The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[sycoforbidden]

wish granted, but when we tried to contact him we were sent to a sportshop. http://www.tyr.com/shop/

I wish for non transformed, genuine tits from a fucking hot blondie (who isn't relative to any member of my family) , still attached to her body and without any other parts of her body recruitd / cut / filthy / filled with germs / licked / banged.

[Rorick]

Granted, but she's invisible.

I wish it wasn't so humid in South Carolina.

[.]

Granted, South Carolina is now located in the center of the Gobi Desert.


I wish I didnt have to work every day.

[sycoforbidden]

NSFW: Granted, but if you continued to work every day, you would be rewarded with this:































































i wish for tits

[Zimbagwe]

Granted.  But you go blind and lose your sense of touch.

I wish that i could be invisible 
                                             
                                                 

[Rorick]

Granted, you become invisible to the color spectrum of light.... Then everyone mutates to be able to see infrared as well. Invisibility, useless.


I wish for  .

[sycoforbidden]

granted, but the lightning strikes you and turns you into dust...

Could barely see you dying because i was terrified...

It was a really painful dead...

as i could see blood on the walls of the street.

I wish people went to my post in red light district.

[Zimbagwe]

Granted. but your post dissapears as on as they all go there 

I wish i had a pool filled with Jello.

[The Angry Alien]

Granted, but it attracts hundreds of children who never leave and the constant singing of "J, E, L, L, Ooooo!" Drives you crazy

I want my butter stick!

[Zimbagwe]

Granted, but it explodes in your face.

I wish i had x-ray vision.

[king maguga]

Granted, but it's so powerful all you can see is peoples skeletons.

 


   I wish I had an endless  personal expense account!

[Zimbagwe]

Granted. But you are never able to acess your account, ever. 

I wish cars didn't require gas to run.

[The Angry Alien]

Thay now require blood.

Your blood.

Want my chocolate balls!

[Zimbagwe]

Granted. But the chocolate balls are really buffalo testicles coated in chocolate. Enjoy!

I wish for the next persons wish to be un-corrupted. 

[king maguga]

Granted, but then they review the rules and find it is clearly stated that it is the corrupt a wish foundation
so the wish must be corrupted but because of the oversight the next persons wish wich is me will be granted then it's back to endless corruption...yay me!


I wish for a billion dollars to do what ever I want with!

[The Angry Alien]

Alright. Here you go. One Billion Dollars.







One Billion Monopoly Dollars. So whatever you want with them.



I want my meat stIck!

[Zimbagwe]

Granted, but as you attain your meat stick it falls into a randomly placed inter-dimensional portal which distorts into and object beyond our comprehension.

I wish for a treadmill that did the running for me.  

[error]

Granted, but as you attain your meat stick it falls into a randomly placed inter-dimensional portal which distorts into and object beyond our comprehension.

I wish for a treadmill that did the running for me.  

Granted but it runs atop you.

I wish forum games were fun.

[Zimbagwe]

Ganted, but all the game threads are deleted.

I wish i had robo mech suit.

[The Angry Alien]

Granted but it eats you.

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I want my fudge bar!