The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[Bionic Redhead]

Granted, but all the soldiers go straight to Afghanistan.

I wish the Pizza I'd just had was bigger.

[Crazyman93]

Granted. It grows to 100 times its size in your stomach. Kaboom.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but eventually you tire of my balls rubbing around your chin.

I wish my dog could play Xbox

[Snowbound Milk]

Granted, but you discover even He could beat you at Halo.

I wish for ten pesos.

[Crazyman93]

Granted. That's what... 2 dollars in US money?

I wish for dozens of hot girls.

[Electric Mango]

Granted but they're all 12 years old and jailbait. You get sent to prison where I make you my girlfriend. You spend the next 20 years with my sac in your mouth. 

I wish I wasn't so rapey. 

[Crazyman93]

I wish I had a fucking idea what that meant.

[Electric Mango]

Granted but you learn the hard way. I rape you over and over until you learn the meaning.


I wish Crazyman would do something crazy   

[Crazyman93]

Granted. I rip off my human flesh revealing I'm an alien carnivore and devour you.

... I mean... I streak naked through NPO

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I wish the invasion would happen already.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, we invade your house, kill you and throw the sickest party in human and  and history.

I wish i was immune to pepper spray.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but you're horribly allergic to balls in your mouth, a horrible condition to have considering your line of work is male porn.

I wish I had a bigger e-peen.

[Crazyman93]

Granted, but your real peen shrinks to nothing


I wish this topic would end cause no one has wishes no more.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, this thread will all end on the day that IRON absorbs RIA and your forums are shut down.

I wish you would all vote for Electric Mango as Captain Planet.  Do it and I'll quit raping you all.

[Hombre de Murcielago]

Granted, but you really miss raping us...


I wish I were impervious to all diseases

[Crazyman93]

Granted, you get bit by a snake, which is not a disease, and die.

[rrkilledme]

Granted, you get bit by a snake, which is not a disease, and die.

you didn't make a wish fool. I'm going to assume that your wish is to have sex with the chicks in your sig. This is granted but of course you forgot the the balloon and now you've got ads.

I wish there was world peace!

[Electric Mango]

Granted, the world is now at peace, countries across the planet lay down their weapons and in turn use those resources for bettering the planet for all. The world enjoys unprecedented prosperity and all is well until I rise up w/ my fellow minions and take over this planet of new found sissies.  It's easy to do since I'm the only one with any weapons left.  The world is my slave and your job is to slurp deez nutz for all eternity.

I wish crazyman would quit forgetting to make wishes!  He's pissing me off!!    

[Crazyman93]

I wish for a cheese cake.

[sycoforbidden]

Granted, but that cheese came from Electric Mango's California Gurls' Balls version

I wish for a death star that ain't my mother or any other relative, that is indestructible and is able to nominate me Captain Planet.

[Electric Mango]

Granted but your death star is super teeny and is one of the anal beads in crazymans anus. You get nominated for cp but I win in a landslide victory.   I wish for a mouth full of awesome.