2009, 10:28:48 pm
granted, but they now have artificial intelligence and take over the world one MP3 player at a time, all because you wanted some stupid expandable memory.
I still wish i was RICTAUR
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 24, 2009, 03:16:29 pm
Granted, but you keep poking yourself

I wish I get more votes then Agent Lemon and Penkala
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 24, 2009, 07:40:45 pm
Granted, but Skulyrk wins by write in.

I wish my fantasy team didn't get kicked in the nards by Leo.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: iKrolm on November 28, 2009, 12:20:06 am
Granted, but Leo buttsexes them all.

I wish I had a more  smiley than  for the really, really  occasions.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on November 28, 2009, 03:54:03 am
MOO!
SPAM!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 28, 2009, 05:12:08 pm
Anyways,

Granted, but the   occasion will never arrive for you, and the mob demands payment for the  smilies.

I wish the Count to 10,000 game would just die!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on November 28, 2009, 07:28:47 pm
Granted, but it's replace by a count to 1,000,000.

I wish I didn't have to listen to Christmas music.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 29, 2009, 08:30:02 pm
Granted, but now you have to listen to Hanakkah music for the rest of your life.

I wish I was a 12 foot BLT sandwich...and I ate myself
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: triviuum on November 29, 2009, 10:16:50 pm
Quote from: Viper6525D
Granted, but now you have to listen to Hanakkah music for the rest of your life.

I wish I was a 12 foot BLT sandwich...and I ate myself
granted but you gave yourself food poisoning.

i wish i was a girl
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 29, 2009, 10:27:09 pm
Granted, but now you're Lindsey Lohan.

I wish I had a new drum set.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: triviuum on November 29, 2009, 10:28:57 pm
Quote from: Viper6525D
Granted, but now you're Lindsey Lohan.

I wish I had a new drum set.
granted but it was made out of paper.

I wish I could think of anything to wish for.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on November 29, 2009, 10:52:52 pm
Granted, but then the world exploded b/c thats what you really wanted

I wish I was in Hinamizawa @_@
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Dr. Blindness on November 30, 2009, 09:21:13 am
Granted, but you find yourself in Afghanistan. And not the good part, the hillbilly rural part.
 
I wish I didn't have so much back hair.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: triviuum on November 30, 2009, 07:58:22 pm
Quote from: LordChris
Granted, but you find yourself in Afghanistan. And not the good part, the hillbilly rural part.
 
I wish I didn't have so much back hair.
granted, but all of it ended up on your balls.

I wish i was superman
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Dr. Blindness on November 30, 2009, 08:10:13 pm
Granted but you live in a mason jar on Lex Luther's nightstand.
 
I wish Mark Mangino would get fatter.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on December 01, 2009, 06:42:41 am
Granted, but you just can't tell because he is so fat already.

I wish winter was not coming.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on December 01, 2009, 09:18:32 pm
Granted, but now time is frozen over and we are all frozen in time forever...way to go.

I wish I had the dancing skills of  
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 01, 2009, 10:43:32 pm
Granted, but you are forced to dance naked for me as I watch behind a secret two way mirror slathering myself in corn syrup.

I wish I had some corn syrup.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Leo on December 01, 2009, 10:46:41 pm
Granted, but I'm stuffing it down your asshole with my dick.

I wish Mango's asshole was bigger.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 01, 2009, 10:53:22 pm
Granted, but now it's so big that I can no longer feel you inside me.

I wish Leo had a bigger dick.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Leo on December 01, 2009, 10:54:17 pm
Granted, but now it's tearing your asshole open.

I wish Mango had an even bigger asshole.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 01, 2009, 11:01:04 pm
Quote from: Leo
Granted, but now it's tearing your asshole open.

I wish Mango had an even bigger asshole.

Granted, buy my asshole grows large and takes on a life of it's own, swallowing up cock after cock until only a small band of freedom fighters are left standing between my enormous asshole and mankind's ultimate destruction.  

I wish Leo wasn't so horny for me all the time.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Leo on December 02, 2009, 03:23:26 pm
Granted, but now I've hoarded every hot woman in the world.

I wish that this were a wish.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 02, 2009, 11:19:49 pm
Granted, but no one else can top your almighty wit and charm and this game becomes dull and boring.

I wish Leo would get a new avatar
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on December 10, 2009, 08:23:54 pm
Granted, but its awesomeness brings shame to all, causing wide spread depression and causing suicide rates to skyrocket.

I wish I as on a deserted island...w/ hot girls
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: triviuum on December 10, 2009, 11:31:47 pm
Quote from: Viper6525D
Granted, but its awesomeness brings shame to all, causing wide spread depression and causing suicide rates to skyrocket.

I wish I as on a deserted island...w/ hot girls
Granted but it turns out they were all trannies instead.

I wish for a big bowl of p0pcorn
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on December 12, 2009, 01:09:05 am
Granted but theres no butter...and no salt.

I wish I had P0pcorn...w/ butter.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 12, 2009, 06:34:39 pm
Granted, but the "butter" was actually my splooge.

I wish I wasn't so damn famous.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Baltus on December 12, 2009, 07:10:46 pm
Granted. But, now you are a hobo, living in a dumpster.

I wish I had some cereal.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: triviuum on December 12, 2009, 11:04:31 pm
granted but i stuck my dick in it before u ate it.

i wish i get another amp for xmas.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on December 13, 2009, 04:37:53 am
Granted, but Santa gets too lazy and drops it from the sky, hitting your roof, then your head.

I wish I had a kickass haircut.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on December 13, 2009, 06:46:23 am
Granted, but it kicks you all the way home.

I wish the Jaguars would win against the Dolphins today.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 13, 2009, 08:31:30 pm
Quote from: Zitan XLII
Granted, but it kicks you all the way home.

I wish the Jaguars would win against the Dolphins today.


Granted, well...err sorry pal, they didn't.

I wish someone would  tell me how pretty my hair looks today
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on December 16, 2009, 04:21:20 am
Granted, but only because it covers your face

I wish that I had a new graphics card
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on December 16, 2009, 08:34:34 pm
Granted, but its from 56K modem

I wish the Ninendo DSi was destroyed (seriously, this is a bigger waste of money since the GBA SP)
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: DracoDark on December 20, 2009, 09:51:18 pm
granted, but they come up with an even bigger waste of money ;P

I wish I had some money >:/
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on December 21, 2009, 08:51:54 am
Granted, but it's in Rubles.

I wish people would think about their wishes more often so that it wasn't so easy to corrupt them, and after thinking would make their wishes so that it isn't so easy.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on December 23, 2009, 06:08:30 pm
Granted, but that causes people to be more logical, causing actual normality within the alliance, causing the RIA to dissolve.

I wish I had the power to bend time and space at my own will...so that I can give TS some bacon. (refering to Pg 1 of this topic)
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on December 23, 2009, 07:19:04 pm
you go through hell and back again to get a one time pass to reply to TS's post, but then you find the quote tags and realize that your powers are useless!
I wish there were 3 of me (really i do)
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on December 23, 2009, 10:20:02 pm
Granted. Congrats! You now have 3 heads! Enjoy the power struggle for dominance that will occur soon!

I wish I went into a Black Hole and lived...wanna kno wtf is on the other side.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on December 24, 2009, 04:35:49 am
You went into the black hole, and lived - but only for a few nanoseconds as you were crushed by its insane gravitational pull.

don't forget: Fg= GM1M2/r2
M1 = approaching infinity
thus Fg = infitity

enjoy getting crushed

I wish that everyone has a Merry Christmas!


-- Merry Christmas RIA! I love you all
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on December 24, 2009, 04:46:56 am
Granted, but it turns out 1/2 of the people here dont celebrate Christmas, and get offended and riot to your house.
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j265/Staria6x111/Motivational%20Posters/1152864483592.jpg)

I wish I could smash anything I could for a day.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 25, 2009, 09:55:50 am
Granted, but then you have to pay for it all, have no money, and have to sell your body to make money.  You grow strangely accustomed to having your pooper reamed and turn gay.

I wish I had a pillow made up of boobs
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on December 25, 2009, 12:00:50 pm
Granted, but they are your Mom's boobs.

I wish my ninja would stop falling over.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: triviuum on December 25, 2009, 04:29:43 pm
Granted, it is now broken.

I wish for the whole week off of work.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on December 26, 2009, 01:01:07 am
Granted...Congratulations! You just got fired!

*one week later*

Congrats! You now a worse job w/ longer hours, horrible conditions, no health benefits, and little pay!

I wish for more egg nog...and a root beer float.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 26, 2009, 08:07:37 am
Granted, but the sickening concoction of nasty eggnog mixing w/ the float  in your stomach makes you violently ill and permanently unable to have erections.  

I wish I was magic
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on December 26, 2009, 10:02:05 am
Granted.  You turn yourself into a toad.

I wish my brother in law was not a useless scumfucking lazy piece of shit.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on December 27, 2009, 01:01:59 am
Granted, but then he gets off his lazy to begin his new life as a serial killer by killing you.

I wish for the power to enter and alter people's minds.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 27, 2009, 06:33:00 pm
Granted, but you enter my mind and go fucking ballistic at all the fucked up shit in my head.

I wish I wasn't so fucking crazy
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on December 27, 2009, 07:08:55 pm
Granted, but then you become boring.  

I wish update didn't come at midnight.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 29, 2009, 12:53:23 am
Granted, update now happens at random times through out the day, and when I say random times of the day, I mean when you're too busy taking a big fat shit.

I wish I was the candy cane in your avatar.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Reoga on December 29, 2009, 01:03:45 am
Granted, but she is now a fat man in his late 50s.


I wish for a CN war to happen.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on December 29, 2009, 05:48:17 pm
Granted, but everyone declares war on you and you get nuked.

I wish I had some dip w/ these chips.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 29, 2009, 07:43:45 pm
Granted, but the dip is my jizz mixed with piss and blood.

I wish RIA and IRON were on the same side
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on December 29, 2009, 08:25:54 pm
Granted, but everyone else is against us.

I wish my Dad's christmas present would show up.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Reoga on December 29, 2009, 08:28:55 pm
Granted, bit its more for your mom

I wish mah spoon was not too big.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 29, 2009, 09:54:17 pm
Granted, but now your hands look huge when you grab it, and no man wants a girl with big hands cuz it makes their weiner look small.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on December 29, 2009, 10:03:40 pm
Granted, but now you're an overachiever whose stressed to the point of depression.

I wish I could invent delicious bacon flavored ice cream.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 29, 2009, 10:52:28 pm
Granted, but I tie you naked to a chair and force you to watch me eat every yummy morsel of it.  

I wish I had a chair and some rope.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on December 29, 2009, 11:34:32 pm
Granted, but then I use the rope and tie you naked to the chair as I force feed you every bit of my bacon ice cream until you choke to death, or you're brain goes permanently numb from all of the massive brainfreezees, whichever comes first.

I wish i knew why EM had to tie me naked?
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 30, 2009, 09:31:16 am
Granted, but the memories that you supressed from that awful night come flooding back in your head like a tidal wave.  Images of your restrained and naked body, glistening with ice cream, the sound of fresh bacon still sizzling on the skillet over powers your senses.  Flesh, cream, meat, and uhh, more meat is more than you can bare and you enter a near death like coma tose state.

God damn, I wish I wasn't so perverted all the time.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on December 30, 2009, 10:29:34 pm
Granted, but then the Red Light District would be no more.

I wish I could watch a new decent anime movie.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 30, 2009, 10:33:01 pm
Granted but it turns you into a chronic masterbater

I wish I could piss fire
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 01, 2010, 12:01:30 am
Granted. Congrats, now you have extreme prostate cancer.

I wish they found a cure for cancer.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on January 01, 2010, 02:04:45 am
Granted, but the only way they would give it to you is if you do a dirty secret dance for me, a dance that makes you feel dirty and ashamed.

I wish I had a camcorder
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 01, 2010, 02:58:43 am
Granted, but you get mine...

Im not fucking kidding, my camcorder sucks so much it doesnt even deserve to suck llama's dick.

I wish for more s0da. I DEMAND TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on January 01, 2010, 03:08:25 am
You get more tonic, but it jacks you up so bad that you're parents think you're a tweeker and they enter you into rehab w/ Dr Drew

I wish I wasn't such a bad influence on the RIA
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 01, 2010, 05:47:39 pm
Granted, but then the RIA gets boring and to make it more interesting, we throw you in a tub of hydrochloric acid.

I wish I had more badass games for my new X-Box 360.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: triviuum on January 01, 2010, 08:19:17 pm
Quote from: Viper6525D
Granted, but then the RIA gets boring and to make it more interesting, we throw you in a tub of hydrochloric acid.

I wish I had more badass games for my new X-Box 360.

Granted but your xbox got the red rings of death shortly after.

i wish i had a new system for my truck
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on January 01, 2010, 10:56:17 pm
Granted, and it freaking rocks socks.  Unfortunately it brings a lot of unwanted attention from some unsavory characters.  No, your radio wasn't stolen, you were raeped.

I wish I never would have slept w/Leo that one night.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 02, 2010, 05:52:31 am
Granted, but now you slept w/ llama.

I wish I had the power of time traveling, so I can screw up the time stream continuum!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on January 02, 2010, 02:05:08 pm
Granted, but the past you screws up the present and instead of being born, you reincarnate as my cum sock.

I wish the next poster applies for a mask at IRON's embassy.

http://www.iron-command.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=5 (http://www.iron-command.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=5)
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 04, 2010, 10:59:43 pm
Granted, but then the IRON cant handle my ice cream, so IRON gets pissed off at me, causing the IRON and RIA to go to war w/ each other.
(Meh, I didnt think I was gotta do a good job anyways)

I wish for more pasta.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on January 05, 2010, 02:39:10 pm
Grated, but the mailing label gets smudged so you get boxes full of paste.

I wish for FlameAce to blow up. Now.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on January 05, 2010, 04:28:50 pm
Granted, but the bomb doesn't detonate when it was supposed to. It blows up on you when you go to see what's wrong after he leaves.

I wish I had a proper war chest....
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on January 05, 2010, 11:04:48 pm
Granted, but your warchest now looks like this:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7xGESFZ0NC8/So2P_sLtmnI/AAAAAAAAEOY/aU5SkXFJreA/s400/spike_bra_20090819_1117598842.jpg)

I wish I talked w/ a cool British accent
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on January 05, 2010, 11:22:55 pm
Granted, but then you'd be a fagg0t.

I wish I laid Kendra from the Girls Next Door.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 07, 2010, 06:11:15 pm
Granted, but then she gives you AIDS.


I wish I had pet parrot that did everything I told it to do.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on January 08, 2010, 08:26:23 am
Granted, but one day, when your mad for other reasons, you sarcastically tell it that you hate it and you never want to see it again, and it flies away, never to be seen again.

I wish it would stop snowing, been doing that all day yesterday and today. XP
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 08, 2010, 07:21:24 pm
Granted but it doesnt stop snowing for another day, and by that time, your house is completely submerged in snow and ice, burritos you w/o heat or power and you trapped in your home.

I wish I was as insane as Rena. @_@
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Magnum9987 on January 08, 2010, 07:40:45 pm
Granted, but you are thrown into the luny bin, sharing a room with Rena.

I wish for great big bag of sweet, stinky weed.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 08, 2010, 08:10:59 pm
Quote from: Magnum9987
Granted, but you are thrown into the luny bin, sharing a room with Rena.

I wish for great big bag of sweet, stinky weed.
OMG THANK YOU! THATS AWESOME!!!!! Well, minus the fact im in a mental institute.

FOR THAT I GIVE YOU ICE CREAM:
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2vwaeyr.jpg)

As for you wish, its granted, but then your so stoned, that you try and ask a cop if he wants a joint.

I wish for an F13 button on my keyboard and it does something.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on January 09, 2010, 02:42:31 pm
Granted, but it squirts piss in your eye.

I wish Best Buy was not out of PS3's
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on January 09, 2010, 03:07:00 pm
Granted, they announce they have a new shipment and you get trampled in the horde of fatties scrambling for the prize.

I wish I had the power to literally smack sense into people.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on January 09, 2010, 03:31:41 pm
Granted, but you start randomly smacking NASCAR fans.  You convert enough of them that the sport collapses.  The remaining rednecks which you have not managed to smack take their constitutionally protected guns, form a milita and revolt against the government.  

I wish the hoard of fatties was naked and rushing to ravage my body.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on January 10, 2010, 09:08:04 am
Granted, but then you have a hoard of fatties trying to ravish your body...uh wait, you actually wanted that....

I meant,  Granted, but by the time they catch you they've used so much energy, it's caused them to lose calories and shed weight, by the time they catch you, they're super foxes.

I wish I could give anyone a flat tire if they pissed me off while I was driving.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on January 10, 2010, 09:34:01 am
I guess all corruptions don't have to be bad...

Granted, but they spin out, clip your rear end, and you spin off the road, over the side of the bridge and into the river.

I with lasagna was not fattening.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 10, 2010, 05:40:41 pm
Granted, but now it just gives you instant strokes!

I wish I had the power to defy gravity.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 11, 2010, 08:22:21 pm
Granted, but you fly off into space.

I wish I could know what happiness is.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on January 11, 2010, 08:51:07 pm
Granted, but it just depresses you more.

I wish boogers tasted like ice cream.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 11, 2010, 09:17:58 pm
Granted, but you get addicted and someone lines your nose with extra strength super glue.

I wish for death.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Reoga on January 11, 2010, 09:21:18 pm
So sorry, we are all out of death. your other choice is.....or cake.


I wish the cake was pie
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 11, 2010, 09:33:34 pm
Since the cake is a lie, you get nothing but an empty pie plate

I wish RIA didn't censor stupid shit.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 11, 2010, 09:57:55 pm
Granted, but now they just sensor you instead

I wish pot was a Schedule II substance.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 12, 2010, 03:02:33 pm
Granted but it's now a suicide drug.

I wish I knew what the hell schedulle two was
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on January 12, 2010, 07:07:25 pm
Granted but you find out that what it means is that two guys come take turns butt raping you

I wish that I could make people shart themselves on command.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 12, 2010, 09:13:02 pm
Granted, but then you accidentally command yourself to shart yourself until you die.

I wish for a wish that gets corrupted.

@Crazyman93:
A schedule II drug is a drug that is used for medical purposes, but the use and distribution of these drugs are monitored by the DEA. Drugs include Coke andne, and idk what else...look it up
...took a nursing assistant class last year in high school.

But now that you kno, *summons the two guys* have fun!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 12, 2010, 09:35:04 pm
Granted, but it somehow doesn't and you die for no apparent reason

I wish I was a girl so I could enjoy my pain and suffering...
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 13, 2010, 12:21:23 am
(id say something like, "ha, for saying my wish isnt corrupted, you corrupted my wish" but after a long day, i couldnt give s ashit anymore)

Granted, but then you end up like paris hilton...only we all raep you before we kill you.

I wish for sugar! (b/c my insanity levels are disappointingly low atm.)
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 13, 2010, 02:53:42 pm
Granted, but it's actually salt


I wish I was greater than God.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 13, 2010, 09:47:15 pm
Granyed, but your still not greater than Chuck Norris, and he kills you b/c he says there can only be one person greater than God...him.

I wish my Wii wasnt broken.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on January 14, 2010, 08:34:30 am
Granted, your Wii is fine, but you wee wee is now in a cast and itches terribly.

I wish I could control my dreams
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 14, 2010, 02:44:36 pm
Granted, but your dreams are always you having sex in an inescapable room.

I wish I had a Porsche and it wasn't destroyed, stolen, damaged, or other wise unusable.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on January 14, 2010, 05:02:17 pm
Granted, but it's painted like a pink vagina and smells funny.  

I wish I didn't have to shave all the damn time.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 14, 2010, 07:15:32 pm
Granted, but now everyone thinks your Santa Claus now due to lack of shaving and everyone keeps bugging you for the rest of your life about what they want for Christmas.
PS: I want a new drum set.

I wish for a new drum set.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 14, 2010, 08:01:07 pm
Granted but it's sacred and you aren't worthy of even polishing it.

I wish I had 1000 Hot women around me.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 14, 2010, 08:55:17 pm
Granted, but one of them chops your legs off, and they all laugh as you die from lack of blood.

I wish for a kickass katana.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on January 15, 2010, 01:55:15 am
Granted, someone else kicks your ass with it though...

I wish I would have a personal ice-cream maker/machine.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 15, 2010, 02:41:43 pm
Granted, it doesn't work though


I wish for my legs back.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on January 15, 2010, 11:36:10 pm
Granted, but they're put on backwards, making it almost impossible to sit down or walk.

I wish I could punch a baby
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 16, 2010, 03:01:20 am
Granted, but it fights back and kills you.

I wish for death by snoo-snoo...futurama reference.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on January 16, 2010, 09:27:53 am
Granted, but it takes on a new meaning now and you get gored by a rhino.

I wish futurama didn't suck so much so I actually got that reference.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 16, 2010, 05:13:00 pm
Granted, now everything you like sucks twenty times worse.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on January 16, 2010, 07:37:30 pm
Granted, but you're the Chuck Norris who fought and was killed by Bruce Lee.

I wish I could turn anything into bacon.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 17, 2010, 12:43:46 am
Granted, but then you turn your dick into bacon during your alone time

I wish 2+2=5
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 17, 2010, 10:03:50 pm
Granted, but two some how becomes one meaning you have one less testical.

I wish I could see the future.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on January 18, 2010, 03:45:43 am
Granted, you see a short one minute flash clip made by a 10 year old showing him growing a beard - and who calls it the future.

I wish that I have a cellar full of German Beer.

Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 18, 2010, 10:04:29 am
Granted, there's also a shark swimming in it so you can't get any, it's cheap ass Pißwasser, an export only beer.

I wish I could shapeshift.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on January 19, 2010, 09:42:18 pm
Granted, but only into the form of a Durian shaped like a Jackfruit

I wish there would be three naked, hot, chicks sitting on my lap, who I don't have to pay
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 20, 2010, 03:17:34 pm
Granted, they're all underage except one, who's an assassin that wants to kill you.

I wish I could truly see.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 21, 2010, 09:57:47 pm
Granted, but all you can see is images of all the worst possible ways you can die.

I wish the Ria has its own Flying Cart of Death.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on January 21, 2010, 10:16:31 pm
Granted, but you're tied to the chair and the three naked ladies are your mom, your grandma, and her bingo partner.  As they lock the door behind them, you hear them say, "it's gonna be a long night baby".

I wish I had the speed of a cheetah, and strength of the grizzly bear.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on January 22, 2010, 12:02:15 am
granted, but you have the fertility of granite

I wish I had faster internet
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 22, 2010, 10:00:49 am
Granted, but you have a slower computer. And penis.

I wish... Biscuits
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on January 23, 2010, 07:16:39 am
Granted, you get showered in biscuits, the bad news, they're limp biscuits.

I wish my job was to punch babies.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: cutieelly on January 23, 2010, 07:36:49 am
Quote from: Electric Mango
Granted, you get showered in biscuits, the bad news, they're limp biscuits.

I wish my job was to punch babies.

Granted, then the babies grow up, start a gang, beat you up and throw you into a dumpster.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Necrosis on January 23, 2010, 08:34:59 am
Quote from: cutieelly
Granted, then the babies grow up, start a gang, beat you up and throw you into a dumpster.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

Granted, You now wish you didn't.


I wish I had a fuchsia named after me.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on January 23, 2010, 08:42:31 am
Granted.  (it seems ghey enough that just being granted is a corruption in itself)

I wish that when I let my hair grow out, it grows only to the exact length it needs to be for the perfect hair cut and the stops.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 23, 2010, 12:20:39 pm
Granted, but hair in other places keeps growing and strangles you.

I wish these n00bs would be less.... n00by.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on January 23, 2010, 02:36:08 pm
Granted, but now everyone else is more n00by.

I wish for infinity.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 23, 2010, 05:06:56 pm
Granted, but it makes you see how insignificant you are and your head assplodes.

I wish the cake was real.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 23, 2010, 06:24:45 pm
Granted, but now pie is a lie, and we all kill you for causing it!

I wish I knew the last number in Pi.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on January 23, 2010, 08:36:31 pm
Granted, but the more you get to know it, the more you realize what an asshole he really is and you now you wish you never would have met that prick number.

I wish I had a pillow case full of puppy ears.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on January 23, 2010, 08:50:08 pm
Granted, but the puppies who's ears were used in the pillow attack you and give you rabies.

I wish that cake wouldn't be lie, and that it wouldn't affect pie in any way.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 23, 2010, 10:33:18 pm
Granted, but it's a rock cake. Literally.

I wish I could eat anything and not be affected.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on January 23, 2010, 10:39:23 pm
Granted, but because you don't absorb the calories, nutrients, and water in foods and drinks, you die of starvation, dehydration, malnutrition, and various other disease, such as scurvy, from lack of the proper nutrients your body needs.


I wish Obama would leave office already.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 23, 2010, 11:03:01 pm
Granted, then someone even worse takes his place and turns us into a Red state.

I wish I could eat anything without being affected and still get the vital nutrients from the item
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on January 23, 2010, 11:19:31 pm
Granted, but now all food tastes bland to you, and die of starvation because you refused to eat bland food.

I wish the US wasn't going to the Commies.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 24, 2010, 04:05:49 pm
Granted it's going to facists.

I wish for a woman.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 24, 2010, 05:48:44 pm
Granted, but it turns out shes a she-male soul eater when she tried to recruit you.

I wish for a lasagna flavored cake.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 24, 2010, 06:00:33 pm
Granted, but a fat orange cat eats it all before you can even smell it.

I wish I could create a hive mind of loyal underlings around me.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on January 24, 2010, 08:30:32 pm
Quote from: Crazyman93
Granted it's going to facists.

I knew that was going to happen.


Granted, but they take your every word seriously, and when you jokingly told them to jump off a cliff, all but a crazy, murderous, old hobo follow your "order". This leaves you alone, with the hobo.....

I wish for a wish.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 25, 2010, 02:36:20 pm
Granted, but you can't use that wish.


I wish I had an all powerful Hive mind around people with me as teh central thinker giving me full power over them, like Mass Effect 2's collectors.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on January 25, 2010, 04:12:30 pm
Granted, but when they think yor thoughts they go mad, so they all just lie on the ground crying and you can't get a thing done.

I wish the Saints crash in a plane or something.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 25, 2010, 04:48:38 pm
Granted, it lands right on top of your house.

I wish to be grand master of... Cupcakes.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on January 28, 2010, 09:24:30 pm
granted but cupcakes have been universally outlawed and the punishment for being grand master is being exiled to a deserted island with misfit cupcakes.


i wish someone would give me a billion dollars!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 28, 2010, 10:01:11 pm
Granted but they're Conterfiet and the Secret Service and the IRS both bust your door down and kill you.

I wish I was in the Mass Effect Universe. As a civillian that doesn't somehow get screwed over.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on January 29, 2010, 01:00:56 pm
granted but you are an earthborn citezen who left his citezen papers at home and went out and was stopped by the authorities who believe you are a colonist of one of earth's extrasolar colonies so they send you to one,only to find out there that they believe you are a spacer so they luanch you in a pod to the space station they believe you came from but they accidentally program in the wrong coordinance and you miss the station by 2 light years and you are lost in space forever!  


                  I wish I could teleport myself anywhere anytime
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on January 29, 2010, 01:44:42 pm
As I can't read after a night of no sleep, here are two plausible corruptions, depending on your meaning of the wish:

1: Granted, but this ability craps out after one use, which you didn't figure out until after you had gone to 66 million years into the past to see a dinosaur. Have fun in the cretaceous period.  

2: Granted, but it malfunctions and you get stuck in limbo, never to return from the twilight zone.

I wish that NpO, \m/, PC, and FOK! didn't white peace out of the war.  
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 29, 2010, 02:52:19 pm
Granted, the teamed up and destroyed RIA.

I wish a wish
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on January 29, 2010, 04:06:38 pm
Granted, but the wish unwishes itself.

I wish this wish would be granted.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on January 29, 2010, 04:36:04 pm
granted but it happens to be reverse day so your wish is ungranted.



            I wish money would come out of my monitor like an atm except it was free
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 29, 2010, 04:50:20 pm
Granted, but its monopoly money!

I wish for monopoly money!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on January 29, 2010, 04:54:14 pm
Sorry, wish not granted.


I wish for an uncorrupt wish.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 29, 2010, 07:20:10 pm
Wish is denied b/c you denied my wish causing a
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

I wish for more rain here in LA.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 30, 2010, 10:11:23 am
Granted, you get another mudslide that wipes the whole city out and leaves you homeless.


I wish I could get a band together.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on January 31, 2010, 12:31:40 pm
granted but your band is culture club and your boy george!



   i wish i had x-ray vision
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on January 31, 2010, 01:57:16 pm
Granted, but the only thing you can see through clothing is stretch marks.

I wish I was as cool as Rip Torn (http://gawker.com/5460514/rip-torns-bank-robbery-arrest-seals-his-reputation-for-most-drunk-prolific-old-actor-alive).
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on January 31, 2010, 04:30:39 pm
granted but rip torn becomes a miserable recluse and drinks himself to death.
 

    I wish I had a credit card with no limit, fees, or bill ever.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on January 31, 2010, 06:32:42 pm
Granted, it has $0 on it.

I wish wish politics weren't so complicated.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on January 31, 2010, 06:55:34 pm
lol

granted, but you are executed for your political views.



   I wish travelling anywhere in the world was free
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 31, 2010, 10:11:27 pm
Granted, but no matter where you go, someone is trying to kill you.

I wish for a passing grade on my college entry exams.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Reoga on January 31, 2010, 10:32:55 pm
Granted but you must sex up your Profs dad

I wish I had a mark for the war allready
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 31, 2010, 11:47:30 pm
Granted, but its a metal for DIA!

I wish I could break the laws of physics.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 02, 2010, 01:13:49 am
granted but first you have to explain this joke - why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
                                                answere - to get to the same side.



                                        I wish all the ice cream in the world vanishes without a trace.
                                                             

                                                                 

    .
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on February 02, 2010, 02:45:04 pm
Granted, now you really want some ice cream.

A mobious strip is a one sided device, no matter what, it always has one side.
No, I didn't wikipedia that.

I wish to be invincible.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 02, 2010, 03:16:05 pm
Granted, but your invincibility grants you the key to immorality as well. After a few hundred years you go insane and try to kill yourself, but your invincibility prevents that, so in the end, you wallow in insanity for eternity, surviving even the end of time.


I wish for nachos.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 02, 2010, 10:37:25 pm
Granted, but it turns out you are highly allergic to nachos and can't eat them.


                       I wish you all the best!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 02, 2010, 10:38:55 pm
Denied, for we all can't have the best.

I wish for my last wish to be undone.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on February 03, 2010, 03:23:04 pm
Granted, but you're still allergic to nachos.

And you now live in Mexico.

I wish fo something.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 03, 2010, 03:28:16 pm
Granted, you get nuked... three times a day.... for the next five years..... Well, have fun in your new country of Radioland.

I wish I wasn't in Mexico, and that I wans't allergic to nachos.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 03, 2010, 05:05:20 pm
granted, but now you are a Mexican living in Haiti who is allergic to all the ingredients that go into making nachos.    




                   I wish  that i could understand,write and speak fluently every language known to man
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 03, 2010, 08:38:25 pm
Granted, but your brain cant handle all the known and unknown languages and it suppresses them all into a super language that no one can understand and you can no longer understand one language.

I wish I made king maguga pay for making that ice cream wish...what I had to say it.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 03, 2010, 09:20:52 pm
lol  
 
granted,  Ice cream returns from wherever it vanished to ....but!... and this may be blasphemy to you. You no longer like ice cream! (gasp!) and you abhor giving it away!


    I wish i had a picture of the best ice cream ever!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 03, 2010, 11:16:58 pm
Granted, but you can never eating it, and by just looking at it, you get an orgasm, and you feel all ice cream is inferior and hate it b/c you just want to eat that ice cream, and you kill yourself knoing you can never eat it...

Btw, I can make that happen if the RIA wins this war....

I wish to talk grammar good!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 04, 2010, 11:52:32 am
Granted!, you will make a start into the study of the classes of words,their inflections,and their functions and relations in the sentence.  And you shall become a grammar expert in your chosen language  as a result of the relentless pursuit of your study. Now that your knowledge of grammar is far superior to the rest of the world you become so frustrated at everyone who is butchering and misusing proper grammar that you take a vow of silence and refuse to communicate ever again.  


        I wish for increased wisdom!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 04, 2010, 12:19:00 pm
Granted, and in your studies, you follow this golden rule!:

Quote
"The Wise know when they're right, the Wise know then they're wrong, and the Wise know to always bend over when ordered to!"


Speaking of which...RESUME THE POSITION!

I wish I can play the guitar better than how I do now.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 04, 2010, 01:41:34 pm
Granted, but the strings break every time you so much as look at a guitar.

I wish war didn't massacre my war chest.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 04, 2010, 03:48:59 pm
Granted, so the war massacres you now.

I wish I had a cupcake!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 04, 2010, 04:41:28 pm
Granted, but Delta kicks your ass for trying to eat him.

I wish [fill in the blank. 8D].
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 04, 2010, 06:26:06 pm
Granted, but now you get this wish:

Quote from: Rorick
I wish to never have bacon or waffles ever again.

And guess what...it comes true

I wish I was at the hospital...b/c Delta just stabbed me and ran my legs over w/ a steamroller.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 04, 2010, 07:36:42 pm
Granted, but it's in Africa. Have fun with third world hospitals.  


I wish this headache would go away.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 04, 2010, 08:15:18 pm
Granted, your headache goes away but it leaves you blind.


          I wish could be invisible when ever I wanted to be    
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 04, 2010, 08:17:09 pm
EDIT: Damn you beat me!

Granted, but I accidentally run you over when you were invisible.

I wish I knew how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 04, 2010, 08:27:16 pm
Granted, but right after the wood chuck tells you how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood, it turns ravenous and gnaws through your neck and you die!

  I  wish that I could think of an uncorruptable wish
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 04, 2010, 08:35:18 pm
Granted, it's corrupted.

I wish we didn't have four captain planets.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 04, 2010, 11:23:27 pm
Granted...now we have 5!

I wish I had diplomatic immunity in the US.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 05, 2010, 07:24:06 pm
Granted, buy a private island and start your own country and then you can have diplomatic immunity in the US..but your plane crashes on your first diplomatic trip to the US and you die.

    I wish I had diplomatic insanity world wide!   :
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 06, 2010, 01:49:49 am
Granted, but your insanity causes zombies to come from the dead, but instead of killing you, they all gangbang you!

...(ive been playing too much L4D)

I wish for a glass of water and I gave it to Gangs.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 06, 2010, 10:08:58 am
Granted, but it turns out to be hydrochloric acid, and he trips and splashes all of it on you.


I wish for a million bucks.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 06, 2010, 12:43:24 pm
Granted, but now you have 1 mill Milwaukee Bucks fanboys wearing Buck costumes living w/ you.

I wish I had a bigger attention span so I can read more than one page of a novel.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 08, 2010, 12:57:52 am
Granted , but the next page you read has a total of 85 trillion words on it.


                    I wish I could speed read
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 08, 2010, 01:35:39 am
Granted, but you read so fast, you cant understand the book, and you cant slow down.

I wish I finally put my target in anarchy already!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 08, 2010, 10:42:26 am
Granted, but three of his friends gang up on you and perma ZI you.


I wish there wasn't so much snow here. XP
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 08, 2010, 02:42:02 pm
(Lucky bastard)

Granted...now it all melted, and now your surrounded by over 10 feet of water. Enjoy the flood.

I wish I had another glass of water and this time it really is H2O...and I gave it to Myrrh this time.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 08, 2010, 02:45:31 pm
Granted, but it was laced with cyanide, and you kill her and you're charged with first degree murder.

I wish my laptop wasn't so slow.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 09, 2010, 01:59:43 pm
Granted, It becomes extremely fast... but then you close it and
             it seals shut and you can never get it open again.      
             
             
         
              I wish politicians weren't corrupt!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 09, 2010, 02:26:22 pm
Grated, but now everyone else becomes corrupt, and the politicians kill everyone in their attempt to  rid the world of unmoralistic behavior.

I wish this war would end soon....(Hows about yesterday?)
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 09, 2010, 11:18:12 pm
Granted, but when the smoke clears, your nation has been destroyed beyond repair.

I wish I can fight a new war w/ a new target w/ a bigger warchest.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on February 10, 2010, 07:10:13 am
Granted, but you get your ass kicked by the opposing nation.

I wish I would get some monetary aid because my warchest is at like 40 K...
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Baltus on February 10, 2010, 09:37:28 am
Granted, but then you get nuked. You lose everything, including the money.

I wish that the next person would not post in this thread. O_o
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 11, 2010, 01:52:17 am
Wish denied b/c C-Zom's a newb!

I wish I can truly express the anger Im feeling against my computer.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on February 11, 2010, 03:36:16 am
Granted, you break it, now you can't access CN anymore.

I wish that you couldn't corrupt this wish
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Baltus on February 11, 2010, 09:43:22 am
Granted, because in Soviet Russia the wish corrupts you!

I wish for pie.

Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 11, 2010, 10:19:32 am
Granted, but it turns to cake, for cake is a lie.

I wish my hound dog didn't decide to bark at every little thing.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 11, 2010, 10:33:32 pm
Granted, now your dog decides to bite you every time instead of barking.


   I wish everyone owned their own 10 acres of land anywhere in the world they wanted.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 11, 2010, 10:50:58 pm
Granted, but then we realize we ONLY get 10 acres of land, and then all go mad for power and everyone in the world goes mad for war to obtain more land, then we all get nukes and we nuke the entire world.

I wish gangs made a wish and it came true.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on February 12, 2010, 02:53:31 am
Granted, you buy a ticket to a concert by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, but when you get there, you find out it was canceled.

I wish that I would have an IQ of 6969.

Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 12, 2010, 12:31:13 pm
Granted, but it turns out that it's an IQ of minus -6969, and you no longer know what an IQ is.  



                   I wish I had chauffeur and  a brand knew limousine to drive me anywhere I wanted to go at anytime
                   for free.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 12, 2010, 11:50:38 pm
Granted, but your chauffeur is me...nuff said.

I wish I drove the limo off a 10 story cliff, but I tuck and roll out at the last minute and dont fall off.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 13, 2010, 01:01:36 am
granted, but the cliff crumbles beneath you and you fall ten stories down a vertical cliff face to your doom.


I wish my air force wasn't shit.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 13, 2010, 01:03:36 am
first LOL!
Then granted, but after your successful tuck and role maneuver you stand up dust yourself off and say "my God that was close"! then you realize you've split the seat of your pants, and as you try to scurry out of sight a large truck with no brakes comes careening around the corner and hits you dead on. And you and the truck go over the ten story cliff and explode in a giant fire ball! The truck miraculously lives, but as fate would have it you die.



     I wish I  knew what came first the chicken or the egg!?!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 13, 2010, 03:39:26 am
Granted, but now I have to kill you b/c you now kno too much!

...the answer btw is the chicken...and its been proven already...time to die!

I wish I had some fried chicken.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 13, 2010, 11:36:29 am
granted, but it turns out to be laced with salmonella due to poor preparation and you're sick with food poisoning for the next three weeks.

I wish my air force didn't suck. XP
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 13, 2010, 01:09:12 pm
Granted, you have the best air force known to man....but your nation has run out of fuel so all your planes are grounded and the worse nation known to man with the worse air force ever does a bombing raid on your entire air force and they are all deystroyed on the ground.



                    I wish I had a flying saucer with a european sounding siren on it!--wee oooh!  wee oooh! wee oooh!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 15, 2010, 06:01:15 pm
Granted, but I steal it and disable the siren.

I wish for more TOOL newbs to destroy.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 16, 2010, 12:17:57 pm
Granted, but when you take them prisoner they eat all your ice cream.


   I wish the tech farm would start up again.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 16, 2010, 01:43:59 pm
Granted, but you're not involved in anymore tech deals ever again.

I wish for bad-ass artistic skills.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: itida on February 16, 2010, 02:40:13 pm
granted, now all you can draw is a bad ass

i wish i could eat all the cake i want and not get fat
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 17, 2010, 07:32:14 pm
Granted, but it turns out you're anorexic and die b/c you find out all you've been eating and dying for was lies!

I wish I didnt had a stomach flu atm.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 18, 2010, 11:29:32 am
granted, but now you have leprosy.

I wish I could eat meat on Fridays during Lent.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 19, 2010, 01:00:20 am
Granted,you can eat meat during lent, but you've gone mad and the only meat you crave eating is live wild ostrich so you travel to africa and arabia to try and catch one of these very large swift-footed flightless birds but you fail miserably and die of dehydration running after an ostrich in blistering arabian sun!    


          I wish that taxi cabs would be free of charge for intoxicated people
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 19, 2010, 10:26:13 am
Granted, but after losing thousands of dollars they charge triple for sober people, which causes the sober people to boycott the taxi company which cause every single taxi company in the world to go defunct and thus, no more free rides just because your hammered.

I wish mah spoon wasn't too big.  
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 20, 2010, 05:28:32 am
Granted, and now its only one inch tall...oh...wrong spoon...oh well, my job is done. Have fun w/ your shortcomings.

I wish for my own kick-ass theme music.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 20, 2010, 05:40:59 am
Granted, but every time it's played, somebody literally kicks your ass. And every fifth time it's played, they also throw in a "nut cracker". >.> Have fun.

I wish [it's another fill in the blank, whoever gets it right wins 50 free tech. ].
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 20, 2010, 12:20:38 pm
Granted, you receive the sex change operation you wished for.  

   I wish that gasoline for automobiles was free!





                                      " send the tech I got it right!"  lol
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 20, 2010, 01:57:53 pm
((Not right, but I'll send it asap cause you made me lol. Currently in peace mode, and can't get out until at least monday. Just keep reminding me of it.))

Granted, but all major oil companies stop producing diesel/Unleaded as it is a major money loss, and thus forces everyone to take jet liners every day, which is hugely more expensive than if car gas hadn't been set to free.

I wish for more tech. XD
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 21, 2010, 03:33:31 am
Granted, but then you get nuked and lose it all.

I wish I knew the answer to this EXTREMELY DIFFICULT math question:

2+3= ???

Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on February 21, 2010, 03:51:18 am
Granted, 5, but now ervybody thinks that your IQ score is 2, and you get sterilized so that you will never have offspring with the same IQ as you - artificial natural selection?

I wish that I had a PPL.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 22, 2010, 06:39:23 pm
Granted, I'm not sure what you mean by ppl so just for the hell of it and for the sake of continuing this insanity,
I'm going to assume that in this case ppl stands for "private pilot license " LOL
So you get your ppl and on your first flight you fly into power lines and explode in a fire ball of death!.  


                I wish I would win the lottery for millions upon millions of dollars!  

Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 22, 2010, 08:04:44 pm
Granted, but it all falls on top of you and crushes you to death. Oh, and also, it's counterfeit.


I wish my target was weaker, so I wouldn't have to rely on other to help me fight him.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on February 22, 2010, 08:42:44 pm
Granted....his NS now has gone down by....

.01

Enjoy the pumbling

I wish for the next person who posts in this topic's wish would come true.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on February 22, 2010, 09:32:40 pm
Granted, but...

I wish to unwish your wish.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 22, 2010, 10:13:13 pm
Denied!

I wish for $10,000 real cash, not stolen and not counterfeit, and no one else has any rights to it. >.>
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on February 22, 2010, 10:16:15 pm
Granted, but even though I have no right to it, I kick your ass and take it anyway.

I wish  
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 22, 2010, 10:27:23 pm
Granted, but now  



I wish I could kick your ass and get my money back.  
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 22, 2010, 11:16:15 pm
Granted, but now    


  I wish deep fried mozzarella sticks were healthy to eat!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on February 23, 2010, 10:18:53 pm
Granted, but you try to eat so many at once that they get stuck in your throat and you slowly suffocate on them

I wish that I had something better to do then post spam
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 23, 2010, 10:23:24 pm
Granted, but now it's holding up convenience stores every other Tuesday.


I wish  
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on February 24, 2010, 02:39:10 am
Granted, but you die in the fight. But also because unfinished sentences piss me off.

I wish that I had a bigger warchest.


Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 24, 2010, 06:01:48 pm
Granted, you have the biggest war chest in history!...but then you accidently delete your nation.
   


                   I wish money grew on trees!
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: itida on February 25, 2010, 01:38:08 pm
granted, but every time you tried to take on off it would burn your hand

i wish i was 2 inches taller
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 25, 2010, 01:42:02 pm
Granted, but you get into a horrible car accident and they have to amputate both your legs off from just below the knees.


I wish I was dead.....
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 25, 2010, 02:59:14 pm
Granted,but now you have been resurrected and you are glad that you have been included in life and you start to  persue your dreams and face the challenges that life presents you head on.




           
              I wish people would focus on what they have in life instead of focusing on what they do not have.
                   

                  "change the way you look at things and the things you look at will change"
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on February 27, 2010, 10:08:43 am
Granted, but everyone is so content with what they have, their internal desire dies and everyone stops going to work, our economy collapses and we're invaded by Cuba.

I wish my dog could talk.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on February 27, 2010, 10:12:44 am
Granted but then he decides to become a singer and makes this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) guy his role model.

I wish my new Group commander died painfully.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 27, 2010, 12:16:30 pm
Granted, but they're resurrected and learn that you were the one behind their death and so put you to death in an even more painful way than they died.


I wish that most of TOOL were a bunch of whiny ass wimps complaining every time someone declares on their nation.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: itida on February 27, 2010, 12:43:37 pm
granted but they still manage to kick your ass

i wish the war will get over already
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 27, 2010, 02:54:24 pm
Granted, but it ends in a landslide defeat for Sparta.


I wish TOOL wasn't a bunch of noobs.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on February 27, 2010, 11:43:25 pm
Wish Fail.

I wish that my infra level were at 1999.9 right about now.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on February 28, 2010, 08:37:43 pm
Granted but it's minus -1999.9

    I wish all the insects in the world would get into a giant space shuttle and fly into the sun and die!



                                                           
                                                             

Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on February 28, 2010, 08:42:13 pm

Granted, but due to the sheer multitude of insects, the giant rockets needed to propel the shuttle into space burn all the humans to ashes.

I wish dudes in public rest rooms wouldn't make strange noises when they piss, it really freaks me out.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 28, 2010, 08:45:17 pm
Granted, but now they are forced to do a strange, ritualistic dance, which includes spraying everyone in the restroom with their piss.


I wish I wasn't so hard to move. (From a house, moving to another state in a few months. XP)
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on February 28, 2010, 09:21:04 pm
Granted.  Someone steals all your shit.

I wish I had a afro.
Title: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on March 01, 2010, 04:30:04 am
Granted, but some rascist basterd shoots you and cuts of your hair post mortem.

I wish that humans could fly and birds couldn't
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on March 03, 2010, 04:01:20 pm
Granted, but now if a human touches the ground, they die......


I wish our forums hadn't been hacked....  
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on March 04, 2010, 09:39:54 pm
Granted, so instead, you get hacked!

I wish everyone would stop telling me to get a mohawk.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on March 05, 2010, 07:00:12 am
Granted.  You get one, and then everyone thinks your a freak and stops talking to you all together.

I wish someone would fix my mask already.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on March 05, 2010, 07:55:25 am
Granted, but you get masked to "banned      -apples denied"
I wish i would stop contemplating suicide...
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on March 05, 2010, 08:15:50 am
Granted, but someone killed you so you didn't have to think about it.

I wish it was later in the day.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on March 05, 2010, 11:13:32 am
granted, now it is 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds later.

I wish it wasn't Friday.....
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: itida on March 05, 2010, 01:00:14 pm
granted, it is fryday

i wish i had a greater post count
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on March 05, 2010, 01:19:29 pm
Granted, it goes up by +1.

I wish the new boards didn't suck.... and had a better background....
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on March 06, 2010, 01:00:44 am
Granted, but you definition of a better background is horrible and even scary to everyone else, and we rebel and take it out on you.

I wish all of life's problems can be solved by random acts of violence and explosions.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pattara on March 06, 2010, 01:38:10 am
Granted, You drop a bottle of nitroglycerine ... you have nothing to worry now

I wish I didn't corrupt that wish
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on March 06, 2010, 05:17:59 am
Nitroglycerin...niiiice

Granted, but now the only way to solve our problems is by appeasement...or inother words, being everyone's bitch.

I wish I threw this block Im currently holding out my window.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on March 06, 2010, 05:40:05 am
Granted but it lands on your father and turns his head into brain pulp with sprinkled scalp.
I wish my brother wasn't such an idiot.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on March 06, 2010, 10:12:00 am
granted, but now he has an i.q. of over 9000, and takes over the world.


I wish I had a job....
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on March 06, 2010, 07:16:09 pm
Granted, but it's shoveling shit from calves with diarrhea, and it only pays minimum wage (in Haiti).

I wish I could limit the number of customer emergencies to 1 per week. 
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on March 06, 2010, 07:47:04 pm
Granted, but now you only get one customer a week, and they ALWAYS have an emergency.

I wish for nothing.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on March 06, 2010, 08:27:52 pm
Granted, now you have nothing, no clothes, no house, no parents, no money, no face, no dick, no ice cream, NOTHING
I wish we had our old forums back...
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on March 06, 2010, 11:59:46 pm
Dont we all....

Granted, but then we kick you out of the alliance and teh forums.

I wish for snake's box!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on March 14, 2010, 10:42:03 am
Granted, but it was left out in the rain and snow for twenty years.

I wish for cupcakes.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: itida on March 15, 2010, 02:48:58 am
granted, but it was left out in the forest for 2 days

i wish i didn't have cold atm
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on March 16, 2010, 01:46:31 pm
Granted, but that's because you never actually had the cold, you actually have the black plague.

I wish I had an energy drink.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pattara on March 18, 2010, 07:00:52 am
granted, it was left out for 4 years.

i wish this alliance cover more games.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on March 18, 2010, 01:00:48 pm
Granted, but it's Neopets.

I wish I could have finished my breakfast.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on March 19, 2010, 07:37:08 pm
Granted, but your breakfast was a bag of dicks.

I wish my wife appreciated my mad x-box skills.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on March 19, 2010, 07:39:54 pm
Granted, but you still can't beat her score on the Geometry Wars Demo, and that's all she'll play.

I wish I didn't have hives right now.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on March 20, 2010, 06:15:40 pm
Granted, your hives are gone, but they were the only thing keeping the killer bees in check.  With their hives gone, they unleash their fury upon thee.

I wish I didn't have such hairy balls.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Kyrotsugi on March 20, 2010, 07:04:58 pm
granted, now you don't have any balls at all

I wish more foreign soccer games would be broadcasted here
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on March 20, 2010, 10:10:55 pm
Granted, but you realize just how boring soccer is, and change the channel to curling.

I wish my bracket was not completely fucked already.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Kyrotsugi on March 20, 2010, 10:46:02 pm
Granted, but now Kansas beats North Iowa and loses next round

I wish FSU mens didn't lose
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Attilla The Hun on March 30, 2010, 08:42:13 pm
Granted But they got killed in a bus explosion on the way there
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 02, 2010, 11:25:19 pm
I wish you made a wish so I could have corrupted it! >:(
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: JimRome on April 03, 2010, 12:09:02 am
Granted, but he wishes that you succeed at life and you corrupt it. Nice..

I wish you hadn't posted before me and made me edit my post.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pattara on April 03, 2010, 08:23:23 am
granted, but you are now being transported to 4th dimension and... i don't know

i wish cyber nations were real.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 03, 2010, 08:26:41 am
Granted, but they remove the attack limits and strength barriers, your nation is rolled in three days.

I wish my warchest was up to scratch.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: JimRome on April 03, 2010, 02:12:39 pm
Granted, but you get ganged up on and lose your entire warchest.

I wish there was something interesting to watch on tv.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on April 03, 2010, 05:17:15 pm
Granted, but it's  24 hour live footage of me having sex with a different animal, each hour. 

I wish I could take a shit through my ass-less/crotchless pants while parachuting over a large crowd. 
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 04, 2010, 11:02:37 am
Granted, but when you do the up draft blows the doody into your open screaming mouth, as you are about to land on the some power lines and die in a giant fireball of death!



 I wish people in the hip hop community would pull their pants up!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 04, 2010, 11:28:34 am
granted, but now they wear see through pants.

I wish I was the greatest Tetris player ever.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 05, 2010, 06:00:51 pm
Granted, but you play tetris so much that you go insane and declare yourself "the king of mars" and get sent directly to the insane asylum  where they put you in a rubber room and throw away the key.


   I wish shoes were made out of meat!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: JimRome on April 05, 2010, 11:16:06 pm
Granted, but you eat your shoes and have to walk outside barefoot and get stung by a bee.

I wish Butler would've beat Duke so I could watch that biased fool Clark Kellogg cry.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Kyrotsugi on April 06, 2010, 12:31:55 am
Granted, congratulations Butler's lacrosse team you are officially kings of the rich pricks

I wish Duke would have blown out Butler just to make me feel better
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 06, 2010, 03:41:49 pm
Granted, but you feel so much better you go out and party yourself to death!


           I wish basketballs were made out of ice!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Kyrotsugi on April 06, 2010, 04:13:17 pm
granted, unfortunately black people completely leave and nobody goes to the games so now their is nothing but a bankrupt league.

I wish i had pie
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 06, 2010, 07:40:34 pm
Granted, but now it is cake. As cake is a lie, it is no longer there, so we replace it with a rabid monkey who rips your face off.  :D

I wish my sinus issues would go the fuck away.  :-[
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on April 06, 2010, 08:59:09 pm
They do, but now you have dysentery, enjoy.

I wish I had more fucking caffeine.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 06, 2010, 09:43:58 pm
Granted, but you have so much caffeine that your nipples fall off!


            I wish the moon really was made out of cheese! ( hoffmans super sharp cheese)
            So I could have a company there mining it and exporting it to earth.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on April 06, 2010, 10:16:02 pm
Granted, but your mining operation, before you claim any success, is taken over by MCD Corp.

Wish I had a toque.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 07, 2010, 05:14:19 pm
Granted, but when you recieve your toque - you wonder why you ever wanted a women's small hat without a brim in the first place then you start to question your sexuality and realize your a cross dresser and kill yourself.


  I wish I knew the winning lottery numbers before the drawing
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Kyrotsugi on April 07, 2010, 05:28:28 pm
granted, too bad the lottery loses funding before you can claim

I wish I had a new car
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on April 07, 2010, 06:21:43 pm
Granted, here you go...
(http://i352.photobucket.com/albums/r345/rodsav181/Gifs/Car.gif)

Oh yea did I mention it explodes...b/c that was important.

I wish I could be that one guy who did that one thing that one day.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on April 07, 2010, 07:50:55 pm
Granted, but this act is meaningless and you forever reminisce over the day that wasn't

Wish I had some bling.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: wfbone on April 07, 2010, 08:29:48 pm
Granted but your bling comes alive and eats you

i wish my wishes couldnt be corrupted
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 07, 2010, 10:00:48 pm
granted, your wish isn't corrupted but sadly it is denied!

  I wish soccer balls were made out of polished marble!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 07, 2010, 11:10:03 pm
Granted, but you break your foot when kicking it, and you die because of blunt force trauma to the head when it ricochets off the wall.

I wish gangs wasn't a fag.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Leo on April 07, 2010, 11:26:53 pm
Granted, but now you want to have sex with him.

I wish I were me.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on April 08, 2010, 12:06:31 am
Granted, but you realize you is not me.

I wish I had more CN dough.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 08, 2010, 10:22:54 am
Granted, but it's rather dry and flaky, and when you bake it into bread it tastes like leo's shit.


I wish I lived in a giant bucket.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Leo on April 08, 2010, 02:42:36 pm
Granted, but the bucket is upside-down and no new air is coming in, so you're gonna die.

Granted, but you realize you is not me.
I wish I knew why SM thinks that would be a bad thing.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Kyrotsugi on April 08, 2010, 04:05:41 pm
Because he secretly wants to be you

I wish Leo's IRC banned list would break the page
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on April 08, 2010, 04:23:36 pm
Granted but he posts everywhere so the forum would break. (yet another unintentional postive corruption)

I wish I wasn't madly in love with Leo.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 08, 2010, 04:58:34 pm
Granted, now you are in a love / hate relationship with leo!



    I wish someone would explain this leo infatuation that is taking place here in the RIA corrupt a wish
    foundation ....... is it a leo virus? 
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on April 08, 2010, 06:48:58 pm
Granted, but you learn it is because Leo is all around us.

Wish I had a _______.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 08, 2010, 09:11:54 pm
Granted, the blank is filled with healthy, long life. You have a heart attack, a stroke, you're attacked by three pit bulls, you get a hernia and it immediately ruptures, the mucus in your stomach disappears and your stomach digests itself, your face is ripped off by three rabid chimps, you get appendicitis, and you go through a tornado in a hurricane, all at the same time. You die three days later, fully conscious and in considerable agony until you pass away.  :D


I wish there weren't so many fucking reality shows. >:(
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 08, 2010, 10:12:24 pm
first wow lol that was brutal! ... second  Ganted, now there is only one reality show and you are forced to stay awake 24/7 and watch it over and over until you go insane!


   I wish star wars was a musical! :-*
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Leo on April 08, 2010, 10:29:10 pm
Granted, but I'm playing Luke Skywalker and not only do I use my erect dick instead of a lightsaber, but I also butcher the plot by inserting Star Trek references whenever I can.

I wish I could get permabanned from all of IRC.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 09, 2010, 09:38:45 am
Granted, but they have changed the rules and now permabanned means you get to stay on all of IRC!


      I wish darth vader tap danced all his fight seens while chewy slugged down whisky in disgust,
      and cp30 moonwalked across the seen every once in a while with r2d2 following behind him.   
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on April 09, 2010, 01:36:34 pm
This wish does not need to be granted, as they already do this but you are too stupid to realize this.

I wish I had four pennies.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on April 09, 2010, 05:38:08 pm
Granted, but they're counterfeit and the government arrest you and puts you in jail for 25 years.

I wish for raining fried chicken.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on April 09, 2010, 07:13:20 pm
BAAWWWW

Granted, but it's also raining boiling hot grease, make the most of this.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Kyrotsugi on April 09, 2010, 08:16:15 pm
granted, too bad gargling mentos and coke is not the way to get rid of it

I wish, I wish with all my heart; to fly with dragons in a land apart
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 09, 2010, 08:17:54 pm
granted, they eat you when they realize that you are tasty and go well with ketchup.

I wish I could have corrupted SM's wish.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Kyrotsugi on April 09, 2010, 08:22:35 pm
granted, but your corruption comes out worse than mine did

I wish I had a pony
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on April 09, 2010, 08:27:39 pm
Partially granted, as you only get it's head on the foot of your bed when you wake up in the morning.

I wish Rorick had corrupted my wish.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 10, 2010, 02:37:13 pm
Denied! I can't corrupt the above wish or It wouldn't be corrupted.

I wish I wasn't going insane.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on April 10, 2010, 03:12:14 pm
Granted.  But you realize just how boring life is without a bit of insanity and become suicidal. 

I wish my lawn would mow itself, but I still get the exercise benefits.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on April 10, 2010, 11:31:41 pm
granted, but it also mows other peoples lawns and you don't get money or thanks for it.

I wish I had another of these:
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/810/22/n187154126671_9766.jpg)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on April 10, 2010, 11:38:04 pm
Granted, but its just the can filled w/ horse sperm.

I wish for teh Giant Magical Churro.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on April 11, 2010, 09:06:27 am
Granted, but it turns itself into a donkey, enslaves you and forces you to perform at the dirtiest donkey show in Tijuana.

I wish I could poop outside and someone else would clean it up.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pattara on April 11, 2010, 10:28:24 am
granted, but now you're a dog.

i wish i still have my 32 GB micro sdhc.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 11, 2010, 01:17:25 pm
Granted, you still have it but it's broken
 


I wish that there was no such thing as computer viruses!   
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Kyrotsugi on April 11, 2010, 03:59:13 pm
granted, now they are real viruses that cause you to randomly go to sleep and announce spam at random moments

I wish my feet did not hurt
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Leo on April 11, 2010, 10:11:12 pm
Granted, but you no longer have feet.

I wish Kyro had feet.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on April 11, 2010, 11:36:56 pm
Granted, but now they hurt.

I wish I had the power of Geass.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 12, 2010, 10:00:25 am
Granted, but the only thing you do with that power is eat ice cream really fast! :P
   

         I wish obama was the president of anywhere except the usa!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 12, 2010, 10:08:15 am
Granted, now his in in control of all countries except the USA as a communist dictator, and then he invades the US and takes it over, now he isn't the president of the USA, he is the "President" of UWCN(United World Communist Nation). Let us begin the rebellion.

I wish Viper's Geass had all the Geass powers.  :D
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on April 12, 2010, 08:38:13 pm
Granted, but he cant handle the intoxicating power and he goes mad until he commits suicide...that noob!




...wait a minute. Im already mad!(http://i616.photobucket.com/albums/tt247/DSK_Dice/lulz-smiley.png)
*gets gun, aims at head*

I wish the gun had ammo.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on April 12, 2010, 08:58:56 pm
Granted, it does, but your gun does not work.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner, as that is what I truly want to be, for if I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, then everyone would be in love with me.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on April 12, 2010, 09:20:12 pm
Granted, but then Leo finds you and finds...excellent use...of you....

I wish I understood quantum physics.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on April 12, 2010, 09:26:14 pm
(funny, my thoughts went immediately to Leo on that one too)

Granted, but to make room in your brain, you forget how to wipe you own ass.

I wish Red Dead Redemption didn't get delayed.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 12, 2010, 09:36:13 pm
granted, but now the original release day is April 32, and until they find that day, it will be forever in pre-release limbo.

i wish Jenne and Viper's thoughts wouldn't have immediately gone to leo.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on April 12, 2010, 10:03:22 pm
Granted, but now we think of you every time Leo does something gay,

I wish I burned downed a mental institute.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 12, 2010, 10:25:48 pm
granted, but you live and go on to be 145 years old, surviving several previously thought fatal diseases, dozens of floods, two lighting strikes, three category 4 or higher hurricanes, one EF-4 and one EF-3 dead man walking(Look it up, it's not fun, and the name will become self explanatory) tornadoes, and all the suicide attempts you can throw yourself at. Oh, but your charred flesh is extremely painful for the rest of your life, as it doesn't heal regardless of what you try, and it losses it's elasticity from the fire. Have fun with that.

I wish I had $8 million more dollars to finish building my warchest so I could finally grow again....
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on April 12, 2010, 10:37:30 pm
Granted! You try to get it in Vegas by betting whats left of your warchest, and you lose it all, along w/ your car, house, and soul. See kids, gambling is fun!

I wish I could perfectly predict what Gangs will do next.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 12, 2010, 10:44:01 pm
Granted, but he begins to annoy you when he learns of your new ability and changes his mind every three seconds on what he wants to do. When you try to kill him, you can't because in doing so, you find that you'll kill yourself, which would make killing him a form of suicide, and as of my previous corruption, you will survive any suicide attempts you make.

I wish gambling was boring as fuck.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on April 12, 2010, 10:58:20 pm
Granted, but then Las Vegas and Atlantic City get shut down, and the US economy goes beyond bankrupt until it dissolves, and the world is plummeted in economic chaos.

I wish I was a firin' mah lazors!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 12, 2010, 11:11:58 pm
Granted, but you accidentally shoot your bell end off!  :o


  I wish that sleep wasn't necessary.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on April 14, 2010, 08:15:10 pm
Granted, but w/o sleep holding us back, everyone plots to kill you at night.

I wish my shoe was edible and delicious.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on April 14, 2010, 08:36:22 pm
Granted, but you try to eat it on a plane, and the TSA kicks your ass for being a terrorist.

I wish I could write a script to pull roll call data automatically.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 14, 2010, 09:30:21 pm
granted, but no matter what you do, it ether pulls the data from Nubbery or from MHA.


I wish for whiskey.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on April 15, 2010, 12:45:17 am
Granted, but it's Wiser's, and as you drink it straight from the bottle you see his frowning brit face and you hear him saying "My word! This uncouth scoundrel dare drink my finest brew in such a way! Unhand me immediately or prepare for fisticuffs!" for the rest of your drunken night. It HAUNTS you.

I wish I had vodka.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 15, 2010, 11:06:13 am
Granted. but your body becomes so intolerant to alcohol that one drop is enough to get you drunk, but the shot you had makes you violently ill with alcohol poisoning. When you try again after you're let out of the hospital, you overload your liver and kill it. You die waiting for a liver transplant.


I wish my mind wasn't so cruel.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on April 15, 2010, 02:14:08 pm
Not really, thems the breaks, and the first part already happened before.

granted, but now you have no friends\

wish i had a baloon
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 15, 2010, 03:08:10 pm
Granted, but you have a giant balloon that your holding onto as a big gust of wind comes and blows you and the balloon away and you and the balloon are never seen again.



    I wish I had a box of grenades! 
 
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 15, 2010, 03:45:58 pm
Granted, it is a box of 3000 military grade fragmentation grenades. Also, free with your order you get three extra boxes, three hundred Nuclear ICBMs, a squadron of 30 Apache attack helicopters, five F-22 Raptors, a space shuttle, and all the fuel needed to fill up all them for 100 years. Sadly I have to corrupt this. One of your nooks corrupts while you're working on its maintenance. As you kept all your freebies in a couple sheds, all rather close together. The blast sets off all your other nooks, your grenades, and all the rocket and aviation fuel, as well as destroying your air force. Amazingly, you survive the worst nuclear disaster in history, one that destroys almost everything within a 3000 mile radius. Too bad your so cancer infested and torn with shrapnel that you die within a fortnight, so mutated from the radiation and the fast spreading/growing cancer and mutilated from your lacerations that you're barely recognizable as a human being anymore. No one morns your death, as most anyone close is dead, and those who survive don't want anything to do with you.

I wish I couldn't turn a wish so simple as a box of grenades into a nuclear holocaust.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on April 15, 2010, 04:01:37 pm
Granted, but your responses become boring and you get flamed to the point of leaving the RIA.

I wish my dog smelled better.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 15, 2010, 11:09:55 pm
Granted, but now you smell just like your dog did! :P



                 I wish someone would give me a billion dollars!


 
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on April 16, 2010, 12:54:34 am
Granted, but its in yen you find out that it cannot be converted into any other currency and you find out you are banned from Asia b/c its stolen money.

I wish for the GameGenie!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on April 16, 2010, 01:07:33 am
Granted, he makes you loose the game though.

I wish I had a more original wish...
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 16, 2010, 03:36:29 am
granted, but because I'm the one corrupting it, it somehow creates a nuclear holocaust even though it was a wish about goldfish eating puppies.


I wish I had gone into detail about the above corruption.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pattara on April 16, 2010, 08:21:07 am
granted, but thunder strike changed it back because it was too long

i wish i have faster internet and new computers.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 16, 2010, 08:27:17 am
granted, but you infect your computers with so many different pieces of malware, it a wonder your computers are even still running.

I wish Tetris could be even more awesome than it already was.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 16, 2010, 10:42:08 am
Granted, but now everytime you try to play tetris you get so excited that your bowels automatically & violently evacuate! :o rendering you .... well lets say a bit soiled! :-[



     I wish the official mode of transportation for the RIA was pogo-sticks and cactuar bounced around on one!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 16, 2010, 11:00:20 am
Granted, but as Cactaur is so inept at using a pogo-stick, he falls and his needles shoot everywhere. One detonates a nook, and the entire RIA nook stockpile is blown up. Oh, and the GRL was set to no damage limit the day before. While no one is killed in the blast(s), everyone is pissed about having to restart their nation in a 3009.94 GRL environment. The rest of Bob gangs together and uses what little nooks are left to them to send bob into GWVIII, which ends in a nuclear holocaust and all residents of Bob left in a fried heap of radioactive goo.

I wish ____(Another fill in the blank*Small voice: It's a trap!*).
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: We Are Not Alone on April 16, 2010, 08:32:48 pm
Granted but your probably crazy. you should go get that checked.

I wish I could find some hot doritos
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 16, 2010, 11:04:07 pm
Granted, but you find them in a elephants anus! :-[


  I wish that I had a personal chef.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on April 16, 2010, 11:05:46 pm
Granted....its me... >:]

I wish Thunder Strike would PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 16, 2010, 11:11:07 pm
Granted, he puts the cookie down and it explodes and kills him!

         I wish I had a personal insane ice cream guy! ;)


Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on April 17, 2010, 02:11:31 am
Granted, but its not me...and I kill him...THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

I wish we threw a giant RIAnniversary party for Jenne.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 17, 2010, 12:06:06 pm
Granted, but the baker making the cake discovers that it's jenne and he doesn't like him. As well as making the cake taste horrible, he hides a nook in it. You should know where that headed. (Nooklear holocaust)


I wish it wasn't so fucking cold here....  >:(
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on April 17, 2010, 01:48:05 pm
Granted.  The latest series of earthquakes shifts the earth off it's axis and now it's orbit is unstable and the earth now passes so close to the sun that each summer it is nearly 200 degrees, all the earth's vegetation dies and we suffocate due to lack of oxygen.

I wish it didn't take me 6 tries to spell vegetation (before finally giving into the spell check)?

Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: We Are Not Alone on April 17, 2010, 02:08:46 pm
granted but you find out your probably mentally retarted.

I wish I had a better phone.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on April 17, 2010, 02:34:16 pm
Granted.  You get an iphone, but you realize that makes you a douchebag.

I wish I was not retarded.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on April 17, 2010, 03:39:03 pm
granted, but now you are a paraplegic.

I wish I had food. Ass tonnes of food.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 17, 2010, 03:58:34 pm
Granted, you get a ton of fried pig skins. It came from the pigs ass.

I wish my hound wasn't so energetic.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 17, 2010, 11:04:03 pm
Granted, he gets hit by lightning and his head falls off! :'(

  I wish your hound was properly grounded prior to the imaginary electrical storm that ended his life, ;)
  so he would still be alive today to be energetic!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pattara on April 18, 2010, 08:04:18 am
Granted, he gets hit by lightning and his head falls off! :'(

  I wish your hound was properly grounded prior to the imaginary electrical storm that ended his life, ;)
  so he would still be alive today to be energetic!

granted, but assassin shot it.

i wish gangs and ts quit showing up here for a few days so i can be the longest online.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on April 18, 2010, 10:50:51 am
Granted, but he gets hit by a car because he was tethered to the ground.

I wish snowbound knew how to spell tons.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on April 18, 2010, 10:52:57 am
Granted, he gets hit by lightning and his head falls off! :'(

  I wish your hound was properly grounded prior to the imaginary electrical storm that ended his life, ;)
  so he would still be alive today to be energetic!

granted, but assassin shot it.

i wish gangs and ts quit showing up here for a few days so i can be the longest online.
Granted, but all the govt stops showing up and the RIA fails, and it's all your fault.

I wish I was smart enough to look for another page before corrupting a wish.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 18, 2010, 12:44:24 pm
Granted, but that makes you sane, so we force you to burritos and your nation gets rolled.

I wish time didn't go faster as you got older.  :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on April 19, 2010, 01:10:05 pm
Quote
   
mass     tonne     t    103 kg

Whateva whateva I do what I want. I was simply referring to the metric tonne instead of the long or short ton.

granted, but it starts going so slowly that your mind is guaranteed to deteriorate by 50.

I wish I actually could do whatver I want.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 19, 2010, 01:59:00 pm
Granted, but when you decide that you want to kill things with your mind, you inadvertently turn your murderous thoughts upon yourself. I won't go into the details of what you did to yourself.

I wish we had a decent board. (You hear me tri!?!?!?)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on April 19, 2010, 08:09:36 pm
Granted, and your wish is so pure it is incorruptible. (I already DO kill people with my mind sir)

I wish we had a decent board.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 19, 2010, 10:23:07 pm
Granted, and your wish is so pure it is incorruptible.


I wish we had a decent board.


cwhatIdidthar?
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on April 20, 2010, 12:07:26 am
Granted, but all you ever talk about on those boards is about having gay sex with Leo and Thunderstrike.

I wish I had a bag full of puppy dog ears
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pattara on April 20, 2010, 01:09:09 am
granted, but it's in dumpster for years.

I wish we had a dark themes for board.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 20, 2010, 11:13:03 am
Denied. We already have one, so I guess I can't corrupt it.

I wish for this wish to be ether granted, denied, and/or corrupted.  ;D
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 20, 2010, 01:10:03 pm
Granted, it's granted but now denied but regranted so it can be corrupted! ??? so that a 20 ton cartoon anvil falls out of the sky onto your head and kills you instantly!


   I wish we had more icons to choose from. ;) :o :-* ;D
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 20, 2010, 03:04:53 pm
Granted, but only one is added, and it's leo shitting.


I wish I knew how you corrupted my last wish.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 20, 2010, 08:38:09 pm
first, lol that icon will make people vomit! :o    2cnd I used a magic orb to corrupt your last wish.


 I wish I could speak money into existence!
   
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on April 21, 2010, 04:56:42 am
Granted, but you get your mouth sown shut, Neo-style.


I wish I was smarter then Stephen Hawking.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on April 21, 2010, 06:30:41 am
Granted, but you are stuck in his wheelchair too.

I wish my dog didn't leave a shit trail across my living room.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 21, 2010, 04:29:27 pm
Granted, but now a stray blind and drunk rhinoceros wanders into your living room and violently evacuates his bowels as he spins in a circle. :o


     I wish I knew what a flour turtilla rolled around a filling and baked was called? ;)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Erwin Schrödinger on April 21, 2010, 08:19:40 pm
Granted. You knew what a flour turtilla rolled around a filling and baked was called, but now you have forgotten.

I wish I could the whole bottle.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Shadow Addict on April 21, 2010, 08:27:58 pm
Granted. You can the whole bottle, but then it doesn't!

I wish my teacher would stop touching me~
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 22, 2010, 11:14:32 am
Granted, your teacher stops touching you because you agree to marry him! :-*
   


              I wish I knew a word that begins with L that means I'm not staying in a location but I'm
                        -------?  ;)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on April 23, 2010, 05:21:41 am
Granted, but you end up with the wrong word because you confused the person granting you it...

I wish my nation had 40 K NS
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 23, 2010, 06:27:59 am
Granted, but CN removes strength declaration limits for nations 40k an above. You get rolled in three days.

I wish I had gotten some sleep last night.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on April 23, 2010, 09:54:19 am
Granted, but you suffer of Somniphobia, so you actually don't want to fall asleep.


I wish I had a better cellphone
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 23, 2010, 10:30:05 am
Granted, you get the best cell phone of all time!... but it malfunctions and ... you guessed it! - you get electrocuted! ;D



               I wish I had a custom made private yacht! :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on April 23, 2010, 11:14:24 am
Granted. It sinks while you try to name it.


I wish I wouldn't have to sleep
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 23, 2010, 01:44:13 pm
Granted, but you go insane from the lack of sleep and go on a murderous rampage through forty-five different countries. When the police catch you they decide to do unto you what you did to your murder victims. A small list includes: Shooting you five hundred times in the face with a bb gun, stabbing your spleen out with a spoon, burning your toes to a crisp one by one, sodomizing you with a stick, gouging your eyeballs out with lemon rinds while pouring the juice into the sockets, sticking a lit firecracker up your ass, and much, much more. Due to medical breakthroughs you stay alive through the entire ordeal, all five weeks of it.


I wish the great shadow epidemic would end....(Small voice: Not really) You be quiet!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on April 23, 2010, 10:00:04 pm
Granted, but the small voice kills you in retaliation!

I wish for an epic fail pic posted right after this.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 23, 2010, 11:34:57 pm
Granted: (http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/5/633667662303282429-Epicfail.jpg) Oops, sorry.

I wish the following sentence made sense: aievn lone n akjve nakjv a jvajkv nvioanvazv ozaoivn vdk.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on April 24, 2010, 10:28:17 am
Granted, C3PO translates the alien cipher into wookie: GROWL ROAAAR WRRROOOOAR!

I wish I had faster internet.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 24, 2010, 12:11:54 pm
granted, but then the internet company revokes your internet because your neighbor hacked into your wireless router and downloaded thousands of pirated games, movies, and songs. Have fun with that.


I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on April 24, 2010, 08:33:30 pm
Granted, but you fall from your roof and hit your head real hard making you develop short term loss.


I wish I had a cat that could fly.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 25, 2010, 12:28:59 am
granted, it steals all the chips on top of the fridge before flying out the back door and being eaten by a hawk.


I wish I had enough for a wonder now that I've got an adequate WC.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on April 25, 2010, 04:27:16 am
Granted, sitting on it you get stuck, and also catch VD.

I wish I had a giant flying whale.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 25, 2010, 05:24:14 am
Doctor Who?

Granted, but it breaths water, unlike most whales, so it can't use it's flying abilities.


I wish David Tennant was still on Doctor Who.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on April 25, 2010, 08:07:08 am
Granted, but he looses his voice in an accident and is now weighing down the show.

I wish I had a flying dog.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 25, 2010, 08:15:58 am
Granted, he gets eaten by your neighbor's flying cat.


I don't wish for a nooklear holocaust.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on April 25, 2010, 08:54:33 am
Granted, but they use neutron bombs.

I wish I had a Veyron.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 25, 2010, 11:40:26 am
Granted, but it turns into a bamboo viper and fatally bites you on your left testicle! :'(


     I wish I knew what a veyron is? :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 25, 2010, 11:47:50 am
Granted....and then you forget. You forget the name of Veyron every time you hear it from now until the end of time.


I wish asocasfcm afjmva  e fap;oejg p; vape;fgv'aNNKEd,"IE n'SKE nf"W'SFI'OW n/NOIEN h'oi Nin "ION v'i!!!! (And don't you forget it!)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 25, 2010, 04:05:15 pm
Granted,  Entschuldigung! Ich verstehe nicht ....Auber Betrieb ???

           I wish for a german to english translation
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 25, 2010, 04:22:56 pm
Granted, but it's in ancient Carthaginian.

I wish for a competent wish.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on April 25, 2010, 06:42:54 pm
Granted
Granted,  Entschuldigung! Ich verstehe nicht ....Auber Betrieb ???
Quote
I suck dicks

I with my grill didn't just run out of gas while I was cooking dinner.

edit: Damn it, did it again.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 25, 2010, 08:15:54 pm
lol, Granted your grill didn't run out of gas but it exploded and somehow leveled your entire neighborhood!


             I wish I had a box of dynamite! :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Erwin Schrödinger on April 25, 2010, 08:25:32 pm
Granted, but the police show up soon after you receive it and arrest you for some kind of terrorism before you can do anything fun with it.

I wish the news would actually broadcast something interesting.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 25, 2010, 08:38:18 pm
Granted, but the first interesting broadcast you hear is them reporting that the police are looking for you for allegedly selling dynamite to me on the black market. :P


   I wish I had a bazooka! ::)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on April 26, 2010, 08:23:37 am
Granted, but you don't know how to use it and end up blowing up your house.

I wish I had a F-22.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 26, 2010, 10:49:18 am
Granted, but you accidentally activate the ejection seat in your drive way and launch yourself two houses down and land in your neighbors pool and drown. :o

       I wish I  had a medieval catapult  :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 26, 2010, 01:23:10 pm
Granted, But you're placed under a curse of stupidity, and you keep launching yourself into trees, homes, castles, ect., eventually killing yourself by impaling yourself on a pigeon's beak right between the eyes while in mid flight, destroying your brain and sinus cavity.


I wish I had a medieval trebuchet.  8)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 26, 2010, 02:24:15 pm
LOL Granted, but it turns out that your trebuchet is a historical one that had been used in actual medieval
biological warfare to fling diseased - infected corpses at people under siege and you get the plague from it and die! ;D


            I wish I had cannon! :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 26, 2010, 04:11:07 pm
granted, but it goes off right after you finish loading the cannon ball in, oh and it's grape shot.

I wish there was no such thing as disease.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on April 26, 2010, 07:20:10 pm
grecruit
lol

Granted.  Now people just die randomly.

I wish the world did not stack the deck against me.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 26, 2010, 08:52:32 pm
XD the filter turns rape into rape.

Granted, but now the universe stacks the deck against you.

I wish the forum filter was gone.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 26, 2010, 10:28:16 pm
Granted, the forum filter is gone, but so are we thanks to several nuclear holocausts you caused.



                                I wish I owned a continent! :P
             
                             
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 26, 2010, 10:41:36 pm
Granted, You receive a charter signed by all the countries of the world giving you the right to own the Super continent of Ur. Now all you need is the time machine to go back 3 billion years ago and claim it.

I wish for a sword.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 27, 2010, 12:29:27 am
 lol / Granted, you receive Excalibur the legendary sword of king arthur! ... but your not associated with the rightful sovereignty of Great Britain, so you can't remove the sword from the giant stone it is stuck in and you go mad trying to pull it out. >:( :'(


             I wish I had a mansion! 8)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 27, 2010, 12:31:37 am
Granted, it's Luigi's Mansion, and you have no way of removing the ghosts.

I wish for  ??? ::) :P :-[.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on April 27, 2010, 07:32:54 am
Granted.
 ??? ::) :P :-[ You happy now?

I wish I had more music.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 27, 2010, 12:24:19 pm
Granted, here you go!....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuzdTHOE67k ;)

                                 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE9QYkkxyVQ&feature=related
      I wish I had a meteor! :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Dom Zak on April 27, 2010, 02:55:34 pm
Granted. Look in your pants!

I wish I had some food
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 27, 2010, 03:00:04 pm
Granted, it's 5000 year old raisins found is some obscure pharaoh's tomb.  :-X

I wish to be impaled upon my own sword.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Dom Zak on April 27, 2010, 03:49:53 pm
Granted. You sword has gone through your groin and lodged itself in your prostate.

I wish to be alone with Leo :O
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 27, 2010, 05:02:22 pm
Granted, but you discover you aren't ready to be with his awesomeness, but as Leo never takes no for an answer, he rapes you in more ways than one can imagine.

I wish we weren't a bunch of sick, twisted fucks.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 27, 2010, 05:16:25 pm
Granted, We all become monks but our religious order commands us to light our selves on fire to protest against the sick and twisted of the world! :P


     I wish I had a boomerang!



 
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on April 27, 2010, 05:47:34 pm
XD the filter turns rape into recruit.
Yes, I know this.  Just thought it was funny.

Granted, but it comes back and hits you in the nards.

I wish my bulldog could fly.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Dom Zak on April 27, 2010, 06:19:25 pm
granted. But it flies away to Neverland

I wish I had a new phone.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 27, 2010, 07:04:58 pm
granted, but the background is goatsy, and you can never change it.


I wish I could unsee IT.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on April 27, 2010, 07:15:27 pm
Granted.  But then you see it again anyway.

I wish people had the fucking courtesy to give notice before dropping a trade.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 27, 2010, 08:43:08 pm
Granted, you receive advanced notice :D ... but you get so excited you accidentally delete your nation! :'(


            I wish I had civic center 8)


         
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on April 28, 2010, 05:22:08 am
Granted, but a natural disaster flattens it the next day, and you get sued.
 
I wish I would be done with my AP's...
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on April 28, 2010, 06:48:07 am
Granted.  You got a 1 on all of them.

I wish my school loans would disappear.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on April 28, 2010, 08:52:00 am
Granted, but you are behind on your credit card bills, so your house gets sacked.

I wish I would finally graduate - 36 more days!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 28, 2010, 11:32:09 am
granted, but it turns out you failed this year, and you keep failing for the next four years until they finally graduate you to get you out of their hair.


I wish we'd move to SC sooner....
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Dom Zak on April 28, 2010, 05:02:42 pm
granted, but then a hurricane comes and tears apart your house

I wish I had straight hair
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 28, 2010, 05:33:42 pm
Granted, but it grows very fast and only on your knee's ;D



             I wish I had a blimp! :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on April 28, 2010, 05:39:03 pm
Granted.  You marry a fat bitch.

I wish I had a midget to shave my nuts.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 28, 2010, 06:36:16 pm
lol!... I suppose thats better than the Hindenburg. / Granted, but your midget is also blind and trembles uncontrollably!


        I wish I married a super model instead. :'(
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on April 28, 2010, 11:36:20 pm
Granted, but she is a drug addict and rids you of all your money.

I wish I had flying Rhino.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on April 29, 2010, 06:56:24 am
Granted, but someone cuts his tusk off and he drips blood everywhere he goes.

I wish my sinuses would let me breathe through my nose.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on April 29, 2010, 10:07:09 am
Granted, but now you have to breath through your ass....  :-\


I wish Tilton would man up to what he did.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 29, 2010, 12:21:05 pm
Granted, but he implicates you as his man on the inside in the trial against him hacking the RIA site,
and you are both banished from cn forever! :(


   I wish I had a penthouse apartment that took up the entire floor of a skyscraper ! / sky building! lol dam filter! 8)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Erwin Schrödinger on April 29, 2010, 03:47:58 pm
Granted, but the word filter follows you, making the penthouse completely fucked up, and eventually collapses.

I wish I my stapler would staple.... Is that too much to ask for?
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Dom Zak on April 29, 2010, 08:35:36 pm
granted, though it staples your mouth closed

I wish I could have Leo all to myself :D
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on April 29, 2010, 09:39:44 pm
Granted, but then leo clones himself in an accidental laboratory experiment and his clone kidnaps him and he is never seen again and you die from a broken heart. :'(


      I wish you and leo had lived happily ever after. :-*
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on April 30, 2010, 10:01:26 am
Granted. Have fun.

I wish someone would blow me right now.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on April 30, 2010, 04:18:33 pm
Granted. (http://msp239.photobucket.com/albums/ff188/cd12348/toothless.jpg) Have fun.

I wish all lawyers were not scumfucks.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 01, 2010, 03:31:39 am
Oh fuck... hell no!

Granted, but now everybody else is.

I wish I could unsee BME Painolympics.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on May 01, 2010, 06:17:45 am
Actually go to google that one.  So obviously fake.

Granted, but now you are a participant in the 2nd annual.

I wish I was not up so early.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Erwin Schrödinger on May 01, 2010, 07:50:46 am
Granted, but then you miss an apt. you forgot you had.

...

I wish the same thing :( Why does the sun rise so freaking early?
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 01, 2010, 08:35:48 am
Granted, but someone murders you while you sleep, and steels all ur stuff.

I wish I wasn't up so late.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 01, 2010, 09:51:57 am
Granted, you fall asleep but unfortunately it's while you are driving
             to the store to by sleeping pills and you total your car.  :-\

               
                    I wish I had a clue!?! :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 01, 2010, 10:22:06 am
Granted, left.

I wish I had studied today.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on May 01, 2010, 12:48:36 pm
C-zom
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on May 01, 2010, 03:13:44 pm
C-zom
granted however now shadow gangs is editing your posts :P

I wish I had a snickers bar
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on May 01, 2010, 04:16:55 pm
C-zom
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on May 01, 2010, 05:46:13 pm
Whats that rorick? Didn't quite catch you there.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on May 01, 2010, 08:55:51 pm
What's that gangs? I couldn't hear you around leo's cock in your mouth.

@ Ech: Granted, it turns out to be shit in a snickers wrapper though.

I wish for an uncoruptable wish.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 02, 2010, 09:32:08 am
Granted, but today is opposite day so uncorruptible is corruptible  ??? and you get mauled by a polar bear! :P



                      I wish I had a helicopter!



         
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 03, 2010, 07:56:53 am
Granted, but halfway in the air, you run out of gas, and fly straight into a tree, while the broken rotor thinly slices your body. You are then eaten by pigs on the nearby farm, who in turn get fabricated into a big fat meal, which your family eats at your empty casket funeral.  :(

I wish I had the same car as Obama.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 03, 2010, 10:09:35 am
Gee thats quite gruesome! lol / Granted, but it's the very first car he had when he was a teenager! And it has already been crushed in a junk yard. >:(


                 I wish I a custom tour bus! 8)


                   
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 03, 2010, 11:10:27 am
Granted, but because you don't have booze, you will have to ride it alone.

I wish I had a Tiger Tank.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 03, 2010, 05:53:27 pm
Granted, but it is haunted :o by a world war 2 era tank crew of nazi ghost and they hang you!

     
                I wish I had a ww2 era american jeep! 8)

           
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 03, 2010, 09:10:05 pm
Granted, but it is broken.

I wish I had a samurai sword.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on May 03, 2010, 09:41:06 pm

granted ;D

 (http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_04/Samuraisword_228x770.jpg)
however it gets lost in the mail >:(

wish I had a motorcycle
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on May 03, 2010, 09:44:09 pm
Granted, but it's a p.o.s. crotch rocket that you ride to Sturgis South Dakota and you get your ass kicked by a bunch of bikers on Harley's.  They make you their bitch but in the end, you strangely enjoy it.

I wish I could control my dreams.

Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 03, 2010, 09:55:56 pm
Granted, but the only thing you dream for now on is a dream of the village peoples YMCA music video over, and over....... and over every night for the rest of your life! .... enjoy!

    I wish I owned an upscale italian restaurant! 8)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on May 04, 2010, 08:04:04 pm
Granted, but it becomes the local hang out of the mafioso and you are killed in a hit carried out in your fine dining establishment. 

I wish people wouldn't be so retarded.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 05, 2010, 01:30:22 am
Granted, but now they are all smarter then you.

I wish I would be a mafia boss.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on May 05, 2010, 05:49:33 am
granted but they find out you secretly love Leo and kill you :'(

I wish for a new banjo
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 05, 2010, 07:09:04 am
Granted, but all your string rip right away and stab your eye out  :-X

I wish for a better monitor
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 05, 2010, 10:16:40 pm
Granted, but it has a hidden web camera in it and the entire ria watches you for a month before you realize it! :-[



             I wish I owned a Liquor/beer and wine store :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on May 05, 2010, 11:05:25 pm
granted however it isn't long before you go out of business due to assfatmaximus and norm :P

wish I had a pine cone
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 06, 2010, 11:50:49 am
Granted, it's in your ass though.

I wish for a new flight stick.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on May 06, 2010, 06:58:53 pm
granted
(http://www.bestpc.lv/images/photos/045744/1.jpg)
however it breaks the first time you sit on it :P

IC
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on May 06, 2010, 07:41:20 pm
Granted.  Someone sticks a coin in your ass.

I wish people would stop spamming RIA for a couple days and go spam the RIA vs. IRON spam war. 
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 06, 2010, 11:39:15 pm
Granted, but someone spams porn on their topics, sparking a war.

I wish I wouldn't have to work on my senior page right now.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Isaac Matthew on May 07, 2010, 10:58:06 pm
Granted but you fail all your credits for not doing your senior page and you have to repeat the grade...


I wish i had some weed right now
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on May 08, 2010, 07:58:25 am
granter however its brown dope, you get a headache and shit your pants :o

wish I had a new pillow
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on May 08, 2010, 08:27:59 am
Granted, and it's awesome.  You quickly fall into a deep and peaceful sleep and dream of eating giant marsh mellows, only to wake up and find your pillow is missing.

I wish my farts smelled like fresh baked bread.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 08, 2010, 09:52:30 am
Granted, but it's only because your underwear is made from pumpernickle bread! ;)



                                I wish I had a 1,000 acre parcel of land in a prime location! :P
                 

Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pattara on May 08, 2010, 07:51:39 pm
granted, it's got nuked.

i wish for faster internets.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on May 08, 2010, 11:11:44 pm
granted it's the computer connection at Leavenworth's prison you and your room mate butch share it ;D

wish I had a new tuba
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 09, 2010, 01:08:18 am
Granted, but I puked in it.

I wish I had a better processor
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 09, 2010, 09:48:40 am
Granted. But your hard drive crashes :D

I wish i had hover-boots.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 09, 2010, 11:28:32 am
Grated, but you accidentally hover into some power lines and explode in a fireball of death! :o


                 I wish I had a torpedo! ::)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: LordShaiyan on May 09, 2010, 03:02:56 pm
Granted,But the torpedo which I sent to you is gonna hit your ship in a few seconds  :o

       I wish I had a thermo-nuclear bomb(which is not going to explode near me or fall on my head) ;D
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on May 09, 2010, 03:14:56 pm
granted it does not explode it does however fall on your head and it weighs 20000 lbs.

I wish I had a trade circle
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: LordShaiyan on May 09, 2010, 03:19:44 pm
I said no falling on my head!!   :D
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on May 09, 2010, 03:23:12 pm
sorry it falls on your legs :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 09, 2010, 03:48:55 pm
Granted,you get a trade circle but they all have the same resources as you! >:(


            I wish european football was played in the dark with a glow in the dark football and glow in the dark shoes and wrist bands and glow in the dark goal posts and nets ! :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 09, 2010, 10:51:42 pm
Granted. But it turns out that all of the glow in the dark chemicals used were extremely acidic and burnt through the wrists and feet of the players and causing some head trauma as well from the occasional head bump causing the entire sport to be post-poned untill further notice.

I wish i had a wish that could not be corrupted =P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on May 10, 2010, 06:00:33 am
granted by the way that was it so you will need to post for your next wish that will be corrupted ;D

wish I had a new pair of socks
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pattara on May 10, 2010, 06:45:12 am
granted, but it have holes

i wish my hard drive didn't die yesterday
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 10, 2010, 07:45:11 am
granted, but your mainboard burned instead.

I wish I had a new guitar
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 10, 2010, 10:55:10 am
Granted, but it's an inflatable one! :P



        I wish I had a credit card without a limit on it and I never had to pay the bill! 8)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on May 10, 2010, 08:00:23 pm
granted but you lose it before you buy one thing. and now the credit card company is out of business
from giving out to many stupid ass card. so now you are shit out of luck try the soup kitchen. :o

wish I had a unicycle with two wheels
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pattara on May 10, 2010, 08:16:00 pm
granted, it destroy time/space and universe.

i wish i have segway
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 10, 2010, 08:57:16 pm
Granted.  But its only a picture of one =P

I wish i won the mega millions lottery
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 11, 2010, 06:08:09 am
granted, but with taxes, you only have 2 dollars left.

I wish I owned google.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 11, 2010, 12:20:11 pm
Granted , but they go bankrupt and go out of business 10 minutes after you buy it. :'(
 



                                        I wish I owned a satellite :P

                 
                                   


         


                         
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 11, 2010, 04:50:45 pm
Granted.  But it blows up in your face.

I wish i had a flying car
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 11, 2010, 08:51:56 pm
Granted,but as soon as you take off the air force shoots you down for flying in restricted air space!



                   I wish I owned a private tropical island!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on May 11, 2010, 09:17:38 pm
granted however there is no women or beer and the mosquitoes are the size of volkswagens

wish I hade a new boat
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pattara on May 11, 2010, 09:21:55 pm
granted, it burns down, like last one

i wish they could let me fly rc plane
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 11, 2010, 09:28:21 pm
Granted.  But now that you are allowed to fly rc planes it is now illegal to own or buy one. (loop holes ftw mwahahahhahaha)

                     I wish i case of japanese soda
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 11, 2010, 09:58:18 pm
granted, but the bottles were accidentally filled with japanese raw sewage! >:(



                    I wish I had a laser gun! :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 11, 2010, 10:00:34 pm
Granted. But the batteries are sold seperatley XD

I wish i was a ninja
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 11, 2010, 10:08:50 pm
Granted, but you are a bad ninja.

I wish I had a BMW
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 11, 2010, 10:10:09 pm
Granted.  But its a 1/100th scale model

I wish i could control time
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 11, 2010, 10:26:15 pm
Granted but you accidentally stop time the year before you are born and you never exist!


              I wish owned a beach house
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 12, 2010, 03:52:10 am
Granted, but it burns down.

I wish I was as rich as Bill Gates.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: LordShaiyan on May 12, 2010, 06:03:44 am
Granted but you get bankrupted and go to jail for bank robbery and drug smuggling and for owning all that black money!!! :D (After all,40 billion dollar!! Mann that's.......(I have nothing to say)

I wish I had everything I dreamed of (That includes women)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 12, 2010, 05:45:50 pm
Granted, you get an air soft gun and a 374 pound 4ft cross eyed buck toothed women :-\



                 I wish you have a great honeymoon! ::)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 12, 2010, 09:37:33 pm
Granted. But you get divorced the next day.

I wish i could bend reality to my will.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 13, 2010, 12:02:48 am
Granted, but something goes wrong and loose the power in a meeting, while imagining that your penis never goes limp.

I wish I had more time.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 13, 2010, 05:48:24 am
Granted.  But you are arressted and put into prison (lots of time there =P)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 13, 2010, 07:12:04 am
             

Wish fail. But you get an old lollipop full of fungus and STD bacteria as the condolence prize.

I wish games wouldn't be so buggy.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 14, 2010, 11:11:19 am
Granted, but now you go buggy and get locked in an insane asylum (a random one) for life! :P



              I wish I had a giant air raid siren so I could wake up the town I live in every
              time I felt like it!  :o

Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Isaac Matthew on May 14, 2010, 05:46:59 pm
granted but then one night when your asleep the people in your town take the air siren and put it up to your ear and turn it on.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 14, 2010, 10:03:47 pm
Wish denied. 

I wish i had a whole box of internetz
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on May 14, 2010, 11:06:19 pm
Granted, but the internetz just gives you 2 girls 1 cup and rick rollz.

I wish for teh internetz to stop being so cruel.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 15, 2010, 12:52:28 am
Granted, ice cream is globally banned! :'(


  I wish I had an ice cream! ;D
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on May 15, 2010, 05:03:19 am
(You bastard)

Granted, but since its banned, you suffer 45 to life in the Abyss where your forced to listen to every song made by Disney in the last 5 years.

I wish I had a powerful ice cream bootlegging mafia gang...big money working in the underground.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 16, 2010, 04:16:39 pm
Granted, but your right hand man wants to be boss so he gets the rest of the crew to make you some ice cream shoes (a.k.a cement shoes) and they throw you in the north river.



   I wish  I had a million thumb tacks :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 16, 2010, 08:15:39 pm
Granted. Buts its only a picture of a million thumb tacks.

              I wish i had a blimp
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on May 17, 2010, 12:01:42 am
Granted, but then I steal the blimp and automatically crashed it.

I wish for the person who is stalking me would stop stalking me.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 17, 2010, 04:24:40 am
Granted, but someone else starts doing it.

I wish I had more music on my HD. (right now about 500 gb)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 17, 2010, 05:54:36 am
Granted. But now the only way to access it is with a password that only i know will never tell you  ;D

I wish cars ran on air so i don't have to pay for gas.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 17, 2010, 12:32:02 pm
Granted, but all the governments of the world harvest all the air and sell it for 2,000 dollars a tank full and you have to wear a deep sea diving helmet just to go outside! :P



        I wish for world peace! :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on May 17, 2010, 09:26:29 pm
Granted the world is now at peace, our schools are great, health care, welfare, poverty, and starvation are now a thing of the past.  The world is now a better place and there's nothing left to bitch at.  YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!

I wish the world was back to chaos.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 17, 2010, 09:29:22 pm
Granted. But now the only way to access it is with a password that only i know will never tell you  ;D

I wish cars ran on air so i don't have to pay for gas.
Jack the ripper knows though :)


Granted, but now that everybody is equal no one works anymore, and everybody dies... D: (Why did I have to ruin this wish?)


I wish for a Mercedes.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pattara on May 17, 2010, 11:38:26 pm
granted,
(http://www.classicsl.com/Brs02.jpg)

i wish for Tesla roadster
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 18, 2010, 06:11:27 am
Granted, but it runs out of battery in the middle of  desert. It then self destructs with you in it.

I wish for no homework (damn I only took AP classes and my stupid teachers, still teach after all of them are done  >:( ).
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 18, 2010, 09:44:15 pm
Granted, now your school requires you to stay 2 extra hours after school each day to do your homework at school instead of home!  >:(



   I wish you all had pet kangaroo's :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 18, 2010, 10:29:05 pm
Granted, but it keeps punching you and raping you with its tail.

I wish I had coffee.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 18, 2010, 11:16:30 pm
Granted, but it's a 50 pound bag of 100% colombian coffee beans and you are in the middle of a desert without any water! :'(


      I wish I had an excellent adventure to go on! :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on May 19, 2010, 11:06:22 am
Granted, but you die just before you set out. (http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee287/joeydl/smiley_smug.gif)


I wish for everything!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 19, 2010, 12:16:59 pm
Granted, but you have no place to put it! :P



I wish I was a billionair! 8)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on May 19, 2010, 02:25:24 pm
Granted, you're placed in a small room, where you are slowly crushed by a billion tons of air pressure. (Adding the air in slowly of course)


I wish for a grey hole. (Aka, a hole in space time with no gravity, because it's a combo of a white hole, which pushes everything, including light, away with super strong anti-gravity, and a black hole, look it up. :P)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Mia on May 19, 2010, 06:51:10 pm
You get your wish and are stuck in infinity with no food and slowly die in the grey hole.

I wish for a shoe.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 19, 2010, 07:39:58 pm
Granted, here you go!

      (http://stylefrizz.com/img/the-shoe-house-mpumalanga-south-africa.jpg)

     I wish I had a 500 acre estate!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on May 19, 2010, 09:49:48 pm
granted, 499.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 acres are burnt to a crisp though.


I wish for blank.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 19, 2010, 09:55:22 pm
Granted.  "                                    " 

I wish i could shoot bolts of lightning from the palms of my hand so  can smite all those who oppose me.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Leo on May 19, 2010, 11:06:40 pm
You can, but the air in the world prevents you from using those abilities.

I wish I was Leo.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on May 19, 2010, 11:08:13 pm
Granted, but you turn into his sex hating, evil twin: Oel

I wish for luls.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 20, 2010, 03:18:18 am
Granted, but it only is an old over-used meme.

I wish for a new lamp.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 20, 2010, 01:38:13 pm
Granted, heres your new lamp!  (http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/colgao_lamp.jpg)

  I wish I owned an international airport 8)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on May 20, 2010, 03:50:41 pm
Granted, but I launch a terrorist on it and you never own another airport again.

I wish for a Sekirei. (I wonder how many people will get the reference)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 20, 2010, 05:04:44 pm
Granted, here you go!
 
  (http://maxcdn.fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/2777926/757/523/004/Sekirei.jpg)


   I wish I was rich!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Leo on May 20, 2010, 06:10:10 pm
Granted, but I'm Hispanic, so I steal all your money and buy myself a farm to work on.

I wish I didn't have to work my own farm.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 20, 2010, 10:56:52 pm
lol, thats hilarious / Granted, but the farm you buy is owned buy me and I sell it to you for 10,000 times what it's worth and put a clause in the contract stating that you have to work 18 hours a day seven days a week until the last payment is paid and tragically you die the day before you pay it off and it defaults back to me. :P


      I wish you read the fine print at the bottom of the farm sale contract. ;D
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on May 20, 2010, 11:12:08 pm
Granted, but he goes and buys the farm down the road for 10000 times less than it's worth, with no stipulations attached.

I wish I had added a wish to this originally. (Idiot me forgot the wish :P)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 21, 2010, 11:45:11 am
Granted, but he already died in the post above so his ghost lives in that farm house down the road and no one will go there because they believe it is haunted by a sexually frustrated ghost! (a.k.a Leo) :-*


I wish Leo had some ghost farm animals on his ghost farm to keep him company. :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on May 21, 2010, 09:02:35 pm
granted however all the ghost animals don't like Leo and revolt leaving him there with Sekirei

I wish i had a place to put my rock collection (don't say up my ass there is no more room in my ass please stop putting things in this thread up my ass!! you know Leo is available :o)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 22, 2010, 12:59:16 am
Granted, it's in your ass.

I wish I had a knife collection
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 22, 2010, 12:17:21 pm
Granted, but it's in king pajuga's bum! :-[


   I wish I knew how it got in there?
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 22, 2010, 06:58:13 pm
Granted.  But the deatils are too grusome for anyone to fully comprehend and withstand so in the event of finding out of how it got there your brain implodes on itself.

I wish i had the skills of a master swordsman
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 22, 2010, 10:08:46 pm
Granted, but one day you were showing off your skills and accidentally cut your own nose off! :o



     I wish I had a winning smile :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 22, 2010, 11:52:21 pm
Granted, but some looser punches you and you can't smile anymore.

I wish I had a car
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: LordShaiyan on May 23, 2010, 03:59:40 am
Yeah a car without any engine  ;D
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 23, 2010, 01:30:43 pm
Granted,you get a gift certificate to a junk yard.


    I wish I had a castle :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 23, 2010, 08:47:49 pm
Granted.  But then i implement a seige on your castle and take control of it  8)

I wish for the next persons wish to not be granted  :o
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on May 24, 2010, 07:21:13 am
granted .........I lied

wish for new roller skates
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 24, 2010, 12:21:51 pm
Granted, here they are (http://s2.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Classic-Roller-Skates_3BDAD52D.jpg)


 I wish I had a sombrero! :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on May 24, 2010, 08:02:59 pm
granted however immigration thinks you are a illegal Mexican that snuck into Arizona and they deport you  back to Mexico and you end up working in a donkey show :'(

wish I had new Ice skates
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Leo on May 24, 2010, 11:15:21 pm
Granted, but they melt in the sun and now they're just puddle skates

I wish I could spell Leo backwards...
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Echorion on May 25, 2010, 02:00:27 am
Granted, Oel, but you forget how to spell yourself right.

I wish that this wish is incorruptible.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 25, 2010, 02:00:14 pm
Granted, but it turns out that it's an (incorruptible-corruptible wish) so it was corrupted from the start. :P


           I wish I could do anything I wanted to do. ;D
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 25, 2010, 03:05:44 pm
Granted. You have the ability to do anything you want but you are then paralyzed from the neck down and are incapcitated.

I wish i had a pet shark that shoot laser from their eyes
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Leo on May 25, 2010, 08:39:01 pm
Granted, but you can't appreciate them after being blinded by a laser.

I wish this alliance could get some more activity.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on May 25, 2010, 08:44:03 pm
Granted! We nook Canada. Next!

I wish we didnt nook Canada...at least w/o taking their maple syrup first.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on May 26, 2010, 05:55:03 am
granted however we do ban hockey and um, oh ,ya Ice cream

wish for a rascal scooter
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 26, 2010, 06:49:29 pm
granted, here you go but you are now this man!

(http://www.aamcare.com/Scooter-No-Boundaries.jpg)



        I wish your IQ was above 54! :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 26, 2010, 07:44:43 pm
Granted. It is now 55.

I wish for an ice cream truck
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 26, 2010, 08:09:22 pm
Granted,but its a big gay one!?! ::)

     (http://i27.tinypic.com/2ic9r2w.jpg)

   
          I wish I had a muscle car! :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on May 27, 2010, 10:22:32 pm
granted however the muscle is from having to push it because the engine is no good just like your pea brain :P
I wish I had some pain killers :o
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pattara on May 27, 2010, 10:33:04 pm
granted,
(http://www.redmoonrecords.com/files/prodotti/dischi/cdlpmetal/judas-painkiller.jpg)

i wish i have xbox 360.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on May 28, 2010, 12:29:03 am
Granted. Heres mine!
*5 secs later*
Oh look the red ring of death.
(seriously, mine is one waiting to happen)

I wish I knew that 6+9 means....



































(hoping leo answers this)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on May 31, 2010, 11:15:49 pm
Granted, Leo said he will personally demonstrate what sixty nine means for you and with you. :P



          I wish I had a ukulele 8)

Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on June 01, 2010, 09:39:32 pm
granted however you are now tiny Tim
(http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/tiny_tim.jpg)

wish I had a new drum set
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on June 01, 2010, 11:14:00 pm
granted, rock on!

       (http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/07/fingerdrums2-300.jpg)

                   
          I wish I had a fully equipped sound/recording studio! 8)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on June 06, 2010, 08:18:05 pm
granted
however your only cliant is biz markie (http://cbbtruth.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/biz_front.jpg)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on June 06, 2010, 08:34:06 pm
WISH FAIL! >:(


  I wish I had an air conditioner! :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on June 08, 2010, 02:06:24 pm
Granted.  But you get this air conditioner is a parrallel universe in which it actually heats the air instead of cooling it.

I wish stupid people would all disapear
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on June 09, 2010, 10:30:10 am
Granted, they all disappear but then they reappear at your house and refuse to burritos and they follow you everywhere you go for the rest of your life. :P


  I wish all of your dreams come true! ::)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pluff on June 10, 2010, 04:54:58 pm
Granted, however one is about everyone getting raped by a donkey.


I wish for a wish.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on June 10, 2010, 10:43:42 pm
Granted, but it gets corrupted.

I wish to not eat this cake.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on June 10, 2010, 11:09:28 pm
Granted, you eat this entire cake instead!   
(http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-10/17/xin_00210051720098282112414.jpg)
I wish I  was the perfect weight for my body type lol :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on June 12, 2010, 08:55:03 pm
Granted, but 40% of that weight is your left testicle.

I wish goat fucking was legal.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pluff on June 12, 2010, 10:15:31 pm
Granted, but to do so you must first have gay butt secks with 213 bees.


I wish for ant-snow spray.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on June 13, 2010, 12:21:23 am
Granted, but who the hell wants ant snow?  You go broke trying to market your ridiculous invention.

I wish everyone that reads plants a tree and reads to a baby, because children are our future.  Just kidding, I wish I could make any girl jizz just by staring intently at her vagina.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on June 13, 2010, 05:05:51 pm
Granted, but now every time you try to have secks w/ a girl, she explodes.

I wish I could see the light...b/c its dark in my room.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on June 13, 2010, 05:51:48 pm
Granted, but when you see the light this appears! :P

 
  (http://www.rottentoons.com/images/drawings-of-scary-monsters.jpg)
 
  I wish you didn't poop your pants!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on June 15, 2010, 06:19:06 pm
granted Viper6525D did not poop his pants he pooped yours

I wish I had 40 gazillion dollars
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on June 15, 2010, 09:19:39 pm
Granted, but you can only spend Gazillion dollars in Gazille, and 40 of 'em is only enough for a low end porn mag.

I wish someone would think up a cool super power for me.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Ogaden on June 15, 2010, 09:41:53 pm
Granted, but you can only spend Gazillion dollars in Gazille, and 40 of 'em is only enough for a low end porn mag.

I wish someone would think up a cool super power for me.

Granted, you can smell everything in the world
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on June 17, 2010, 10:06:53 am
wish fail! :P



 I wish that cn would stop generating negative events for my nation! >:(
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on June 17, 2010, 10:21:56 am
Granted, you start getting good events but are nuke attacked each and every day by the Ebil NPO. :D

I wish that I didn't have explosive diarrhea.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: TomAceEsq on June 17, 2010, 10:38:24 am
Granted but now you have explosive pissarrhea and have to use the kitchen sink because you can't make it to the toilet.


I wish I could talk out of my asshole.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on June 18, 2010, 11:26:54 am
Granted, but you have extremely bad breath! And everyone calls you the halitosis kid from now on! and you have to wear a t- shirt that has the word "fetid" printed on it everyday for the rest of your life! ::) also if you burp it's technically a fart! :-[


I wish I owned a motorcycle dealership! 8)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Becks For Dinner on June 19, 2010, 10:48:44 am
Granted, but it goes out of business within a week and now you owe $1 million to the bank for that failed Motorcycle Dealership Loan that was so promising.

I wish I could change the weather.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: J Lecks on June 19, 2010, 01:56:21 pm
Granted, now wherever you go the weather is 10-degrees below with tornadoes.

I wish for a nap today!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Becks For Dinner on June 19, 2010, 05:19:55 pm
Granted, but it only last for 5 seconds before you are woken by a terribly loud noise.

I wish I had more energy.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Denon333 on June 19, 2010, 08:32:02 pm
Granted, but it is nuclear fission, which could explode in your face anytime

I wished I had a more free government in Singapore.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on June 19, 2010, 10:34:00 pm
Granted. But them the goverment becomes too free and everyone starts running rampant everywhere causing chaos =P

I wish i had the ability to know if someone is lying.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on June 19, 2010, 11:47:09 pm
Granted, but now you know the ugly ugly truth, yes your penis is inadequate and no, it's not normal to cum after 2 pumps.

I wish I had penis' on my hand instead of fingers.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Denon333 on June 20, 2010, 12:34:23 am
Granted, but no one dates you as you look like a freak.

I wished the whole world had a green economy.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on June 21, 2010, 11:19:04 pm
Granted, soon the world is a peaceful place, we give up our guns to plant flowers, pollution is a thing of the past. That is til the aliens invade and ra pe our puppies.

I wish I could poop green delicious jello
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Leo on June 22, 2010, 12:10:26 am
Granted, but it's green shit flavored.

I wish Mango would love me.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on June 22, 2010, 07:35:31 pm
Granted, I do love you, but my love is a smothering love.  Once I have you I will only want more of you.  You will be mine and only mine.  I am also a cruel lover.  I will dominate you, you will suffer under me, it will not be enjoyable for you. 



I also have aids.


I wish Leo was ruler of the RIA.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on June 22, 2010, 07:42:52 pm
granted  however he takes you up on your offer. and now you are his queen. and you must have on nine inch heals and red lipstick all the time.

I wish I had a way of traveling through time.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on June 22, 2010, 10:54:56 pm
Granted, but it's only a one time trip back to this very moment from the 80's. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoDsbSOE_j8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoDsbSOE_j8)  thought you would like this, judging by your avatar.


I wish my dog would quit licking his huge balls so much.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Isaac Matthew on June 23, 2010, 01:30:07 am
granted, but then he starts licking your tiny balls...                                         I wish learning to play the guitar wasnt so dang hard...
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Becks For Dinner on June 23, 2010, 06:00:39 pm
It's not, but it becomes much harder when you lose your hands in a terrible accident.

I wish junk food was healthy and healthy food was bad for you.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on June 23, 2010, 07:49:56 pm
granted you get  Twinkies for supper "that's good" and someone sticks a carrot up your ass "that's bad" :P

wish I had a monster truck so I could run over cars leaving work to go home
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Denon333 on June 24, 2010, 07:06:37 pm
Granted, but you do that on the road, and you get arrested.

I wish that the global government thing become practical to practice, ensuring liberty instead of too much security.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on June 26, 2010, 12:03:17 am
Granted but then you die shortly after getting recruited the next day.

I wish girls would likee for something besides my smoking hot abs. 
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Leo on June 26, 2010, 12:05:38 am
Granted, you gain an awesome ass, but your abs disappear and you become fat.

I wish being leader of the RIA came with more power.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on June 26, 2010, 12:12:03 am
Granted, you enjoy omnipotant power, the world is yours to rule as you se fit. But with great power comes great responsibility, and let's be honest, that's not your cup o tea chap. You hang yourself with a pair of dirty jockeys in shame.


I wish someone would tell me I have nice eyes. 
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Denon333 on June 26, 2010, 12:19:19 am
Granted, provided that person was in haluccination! Then the police take you away in suspicion that you gave that person drugs.

I wished that there was going to be no 2012 fantsy so that if it really comes, I don't worry.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Becks For Dinner on June 26, 2010, 09:54:16 pm
Granted, there will be nothing major to happen in 2012, 2011 will be a bitch though, complete with avalanches, earthquakes, volcanoes, hurricanes, oil spills, zombies, ninja midgets, vampire bunny rabbits, werewolves, alien invasions, and men being born with no genitals.

I wish it were 2013.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Leo on June 27, 2010, 12:34:12 am
Granted, but you died on December 21, 2012.

I wish Becks was still alive...
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on June 27, 2010, 02:45:15 am
Granted, he comes back alive as a zombie, but instead of brains, he wants to butt rape you.

I wish more RIA'ers would come to the IRON freaking embassy, we rock!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Becks For Dinner on June 27, 2010, 11:19:56 am
Granted, they flood your boards, your servers crash, and heart-broken IRONistas leave the alliance en masse. By the time the dust settles you have 3 members remaining.

I wish Leo wasn't banned from so many IRC channels.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Isaac Matthew on June 28, 2010, 02:13:08 am
granted, but then you get banned from all irc channels                                                  i wish i had a dog
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Denon333 on June 28, 2010, 04:04:30 am
Granted, but it is actually an illegial alien!

I wished that they would be no World War III.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Leo on June 29, 2010, 01:47:30 am
Granted, we skipped to Universe War I.

I wish the universe had never gotten in that war...
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on June 29, 2010, 10:39:34 am
Granted, It turns out that it was just a small border skirmish between you and a mexican stripper and she kicked you in the genitalia with the force of a world cup striker! rendering you temporarily blind :'(

I wish you had been wearing a cup ::)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Isaac Matthew on June 30, 2010, 02:34:58 pm
granted but you have to clean it




i wish hamsters weren't so evil
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Becks For Dinner on July 01, 2010, 06:04:38 pm
Granted, they aren't, but now everything else is.

I wish I didn't have to work.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Denon333 on July 03, 2010, 05:38:37 am
Granted, everyone else does that, and the economy collapses with the exeption of e-commerce.

I wished that a free-market economy occured in Singapore.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Becks For Dinner on July 05, 2010, 10:43:40 am
Granted, it does, and immediately native Singaporeans begin spending beyond their means and in 5 years your economy completely crashes, starting with the collapse of the housing market.

I wish politicians were not such morons.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on July 05, 2010, 04:45:44 pm
Granted, but we still manage to nominate and elect a moron into office.

I wish I remembered what I did last night.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on July 05, 2010, 08:25:43 pm
Granted, this is how the night started! :-*

 (http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/7343/blueoysterlg22we.jpg)

And this is how it ended! :-[... the middle part is a mystery.

(http://www.lifelounge.com/resources/GALLIMAGE/Funny%20Motivational%20Posters%2038.jpg)

   I wish that rehab had actually helped you. :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Atmosfear on July 07, 2010, 05:45:14 pm
Granted, but you soon realize you have to give up all your limbs in exchange for their services ;D

I wish I had an iMac.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on July 07, 2010, 05:52:30 pm
Granted, but everyone who uses Windows starts attacking you in a giant riot.

I wish I didnt have a collapsed lung.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on July 08, 2010, 12:00:06 pm
Granted, but now you have kidney failure.

I wish that any of the book stores around me had the manga i was looking for.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on July 09, 2010, 08:40:57 pm
Granted, but they always sell out before you ever get a chance to reach them! *picks up and reads manga you want*


............................not bad. *throws manga into oil fire* Now then.

I wish this wish is a fail and it includes a fail pic.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on July 10, 2010, 11:16:14 am
Granted. But after you look at the picture you realize it is clearly a win.

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/6a9abe36-5f5f-4e99-95ae-dfbdba3160f9.jpg)

I wish that i was a Power Ranger XD
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: sycoforbidden on July 14, 2010, 01:37:37 pm
Granted, but you're the pink one

I wish for non transformed, genuine tits from a fucking hot blondie, still attached to her body and without any other parts of her body recruitd / cut / filthy / filled with germs / licked / banged.

Try to turn this one around :P

also, stupid word filter
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on July 14, 2010, 01:42:43 pm
She's your mother

I wish for to dance tonight
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: sycoforbidden on July 14, 2010, 01:51:18 pm
wish granted, but the only dance you get is in pluffs failed night club

http://rialliance.net/index.php?topic=39385.0 (http://rialliance.net/index.php?topic=39385.0)

I wish teleport was already able for humans, even though it's already able for particles...
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on July 14, 2010, 01:54:19 pm
Someone teleports inside the Earth's core and it does bad stuff to the surface.

Really bad stuff.

Like, really, really bad stuff.

I wish I was the Emporer of the Universe already
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: sycoforbidden on July 14, 2010, 02:01:06 pm
wish granted, but a death star appears and kills you with those stupid lasers..

I wish there was more SPAM in the world (hamburgers, not internet spam)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on July 14, 2010, 02:04:53 pm
Granted, but:

:spam:

I want that Death Star dead
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: sycoforbidden on July 14, 2010, 02:07:00 pm
granted, but you're dead anyway....

i wish there was more Leo
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on July 14, 2010, 02:12:14 pm
Granted, but you et too much Leo.

Way too much Leo.

I wish that Death Star died before it lived
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on July 14, 2010, 09:53:55 pm
Granted, but then the universe blows up from the paradox.

I wish i could teleport myself, or anyone i want, to anywhere.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on July 14, 2010, 11:16:16 pm
Granted, but you accidentally teleport yourself to this Death star just as this thing is about to destroy it! :wtf:

 (http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/ha/hasbro-star-wars--transformer-deluxe-death-star.jpg)
 
I wish you had teleported someone else there first to see if it was a nice safe Death star! :facepalm:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: sycoforbidden on July 18, 2010, 05:44:38 am
wish granted, but you were the chosen one to be teleported then raep.

i wish there were more booby girls in the death star
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on July 18, 2010, 06:24:28 pm
Granted, here are the boobie girls of this death star! :facepalm:
(http://www.sailing-vallarta.com/images/large-boobies.jpg)

 I wish I was teleported to a better Death star! :prison:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on July 18, 2010, 08:21:09 pm
Granted. But by being teleported to a more superior Death Star it is a bigger target for the Plutonian Space Pirates to take it over in seige and make you their personal slave when they take it over. =P

I wish that i was a cowboy! :horse:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on July 18, 2010, 10:22:44 pm
Granted, you become this cowboy and you work on broke back mountain :gay:
as a pickle smoocher! :rolleyes:
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/93/207891426_773fe934b5.jpg?v=0)


I wish you well in your new profession as a cowboy.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on July 19, 2010, 12:30:15 am
Granted. But you are my fellow cowboy side-kick in my new cowboy career!

I wish for my previous wish to have never been wished.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on July 19, 2010, 05:42:19 pm
 LOL...Granted, first wish canceled but if you had kept it you would have went straight and received these women as your sex slaves!
 (http://oldblog.exercisetv.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/dallas_cowboys.jpg)

 I wish I had an entire cheer squad as my servents!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on July 19, 2010, 10:07:11 pm
Granted.  Do what you will with them.

(http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/march/ugly-cheerleaders/ugly-cheerleaders10.jpg)

I wish for  :rainbowsheep:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: sycoforbidden on July 20, 2010, 07:16:00 am
granted, but it jumps on you and kills you with love...

Seriously, it kills you with love...

love kills...


i wish for a death star filled with  :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on July 20, 2010, 10:37:52 am
Granted, We ordered you one ...but when it was delivered it was filled with this!?! :wtf:


     (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_USC-UWiw_Bk/S7isa7bDTrI/AAAAAAAAEdg/MGZ_1ujC_80/s1600/lol_deathstarguy_holytaco.jpg)


I wish the death star depot didn't screw up the order we placed!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: sycoforbidden on July 20, 2010, 06:21:51 pm
wish granted. but then it screws up all commands you give it.

I wish there was a girl instead of a guy inside that death star suit.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on July 20, 2010, 07:40:34 pm
Granted here is the girl in your death star! :horrified:

(http://blogs.citypages.com/sports/fatgirl.jpg)

    I wish I had a trillion dollars!

Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on July 20, 2010, 08:32:45 pm
Granted, but it's Jamaica dollars. Oh, 1 JMD equals 0.0117716 USD, which means yout 1 trillion JMD is equal to 11,771,630,793.69 USD. Did I also mention that they were counterfeit.

I wish TYR wasn't so quiet.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: sycoforbidden on July 21, 2010, 02:16:00 pm
wish granted, but when we tried to contact him we were sent to a sportshop. http://www.tyr.com/shop/ (http://www.tyr.com/shop/)

I wish for non transformed, genuine tits from a fucking hot blondie (who isn't relative to any member of my family) , still attached to her body and without any other parts of her body recruitd / cut / filthy / filled with germs / licked / banged.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on July 21, 2010, 03:07:04 pm
Granted, but she's invisible.

I wish it wasn't so humid in South Carolina.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: . on July 21, 2010, 04:00:46 pm
Granted, South Carolina is now located in the center of the Gobi Desert.


I wish I didnt have to work every day.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: sycoforbidden on July 21, 2010, 04:05:52 pm
NSFW: Granted, but if you continued to work every day, you would be rewarded with this:





























































(http://www.legaljuice.com/bicycle%20naked%20nude%20women.jpg)

i wish for tits
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on July 21, 2010, 11:50:22 pm
Granted.  But you go blind and lose your sense of touch.

I wish that i could be invisible  :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:
                                              :ninja: :ninja:
                                                  :ninja:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on July 22, 2010, 09:43:12 am
Granted, you become invisible to the color spectrum of light.... Then everyone mutates to be able to see infrared as well. Invisibility, useless.


I wish for  :science:.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: sycoforbidden on July 22, 2010, 10:56:46 am
granted, but the lightning strikes you and turns you into dust...

Could barely see you dying because i was terrified...

It was a really painful dead...

as i could see blood on the walls of the street.

I wish people went to my post in red light district.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on July 26, 2010, 12:37:20 pm
Granted. but your post dissapears as on as they all go there  :ninja:

I wish i had a pool filled with Jello.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on July 26, 2010, 12:46:51 pm
Granted, but it attracts hundreds of children who never leave and the constant singing of "J, E, L, L, Ooooo!" Drives you crazy

I want my butter stick!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on July 26, 2010, 09:53:27 pm
Granted, but it explodes in your face.

I wish i had x-ray vision.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on July 27, 2010, 12:04:57 pm
Granted, but it's so powerful all you can see is peoples skeletons.

  (http://opinionhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/skeleton.png)


   I wish I had an endless  personal expense account! :smug:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on July 27, 2010, 10:03:53 pm
Granted. But you are never able to acess your account, ever.  :smug: :smug:

I wish cars didn't require gas to run.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on July 27, 2010, 10:08:58 pm
Thay now require blood.

Your blood.

Want my chocolate balls!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on July 28, 2010, 02:13:25 am
Granted. But the chocolate balls are really buffalo testicles coated in chocolate. Enjoy!

I wish for the next persons wish to be un-corrupted.  :spot:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on July 28, 2010, 03:21:14 pm
Granted, but then they review the rules and find it is clearly stated that it is the corrupt a wish foundation
so the wish must be corrupted but because of the oversight the next persons wish wich is me will be granted then it's back to endless corruption...yay me!


I wish for a billion dollars to do what ever I want with! :smug:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on July 28, 2010, 03:44:37 pm
Alright. Here you go. One Billion Dollars.







One Billion Monopoly Dollars. So whatever you want with them.



I want my meat stIck!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on July 28, 2010, 08:56:54 pm
Granted, but as you attain your meat stick it falls into a randomly placed inter-dimensional portal which distorts into and object beyond our comprehension.

I wish for a treadmill that did the running for me.  
:cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: error on July 28, 2010, 09:00:53 pm
Granted, but as you attain your meat stick it falls into a randomly placed inter-dimensional portal which distorts into and object beyond our comprehension.

I wish for a treadmill that did the running for me.  
:cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar:

Granted but it runs atop you.

I wish forum games were fun.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on July 29, 2010, 09:25:59 am
Ganted, but all the game threads are deleted.

I wish i had robo mech suit.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on July 29, 2010, 10:33:21 am
Granted but it eats you.

...

:troll:

I want my fudge bar!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on July 29, 2010, 09:55:55 pm
Granted, but it's "special" pool fudge.  :troll:


I wish I had know the benefits of sledding sooner.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on July 29, 2010, 09:59:30 pm
Granted. You now knew the benefits 5 minutes before you read that thread

I want my caramel pool!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on July 30, 2010, 12:49:24 am
Granted, they they draw up plans to install a caramel pool @ your house but the installers can't read very well...
and they accidentally fill your yard with camel pooh instead of a caramel pool! :horrified:



  I wish I had a harem of perfect 10 women! :smug:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Becks For Dinner on July 30, 2010, 07:22:04 pm
Granted, but they all have AIDS and condoms don't exist anymore.

I wish I could make sweet loving all night long without breaking a sweat.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on July 30, 2010, 09:21:42 pm
Granted, but you can only make love to a blind porcupine  :rolleyes:


I wish I had a 7 star penthouse suite! :ph34r:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on July 31, 2010, 08:54:00 pm
Granted. You own the suite but you are not allowed to set foot into the suite.

I wish i was adeptly skilled in playing any kind of musical instrument.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: mistamax on July 31, 2010, 10:20:01 pm
granted, but its a tuba

i wish for 5 hot chicks
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 01, 2010, 05:47:12 am
Granted. You get 5 burning hot (chick)ens.

I wish for a piece of gum that never lost its flavor.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 01, 2010, 06:12:02 pm
Granted, but a year after chewing it you find out it's made out of a skunks testicles! :wtf: :wacko:


 I wish I had beach front property!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: mistamax on August 01, 2010, 10:42:15 pm
granted, but its in the gulf

i wish that my nation could have 3,000,000 dollars instantly
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 01, 2010, 10:59:32 pm
Granted, but it's all spent on burnt waffles, and no matter what you it's collected instantly every day until Admin bans you for cheating.


I wish for blue cheese.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 02, 2010, 01:38:07 pm
Granted, here you go but you eat it and puke from bad mold!

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2p_c-cxIF6A/SRncDPsOejI/AAAAAAAAEJY/nkk3vpEyxQI/s400/BlueCheese.jpg)

I wish whatever!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: sycoforbidden on August 02, 2010, 03:02:37 pm
Granted, you get HOMO Simpson to follow you.

(http://darwinstable.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/homer-simpson.jpg)

I wish somthing sweet.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 02, 2010, 03:05:23 pm
It's the donut HOMO Simpson is sitting on

I wish for you to Please Explain
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 02, 2010, 09:51:03 pm
Granted. Your explanation is written into this equation: e=M3cmb+34(44*4)-33(45[54+42])^23.4


I wish for pie.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 03, 2010, 11:55:19 am
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 :smug:

I want my cheese cube!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 03, 2010, 12:53:17 pm
^You looked that up, didn't you?

Granted, but it's a rubix cube made out of cheese, and you can't eat it until it's solved. Oh, almost forgot to mention, one of the green cubes are missing, so it'll never be solved. :smug:

I wish I was a Tri of the RIA...  :ninja:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 03, 2010, 02:05:24 pm
Nope, memory my fine fellow

Granted but Leo  :surprise: you out if office

I want another wish
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 03, 2010, 02:11:27 pm
Granted, but leo gets to decide what it is.

I wish it wasn't so humid here.  :wacko:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 04, 2010, 04:27:45 pm
Granted.  But instead of humidity it begins to rain dead rotten fish everywhere :trout:

I wish for a freeze ray.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 04, 2010, 04:37:17 pm
Granted, but it malfunctions and freezes you. You are freed from your icy prison 3000 years later where you die three seconds later from culture shock,

I wish there was no such thing as culture shock.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 04, 2010, 08:20:42 pm
Granted. As a result of this i make/find a time machine to go back to our present day as to warn myself about the malfuntioning of the freeze ray and give it to you and you are the one that is frozen and is only thawed out as a result of a nuclear war and you explode upon thawing out  :awesome:

I wish there was no such thing as time paradoxes.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 04, 2010, 08:34:28 pm
Granted, but that means you once again freeze yourself, and the cycle is started once again.

I wish the canceling of a paradox couldn't start the paradox up once again.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 04, 2010, 10:48:49 pm
Granted. But a brand new paradox somehow happens and your brain melts because it makes no sense.

I wish i controlled time.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 10, 2010, 11:35:07 am
Granted,but you accidently hit the delete button on your time control device and make us all disappear!


  I wish had an indentured servant! :smug:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 10, 2010, 02:27:56 pm
Granted, but one of the clauses in his contract is that if you're convicted of any crime, (which includes tickets for speeding, parking violations, ect.), he becomes freed. In such a case, you take on his debt, and if you can't pay it off you are sent to debtors court.  Three days after you receive him you are given a ticket for going 67 in a 45 zone. The servant's debt was $3.4 million.


I wish for a can of tuna.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 10, 2010, 03:55:46 pm
Granted. But the can is empty.

I wish for a ginat tennis ball.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Becks For Dinner on August 10, 2010, 07:14:34 pm
Granted, it's so giant it crushes you.

I wish I could write poetry so beautiful people would cry whenever they read it.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 10, 2010, 07:28:53 pm
Granted, but then you realize it's only beautiful to you, and everyone is crying from the horror of hearing it. You manage to commit suicide thirty times and still not die.  :smug:

I wish for air.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 10, 2010, 07:29:46 pm
Granted, you get a box full of it

I want... another wish
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 10, 2010, 07:31:45 pm
granted, but I get to decide what it is, and it's a nice old home in the country. Oh, did I mention it's been empty for thirty years, and the closest building to it is 50 miles away, of which 30 miles are dirt.  :troll:

Tip, never let me decide your wish.

I wish my oral hygiene was better.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 10, 2010, 07:37:32 pm
granted, but I get to decide what it is, and it's a nice old home in the country. Oh, did I mention it's been empty for thirty years, and the closest building to it is 50 miles away, of which 30 miles are dirt.  :troll:

Tip, never let me decide your wish.

I wish my oral hygiene was better.
Haha u sed oral

I wish Rorick didn't choose my wish
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 10, 2010, 07:40:36 pm
Granted.  But then i choose your wish and its the same one that Rorick made except your house is in the middle of the ocean and you have to swim everywhere for transportation.  

I wish that the tickets to the Colbert Report wouldn't sell out within 3 minutes of the notifiction being sent out :colbert:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 10, 2010, 07:43:26 pm
Granted, they sell out in 2 minutes.

I wish zitan wouldn't make fun of the word oral.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 10, 2010, 07:47:05 pm
Granted. But he then makes fun of everyother word you say

I wish i saw this coming

Granted, they sell out in 2 minutes.

Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 10, 2010, 08:12:36 pm
Granted, they sell out in 2 minutes.

I wish zitan wouldn't make fun of the word oral.
haha u sed granted, sell, in, minutes, wish, wouldn't, fun, the, and ORAL

:theroflmywaffleemoticon:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 10, 2010, 08:23:00 pm
Granted. But he then makes fun of everyother word you say

I wish i saw this coming

Granted, they sell out in 2 minutes.


Granted, but you still wished it anyways.

I wish Zitan was an internet mute(Aka, he can't post on the interwebs).
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 10, 2010, 09:29:19 pm
Granted.

I wish Rorick wished for that earlier XD
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 10, 2010, 09:33:43 pm
Granted, he wishes before the interwebz existed, so no one knew what he was talking about, so I am free to be postin' :smug:

I wish u guyz wurn't hatin so much
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 10, 2010, 09:39:26 pm
Granted, but as I don't speak ghetto/text talk, I can't understand your wish and instead turn all the food in a 10 mile radius from you into toads. Have fun.

I wish you didn't try to talk ghetto/text talk.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 10, 2010, 10:10:11 pm
Granted.  But then he only speaks in 1337 5p34k.

I wish that the flood you turned into toads was leeches instead.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 10, 2010, 10:16:50 pm
granted, but they end up on you and kill you due to blood loss.


I wish most people put a little  :effort: into CN.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 10, 2010, 10:29:10 pm
Granted.  They all put more efforet into carbonated narcotics? lol

I wish all stupid people would be sent to the moon.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on August 10, 2010, 11:02:12 pm
Granted.  But then there was no one but me left on the Earth, and I got bored and launched all the world nukes at the moon.

I wish I had beer flavored gummy bears.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 11, 2010, 11:30:27 am
Granted, but it's rancid beer flavored gummy bears.


I wish I owned a successful professional sports franchise! :smug:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 11, 2010, 11:37:45 am
Granted.  Its the professional beard twirling leauge.

I wish i had mind control powers.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 11, 2010, 12:01:28 pm
Granted, you may control only your mind though

I wish we would just go to war already
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 11, 2010, 03:25:59 pm
Granted.  But all opposing forces attack only you.

I wish i had a never emptying bag of M&M's.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 11, 2010, 09:54:04 pm
Granted, but it's permanently sealed shut and you go mad trying to open it!


I wish I owned a bank! :banana:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 11, 2010, 10:05:49 pm
Granted, but in never gets any customer.

I wish my mom didn't wait till the last minute to do everything. XP
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 11, 2010, 11:05:24 pm
Granted. She then does everything months in advance for things that haven't even happened yet.

I wish that Rise Against would have a concert by me.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 11, 2010, 11:09:42 pm
granted, but you can't afford a ticket.

I wish I could get to sleep.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 11, 2010, 11:13:27 pm
Granted.  But you never wake up.
(I usually have to force myself to go to sleep =/)

I wish i was a master swordsman.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 11, 2010, 11:43:39 pm
granted, but a better swordsman runs you through in a duel that takes place right after receiving master status.

I wish for a round of applause.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 11, 2010, 11:50:32 pm
Granted.  (http://family.go.com/images/upload/GFPC/FamilyHost_Annabelle726203831164_GFPC_Original.jpg)

I wish i was able to solve my rubik's cube blind-folded.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on August 12, 2010, 12:01:28 am
Granted but only cuz it's Braille and ur blind.

I wish I could meet Justin Beever.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 12, 2010, 12:51:31 am
Granted. But it's in a court room as he files a restraining order on you.

I wish everyone had Dragon Ball Z like powers.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 12, 2010, 08:14:55 am
Granted, but you have a power level of only 3, and everyone else has one of at least 2000. I have one of 20000 and destroy you in two seconds. :smug:


I wish I wasn't such a nerd. (http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:GCYoJf48euG13M:http://www.shiftercar.com/Smileys/classic/NerdSmiley.gif&t=1)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 12, 2010, 12:14:09 pm
Granted. But you are now a super nerd!

(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/superest_super_nerd.jpg)

I wish my cat didn't whine for food all the time.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 13, 2010, 11:45:06 am
Granted, your cat urinates on your pillow every time it wants food now. :facepalm:   


   I wish I had any luxury I wanted! :banana:




Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 13, 2010, 11:50:22 am
Granted, but it's labeled under Pluto Luxuries, meaning any luxury wou'ld want would have to come from Pluto. Even if it had anything you'd want, you'd be dead before it returned from gathering it.


I wish we had more smileys.  :megusta:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 13, 2010, 12:02:01 pm
Granted.  But your not allowed to use them.

I wish for pie.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on August 13, 2010, 12:11:36 pm
granted, but it's a bomb.

I wish I could use the new smileys.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 13, 2010, 12:14:23 pm
Granted, but they all suck

I wish Oggy would make me King of SPAM already
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 13, 2010, 12:16:59 pm
Granted.  But you are then banned from all spam threads/topics.

I wish that I was the King of SPAM and i couldn't be banned from the spam thread/topics.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 13, 2010, 01:24:06 pm
Too late

I wish to ban you
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 13, 2010, 04:36:29 pm
Granted.  But you are also banned in the process.

I wish poke'mon were real.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 13, 2010, 04:45:47 pm
Granted, but they ban you

I wish for more spam
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 13, 2010, 04:53:14 pm
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Oiy vey -Zimbagwe
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 13, 2010, 04:58:07 pm
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Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 13, 2010, 07:28:23 pm
Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? -G-zom


Oiy vey -Zimbagwe
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 14, 2010, 09:24:22 am
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Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 14, 2010, 05:52:32 pm
Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? Penis? -G-zom


Oiy vey -Zimbagwe
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on August 14, 2010, 06:15:56 pm
SURPRISE BUTTSECS!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 14, 2010, 07:36:34 pm
SURPRISE BUTTSECS!

Where!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 14, 2010, 10:35:13 pm
um Granted?, no one knows!?! :cactuar:


I wish everyone would come back to sanity for just one cotton picking moment :wacko:
                                                   :lies:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on August 15, 2010, 05:24:47 am
Penis?
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 15, 2010, 11:52:59 am
Granted.  Yours is gone.

I wish for fire :supaburn:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 15, 2010, 02:23:22 pm
I commend you Gangs, that's the true spirit of Spam
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: We Are Not Alone on August 15, 2010, 10:20:07 pm
Granted but you suck at spam.

I wish my penis was as big as leo's
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Jenne on August 15, 2010, 10:30:08 pm
Granted.  I lol'd.

I wish killing the weeds didnt kill my lawn too.

Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: We Are Not Alone on August 15, 2010, 10:39:01 pm
Granted it kills your mother.

I wish i had a  :troll:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 15, 2010, 10:59:49 pm
Granted but it looks like this:  :troll:

I wish for skittles
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on August 15, 2010, 11:07:58 pm
Grants, but they're dipped in LSD and you get mind ducked beyond repair.


I wish for a booby pillow.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 15, 2010, 11:22:47 pm
Granted but it's a man booby pillow.

I wish for a female booby pillow
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on August 16, 2010, 12:15:43 am
Granted, but I steal it from you like it's my "precious" from LOTR, it ends with me biting your ear off and pushing you into Saurons lava pit.

I wish I never had to pay for anything I wanted ever again.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 16, 2010, 06:17:12 am
Granted, but you just don't want anything anymore

I wish for Gangs to teach me his hakzing majickz
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on August 16, 2010, 02:36:22 pm
Granted, he Teaches you just enough to be dangerous, you are quickly caught,prosecuted, and shortly thereafter, gang raped in prison.


I wish the Steelers win the next 5 Super Bowls.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: We Are Not Alone on August 16, 2010, 02:54:19 pm
Granted all of them are mentally retarted though.

I eish I had a banana.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on August 16, 2010, 04:46:32 pm
Granted, he Teaches you just enough to be dangerous, you are quickly caught,prosecuted, and shortly thereafter, gang recruitd in prison.


I wish the Steelers win the next 5 Super Bowls.
hehe..." gang's' " raped...hehe
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 16, 2010, 05:48:09 pm
Granted, heres your banana and this is how it reacted when we told it what you were going to do with it! :rolleyes:

(http://img.wonkette.com/politics/banana.jpg)


I wish I had a banana split! :boobs:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 16, 2010, 06:07:37 pm
Granted, heres your banana and this is how it reacted when we told it what you where going to do with it! :rolleyes:

(http://img.wonkette.com/politics/banana.jpg)


I wish for a calm banana
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 17, 2010, 12:36:21 pm
Granted, you get a calm banana but 2 minutes later it explodes!



I wish I owned a pub.



Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 17, 2010, 12:59:41 pm
Granted.  But it's a gay pub :gay:

I wish for my own Death Star
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on August 17, 2010, 01:02:36 pm
Granted, but i'm luke. And i already know how to fucking blow it the fuck up...And i do.
I wish I wasn't luke.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 17, 2010, 01:05:43 pm
You're JarJar

I wish I knew how that guy got the Death Star for his nation
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 17, 2010, 01:10:14 pm
Granted.  But then you get hit in the head by a falling t.v. and suffer from short term memory loss and forget how he got the death star.

I wish I had a car that drove on it's own for me.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 17, 2010, 02:26:09 pm
Granted, you climb in and it drives off a cliff

I want a Death Star
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: We Are Not Alone on August 17, 2010, 03:24:43 pm
Granted i'm darth vader and I force choke you to death and steal it.

I wish i had a girlfriend.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 17, 2010, 03:46:03 pm
Granted, she's Oprah Winfrey.

I wish for light.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: We Are Not Alone on August 17, 2010, 04:17:37 pm
Granted your blind.

I wish for Smugness.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 17, 2010, 04:25:40 pm
Granted. Everyone is more smug than you.

Gimme a cookie.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: We Are Not Alone on August 17, 2010, 04:28:06 pm
Granted it has glass in it then i come and rip your dick off and feed it to Gangs.

I wish My face looked like this  :awesome:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on August 17, 2010, 04:34:08 pm
Granted. MUHUHAHAHAHA
I wish for my very own female teletubby WITH A TRIPLE VAGINA!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: We Are Not Alone on August 17, 2010, 04:36:32 pm
Granted it has penises coming out the vagina. Also gangs if a meanie for changing my avatar <_<.

I wish I had  :smug: :awesome: face.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on August 17, 2010, 04:39:09 pm
HYUK HYUK
Be careful what you wish for the next time, you just might get it.

Granted but the :awesome: eats :smug: with a side order of your testicles...covered in MAYONNAISE!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: We Are Not Alone on August 17, 2010, 04:55:16 pm
I wish I was in the RIA.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 17, 2010, 05:38:54 pm
Granted, you are now in the RIA = (restoration industry association) as a volunteer and you work 7 days a week 365 days a year for life for no pay!


 I wish I owned a concert hall
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 17, 2010, 06:02:30 pm
Granted but only Lady Gaga will perform there.

I wish for a pony.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Stefano Palmieri on August 17, 2010, 06:30:11 pm
Granted but its a demon pony and it eats you.

I wish I had a sheep like this:  :rainbowsheep:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 18, 2010, 12:03:53 am
Granted, have 2 :rainbowsheep: :rainbowsheep: ...but they kill each other!


I wish I had a flying motorcycle! :banana:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 18, 2010, 01:08:57 am
Granted but u run out of gas in mid air and die from a great big fall.

I wish my name was King Maguga
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 18, 2010, 09:25:41 am
Granted. But you blow up from the paradox of there being two King Maguga's. Paradox solved.

I wish college was free.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 18, 2010, 10:43:01 am
Granted, it's free but all they teach you for four years is how to clap you hands after you tie your shoes!



I wish I owned north america! :wacko:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 18, 2010, 11:06:27 am
Granted.  But soon after owning it we go into WW III and North America is blown off the map due to the nuclear warfare.

I wish my wallet would magically always have more money in it.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 18, 2010, 12:28:18 pm
Granted, but it turns out the money is counterfeit and you get arrested and thrown in prison for life!



I wish I owned a music store!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 18, 2010, 02:52:15 pm
Granted but you can only sell cassette tapes.
I wish for spam.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: We Are Not Alone on August 18, 2010, 03:02:39 pm
Granted but you eat it too often and die of a heart attack.

I wish I had a troll.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 18, 2010, 03:03:57 pm
Granted, but he's sad

:sadtroll:

I wish for this wish to be corrupted
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 18, 2010, 03:26:36 pm
Granted but either way u get nothing.

I wish I was on a boat.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 18, 2010, 03:27:35 pm
It sinks

I want a corrupted wish where I get something
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 18, 2010, 03:28:40 pm
I GET MODZHAXED

I wish for Zitan.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 18, 2010, 03:30:15 pm
Here I am, and I modzhax you

I wish KK wasn't modzhaxed
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 18, 2010, 03:31:32 pm
Granted, he continues to ruin the world with his random insanity.

I wish I could modzhax people.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 18, 2010, 03:32:31 pm
Granted, but I modzhax your permissions an you can only modzhax your own posts

I wish the world was alive again
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 18, 2010, 03:35:08 pm
Granted, but you aren't.
 I wish Zitan was alive.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 18, 2010, 03:41:05 pm
Granted, but you aren't.
I wish :cactuar: was alive.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 18, 2010, 03:42:39 pm
Granted, but  :cactuar: is cooler than you.
I wish I was alive.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 18, 2010, 03:43:33 pm
Granted, but Zitan is cooler than you.
I wish you woulds stop trying to beat me here
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 18, 2010, 04:45:54 pm
Granted but then u realize that i had u beaten all along.
I wish u would realize u've lost.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 18, 2010, 04:55:11 pm
I cannot realize what isn't true

Stop fooling yourself
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 18, 2010, 04:56:47 pm
I wish what couldn't be true could be true  :grab:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 18, 2010, 05:00:06 pm
Granted, but your wish is a lie

I want more :effort: in the Count to 10,000 Thread
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 18, 2010, 05:23:19 pm
Granted but you won't put in any yourself.
I wish everyone including THE MODZ would put in more effort into the Count to 10,000. And I wish they would stop stealing my ideas.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 18, 2010, 05:25:44 pm
I don't put in any effort because I am King and shouldn't be putting in effort

I wish my subjects wouldn't complain so much
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 18, 2010, 06:14:31 pm
Granted, your official wine tester silently betrays you and poisons your wine and you die then your subjects throw you in the castle moat without complaint.

I wish your wine tester and subjects weren't so ungrateful to you after all the nice things you had done for them as king.........the murderous bastards!  :cactuar:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 18, 2010, 06:31:12 pm
You silly boy, I test my own wine

I wish you would do something interesting
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 18, 2010, 07:15:00 pm

Granted, he rapes u  :surprise:
I wish ppl wouldn't rape u so much
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 18, 2010, 07:20:19 pm
I know, those messges get pretty annoying after a while. I'm just so awesome every alliance wants me.

I wish you would learn how to bypass the filter
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: We Are Not Alone on August 18, 2010, 08:24:54 pm
Granted its pics of Gangs penis.

I wish I was a better troll.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 18, 2010, 08:32:09 pm
Granted, but I still out-troll you

I wish you thought of something bigger than Gangs
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on August 18, 2010, 11:11:44 pm
Granted, but I still out-troll you

I wish you thought of something bigger than Gangs
I'm afraid the human mind cannot comprehend the vast universe like you can Zitan, what you suggest is impossible for WANA to do, he's only human.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on August 19, 2010, 12:10:48 am
Granted, but I still out-troll you

I wish you thought of something bigger than Gangs
I'm afraid the human mind cannot comprehend the vast universe like you can Zitan, what you suggest is impossible for WANA to do, he's only human.


Fail

I wish that I was criminally insane.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on August 19, 2010, 12:25:54 am
Granted, but I still out-troll you

I wish you thought of something bigger than Gangs
I'm afraid the human mind cannot comprehend the vast universe like you can Zitan, what you suggest is impossible for WANA to do, he's only human.


Fail

I wish that I was criminally insane.
Granted, you're caught and you get roomed with me.
I wish non aliens could comprehend the epicness of my dong.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 19, 2010, 02:22:01 am
Granted, they try to steal it.
I wish i had ur dong.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 19, 2010, 11:36:39 am
Granted, you have his dong but it's attached to your forehead!  :dickhead:


I wish people would give me millions of real uncorrupted dollars!!! :banana:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 19, 2010, 01:08:07 pm
Granted.  But the goverment take 99% of it away in tax dollars.

I wish I was the goverment.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 19, 2010, 02:03:17 pm
Granted but your weak rule is overthrown by rebels.
I wish I was a rebel.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 19, 2010, 10:37:31 pm
Granted, you become this kind of rebel!  :rolleyes:
 :rainbowsheep:


(http://sp0.fotolog.com/photo/32/2/3/itburnslikehell/1257605925571_f.jpg)

 

I wish that mosquitoes would go extinct!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 19, 2010, 11:36:39 pm
Granted, but you are a mosquito.

I wish I was a cactus
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 21, 2010, 07:04:09 am
Granted, but cactuses go extinct

I wish this wasn't so easy
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 21, 2010, 04:13:47 pm
Also I want the Jaguars to beat the Dolphins
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 21, 2010, 11:52:59 pm
Wish 1: Granted but u suck at it.
Wish 2: Granted but the Jags still suck as well.

I wish Zitan wasn't a harbinger of failure.  :rainbowsheep:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 22, 2010, 01:48:44 pm
Granted.  Now you are.

Gimme a new car.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 22, 2010, 02:21:14 pm
Granted, it's a Toyota Prius, and for some reason it costs a mil. Bye bye house.

I wish for a pet chicken.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 22, 2010, 03:37:53 pm
Granted, heres your chicken! :wacko:

(http://blog.bioethics.net/chicken3~.jpg)

 I wish that you have to ride a giraffe everywhere you go for a month!
(http://edgewriter.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/giraffe1.jpg)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 22, 2010, 06:55:53 pm
Granted, I trample u with my giraffe.

I wish I didn't have to ride the giraffe anymore.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 23, 2010, 11:14:46 am
Granted, but now you have to kiss the beautiful michelle obama! :horrified:

(http://www.moonbattery.com/michelle-obama-hideous.jpg)


I wish you'll be brave enough to get through that kiss and strong enough to survive!... good luck
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 23, 2010, 09:18:43 pm
Granted but that means I'll be strong enough to destroy you.
I wish you had to watch Oprah every day for the next 20 years.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 23, 2010, 11:47:59 pm
LOL!...thats a fate worse than death!

Granted, but you also have to watch oprah and write her a fan letter everyday for the next 20 yrs!





I wish I owned a private jet!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 24, 2010, 12:09:50 am
Granted.  But only i'm allowed to ride in it.

I wish i wasn't so lazy sometimes.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 24, 2010, 12:20:23 am
Granted, but u become a workoholic and work yourself to death.

I wish I could be fully refreshed by one hour of sleep.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 24, 2010, 11:35:50 am
Granted, but every time you go to sleep your bowels atuomatically and violently evacuate! :horrified:


I wish I was extremely wealthy! :smug:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 24, 2010, 12:03:36 pm
Granted but you are not allowed to spend your money.

I wish I lived in a mansion.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 24, 2010, 05:53:48 pm
Granted, heres your mansion it's not as nice as it was when it was new ....well it's  slightly dilapidated
but hell it's paid for and all yours you just have to move in!
 (http://thestar.com.my/archives/2009/12/22/north/SAIDATUL2.jpg)
I wish I could buy anything I wanted!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 24, 2010, 07:33:18 pm
Granted, but all you want is dildos.

I wish for a pear.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 24, 2010, 08:19:29 pm
Granted, here you go but the pear is rotten and comes with this guy!

(http://i.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-91-06.jpg)

I wish I had a cheese pizza! :banana:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on August 25, 2010, 02:38:58 am
Granted however it is Cheese made with rat milk.

Wish I Could go to sleep.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Gangs on August 25, 2010, 04:48:35 am
/me slits pajujus throat
Goodnight.
I wish I was become is an or i ising penis insomniac again...
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 25, 2010, 01:13:18 pm
Granted.  But once nightfall comes you are strapped into your bed forced to look at just the ceiling for hours on end whil you are awake.

I wish i had an elite force of body-guards that did whatever i ordered them to do.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 25, 2010, 04:09:07 pm
Granted, but they are oompa loompas and can only sing what ever you want them to!
(http://www.prestigioushomesflatfeeservices.net/images/Oompa%20Loompab.jpg)

I wish food didn't make humans fat!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 25, 2010, 04:36:16 pm
Granted, they make you skinny, so either way you either look like you're going to die from starvation or you do die from starvation.

I wish humans didn't need food to live!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 25, 2010, 06:55:35 pm
Granted.  Humans now need gasoline to survive.  Enjoy paying 50 bucks a day just to live  :gentlesmug:

I wish i didn't have to pay for gas.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 25, 2010, 10:00:50 pm
Granted, you now eat 50 pounds of beans a day and bottle your own gas ....a process that is physically exhausting and consumes all your time by the way!... and your car won't run on that kind of gas .

 (http://www.eligr.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ATT00076.jpg)


I wish you the best of luck on your gas bottling endeavors!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Becks For Dinner on August 26, 2010, 06:30:59 pm
You wish him best of luck but he never hears you and falls into a terrible depression, eventually killing himself.

I wish junk food was healthy for you.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 26, 2010, 10:29:23 pm
Granted.  But all junk food is now turned into elephant testicles.

I wish i could control objects with my mind.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 26, 2010, 10:33:07 pm
Granted, but u can't control your own body.

I wish for peace in the middle east  :troll:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 26, 2010, 10:47:32 pm
Granted, but the rest of the world nukes each other! ... and then the middle east starves to death.


I wish war was never invented!?!?


Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 27, 2010, 12:46:32 pm
Granted.  It's just called nation homicide now.

I wish i had batteries that never ran out of power.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 27, 2010, 01:34:54 pm
lol / Granted but they explode and cause you to go blind!


I wish I could be invisible when ever I wanted to be! :banana:
 

Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 27, 2010, 03:02:12 pm
Granted but you can't become visible whenever you want.

I wish for a watermelon.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on August 27, 2010, 04:31:21 pm
Granted, but you get turned into one and are now in the ghetto

I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 27, 2010, 08:27:48 pm
Granted but you still don't gain anything with this wish.

I wish for insanity.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on August 27, 2010, 09:47:33 pm
Granted but it makes your head explode
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 27, 2010, 11:25:36 pm
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I wish for my new laptop to arrive at my house already.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on August 27, 2010, 11:47:45 pm
Granted, but it's broken.

I wish for a huge porno stash.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 28, 2010, 12:24:20 am
Granted, its all gay porn.

I wish for a huge non gay porno stash.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 28, 2010, 12:58:41 am
Granted. But your gay.

I wish i had gum that never ran out of flavor  :smug:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 28, 2010, 01:50:25 pm
Granted, the flavor is dog shit.

I wish for a train.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 28, 2010, 02:05:01 pm
Granted.  It blows up as soon as you get near it.

I wish for trollin'  :troll:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on August 28, 2010, 03:01:12 pm
Granted but the bridge falls on you.

I wish that I could die by falling into the sun and there be no conceivable chance of survival or return.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 28, 2010, 07:04:38 pm
Granted but you die

wait wut?

I wish people would keep serious issues out of the RIA

Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 29, 2010, 12:50:05 am
Granted, no more tech deals or war aid for you!

I wish people wouldn't so easily set themselves up for corruption.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on August 29, 2010, 01:30:43 am
Granted. But then I .... er the devil gets bored and startsvtaking it out on the sweet little faries, and I'm not a kind master.
I wish Leo didn't cry like a bitch just because he doesn't get any lube.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 29, 2010, 02:02:23 am
Granted.  Now you cry like a little bitch about everything.

I wish to control the internet.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 29, 2010, 02:05:45 am
Granted but the internet is destroyed by  :rainbowsheep: under your rule.

I wish for  :rainbowsheep:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on August 29, 2010, 02:12:21 am
Granted but it turns into  :boobs:


I wish for guns.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 29, 2010, 10:47:33 am
Granted.  But it turns into  :cactuar:

I wish for 2  :cactuar:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 29, 2010, 10:50:58 am
Granted, but it turns into 2  :facepalm:

I wish for  :troll:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 29, 2010, 12:45:54 pm
Granted but you've always been  :troll:

I wish I was also  :troll:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 29, 2010, 12:50:05 pm
Granted.  But your this kind  :sadtroll:

I wish i was the master of the  :troll:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on August 29, 2010, 04:06:25 pm
Granted, However you turn into this (http://cdn.content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002064B.gif)
I wish for world domination and a burrito.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 29, 2010, 10:32:44 pm
Granted.  You only get the burrito.

I wish to be a ninja  :ninja:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on August 29, 2010, 10:45:34 pm
Granted, but you are killed by a more ninja-e ninja.

I wish that I could make any picture come to life.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 29, 2010, 11:12:11 pm
Granted, but this is the first picture you bring to life and it swallows you whole!
(http://www.matthowarth.com/images/horror.jpg)

I wish I could have any women I wanted!....lol :boobs:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on August 29, 2010, 11:47:39 pm
Granted, they all have teeth in their vaginas that will bite off your dick and they're flat chested and ugly

I wish I had powers of mind control
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 30, 2010, 01:28:37 pm
Granted.  But you can only control your mind.

I wish i had the powers of a god.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 30, 2010, 02:05:59 pm
Granted, that god is Osiris. And nobody gives a fuck about the Nile river.

I wish I was super strong.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on August 30, 2010, 10:26:16 pm
Granted, but you pull your own dick off while masturbating.


I wish for bacon.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on August 30, 2010, 11:03:29 pm
Granted but it's on this bacon bra and you have to wear it! :horrified:

 (http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/bacon-bra-01.jpg)


 I wish I was the best!
          :lies: :lolwut:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 31, 2010, 12:22:46 am
Granted.  Your the best at being the worst at everyhing.

I wish to be able to control the elements.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on August 31, 2010, 05:33:28 pm
Granted, shit's now an element and that's the only one you can control

I wish my school would literally go to hell. Yes. The entire fucking building
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on August 31, 2010, 06:07:00 pm
Granted, it goes to hell with you inside.

I wish for a new guitar.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on August 31, 2010, 06:59:51 pm
Granted but all the strings are broke.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on August 31, 2010, 08:41:48 pm
Granted, you get nothing. 

I wish for a picture. 
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on August 31, 2010, 10:18:38 pm
Granted, rather then a picture from my sig it's a picture from Italy if Women ran the Renaissance. A bunch of drunk naked guys

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on September 01, 2010, 12:13:36 am
Granted, but you're a kamakazie pilot. 


I wish for a tranqualizer gun.   
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on September 01, 2010, 09:40:59 am
Granted, here it is but you accidentally shoot yourself with it while driving and wreck your car.
 
(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2593386/2/istockphoto_2593386-tranquilizer-gun.jpg)

I wish could buy what ever I wanted .

Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: sycoforbidden on September 01, 2010, 12:18:04 pm
granted, but all there is to buy are male prostitutes.

i wish for fucking hot babes on the beach pic.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 01, 2010, 02:48:21 pm
Toddlers on Fire

I wish for toddlers on fire
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 01, 2010, 04:43:22 pm
Granted. There are also cops all over your ass.

I wish for a fucked up irrational date with Christy Hemme.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on September 01, 2010, 10:24:57 pm
Granted, but she farts so rancid that you vomit! :wtf:
(http://ima.dada.net/image/4476846.jpg)

 I wish you wished for a better looking women like this gal!!
 (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JzN-XS_8PyU/SmCIEsYku-I/AAAAAAAAAEQ/h0OJEwC-yjk/s320/ugly-women-3.jpg)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: sycoforbidden on September 02, 2010, 06:25:46 pm
Granted, but she had already wished to become pretty, so here she is after it:

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/484147/712443.jpg)

don't forget, this is corrupt wish foundation. your wish may help others get what they want.

I wish king's wish girl wasn't so retarded.. and a death star.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Becks For Dinner on September 02, 2010, 08:42:26 pm
Granted, his girl isn't retarded and you get a death star, which prematurely fires it's laser upon seeing your girl, killing you, her, and everything in it's path.

I wish I had a nice car, like a brand new BMW or something.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on September 02, 2010, 09:15:47 pm
Granted.  But when you put the key into the ignition it sets off a spark which ignites the gas tank and then of course blowing the car up beyond reconition.

I wish that my college classes weren't so boring.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on September 03, 2010, 12:12:14 pm
GraByrd but your now enrolled in rodeo clown school and your first in the barrell. 


I wish for 3 more mos of summer.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 03, 2010, 02:16:26 pm
Granted, you also are now on the coast and getting 3 months of constant hurricanes.

I wish my Class Advisor wasn't such a bitch
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on September 03, 2010, 04:46:31 pm
Granted.  Your class advisor is now a male stripper.

I wish for another wish.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 03, 2010, 08:48:35 pm
Granted but you get hit by a truck.

I wish I was a woman with immunity to rape that could still have sex
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on September 06, 2010, 11:03:44 am
Granted, you spontaneously combust! :supaburn:


I wish I owned A Mega cruise liner ship!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on September 06, 2010, 03:25:54 pm
Granted.  But it doesn't float.

I wish i was Megaman.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on September 06, 2010, 06:43:23 pm
Granted you are now megaman (http://getpwn.com/wp-content/uploads/megaman.jpg) however you get kicked in the nuts!

I wish for a blimp.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on September 06, 2010, 07:10:39 pm
Granted but it can't fly.

I wish I had a blimp that could fly.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 06, 2010, 07:45:54 pm
Granted, but it's 4 centimeters tall

I wish for fire to come out of the monkey's head
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on September 06, 2010, 08:58:46 pm
Granted, but it then lights his butt on fire!

(http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/12/photogalleries/wip-week8-2/images/primary/monkey-fire-big.jpg)


I wish that  :rolleyes:... well you know?
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on September 06, 2010, 09:37:13 pm
Granted.  I understand what your wishing for and completley ignore you.

I wish i could control peoples free will.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on September 07, 2010, 01:45:23 pm
granted, but you can't control your own and it keeps making you not control anyones free will!?! :wacko:


  I wish I got paid mad cash for no reason other than people paying me! :smug:




Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on September 07, 2010, 03:54:53 pm
Granted.  You are paid in Monopoly money.

I wish i could fluently speak Japanese,
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 07, 2010, 03:58:07 pm
Granted, but suddenly everyone is speaking German

Cupio nam tui dicare linguae Latin
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on September 07, 2010, 08:13:26 pm
Sprechen sie Deutsch? Gewahrt, Ich spreche kein Latin.....so dass sie explodieren! :kaboom:


I wish for a translation.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on September 07, 2010, 08:21:22 pm
Granted.  It is translated into egyption hieroglyphics.

(http://www.jillstanek.com/archives/hieroglyphics.jpg)

I wish for a floating chair.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on September 07, 2010, 08:30:37 pm
LOL  Granted, but your chair comes with this guy! :rainbowsheep:
(http://www.beachfactory.com/images/floating_chair_250.jpg)


I wish I had a perfect 10 of a women!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on September 07, 2010, 08:43:47 pm
Granted.  But she's into skat.

I wish for button that did something different every time I pushed it.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on September 07, 2010, 10:28:48 pm
Granted, but the first time you push it a 50 ton anvil falls on your head!


I wish all of the beatles were still living and back playing together
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fWT5eq0UhWI/TCXO-RF3JvI/AAAAAAAAAIM/kdOqJbutKfk/s1600/the-beatles1.jpg)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on September 08, 2010, 12:00:34 pm
Granted.  You go deaf and blind.

I wish magic 8 ball's didn't lie to me.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 08, 2010, 01:17:13 pm
Quote
Cupio nam tui dicare linguae Latin
(I) want for you (to) speak the language (of) Latin
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on September 08, 2010, 08:20:11 pm
I wish for a battleship.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 08, 2010, 09:10:02 pm
Granted.

F5.

I sunk your battle ship.


I wish for an Aircraft carrier
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on September 08, 2010, 09:27:11 pm
Granted, but it's a golf air craft carrier!
(http://australianseniorgolfer.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/golf-on-aircraft-carrier.jpg)


(An nescis, mi fili, quantilla sapientia mundus regatur?)


I wish for a latin to english translation
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on September 09, 2010, 12:06:25 am
Granted.  Go find it yourself www.google.com (http://www.google.com)

I wish i was a ping-pong champion.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 09, 2010, 09:10:53 am
Granted, but you live in Laos and Ping Pong is illegal there.


I wish I knew how to play golf.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on September 09, 2010, 10:49:35 am
Granted, here is your instructional video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHcvbdEnhl8

I wish I could go to any car dealership and take what ever vehicle I wanted free of charge :fortheria: 
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on September 10, 2010, 12:32:15 am
Granted, it's called grand theft auto and it carries a mandatory minimum felony sentence.  Enjoy getting butt raped.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GNKcJP7dZ6A/TG9_K8rlT3I/AAAAAAAAD6c/1v-HFEJPl08/s1600/motivator5492535iq9.jpg)


I wish for a happy ending.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 10, 2010, 03:42:40 pm
Granted but it's with a guy.


I wish to be in a band
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on September 10, 2010, 03:52:11 pm
Granted, you are now in this gay band.
(http://www.bilerico.com/2007/05/04-07-31-03.jpg)

I wish I had some southern fried chicken!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 10, 2010, 07:03:51 pm
Granted but a bunch of Niggers kill you for it, then give it to me because I had some watermelon.


I wish for my watermelon back to wash down the chicken
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on September 10, 2010, 11:32:26 pm
Granted, here you go!
(http://www.chgs.umn.edu/histories/otherness/images/watermelonA.jpg)


I wish people were not judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 10, 2010, 11:56:02 pm
Granted, everyone discovers people suck.

Great job asshole, you caused a nuclear war.


I wish for a fallout bunker.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Becks For Dinner on September 11, 2010, 04:54:14 pm
Granted, you get a fallout bunker, you go in to test it out, the door shuts and you can't get it open. You die a slow death, painful death.

I wish money grew on trees.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 11, 2010, 05:05:11 pm
Granted, but it's Klingon money.


I wish I knew what the hell I was talking about.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on September 12, 2010, 05:52:13 pm
Granted, but you go mad when you realize what it is. :wacko:



I wish to be independently weathly! :smug:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 12, 2010, 06:25:03 pm
Granted, but then the UN decides to tax the hell out of you for no clear reason and you end up living in a box across the street from my house.

I wish I had a fully working BB gun
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on September 13, 2010, 08:42:46 pm
Granted, but you shoot your eye out kid.

I wish I could have my cake and eat it too.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on September 13, 2010, 09:08:19 pm
Granted.  But the cake is a lie.

I wish i could dance like this little guy.  :jig:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 14, 2010, 04:17:24 pm
Granted but you can only do it in a gay night club. :gay:


I wish to be involved in a massive lesbian orgy
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on September 14, 2010, 05:15:20 pm
Granted, but you have to sleep with this woman first!
(http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/people/627_are-you-food.gif)


I wish you luck! :horrified:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 14, 2010, 05:41:12 pm
I wish that woman would disappear and not ruin the orgy
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on September 16, 2010, 09:11:40 pm
granted, she disappears and rosie o'donnell takes her place.

(http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/08/070425_rosie.jpg)


I wish I owned my own town!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 17, 2010, 02:39:21 pm
Granted, it's Pripyat and Chernobyl
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on September 18, 2010, 11:32:47 am
wish fail!?!


I wish that clothes and shoes are free!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 18, 2010, 02:18:00 pm
Granted, the government institutes a clothing tax on anyone who wears clothing and no one can afford it.


I wish I was on the moon.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on September 19, 2010, 10:57:30 am
Granted.  But the man on the moon anal rapes you.

I wish I had 5 dollars.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2010, 02:52:04 pm
Granted, you have five dollars in Confederate Money

I wish the South would rise again.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on September 20, 2010, 08:45:17 pm
Granted, it does but the good old boy network thinks your a damn yankee spy and lynches you!
(http://www.sidekickperformance.com/images/TheSouthWillRiseAgain.jpg)


I wish I could hover places! :awesome:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: warchimp911 on September 21, 2010, 01:58:00 pm
I wish I could hover places! :awesome:

Granted, you hover 5 miles above everything unwillingly and suffocate.

I wish I was miserable!  :smug:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 21, 2010, 03:28:59 pm
Granted, you've been in a car accident, can move or communicate with anyone, have fluids and drugs pumped into you in a hospital, and all that's on the TV is Oprah.


I wish Oprah would die.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: warchimp911 on September 21, 2010, 03:32:47 pm
I wish Oprah would die.

You strike her down, but then she becomes more powerful than you can possibly imagine, and haunts you in spirit for the rest of your life.  Like obi-wan.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on September 22, 2010, 09:13:45 pm
wish?


I wish I had a photograghic memory! :awesome:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 22, 2010, 09:55:49 pm
Granted, you are then tricked into watching bestiality, view tubgirl, and a variety of other disturbing images. And you can never unsee them, and they haunt your dreams.


I wish I wish I was a fish.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on September 24, 2010, 06:33:47 pm
(Dont we all?)
Granted, but your a sea kitten in a sushi bar...mmmmmm.

I wish I was more active like I used to be.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 25, 2010, 02:06:08 pm
Granted, but then you're the only one here.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Bluestrike on September 26, 2010, 12:11:19 am
(Dont we all?)
Granted, but your a sea kitten in a sushi bar...mmmmmm.

I wish I was more active like I used to be.

You are, except you throw out your back during orgasm, and get fat.

Really fat.

I wish it wasn't 1:12am
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 26, 2010, 07:51:05 pm
Granted, time stops and you can only do the same thing over and over for eternity.

I wish I wasn't high as fuck.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on September 26, 2010, 08:14:46 pm
Granted, now you see what a shitty world this is and commit suicide.

I wish for a car that runs on air.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 26, 2010, 09:16:12 pm
Granted, but it's on the moon.

I wish for a live hand grenade
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: 1magnus4 on September 26, 2010, 09:55:38 pm
Granted but i blows up in your hand  :evil:

I wish you people liked me :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on September 26, 2010, 11:03:10 pm
Granted, we smother you to death with our intense like for you.

I wish that we all hated you with a flaming passion.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on September 27, 2010, 02:40:45 pm
Granted, but we hate you more.

I wish I got to the choppa!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 27, 2010, 10:12:16 pm
Granted, it's a motorcycle stolen from the Hell's Angles, and they're pissed off at you now.

I wish to be leader of the Hell's Angles.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on September 27, 2010, 11:20:25 pm
granted, you're shot and killed in a drug bust gone bad.


I wish for  :florida:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 28, 2010, 02:16:14 pm
Granted, some girl cuts your giant dick off though.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on September 28, 2010, 04:58:38 pm
You wish for nothing, you get a churro.
(http://i29.tinypic.com/vndvh2.jpg)

I wish for a time paradox....MAKE IT HAPPEN!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on September 28, 2010, 05:15:18 pm
Granted, but now you are your father.

I wish RIA would get sanctioned.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on September 28, 2010, 07:28:14 pm
Granted, now no other alliance will trade with us!  :troll:

I wish RIA would get the other type of sanctioned.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on October 01, 2010, 12:21:12 am
Granted, then the world ends!



I wish someone would make an adolf hitler smiley thing, :horrified: maybe just give this guy a square mustache :horrified: with a palm up right hand salute ofcourse
(http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/498526791/500px-Adolf_Hitler_normal.png)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 01, 2010, 07:42:05 pm
Granted! :troll:




















but then it gets replaced by this :rainbowsheep: only it has a square mustache.

I wish to do my laundry. May i have some change!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 02, 2010, 12:41:57 pm
Granted, you got some Russian coins, you're in spain, and you can only read English.


I wish I knew all the world languages.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Tichin on October 02, 2010, 09:25:43 pm
granted but u still cant speak it right

i wish  had the money for a longboard
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 03, 2010, 01:32:37 am
Granted.

Whats to corrupt. Your just compensation for something...just like TS :smug:

I wish to walk through walls.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Tichin on October 03, 2010, 09:35:19 am
granted but you walk through a wall and it leads off a cliff

I wish i could control fire
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 03, 2010, 10:11:13 am
Granted but your stuck in an area where it rains constantly so no fires start.

:P


I wish for  :cactuar:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on October 03, 2010, 04:39:03 pm
Granted however it runs directly up your nose and then explodes. And the exploded pieces turn into more :cactuar: which in turn explode and so on until they come out your ears. Continuing on until everyone you ever loved suffers the same fate. Eventually destroying every living thing in the know universe. :supaburn:
I wish for a Machine gun. :surprise:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on October 03, 2010, 04:39:54 pm
Granted, too bad you didn't ask for bullets.

I wish you had bullets.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 03, 2010, 05:01:30 pm
Granted, but their shotgun shells, and the machine gun breaks.

I wish I was a lesbian.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 03, 2010, 09:25:50 pm
Granted. You're a "real" lesbian. That is to say a fat, ugly and lonely one who dates equally unattractive lesbians.


I wish I was a hot porn star lesbian.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Thissstupid on October 04, 2010, 09:32:53 am
Granted, but (here comes the horrid twist) you are limited to only pleasing Ogaden.

I wish UPN would disband already.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on October 06, 2010, 02:38:50 pm
Granted, then they instantly reform :horrified:

I wish laundry would somehow clean it self!

   (http://blog.tinyprints.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/dirty-laundry.jpg)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Tichin on October 06, 2010, 07:22:23 pm
granted but it shrinks itself, i wish i had my mustang gt
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Thissstupid on October 06, 2010, 07:35:44 pm
Granted, but you could not drive it, ever.

I wish  :boobs: had bigger breasts.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 07, 2010, 05:17:26 am
Granted, they grew by .0000001 millimeter...then they deflate.

I wish for an anime motivational poster.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pattara on October 07, 2010, 10:02:12 pm
Granted,
(http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo79/AsileesRandomStuff/Blog/Anime%20Motivational%20Posters/mentos.jpg)

I wish for this:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_foRGhbJyt1s/TEevOkZfIII/AAAAAAAAAP4/6zSLrxutmr8/s1600/Fujisu+F06B.jpg)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 08, 2010, 05:10:51 pm
Granted, then it gets stuck half way open and you break it.

I wish one of my hot female friends would fall in love with me.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Thissstupid on October 08, 2010, 09:08:58 pm
Granted, but immediately after you begin dating she becomes horrid looking

I wish for another wish
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 08, 2010, 11:17:02 pm
Granted but that wish gets corrupted.

I wish life was like an awesome 16-bit beat-em-up arcade game.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Thissstupid on October 09, 2010, 10:12:12 am
Yeah except you only get 1 life and the difficulty is set to Legendary :D

I wish ShadowSlayer wouldn't be so open with his sexuality, it's a bit off-puting :P
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 09, 2010, 08:21:49 pm
Granted, you're both locked in a closet together. Literally.

I wish I didn't have to change my avatar image to something that fits!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 10, 2010, 12:30:41 am
Granted...I cant really corrupt it b/c it just happened. I think you win?
 :lies:

Granted but then we all get better avatars, making yours so inferior, its funny.

I wish I have MOAR great retro video games...and I dont mean roms and emulators.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 10, 2010, 01:52:41 am
Granted, you just don't have the systems.


I wish I was a fucking supermodel lesbian banging other supermodel lesbians
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on October 10, 2010, 09:25:47 am
Granted but you die of AIDS.

I wish Thissstupid would shorten his sig.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 10, 2010, 10:32:59 am
Granted, but for some absurd reason your penis falls off as a result.

I wish I remember posting here last night.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Hombre de Murcielago on October 10, 2010, 10:47:01 pm
Granted but you also remember sucking your best friend's dong last night.


I wish the ocean were full of pudding.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 11, 2010, 02:20:40 pm
Granted, but sea kitten swim in it and it's chotonicte pudding so you can't tell if it's pudding or poo.

I wish for a private island that won't get flooded or have a volcano erupt.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: 1magnus4 on October 12, 2010, 11:39:21 pm
I wish for a private island that won't get flooded or have a volcano erupt.
granted but it's haiti.

I wish for more nukes
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 13, 2010, 01:56:23 am
Granted...*everyone launches their nukes at you*

I wish for a magical chicken.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: 1magnus4 on October 13, 2010, 02:36:23 am
I wish for a magical chicken.
granted but it's dead. god i'm lame.

I wish i was not lame
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 13, 2010, 02:56:25 pm
Granted. You no longer have that limp, but everyone still thinks you suck.

I wish for a date with Kelly Kelly, a means of escape.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on October 13, 2010, 10:34:37 pm
Granted, but you first have to look like this guy
(http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/7769866)

I wish sleeping made people get into physically fit shape
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Hombre de Murcielago on October 14, 2010, 11:04:42 am
Granted but you develop an addiction to meth and look like shit.


I wish I were Godzilla so I could crush Newark.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 14, 2010, 01:48:11 pm
Granted but your the Godzilla remake. What? That movie was terrible in my opinion. :facepalm:

I wish I wasnt so lazy w/ my nation. :effort:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 14, 2010, 02:32:03 pm
Granted, you get attacked over and over again so you have to defend it.

I wish I had a body like this:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Airhammer/Women%20of%20Wrestling/Candice%20Michelle/CandiceMichelle540.jpg)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 14, 2010, 02:54:13 pm
Granted, but your Leo's girlfriend.

I wish to see :rainbowsheep: every time I go to sleep.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on October 14, 2010, 04:14:16 pm
Granted, but it's a real one and it's sitting on your face! :horrified:
(http://caughtinthemiddleman.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/sheep.jpg)

I wish I had a squid flavored ice cream cone! :cactuar:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 14, 2010, 04:16:39 pm
((I actually have a fridge to shove Leo in so...
<.<))

Granted, it contains actual squid.

I wish I could stop touching my new hot body
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 14, 2010, 04:40:57 pm
Granted, but we turn you into this:
(http://i40.tinypic.com/240xao9.jpg)

I wish for an epic facepalm either than this: :facepalm:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 14, 2010, 05:15:54 pm
Granted, you blow your head apart with it.

I wish I had this body:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Airhammer/Women%20of%20Wrestling/Katie%20Lea/KatieLea101.jpg)

And wasn't dating Leo, or at least had him locked in a closet.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on October 14, 2010, 11:50:34 pm
Granted, but that body is attached to Leo's head!?! :wtf:

I wish this :banana: would stop dancing!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 14, 2010, 11:52:41 pm
Granted, but now you have to dance like that for the rest of your life.

I wish I could dance.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 15, 2010, 09:02:48 am
Granted but you turn into a nigger, at a KKK Ralley in Montgomery in 1960.

I wish for a bugle to play Taps on.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on October 16, 2010, 11:28:35 am
Granted, but it's this one....a.k.a. The RIA standard issue combat bugle!
(http://bmarchismouren.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/rifle_bugle.jpg)

I wish I had a breakfast burrito!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 16, 2010, 02:17:51 pm
Granted, your thrown out of RIA during breakfast and fed to wolves.

I wish for a good omelet.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 16, 2010, 05:11:56 pm
Granted, but I ate it...and it was goooooooood. :smugbert:

I wish for brunch.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 16, 2010, 09:50:12 pm
Granted, you're brunch for me since I'm a cannible and you ate my breakfast.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on October 17, 2010, 10:51:28 pm
wish fail





I wish I owned New York City
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 18, 2010, 02:21:12 pm
Granted, but it's the NYC from "Escape from New York."


I wish I was a hot girl with a G-cup and nice round ass.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Thissstupid on October 18, 2010, 04:22:26 pm
Similar to the ones in your avy? Didn't you already ask for one of these wishes beforehand? Unfortunately this time your life expectancy is around 10 seconds and then you die and reincarnate into your old self.

I WISH FOR SOME MUFFINS!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 18, 2010, 06:58:05 pm
Granted but I ate them and gave you a muffin tin I took a shit in.


I wish to control people's wills.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on October 18, 2010, 06:59:29 pm
granted, but they all die due to the shear insanity ;)

I wish I could :surprise: an AA :smug:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 18, 2010, 07:03:23 pm
Granted, but it was unsatisfying. :mellow:

I wish to find the road to endless waffles.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on October 18, 2010, 07:04:26 pm
granted, but there be no syrup, butter, or peanut butter

I wish I could spam the night away :smug:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 18, 2010, 07:09:37 pm
Granted, but then you realized all you did was spam your inbox all night long.

I wish this wish would fail.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on October 18, 2010, 07:11:16 pm
granted, but you are unprepared for the amount of fail, that you meet darth vader
(http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd324/decepticon2115/vader-fail.jpg)

I wish I could wish for icecream
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 18, 2010, 07:44:53 pm
Granted, but it's shit flavored.

I wish I could tell her how much I love her.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on October 18, 2010, 08:02:18 pm
Granted, she doesn't like you.

I wish she liked you.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 18, 2010, 08:04:51 pm
Granted, but then you love someone else, and then before you kno it, your in School Days. :troll:

I wish for something I already have.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on October 18, 2010, 08:20:10 pm
Granted, you receive another ice cream enema! :rolleyes:



I wish I owned a fine women! :boobs:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 18, 2010, 08:38:03 pm
Granted, except they're all nuns. With Chasity vows and all that.


I wish for the finest prostitutes in England.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on October 18, 2010, 10:38:36 pm
Granted, it's Sir Elton John enjoy!   he's all yours.



I wish I  owned the UK!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 19, 2010, 12:24:54 am
For not wishing you get the 2nd finest European prostitute...Rob Schneider, and he raeps you.

I wish TS's instructions increases my NS high enough to get em out of :florida:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on October 19, 2010, 10:38:46 am
granted, but it became a  :slapfight:

I wish I had a banana split
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 19, 2010, 08:07:01 pm
Granted. Hold on a minute.
*splits a banana with a band saw*
There you go. One split banana.

I wish for a Sundae.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on October 19, 2010, 08:46:01 pm
granted, but you had to wait 5 days

I wish for a strawberry to go with the split
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 19, 2010, 09:05:32 pm
Granted, *hands you a berry, made of Straw*

I wish I could think of a wish that didn't leave strange questions about my sexuality
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on October 19, 2010, 09:07:16 pm
granted, but no one ever thought you were straight again

I wish for a nice lovely women
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 19, 2010, 09:19:46 pm
Granted, she's made of sand.

I wish to be able to shapeshift with little possibility that it will cease to work at all.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Hombre de Murcielago on October 19, 2010, 09:54:46 pm
Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a fat chick.


I wish I were master of time and space.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 20, 2010, 02:16:14 am
Granted, but you lose control and you throw yourself into a wormhole, and you end up stuck in another dimension filled w/ nothing but Ass-pirates and your powers no longer work.

I wish they werent making Saw 3D (seriously, after Saw 3, its been all downhill)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on October 20, 2010, 01:13:17 pm
granted, but they remake it in 2D

I wish I had a good idea for a wish
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 20, 2010, 02:16:03 pm
Granted but you only got one wish.

I wish I could add the power to take the form of other people by looking at them to my shapeshifting powers.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on October 20, 2010, 05:29:06 pm
granted, but you got stuck after looking at justin bieber

I wish I had a cactuar
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 20, 2010, 09:37:29 pm
Granted, but you end up stuck in the Final Fantasy Unlimited anime for the rest of your life...and its the English dub.

(Fun fact: I just learned where Cactuar comes from :awesome: )

I wish I had hair like this. :super:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 20, 2010, 09:39:16 pm
Granted. *lights your hair on fire and pours on gasoline*


I wish... SHIT!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on October 21, 2010, 10:05:38 am
granted
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1262/1241752377_7b35866c97_o.jpg)

I wish I had a stealth suit
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 21, 2010, 02:14:40 pm
Granted, except it's an MGS one, and it's snowing, and it's black. And shiny.

I wish to be king of a country.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on October 21, 2010, 05:00:31 pm
Granted, except it's an MGS one, and it's snowing, and it's black. And shiny.

I wish to be king of a country.
Granted, you're the king of Iraq.

I wish I was ruler of TEH WORLDZ
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 21, 2010, 05:27:46 pm
Granted, it's in one of those Scifi stories where Earth was abandoned to all but the desperatly poor. All the rich and truly powerful are on Mars.

I wish I could lose weight without regaining it or becoming Anorexic.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 21, 2010, 10:56:59 pm
Granted, you get a liposuction, by this girl:
(http://i31.tinypic.com/ou2ob7.jpg)
I hear she works wonders.....

I wish I knew who played the bad guy from Die Hard.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Zimbagwe on October 22, 2010, 12:59:28 am
Granted. But he kills you as soon as you find out making your new found knowledge of his name useless.

I wish Canada wasn't so far away.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 22, 2010, 05:24:37 am
Granted, now its even more farther away from ya. Way to go!

I wish for a glass of orange juice.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Hombre de Murcielago on October 22, 2010, 12:15:09 pm
Granted, but you are deathly allergic to oranges.


I wish Trix weren't just for kids...
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on October 22, 2010, 01:37:40 pm
granted, but now you either need to be below 12 or have medicare

I wish the waltons were playing across the room <_<
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Becks For Dinner on October 23, 2010, 12:11:56 pm
Granted, except they all get sick and die before making it.

I wish I wish I had a fish.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 23, 2010, 04:50:20 pm
I granted, it kicks you in the balls forever
and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

I wish Leo would turn into a woman.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on October 24, 2010, 11:53:52 am
granted, but he is 90, has no hair, and when you tongue her, the teeth leave the party.  belatedly, you decide it might not have been a wise decision.

I wish for more time
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 24, 2010, 01:18:26 pm
Never said I was gonna fuck him afterwards. :D

Granted, time stops, you have all the time in the world, just no progress can be made.

I wish I was a 5 star chef
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Hombre de Murcielago on October 24, 2010, 05:38:28 pm
Granted, your new gardener is a 5 star chef, but he refuses to cook for you.


I wish could eat another delicious manatee
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 24, 2010, 05:41:08 pm
How does that make sense. I wished I was a five star chef, you didn't even grant the wish right.

And fine, you're about to and a shark eats it.

I wish I could kick your ass.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on October 25, 2010, 03:15:05 am
Granted, but then he farts and the gas is so bad you choke on it.

I wish I knew where the plot went.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Romaneseuntdomus on October 25, 2010, 11:40:18 am
Granted, but it's the plot of Gigli.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good; I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat, with a bat - and a '64 Impala.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Hombre de Murcielago on October 25, 2010, 12:04:40 pm
How does that make sense. I wished I was a five star chef, you didn't even grant the wish right.

Sorry, I thought you wished you had a 5 star chef.  In that case granted, but a jealous rival chef kills you and serves you for dinner.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good; I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat, with a bat - and a '64 Impala.

Granted, but your girl puts on the hat without removing the rabbit while driving the 64' Impala, she swerves off the road in a panic and pins you to a tree killing herself and the rabbit and crushing the hat.  Your legs are amputated.  Also you lose the bat.


I wish I were part of an all accordion orchestra
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 25, 2010, 07:08:57 pm
Granted, then some really annoyed people bomb it with a fucking MiG

I wish I had a MiG
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on October 25, 2010, 07:56:56 pm
granted, but when you fly it, it gets shot down

I wish I had a life
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 25, 2010, 08:45:32 pm
Granted, you hang out at Gay bars and pick up Trannies.

I wish I could imitate a movie scene involving a huge explosion perfectly.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on October 26, 2010, 03:05:17 pm
granted, but you look at the explosion, and are no longer cool (/lonely island reference)

I wish I could find "the one"
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 26, 2010, 03:12:10 pm
Granted, you find the one twinkie over 20 years old. And have to eat it.

I wish I could could visit a twinkie factory.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on October 26, 2010, 08:45:42 pm
Granted, It's The RIA recruitment center located  down town @ 5150 lunatic lane planet mars.
(http://www.presentationsunplugged.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/TwinkieTheKid.jpg)


I wish I owned a concert hall.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Hombre de Murcielago on October 26, 2010, 10:44:59 pm
Granted, but it burns down with you trapped inside.


I wish I could turn invisible.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ಠ_ಠ King Death II ಠ_ಠ on October 26, 2010, 10:59:15 pm
Granted but you instantly die

I wish I never stopped being awesome
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on October 27, 2010, 12:01:03 pm
granted, but the :awesome: kills you

I wish I had a fancy ribbon or medal from RIA
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 27, 2010, 04:06:34 pm
Granted, but they give it to me since I'm owed.

I wish I was more important.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Hombre de Murcielago on October 27, 2010, 04:48:44 pm
Granted, you are #1 on the FBI's most wanted list, with orders to shoot on sight.


I wish I were a black hole, slowly consuming the galaxy.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 27, 2010, 07:08:18 pm
Granted, but the Stephen Hawking Radiation makes you vanish.

I wish for 3200 MS
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on October 27, 2010, 10:29:22 pm
granted, but since no one knows what that is, no one cares

I wish I had an ice cream.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on October 28, 2010, 10:16:59 am
Granted, take your pick
http://mobilecravings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/menu-big-gay-ice-cream-truck.png (http://mobilecravings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/menu-big-gay-ice-cream-truck.png)

I wish they didn't try to make gay ice cream!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on October 29, 2010, 04:19:31 pm
granted, but it became a lesbian ice cream truck

I wish I knew
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 29, 2010, 09:41:37 pm
Granted, you learn the meaning of life. And it sucks and you die of a heart attack.

I wish my football team would win.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on October 30, 2010, 03:15:46 pm
granted, they win the privilege to identify there own end zone

I wish I could figure things out
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Hombre de Murcielago on October 31, 2010, 04:11:27 pm
Granted, but no one likes a know it all, and you are shunned by all of humanity.



I wish I could find pirate treasure.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: forbidden on October 31, 2010, 05:59:13 pm
Granted but a pirate steals your treasure and ties you to his ship's flag pole naked and his crew laughs at you.

I wish for a twin that goes to school for me.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on October 31, 2010, 06:10:47 pm
Granted but he is stupid and fails everything. Then he murders somebody and YOU get arrested.

I wish for cheese.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on October 31, 2010, 10:17:32 pm
granted, but you have to take it from this cheese head!
(http://www.countrymusicwi.com/cheesehead.jpg)

I wish you luck!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on November 01, 2010, 12:09:07 pm
granted, but he still gets beaten

I wish for gouda
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on November 02, 2010, 08:42:04 pm
Granted, but it's on a shirt!
(http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/its-all-gouda.jpg)
 I wish I had more money than I could spend!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on November 02, 2010, 09:12:31 pm
Granted, you get a counterfeit 100 Dollar Bill
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on November 04, 2010, 07:50:13 am
wish fail, you now get gang RIAped by a pack of feral dogs.

I wish for a picture of something funny.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Helstrm on November 04, 2010, 08:18:08 am
Granted but now there is a naked picture of you on the internet!!
I wish I was Mr. Heffner
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on November 04, 2010, 05:30:55 pm
granted, but you can never remove these ears!
(http://www.haven1991.com/the.webmaster/olhef.jpg)

I wish I was rich!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king pajuga on November 04, 2010, 05:39:41 pm
Granted However you have no limbs.
Wish I had a pizza.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on November 04, 2010, 07:13:11 pm
Granted, you're rich in nutrients and I need them. And I'm really hungry


I wish I owned the house next to the playboy mansion.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Tichin on November 05, 2010, 05:29:45 pm
granted but they have a restaring order on u

i wish i could see my girlfriend tomorow
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: forbidden on November 06, 2010, 09:27:47 am
Granted but you walk in on her with another man.

I wish I was from mars
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Hombre de Murcielago on November 06, 2010, 04:18:32 pm
Granted, but you are killed so government scientist can autopsy you.


I wish I were hungry
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on November 06, 2010, 06:41:07 pm
Granted. You're on Mars. The effects of being on a low oxygen planet with no liquid water or food mean I need little thinking.

I wish I was the second most handsome man alive.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on November 08, 2010, 11:34:26 am
granted, but all womenz were intimidated, and you die lonely

I wish I could find a job
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: forbidden on November 08, 2010, 06:04:04 pm
Granted but once you find one ur fired for sexual harassment.
I wish for supernatural powers
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on November 08, 2010, 06:46:16 pm
Granted, then god kills you.

I wish I was irresistable to the female human.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Ogaden on November 08, 2010, 07:48:28 pm
Granted, they go mental with jealously and kill you and each other
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on November 08, 2010, 09:33:43 pm
Since there is no wish:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Airhammer/Women%20of%20Wrestling/Diva%20Halloween/08-Mickie2.jpg)

I wish I could fuck a hot woman.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: forbidden on November 09, 2010, 08:37:07 pm
Granted. But she gives u a STD.

I wish for 6 million dollars in aid once I have some open slots
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on November 09, 2010, 09:12:49 pm
granted, but you have to give out 600 techz for it

I wish for... I honestly don't know, surprise me :D
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on November 09, 2010, 09:52:30 pm
A random city bus runs you over. In your house. In the country.


I wish I could fuck the girl in the last picture I posted.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on November 10, 2010, 07:53:00 am
Granted, but we all know the only way it was possible is because you raped her.  Which is ironically what will be happening to you for the next 30 years to life.

I wish I could find a .gif even more amazing then the one I have now.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on November 10, 2010, 02:25:09 pm
Not happening. Just not happening.

I wish I could sleep with a porn star nightly. A female pornstar of course.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: ARC Captain on November 10, 2010, 05:08:51 pm
granted, but you collect all of them STDs

I wish I didn't get run over by a bus
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on November 10, 2010, 08:52:59 pm
Granted, you get run over by a 747.

I wish I could marry a supermodel.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Hombre de Murcielago on November 11, 2010, 01:03:32 am
Granted, but once you are married she stops putting out.


I wish I had more beer.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on November 11, 2010, 02:37:17 pm
Granted.
*secretly pissed in your empty beer bottles and recapped them*
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Hombre de Murcielago on November 11, 2010, 07:42:05 pm
 :cactuar:



I wish I played pro sports.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: forbidden on November 11, 2010, 08:08:33 pm
Granted but you are killed by a crazy fan who wants to have plastic surgery to look like you and steal your identity.

I wish for a genie
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on November 11, 2010, 10:01:51 pm
Granted, but your genie is a chick with PMS and she makes every wish miserable for you no matter what you wish for! 

I wish for herpes!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on November 13, 2010, 09:38:21 am
Granted, you get a new incurable strain of Herpes. And it's fast acting and terminal.

I wish I was a sexy genie
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Tichin on November 13, 2010, 09:52:40 am
Granted but your master's a 40 year old slob that lives with his mom

I wish I had the moeny to buy a car
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on November 13, 2010, 01:04:34 pm
Granted but it's such a sweet car that chicks flock to you and you get laid every hour of every day and in 50 years it eventually kills you.

I wish I had a penny and every day my money doubled.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Bluestrike on November 13, 2010, 02:49:10 pm
You have a penny and every day it doubles, however, it is in a trust fund, and it will only be accessible upon you death, with the money to be donated to the Giant Sloth Resurrection Society.

I wish the word Spat meant something other than past-tense spit.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Tichin on November 15, 2010, 06:42:33 am
Granted but u say it in Italy and they slap u for it lol

I wish these two would stop fighting
 :slapfight:
lol
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on November 16, 2010, 02:45:49 pm
Granted, then they just sit there looking gay.

I wish I could be a tremendously hot woman, that was a lesbian lover to other hot women
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: forbidden on November 16, 2010, 05:59:23 pm
Granted but after you refuse to have sex with a horny man he kills you

I wish for world war 3
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on November 16, 2010, 06:27:36 pm
Granted. The USSR and the US declared war during the Cuban Missile Crisis. You stupid asshole.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: forbidden on November 17, 2010, 03:22:23 pm
I wish that stupid dumbasses would think about what they say online before they say something stupid because they don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on November 17, 2010, 10:18:10 pm
 :holyshit:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: king maguga on November 22, 2010, 09:56:42 am
Granted, your eyes explode! :holyshit: :kaboom:



I wish I owned a brand new top of the line tour bus.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on November 23, 2010, 10:43:19 pm
Granted, a drunk truck driver passes out at the wheel, and he's carrying dynamite.

Did I mention you're on a collision course?

No? Well, you're both on a collision course.



I wish I wasn't the guy driving that dynamite truck.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on November 24, 2010, 11:16:50 pm
Granted, ur that guy getting ass riaped monkeys. 

I wish I didn't have the Jimmy legs
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on November 30, 2010, 03:05:44 pm
Granted, you have no limbs, there's a riot going on, your face down in a pothole and its raining.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on November 30, 2010, 07:58:25 pm
Granted, I finally give in to your desires and but my balls in your mouth.

I wish the next post had a picture of a hot chick that I've never seen before
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on November 30, 2010, 09:17:49 pm
(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj43/cattycat_photos/Womninthefire.jpg)

She's in there. Trust me.

I wish I was dead and forgotten.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 02, 2010, 07:53:10 am
Granted, you're dead and forgotten but the world is a much worse place for it.

I wish I could dream what ever I wished.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on December 02, 2010, 07:08:16 pm
(You really hurt me how?)

Granted, you just don't remember the dream.

I wish for the 7 Biblical plagues to strike the US.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on December 05, 2010, 04:01:19 am
Granted, but for the final plague, god screws up and kills you...and then canada.

I wish i could see the world in the eyes of this guy: :rainbowsheep:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 05, 2010, 08:27:02 am
Granted, but taking that much LSD can have serious long term effects on yo brain.  You spend the rest of your life in a nut house.

I wish my underwear could talk.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on December 05, 2010, 01:46:08 pm
Granted, but all he does is bitch about your pants and the fact your balls are dirty


I wish we'd pull out of Iraq already.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Bionic Redhead on December 05, 2010, 01:56:11 pm
Granted, but all the soldiers go straight to Afghanistan.

I wish the Pizza I'd just had was bigger.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on December 05, 2010, 04:10:58 pm
Granted. It grows to 100 times its size in your stomach. Kaboom.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 05, 2010, 11:01:32 pm
Granted, but eventually you tire of my balls rubbing around your chin.

I wish my dog could play Xbox
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on December 06, 2010, 01:35:44 am
Granted, but you discover even He could beat you at Halo.

I wish for ten pesos.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on December 06, 2010, 02:26:38 pm
Granted. That's what... 2 dollars in US money?

I wish for dozens of hot girls.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 06, 2010, 02:54:23 pm
Granted but they're all 12 years old and jailbait. You get sent to prison where I make you my girlfriend. You spend the next 20 years with my sac in your mouth. 

I wish I wasn't so rapey. 
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on December 07, 2010, 09:17:39 pm
I wish I had a fucking idea what that meant.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 07, 2010, 09:59:27 pm
Granted but you learn the hard way. I rape you over and over until you learn the meaning.


I wish Crazyman would do something crazy   
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on December 09, 2010, 02:30:49 pm
Granted. I rip off my human flesh revealing I'm an alien carnivore and devour you.

... I mean... I streak naked through NPO

<.<
>.>



I wish the invasion would happen already.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on December 09, 2010, 09:47:01 pm
Granted, we invade your house, kill you and throw the sickest party in human and  :boobs: and :rainbowsheep: history.

I wish i was immune to pepper spray.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 09, 2010, 09:52:01 pm
Granted, but you're horribly allergic to balls in your mouth, a horrible condition to have considering your line of work is male porn.

I wish I had a bigger e-peen.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on December 11, 2010, 07:29:25 pm
Granted, but your real peen shrinks to nothing


I wish this topic would end cause no one has wishes no more.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 11, 2010, 10:09:05 pm
Granted, this thread will all end on the day that IRON absorbs RIA and your forums are shut down.

I wish you would all vote for Electric Mango as Captain Planet.  Do it and I'll quit raping you all.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Hombre de Murcielago on December 17, 2010, 02:01:40 pm
Granted, but you really miss raping us...


I wish I were impervious to all diseases
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on December 17, 2010, 05:17:18 pm
Granted, you get bit by a snake, which is not a disease, and die.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: rrkilledme on December 18, 2010, 01:44:32 am
Granted, you get bit by a snake, which is not a disease, and die.
you didn't make a wish fool. I'm going to assume that your wish is to have sex with the chicks in your sig. This is granted but of course you forgot the the balloon and now you've got ads.

I wish there was world peace!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 18, 2010, 04:16:09 pm
Granted, the world is now at peace, countries across the planet lay down their weapons and in turn use those resources for bettering the planet for all. The world enjoys unprecedented prosperity and all is well until I rise up w/ my fellow minions and take over this planet of new found sissies.  It's easy to do since I'm the only one with any weapons left.  The world is my slave and your job is to slurp deez nutz for all eternity.

I wish crazyman would quit forgetting to make wishes!  He's pissing me off!!   :facepalm:  :rainbowsheep:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on December 19, 2010, 02:41:21 pm
I wish for a cheese cake.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: sycoforbidden on December 20, 2010, 06:46:36 pm
Granted, but that cheese came from Electric Mango's California Gurls' Balls version

I wish for a death star that ain't my mother or any other relative, that is indestructible and is able to nominate me Captain Planet.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on December 23, 2010, 10:24:53 pm
Granted but your death star is super teeny and is one of the anal beads in crazymans anus. You get nominated for cp but I win in a landslide victory.   I wish for a mouth full of awesome.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on December 24, 2010, 08:51:50 am
I wish for muffins.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on December 29, 2010, 11:48:33 pm
Granted, but they esplode in your mouth.

I wish for $1,000,000.... and a mini-me.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on December 30, 2010, 01:41:36 am
Granted,  I send a million CN dollars.

I wish for my own personal real life tank
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on December 30, 2010, 10:14:42 am
Granted, but the gun was sealed off.

I wish for boobs.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on December 30, 2010, 10:29:25 am
Granted, but their from an old hag who had leprosy.  :boobs:  :smug:

I wish for a mini-me.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Bluestrike on December 30, 2010, 12:04:35 pm
Granted. Your mini-me gives you the mini-clap from your mini-raep.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on December 30, 2010, 01:44:25 pm
Granted. Your mini-me gives you the mini-clap from your mini-raep.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.
Granted, but you don't know what it is.

I wish I wasn't so amazing.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on December 30, 2010, 08:06:23 pm
You were never amazing so...

I wish for a nuke.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Bluestrike on December 31, 2010, 01:24:13 am
You get a nuke dropped on your nation.

I wish I could kill a tiger with my bare hands.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on December 31, 2010, 04:01:52 am
Granted but bunny rabbits can make short work of you.

I wish for a snow cone.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on December 31, 2010, 08:58:31 am
It melted. In Antarctica.

Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on January 01, 2011, 12:53:50 am
Granted, you get to slurp deez nuts for the rest of your life.  The bad news?   I never ever shower. 

I wish for a tongue bath.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 01, 2011, 01:27:16 pm
I wish Mango would stop assuming what people want, and mixing in his disgusting desires.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Bluestrike on January 01, 2011, 03:25:20 pm
Granted, you get to slurp deez nuts for the rest of your life.  The bad news?   I never ever shower. 

I wish for a tongue bath.

Granted. Your grandmother licks you clean.

I wish Penn State didn't suck at football.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on January 01, 2011, 04:11:30 pm
Granted, they start playing better than ever before, only to have their plane crash and their entire team perish on the flight to the Bowl game.

I wish I could give people seizures whenever I want too.

Also LOL Crazyman got skipped :D
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 01, 2011, 09:53:56 pm
Fuck you.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on January 01, 2011, 11:51:25 pm
Fuck you.
Wish granted :troll:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on January 02, 2011, 08:18:34 pm
Fuck you.

granted,  however you fuck me and realize you will never have any better.


I wish crazyman wasn't so gay for me.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 02, 2011, 08:36:07 pm
I never was you egotistical cretin. Therefore I cannot grant that wish as it was never valid.

By the way, have you heard?
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on January 03, 2011, 11:30:36 pm
Granted, I sodomize you repeatedly while your horrified mother watches from the loveseat.

I wish someone could cure my sick and twisted mind. 


Also heard what crazymotha? That the bird is the word?
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on January 04, 2011, 03:38:28 pm
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Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: sycoforbidden on January 15, 2011, 06:48:06 pm
Granted, you get your mouth full of semen.

(http://images.eurotronic-arts.si/resize/15248_LuckCharmDeluxe_main.jpg) I wish for some luck (http://images.eurotronic-arts.si/resize/15248_LuckCharmDeluxe_main.jpg)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 21, 2011, 06:26:15 am
Granted, you get bad luck and then gets AIDs and pregnant...and a timeshare w/ Jenne.

I wish my computer wasnt infected.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Hombre de Murcielago on January 21, 2011, 11:58:53 am
Granted, but it becomes self aware and systematically ruins your life.


I wish I lived in a tropical climate and not frigid chicago
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on January 21, 2011, 01:01:17 pm
Granted, welcome to Malawi.

I wish I had a giant, comical bomb.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 23, 2011, 03:31:55 am
Granted, but its a dud and explodes in your face.

I wish I knew how to play the saxophone.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on January 23, 2011, 02:14:43 pm
Granted, but you have no fingers.

I wish the cake was actually a lie.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: mistamax on January 23, 2011, 06:37:58 pm
granted, but the lie was a lie
I wish this war was over
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on January 23, 2011, 07:47:23 pm
Granted but you've been ZI'd

I wish I had a good warchest
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Viper6525D on January 24, 2011, 12:38:41 am
Granted, but then you get gangbang'd by 5 wonder giant nations.

I wish for my own set of nukes that I could use in this war.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Hombre de Murcielago on January 25, 2011, 12:06:40 pm
Granted but all 25 are blocked by your opponent's SDI.

I wish my SDI worked
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on February 18, 2011, 06:13:48 pm
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTm9VH3qeZpDJqYJ3r4-cXDrY-4hgpcxZvlJMTaBtj2Rs052b-Omg&t=1)
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on February 21, 2011, 02:40:27 pm
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTm9VH3qeZpDJqYJ3r4-cXDrY-4hgpcxZvlJMTaBtj2Rs052b-Omg&t=1)
No.

I wish I could rebuild quickly.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: mistamax on February 21, 2011, 03:48:19 pm
Granted, but some more random shit happens and you take over 9000 nukes.
I wish for a pizza.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on February 21, 2011, 09:37:53 pm
Granted, but it's got WAY to much spinach.

I wish for a turtle.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on February 24, 2011, 07:50:44 am
Granted, but now this kid is over at your house every single God damn day for the rest of your life.
Zombie Kid Likes Turtles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y#)

I wish for side boob.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on February 24, 2011, 12:11:18 pm
That reminds me of Lee, to a tee. Lee died a month ago. That kid won't last.

Granted, but you get Arsenal's side-boob.

I wish for underboob.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on February 26, 2011, 08:22:52 am
WTF?!?!?!?

Granted, but it's the underboob of a north African pigmy goat. 

I wish Snowbound wasn't a child abducter/rapist.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on February 26, 2011, 01:43:09 pm
Granted, but gentlerape isn't considered the same.


I wish I had TIME.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on February 26, 2011, 10:17:08 pm
Granted, but you get sideboob:
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/best-celebrity-sideboob-gallery-29.jpg)..... wait, that no fail..... :facepalm:


I wish for no pron...... :wtf:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on March 04, 2011, 05:57:46 pm
Granted but no pron is not as fun.

I wish for a rim job.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rezin99 on March 04, 2011, 06:06:35 pm
Granted but you hate selling rims............ :troll:


I wish I had the nukes.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: mistamax on March 05, 2011, 06:28:15 pm
Granted, but your airforce accidentally drops them on your own people. Like in the U.S. http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/476163/when_the_air_force_accidentally_dropped.html (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/476163/when_the_air_force_accidentally_dropped.html) Except it actually goes off.

I wish for global warming on planet bob.   
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Cashflow on March 06, 2011, 02:13:34 am
http://rialliance.net/index.php?topic=42836.msg428272#msg428272 (http://rialliance.net/index.php?topic=42836.msg428272#msg428272)
thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis
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Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on March 13, 2011, 05:32:36 pm
Yeah anyway, this global warning shizzle, consider it granted. I must warn you though, you live on an island of fat men who now must take off all their clothes to stay comfortable.

I wish I was the Optimus Prime of the RIA.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on April 25, 2011, 03:16:50 am
Granted, but Optimus Prime doesn't have a penis.

I wish I was Electric Mango.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on May 06, 2011, 10:16:24 am
Granted. But you're just a face and you get run over by a truck.

I wish I was Czom.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on May 10, 2011, 11:39:57 am
Granted but you have to spend the rest of your life acting like you're better than everyone else but go to bed every night and cry yourself to sleep.

I wish I was Kooresheh Kabir
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Mansa Musa III on May 10, 2011, 01:58:32 pm
Granted. But it turns out that Kooresheh Kabir is actually an Armenian woman named Koorhsoethes Kabarian and you must spend the rest of your life in the kitchen, and even worse, in Armenia. Also you have a long yet unstylish mustache which you must curl every day.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on May 10, 2011, 07:27:33 pm
You didn't wish for anything, so you get a dick in your ass :)

I wish I was everybody
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Electric Mango on May 11, 2011, 01:23:15 pm
Maybe that's what he really wanted.

Oh yeah and your wish is granted, you're everyone but most people are idiots and that kind of stupid magnified to that level turns you into a Leo.

I wish I was an Internet tough guy.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on May 11, 2011, 09:22:56 pm
Granted, but you already are one, so nothing happens.

I wish I was a real life tough guy.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on June 04, 2011, 06:31:21 pm
Granted but you have to spend the rest of your life acting like you're better than everyone else but go to bed every night and cry yourself to sleep.

I wish I was Kooresheh Kabir

I already do that.

Anyway, Granted, but you like to wear dresses.


I wish I had self esteem.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on June 05, 2011, 10:32:18 am
Granted, but now everyone ignores you.

I wish I wasn't so good at school.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on June 05, 2011, 11:40:07 am
Granted but you become a politician that everyone hates.

I wish she would run to me.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on June 05, 2011, 10:59:24 pm
Granted, but she trips and falls on you, putting you both in the hospital for 3 months, cause she is fat.

I wish I was fat.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on June 05, 2011, 11:25:13 pm
Granted. You can't get out of bed because of it. Did I mention the house is on fire?

I wish I had a sniper rifle.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on June 10, 2011, 12:15:10 am
Granted, but it's an ACME .50 cal rifle. It backfires and shoots you in the face.

I wish I was a Cadet Sergent already.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Hombre de Murcielago on June 15, 2011, 03:40:04 pm
Granted but you are killed in a freak gasoline fight accident with your CO.


I wish I were crushed to death by a giant cake.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on June 15, 2011, 04:45:18 pm
Granted, it's a fruit cake though, so no one will ever find your body

I wish I could date porn stars
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: biofantic on June 17, 2011, 12:39:08 pm
Granted. But they are male porn stars (sorry for being uncreative)

I wish I was better at school
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Rorick on June 17, 2011, 12:48:56 pm
Granted, but because you become so smart you're labeled like Einstein was in school. (Aka, retarded)

I wish for ________.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on June 17, 2011, 02:03:52 pm
Granted, you are stuffed into a sewer pipe full of shit, trash, and rats. And the rats slowly eat you alive over the course of years, or until the lack of clean water kills you off. Just like you wanted.

I wish CN would have a big ass war that I'd be the hero of at the end.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pterrydactyl on June 17, 2011, 02:27:14 pm
Granted, but instead of CN, it's WWII and your Claus von Stauffenberg.

I wish that they'd bring back The Defenders.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Myrrh on June 19, 2011, 09:38:24 pm
Oh fail SPAM~

So disappointed in you RIA~

Why is this shit still alive~?
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on June 19, 2011, 11:12:11 pm
Because you touch yourself at night.

Granted, the Defenders are back. And they all get killed in a plane crash.

I wish to have a mass orgy with all the girls in my sig.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pterrydactyl on June 19, 2011, 11:58:24 pm
Granted, but they are all secretly traps.


I wish I was 16 again.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Myrrh on June 20, 2011, 12:18:30 am
lol traps~

When did RIA wish for sex~?

You all usually just take it~
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on June 23, 2011, 11:38:20 pm
Granted, your penis is back to small and quick firing, and women think you're a dork so it doesn't matter anyway.

I wish Myrrh would go the fuck away
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Alex987 on June 28, 2011, 07:09:07 pm
Granted, but you have to drive him there.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Pepsi!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on June 28, 2011, 11:26:17 pm
Granted. You have to consume it all at once though. With Pop Rocks

I wish it would all get better
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on June 29, 2011, 02:26:50 am
Denied

I wish it would all get better
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on June 29, 2011, 03:12:10 pm
It's all better now. But every thing has a price.
*kicks you in the nuts*
:kenny:


I wish that for :bigz:
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on June 29, 2011, 10:18:36 pm
Granted, the price is $50 and the left one has a tumor. I'm assuming that is what you were implying with the sentence.

I wish True Blood would end. Like right now, I don't want thirty more minutes of this. Not today.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on June 30, 2011, 12:10:15 am
Granted. You are sent to a place where you are subjected to non-stop Twilight.

I wish Twilight never existed.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Shadow on August 22, 2011, 09:13:23 pm
Granted. After the author scrapped her idea for Twilight and instead created The Sparkly Vampire chronicles, a similar series but with even more sparkles, it quickly became the number 1 franchise of all time seen in all forms of entertainment.

I wish this topic wasn't dead.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on August 22, 2011, 09:38:44 pm
Granted, every member will begin to post here religiously, but before that everyone in the alliance will leave aside from you, and Moth.

I wish Moth.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pterrydactyl on August 22, 2011, 10:17:07 pm
Granted.  Mothra will arrive shortly

I wish for the spam forum to return!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Brian on August 22, 2011, 11:20:14 pm
GRanted. but c-zom is the forum mod.

I wish for pringles, once you pop the fun just dont stop!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pterrydactyl on August 23, 2011, 01:26:32 am
Granted.  But they are all broken glass and Aids Flavor.

I wish that I had a better AC unit in my room.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on August 24, 2011, 06:41:23 pm
Granted, but you have no electricity to power it.

I wish I was on the otherside.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Brian on August 25, 2011, 12:37:50 am
the other side of what? the tracks thats what. you got shot as an innocent by standard to a senseless gang fight.

Ive always wanted to be................ A LUMBERJACK!
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Snowbound Milk on August 25, 2011, 02:52:58 am
You become a lumberjack, and that's oh-kay. You also cross-dress as a side-gig.

I wish for the power to get my girlfriend back immediately.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pterrydactyl on August 25, 2011, 04:24:43 pm
Granted, but once she returns you realize she was secretly a trap.

I wish that my Animal Crossing House was paid off...
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Brian on August 26, 2011, 12:26:58 am
you use the cabbage time travel trick to pay off your house, sadly this makes you realize how you can get infinite amounts of money and the game instantly becomes pointless and makes you hate life.

i want $20
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Crazyman93 on August 26, 2011, 05:17:29 pm
Granted, but inflation is so bad that the smallest bank note accepted is now a $100


I wish the US Government and Media Outlets weren't full of shit.
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Pterrydactyl on August 27, 2011, 12:08:50 am
Granted.  They are instead filled with morons

I wish that steve jobs would just go and die already
Title: Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
Post by: Brian on August 27, 2011, 12:59:45 am
granted, someone even more 'godlike' has filled his place, apple's 'YOU CANT DO STUFF WE DONT WANT YOU TOO WITH OUR SHIT' economic model caught on with the rest of the world. now everyone owns ishit 10's

I wish i were at a party with strippers.