Author Topic: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation (Read 113242 times)

king maguga · « **Reply #1140 on:** September 12, 2010, 05:52:13 pm »

Granted, but you go mad when you realize what it is.

I wish to be independently weathly!

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1141 on:** September 12, 2010, 06:25:03 pm »

Granted, but then the UN decides to tax the hell out of you for no clear reason and you end up living in a box across the street from my house.

I wish I had a fully working BB gun

Electric Mango · « **Reply #1142 on:** September 13, 2010, 08:42:46 pm »

Granted, but you shoot your eye out kid.

I wish I could have my cake and eat it too.

Zimbagwe · « **Reply #1143 on:** September 13, 2010, 09:08:19 pm »

Granted. But the cake is a lie.

I wish i could dance like this little guy.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1144 on:** September 14, 2010, 04:17:24 pm »

Granted but you can only do it in a gay night club.

I wish to be involved in a massive lesbian orgy

king maguga · « **Reply #1145 on:** September 14, 2010, 05:15:20 pm »

Granted, but you have to sleep with this woman first!

I wish you luck!

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1146 on:** September 14, 2010, 05:41:12 pm »

I wish that woman would disappear and not ruin the orgy

king maguga · « **Reply #1147 on:** September 16, 2010, 09:11:40 pm »

granted, she disappears and rosie o'donnell takes her place.

I wish I owned my own town!

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1148 on:** September 17, 2010, 02:39:21 pm »

Granted, it's Pripyat and Chernobyl

king maguga · « **Reply #1149 on:** September 18, 2010, 11:32:47 am »

wish fail!?!

I wish that clothes and shoes are free!

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1150 on:** September 18, 2010, 02:18:00 pm »

Granted, the government institutes a clothing tax on anyone who wears clothing and no one can afford it.

I wish I was on the moon.

Zimbagwe · « **Reply #1151 on:** September 19, 2010, 10:57:30 am »

Granted. But the man on the moon anal rapes you.

I wish I had 5 dollars.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1152 on:** September 19, 2010, 02:52:04 pm »

Granted, you have five dollars in Confederate Money

I wish the South would rise again.

king maguga · « **Reply #1153 on:** September 20, 2010, 08:45:17 pm »

Granted, it does but the good old boy network thinks your a damn yankee spy and lynches you!

I wish I could hover places!

warchimp911 · « **Reply #1154 on:** September 21, 2010, 01:58:00 pm »

Quote from: king maguga on September 20, 2010, 08:45:17 pm

I wish I could hover places!

Granted, you hover 5 miles above everything unwillingly and suffocate.

I wish I was miserable!

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1155 on:** September 21, 2010, 03:28:59 pm »

Granted, you've been in a car accident, can move or communicate with anyone, have fluids and drugs pumped into you in a hospital, and all that's on the TV is Oprah.

I wish Oprah would die.

warchimp911 · « **Reply #1156 on:** September 21, 2010, 03:32:47 pm »

Quote from: Crazyman93 on September 21, 2010, 03:28:59 pm

I wish Oprah would die.

You strike her down, but then she becomes more powerful than you can possibly imagine, and haunts you in spirit for the rest of your life. Like obi-wan.

king maguga · « **Reply #1157 on:** September 22, 2010, 09:13:45 pm »

wish?

I wish I had a photograghic memory!

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1158 on:** September 22, 2010, 09:55:49 pm »

Granted, you are then tricked into watching bestiality, view tubgirl, and a variety of other disturbing images. And you can never unsee them, and they haunt your dreams.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Viper6525D · « **Reply #1159 on:** September 24, 2010, 06:33:47 pm »

(Dont we all?)
Granted, but your a sea kitten in a sushi bar...mmmmmm.

I wish I was more active like I used to be.

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