Author Topic: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation (Read 113307 times)

king pajuga · « **Reply #780 on:** June 06, 2010, 08:18:05 pm »

granted
however your only cliant is biz markie

king maguga · « **Reply #781 on:** June 06, 2010, 08:34:06 pm »

WISH FAIL!

I wish I had an air conditioner!

Zimbagwe · « **Reply #782 on:** June 08, 2010, 02:06:24 pm »

Granted. But you get this air conditioner is a parrallel universe in which it actually heats the air instead of cooling it.

I wish stupid people would all disapear

king maguga · « **Reply #783 on:** June 09, 2010, 10:30:10 am »

Granted, they all disappear but then they reappear at your house and refuse to burritos and they follow you everywhere you go for the rest of your life.

I wish all of your dreams come true!

Pluff · « **Reply #784 on:** June 10, 2010, 04:54:58 pm »

Granted, however one is about everyone getting raped by a donkey.

I wish for a wish.

Viper6525D · « **Reply #785 on:** June 10, 2010, 10:43:42 pm »

Granted, but it gets corrupted.

I wish to not eat this cake.

king maguga · « **Reply #786 on:** June 10, 2010, 11:09:28 pm »

Granted, you eat this entire cake instead!

I wish I was the perfect weight for my body type lol

Electric Mango · « **Reply #787 on:** June 12, 2010, 08:55:03 pm »

Granted, but 40% of that weight is your left testicle.

I wish goat fucking was legal.

Pluff · « **Reply #788 on:** June 12, 2010, 10:15:31 pm »

Granted, but to do so you must first have gay butt secks with 213 bees.

I wish for ant-snow spray.

Electric Mango · « **Reply #789 on:** June 13, 2010, 12:21:23 am »

Granted, but who the hell wants ant snow? You go broke trying to market your ridiculous invention.

I wish everyone that reads plants a tree and reads to a baby, because children are our future. Just kidding, I wish I could make any girl jizz just by staring intently at her vagina.

Viper6525D · « **Reply #790 on:** June 13, 2010, 05:05:51 pm »

Granted, but now every time you try to have secks w/ a girl, she explodes.

I wish I could see the light...b/c its dark in my room.

king maguga · « **Reply #791 on:** June 13, 2010, 05:51:48 pm »

Granted, but when you see the light this appears!

I wish you didn't poop your pants!

king pajuga · « **Reply #792 on:** June 15, 2010, 06:19:06 pm »

granted Viper6525D did not poop his pants he pooped yours

I wish I had 40 gazillion dollars

Electric Mango · « **Reply #793 on:** June 15, 2010, 09:19:39 pm »

Granted, but you can only spend Gazillion dollars in Gazille, and 40 of 'em is only enough for a low end porn mag.

I wish someone would think up a cool super power for me.

Ogaden · « **Reply #794 on:** June 15, 2010, 09:41:53 pm »

Quote from: Electric Mango on June 15, 2010, 09:19:39 pm

Granted, but you can only spend Gazillion dollars in Gazille, and 40 of 'em is only enough for a low end porn mag.

I wish someone would think up a cool super power for me.

Granted, you can smell everything in the world

king maguga · « **Reply #795 on:** June 17, 2010, 10:06:53 am »

wish fail!

I wish that cn would stop generating negative events for my nation!

Electric Mango · « **Reply #796 on:** June 17, 2010, 10:21:56 am »

Granted, you start getting good events but are nuke attacked each and every day by the Ebil NPO.

I wish that I didn't have explosive diarrhea.

TomAceEsq · « **Reply #797 on:** June 17, 2010, 10:38:24 am »

Granted but now you have explosive pissarrhea and have to use the kitchen sink because you can't make it to the toilet.

I wish I could talk out of my asshole.

king maguga · « **Reply #798 on:** June 18, 2010, 11:26:54 am »

Granted, but you have extremely bad breath! And everyone calls you the halitosis kid from now on! and you have to wear a t- shirt that has the word "fetid" printed on it everyday for the rest of your life!

also if you burp it's technically a fart!

I wish I owned a motorcycle dealership! 8)

Becks For Dinner · « **Reply #799 on:** June 19, 2010, 10:48:44 am »

Granted, but it goes out of business within a week and now you owe $1 million to the bank for that failed Motorcycle Dealership Loan that was so promising.

I wish I could change the weather.

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