The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[Rorick]

Granted, but it's in ancient Carthaginian.

I wish for a competent wish.

[Jenne]

Granted

Granted,  Entschuldigung! Ich verstehe nicht ....Auber Betrieb

I suck dicks

I with my grill didn't just run out of gas while I was cooking dinner.

edit: Damn it, did it again.

[king maguga]

lol, Granted your grill didn't run out of gas but it exploded and somehow leveled your entire neighborhood!


             I wish I had a box of dynamite!

[Erwin Schrödinger]

Granted, but the police show up soon after you receive it and arrest you for some kind of terrorism before you can do anything fun with it.

I wish the news would actually broadcast something interesting.

[king maguga]

Granted, but the first interesting broadcast you hear is them reporting that the police are looking for you for allegedly selling dynamite to me on the black market.


   I wish I had a bazooka!

[Echorion]

Granted, but you don't know how to use it and end up blowing up your house.

I wish I had a F-22.

[king maguga]

Granted, but you accidentally activate the ejection seat in your drive way and launch yourself two houses down and land in your neighbors pool and drown.

       I wish I  had a medieval catapult 

[Rorick]

Granted, But you're placed under a curse of stupidity, and you keep launching yourself into trees, homes, castles, ect., eventually killing yourself by impaling yourself on a pigeon's beak right between the eyes while in mid flight, destroying your brain and sinus cavity.


I wish I had a medieval trebuchet.  8)

[king maguga]

LOL Granted, but it turns out that your trebuchet is a historical one that had been used in actual medieval
biological warfare to fling diseased - infected corpses at people under siege and you get the plague from it and die!


            I wish I had cannon!

[Rorick]

granted, but it goes off right after you finish loading the cannon ball in, oh and it's grape shot.

I wish there was no such thing as disease.

[Jenne]

grecruit

lol

Granted.  Now people just die randomly.

I wish the world did not stack the deck against me.

[Rorick]

XD the filter turns rape into rape.

Granted, but now the universe stacks the deck against you.

I wish the forum filter was gone.

[king maguga]

Granted, the forum filter is gone, but so are we thanks to several nuclear holocausts you caused.



                                I wish I owned a continent!
             
                             

[Rorick]

Granted, You receive a charter signed by all the countries of the world giving you the right to own the Super continent of Ur. Now all you need is the time machine to go back 3 billion years ago and claim it.

I wish for a sword.

[king maguga]

 lol / Granted, you receive Excalibur the legendary sword of king arthur! ... but your not associated with the rightful sovereignty of Great Britain, so you can't remove the sword from the giant stone it is stuck in and you go mad trying to pull it out.


             I wish I had a mansion! 8)

[Rorick]

Granted, it's Luigi's Mansion, and you have no way of removing the ghosts.

I wish for  .

[Echorion]

Granted.
  You happy now?

I wish I had more music.

[king maguga]

Granted, here you go!....

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuzdTHOE67k" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuzdTHOE67k</a>

                                 

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE9QYkkxyVQ&amp;feature=related" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE9QYkkxyVQ&amp;feature=related</a>

      I wish I had a meteor!

[Dom Zak]

Granted. Look in your pants!

I wish I had some food

[Rorick]

Granted, it's 5000 year old raisins found is some obscure pharaoh's tomb. 

I wish to be impaled upon my own sword.