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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Agent Lemon on January 15, 2012, 07:01:07 pm

Title: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Agent Lemon on January 15, 2012, 07:01:07 pm: :iiam:
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: undiscoveredbum on January 15, 2012, 07:14:03 pm: Because we didn't evolve from monkeys
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Agent Lemon on January 15, 2012, 07:18:23 pm: Exactly.
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Biff Webster on January 15, 2012, 07:22:58 pm: Because both humans and monkeys evolved from promelons.
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Pterrydactyl on January 15, 2012, 07:31:48 pm: Because :science:
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 15, 2012, 10:03:40 pm: If Dinosaurs really are extinct, than how come there are so many alligators

not that this is a bad thing, dinosaurs can fuck off
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Biff Webster on January 15, 2012, 10:06:57 pm: Dinosaurs are for girls.
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 16, 2012, 12:36:48 am: Quote from: Biff Webster on January 15, 2012, 10:06:57 pm
Dinosaurs are for girls.
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Cashflow on January 16, 2012, 12:46:38 am: Quote from: Biff Webster on January 15, 2012, 10:06:57 pm
Dinosaurs are for girls.
Quote from: Abe Simpson on January 16, 2012, 12:36:48 am
Quote from: Biff Webster on January 15, 2012, 10:06:57 pm
Dinosaurs are for girls.

I'd sure like to be a Dinosaurs than
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Leo on January 16, 2012, 02:07:32 am: Because monkeys are more adapted to live in certain environments.

Boom, roasted.
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Alfred von Tirpitz on January 16, 2012, 03:13:08 am: Monkey Tribe 1: Hey let us try that evolution thing, ya know, making tools and fire and walking upright..
Monkey Tribe 2: Nah.. not interested
Monkey Tribe 1: Dudes.. beer! evolution = beer!
Monkey Tribe 2: hmm... maybe...
Monkey Tribe 1: Dudes... pedicures and breast augmentation for females, shaved pits...
Monkey Tribe 2: Rule based sex? Jumping through Hoops? Monogamy? Give away half my trees when i want to bone another? No thanks!!!

Some made the wiser choice, as you can very well see.
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Buck Turgidson on January 16, 2012, 04:20:43 am: Monkeys are as evolved as humans.

Dinosaurs are birds.

Lemon Haze is a derivative of Super Skunk.
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Ogaden on January 16, 2012, 05:02:45 am: Counter argument: Monkeys evolved from humans who joined MK
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Cashflow on January 16, 2012, 05:02:56 am: Don't you know. the evolution theory keeps changing on a whim, first we were monkeys, now we share a common ancestor with sea kitten an apes, African gorillas in particual . And this all took place billions of years ago, with no evidence left over. It's all just sucked down on pure faith in Roman Catholic endorsed secular :science:

Is this a new species a "longed necked" basking shark?
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSvjVKRf4RrLNqi2hjmANrtY90wpIFjZjTWKoyU3V_e5EbqiEi-iw&t=1)

If evolution is your religion of choice beware of this site
http://healinghearts.5u.com/dino/evolutio.htm
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Buck Turgidson on January 16, 2012, 06:26:44 am: Bullshit. Dinosaurs were not extinct 4 billion years ago, only 65 million.

The first picture could be a log.

The next 2 picures are of a grey whale, turned upside down.

The picture of Champ is a log.

The rotting carcass on the beach could be anything, including a sea lion.

The 2 hanging photos could be a whale, upside down - that's not a neck, it's a tail.

...etc

Why do creationists think that they don't have to prove anything, and yet only try to undermine science with piss-poor, half thought counter-arguments. This is like debating freedom of speech with a fucking llama.
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: morrison on January 16, 2012, 08:02:34 am: because they didnt evolve from but rather have a common ancestor and evolved on seperately. *feeds the troll*
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Alfred von Tirpitz on January 16, 2012, 11:00:06 am: If there were a way to manage inter-species heart transplants, like a chimp's heart into an old Cardinal's chest, the creationists would love evolution. You would have an eleventh commandment... or something that says "go forth and evolve"
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 16, 2012, 12:58:04 pm: Quote from: Alfred von Tirpitz on January 16, 2012, 11:00:06 am
If there were a way to manage inter-species heart transplants, like a chimp's heart into an old Cardinal's chest, the creationists would love evolution. You would have an eleventh commandment... or something that says "go forth and evolve"

Actually, the Catholic Church does accept Evolution
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Cashflow on January 16, 2012, 02:08:55 pm: Didn't realize that tails had eyes.

Could be anything except, a Dinosaur.

Evolutionists confuse theories with science, and raise more questions than their religion can answer. A monkey flinging feces is hardly a debate.

common ancestor? you mean Lucy lol
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Buck Turgidson on January 16, 2012, 03:13:20 pm: Did you vote to round Pi to 3?
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Pterrydactyl on January 16, 2012, 04:04:59 pm: Quote from: Cashflow on January 16, 2012, 05:02:56 am
Don't you know. the evolution theory keeps changing on a whim, first we were monkeys, now we share a common ancestor with sea kitten an apes, African gorillas in particual . And this all took place billions of years ago, with no evidence left over. It's all just sucked down on pure faith in Roman Catholic endorsed secular :science:

Is this a new species a "longed necked" basking shark?
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSvjVKRf4RrLNqi2hjmANrtY90wpIFjZjTWKoyU3V_e5EbqiEi-iw&t=1)

If evolution is your religion of choice beware of this site
http://healinghearts.5u.com/dino/evolutio.htm

I'm not sure whats funnier, your post, or the fact that I before clicking it, I figured the website had to be run by someone from texas.
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Cashflow on January 16, 2012, 05:18:39 pm: Quote from: GrilledSlug on January 16, 2012, 03:13:20 pm
Did you vote to round Pi to 3?

http://home.teleport.com/~salad/4god/pi.htm (http://home.teleport.com/~salad/4god/pi.htm)
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Alfred von Tirpitz on January 16, 2012, 10:33:08 pm: Quote from: Abe Simpson on January 16, 2012, 12:58:04 pm
Quote from: Alfred von Tirpitz on January 16, 2012, 11:00:06 am
If there were a way to manage inter-species heart transplants, like a chimp's heart into an old Cardinal's chest, the creationists would love evolution. You would have an eleventh commandment... or something that says "go forth and evolve"

Actually, the Catholic Church does accept Evolution
damn you.

now i need to workout who to pick on.
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Buck Turgidson on January 17, 2012, 02:52:26 am: Quote from: Pterrydactyl on January 16, 2012, 04:04:59 pm
I'm not sure whats funnier, your post, or the fact that I before clicking it, I figured the website had to be run by someone from texas.

Hahaha lmao. Texans are funny.
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: Arsenal 10 on January 17, 2012, 03:38:32 am: Agent Lemon be trolling. Don't feed him. He only gets stronger.
Title: Re: if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist
Post by: C-zom on January 17, 2012, 02:10:36 pm: Fucktards who believe this kind of thing might as well be monkeys to begin with.