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[king maguga]

Granted, ice cream is globally banned!


  I wish I had an ice cream!

[Viper6525D]

(You bastard)

Granted, but since its banned, you suffer 45 to life in the Abyss where your forced to listen to every song made by Disney in the last 5 years.

I wish I had a powerful ice cream bootlegging mafia gang...big money working in the underground.

[king maguga]

Granted, but your right hand man wants to be boss so he gets the rest of the crew to make you some ice cream shoes (a.k.a cement shoes) and they throw you in the north river.



   I wish  I had a million thumb tacks

[Zimbagwe]

Granted. Buts its only a picture of a million thumb tacks.

              I wish i had a blimp

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but then I steal the blimp and automatically crashed it.

I wish for the person who is stalking me would stop stalking me.

[Echorion]

Granted, but someone else starts doing it.

I wish I had more music on my HD. (right now about 500 gb)

[Zimbagwe]

Granted. But now the only way to access it is with a password that only i know will never tell you 

I wish cars ran on air so i don't have to pay for gas.

[king maguga]

Granted, but all the governments of the world harvest all the air and sell it for 2,000 dollars a tank full and you have to wear a deep sea diving helmet just to go outside!



        I wish for world peace!

[Electric Mango]

Granted the world is now at peace, our schools are great, health care, welfare, poverty, and starvation are now a thing of the past.  The world is now a better place and there's nothing left to bitch at.  YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!

I wish the world was back to chaos.

[Echorion]

Granted. But now the only way to access it is with a password that only i know will never tell you  

I wish cars ran on air so i don't have to pay for gas.

Jack the ripper knows though


Granted, but now that everybody is equal no one works anymore, and everybody dies... D: (Why did I have to ruin this wish?)


I wish for a Mercedes.

[Pattara]

granted,


i wish for Tesla roadster

[Echorion]

Granted, but it runs out of battery in the middle of  desert. It then self destructs with you in it.

I wish for no homework (damn I only took AP classes and my stupid teachers, still teach after all of them are done  ).

[king maguga]

Granted, now your school requires you to stay 2 extra hours after school each day to do your homework at school instead of home! 



   I wish you all had pet kangaroo's

[Echorion]

Granted, but it keeps punching you and raping you with its tail.

I wish I had coffee.

[king maguga]

Granted, but it's a 50 pound bag of 100% colombian coffee beans and you are in the middle of a desert without any water!


      I wish I had an excellent adventure to go on!

[Rorick]

Granted, but you die just before you set out.

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I wish for everything!

[king maguga]

Granted, but you have no place to put it!



I wish I was a billionair! 8)

[Rorick]

Granted, you're placed in a small room, where you are slowly crushed by a billion tons of air pressure. (Adding the air in slowly of course)


I wish for a grey hole. (Aka, a hole in space time with no gravity, because it's a combo of a white hole, which pushes everything, including light, away with super strong anti-gravity, and a black hole, look it up. )

[Mia]

You get your wish and are stuck in infinity with no food and slowly die in the grey hole.

I wish for a shoe.

[king maguga]

Granted, here you go!

     

     I wish I had a 500 acre estate!