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Random lnsanity / In My Pants
« on: November 02, 2009, 01:26:11 pm »
Mortal Kombat in my pants.

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Random lnsanity / Post here for a rating
« on: November 02, 2009, 01:19:54 pm »
Aaron J =^w^=   -5,001   =^w^=

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Random lnsanity / In My Pants
« on: October 26, 2009, 01:34:46 pm »
Welcome to the Jungle in my pants
Thanks for the Memories in my pants
Invaders Must Die in my pants
Unaffected in my pants
oxs on Parade in my pants
Sweet Victory in my pants
Put Your Hands Up in my pants
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger in my pants
Date recruit in my pants
Stick Shifts and Safety Belts in my pants
Lets Get It Started in my pants
We Want A Rock in my pants
Break & Enter in my pants
The Heat in my pants
Full Throttle in my pants
Steady As She Goes in my pants
Satisfaction in my pants
Bring The Noise in my pants
Sandstorm in my pants
All The Small Things in my pants
We Want Your Soul in my pants
The Chicken Dance in my pants

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Random lnsanity / Cool Browser Game
« on: September 11, 2009, 12:49:05 pm »
never heard of it...  i think i'll try it once i get home!

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Random lnsanity / Greatest Website EVER
« on: September 09, 2009, 10:50:15 pm »
You: grape
Stranger: HEY 55 YEAR OLD MAN LOOKING FOR A HORNY TEEN GIRL
You: umm.. that's dirty.
You: stupid old man.
Stranger: err
You: ur a noob
You: i pwn noobs
Stranger: and you are?
You: i eat them for breakfast.
You: i'm God.
You: as of now
You: ...
Stranger: hmmm
You: strange, huh?
Stranger: are you a horny teen?
You: no, i'm God. did you miss that?
Stranger: then bye
You: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Random lnsanity / Greatest Website EVER
« on: September 09, 2009, 10:47:48 pm »
You: HEYO!
Stranger: hi
You: are you mocking me?
Stranger: no
You: i do believe i caught a mocking tone.
Stranger: well then you believe it nerd
You: DONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF PIXELS!!!!!!
Stranger: u talk funny
You: i know.You: ^_^
You: i iz noob
Stranger: ur weird too
You: stop picking on me!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Random lnsanity / Greatest Website EVER
« on: September 08, 2009, 04:59:53 pm »
http://omegle.com/


Apparently it sets you up so you may talk to strangers. Here is an example:


Quote
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hello

You: what's up

Stranger: nothing you?

You: I AM NEW TO THIS THING IT SEEMS COOL

Stranger: so am i

Stranger: people cyber alot on here

You: my pants are off right now

Stranger: are mine

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: so are mine*

You: I'm a giant fucking gila monster from the swamps of Iceland

Stranger: ..?

You: My lizard tongue flicks out at you in order to try to smell you better

You: My eyes dart casually from side to side

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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in soviet russia, that sounds dirty.  say it again!

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