Author Topic: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation (Read 113323 times)

Becks For Dinner · « **Reply #1260 on:** October 23, 2010, 12:11:56 pm »

Granted, except they all get sick and die before making it.

I wish I wish I had a fish.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1261 on:** October 23, 2010, 04:50:20 pm »

I granted, it kicks you in the balls forever
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I wish Leo would turn into a woman.

ARC Captain · « **Reply #1262 on:** October 24, 2010, 11:53:52 am »

granted, but he is 90, has no hair, and when you tongue her, the teeth leave the party. belatedly, you decide it might not have been a wise decision.

I wish for more time

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1263 on:** October 24, 2010, 01:18:26 pm »

Never said I was gonna fuck him afterwards.

Granted, time stops, you have all the time in the world, just no progress can be made.

I wish I was a 5 star chef

Hombre de Murcielago · « **Reply #1264 on:** October 24, 2010, 05:38:28 pm »

Granted, your new gardener is a 5 star chef, but he refuses to cook for you.

I wish could eat another delicious manatee

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1265 on:** October 24, 2010, 05:41:08 pm »

How does that make sense. I wished I was a five star chef, you didn't even grant the wish right.

And fine, you're about to and a shark eats it.

I wish I could kick your ass.

Viper6525D · « **Reply #1266 on:** October 25, 2010, 03:15:05 am »

Granted, but then he farts and the gas is so bad you choke on it.

I wish I knew where the plot went.

Romaneseuntdomus · « **Reply #1267 on:** October 25, 2010, 11:40:18 am »

Granted, but it's the plot of Gigli.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good; I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat, with a bat - and a '64 Impala.

Hombre de Murcielago · « **Reply #1268 on:** October 25, 2010, 12:04:40 pm »

Quote from: Crazyman93 on October 24, 2010, 05:41:08 pm

How does that make sense. I wished I was a five star chef, you didn't even grant the wish right.

Sorry, I thought you wished you had a 5 star chef. In that case granted, but a jealous rival chef kills you and serves you for dinner.

Quote from: Romaneseuntdomus on October 25, 2010, 11:40:18 am

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good; I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat, with a bat - and a '64 Impala.

Granted, but your girl puts on the hat without removing the rabbit while driving the 64' Impala, she swerves off the road in a panic and pins you to a tree killing herself and the rabbit and crushing the hat. Your legs are amputated. Also you lose the bat.

I wish I were part of an all accordion orchestra

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1269 on:** October 25, 2010, 07:08:57 pm »

Granted, then some really annoyed people bomb it with a fucking MiG

I wish I had a MiG

ARC Captain · « **Reply #1270 on:** October 25, 2010, 07:56:56 pm »

granted, but when you fly it, it gets shot down

I wish I had a life

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1271 on:** October 25, 2010, 08:45:32 pm »

Granted, you hang out at Gay bars and pick up Trannies.

I wish I could imitate a movie scene involving a huge explosion perfectly.

ARC Captain · « **Reply #1272 on:** October 26, 2010, 03:05:17 pm »

granted, but you look at the explosion, and are no longer cool (/lonely island reference)

I wish I could find "the one"

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1273 on:** October 26, 2010, 03:12:10 pm »

Granted, you find the one twinkie over 20 years old. And have to eat it.

I wish I could could visit a twinkie factory.

king maguga · « **Reply #1274 on:** October 26, 2010, 08:45:42 pm »

Granted, It's The RIA recruitment center located down town @ 5150 lunatic lane planet mars.

I wish I owned a concert hall.

Hombre de Murcielago · « **Reply #1275 on:** October 26, 2010, 10:44:59 pm »

Granted, but it burns down with you trapped inside.

I wish I could turn invisible.

ಠ_ಠ King Death II ಠ_ಠ · « **Reply #1276 on:** October 26, 2010, 10:59:15 pm »

Granted but you instantly die

I wish I never stopped being awesome

ARC Captain · « **Reply #1277 on:** October 27, 2010, 12:01:03 pm »

granted, but the

kills you

I wish I had a fancy ribbon or medal from RIA

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1278 on:** October 27, 2010, 04:06:34 pm »

Granted, but they give it to me since I'm owed.

I wish I was more important.

Hombre de Murcielago · « **Reply #1279 on:** October 27, 2010, 04:48:44 pm »

Granted, you are #1 on the FBI's most wanted list, with orders to shoot on sight.

I wish I were a black hole, slowly consuming the galaxy.

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