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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #700 on: May 11, 2010, 08:51:56 pm »
Granted,but as soon as you take off the air force shoots you down for flying in restricted air space!



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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #701 on: May 11, 2010, 09:17:38 pm »
granted however there is no women or beer and the mosquitoes are the size of volkswagens

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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #702 on: May 11, 2010, 09:21:55 pm »
granted, it burns down, like last one

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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #703 on: May 11, 2010, 09:28:21 pm »
Granted.  But now that you are allowed to fly rc planes it is now illegal to own or buy one. (loop holes ftw mwahahahhahaha)

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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #704 on: May 11, 2010, 09:58:18 pm »
granted, but the bottles were accidentally filled with japanese raw sewage! >:(



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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #705 on: May 11, 2010, 10:00:34 pm »
Granted. But the batteries are sold seperatley XD

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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #706 on: May 11, 2010, 10:08:50 pm »
Granted, but you are a bad ninja.

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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #707 on: May 11, 2010, 10:10:09 pm »
Granted.  But its a 1/100th scale model

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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #708 on: May 11, 2010, 10:26:15 pm »
Granted but you accidentally stop time the year before you are born and you never exist!


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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #709 on: May 12, 2010, 03:52:10 am »
Granted, but it burns down.

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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #710 on: May 12, 2010, 06:03:44 am »
Granted but you get bankrupted and go to jail for bank robbery and drug smuggling and for owning all that black money!!! :D (After all,40 billion dollar!! Mann that's.......(I have nothing to say)

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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #711 on: May 12, 2010, 05:45:50 pm »
Granted, you get an air soft gun and a 374 pound 4ft cross eyed buck toothed women :-\



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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #712 on: May 12, 2010, 09:37:33 pm »
Granted. But you get divorced the next day.

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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #713 on: May 13, 2010, 12:02:48 am »
Granted, but something goes wrong and loose the power in a meeting, while imagining that your penis never goes limp.

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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #714 on: May 13, 2010, 05:48:24 am »
Granted.  But you are arressted and put into prison (lots of time there =P)

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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #715 on: May 13, 2010, 07:12:04 am »
             

Wish fail. But you get an old lollipop full of fungus and STD bacteria as the condolence prize.

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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #716 on: May 14, 2010, 11:11:19 am »
Granted, but now you go buggy and get locked in an insane asylum (a random one) for life! :P



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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #717 on: May 14, 2010, 05:46:59 pm »
granted but then one night when your asleep the people in your town take the air siren and put it up to your ear and turn it on.

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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #718 on: May 14, 2010, 10:03:47 pm »
Wish denied. 

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Re: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« Reply #719 on: May 14, 2010, 11:06:19 pm »
Granted, but the internetz just gives you 2 girls 1 cup and rick rollz.

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