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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Agent Lemon on August 29, 2009, 06:38:27 pm

Title: You shouldn't play with yourself like that.
Post by: Agent Lemon on August 29, 2009, 06:38:27 pm: I tried to send aid to my own nation and this came up:

http://www.cybernations.net/aid_form.asp?Nation_ID=XXXXXX (http://www.cybernations.net/aid_form.asp?Nation_ID=XXXXXX)

Just put your nation ID at the end and you'll see it.
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Post by: Skulryk on August 29, 2009, 07:00:04 pm
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Post by: Ganon5 on August 29, 2009, 07:29:35 pm: Haha I didn't know that!
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Post by: BongoShan on August 29, 2009, 07:55:40 pm
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Post by: Untelligent on August 29, 2009, 08:22:32 pm: Nice find.

EDIT: I tried this with a few other things. You get the same message for trying to trade with yourself, but trying to declare war on yourself results in "Please do not attempt to cheat."
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Post by: Thunder Strike on August 29, 2009, 08:51:46 pm: *plays with himself*
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Post by: Myrrh on August 29, 2009, 09:22:38 pm: Quote from: Thunder Strike
*plays with himself*

You dirty dirty boy...here's a tissue. ^^
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Post by: Thunder Strike on August 29, 2009, 10:03:06 pm: One tissue is never enough.
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Post by: Myrrh on August 29, 2009, 10:12:25 pm: Damn, so...enegertic.

Here's a whole box.
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Post by: Thunder Strike on August 29, 2009, 10:15:20 pm: I need a new box ....
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Post by: Myrrh on August 29, 2009, 10:27:02 pm: ...umm...stop playing with yourself and go fuck something?
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Post by: Leo on August 29, 2009, 10:33:05 pm: *jumps on Myrrh*

Friend?
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Post by: Thunder Strike on August 29, 2009, 10:39:40 pm: Quote from: Myrrh
...umm...stop playing with yourself and go fuck something?

That's called rape.
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Post by: Myrrh on August 29, 2009, 10:42:42 pm: recruit? I think that's more like pulling an EAR.

Eat And Run.
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Post by: Thunder Strike on August 29, 2009, 10:44:12 pm: Except I'm usually to exhausted to run afterwards.
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Post by: Myrrh on August 29, 2009, 10:44:47 pm: Quote from: Leo
*jumps on Myrrh*

Friend?

*swiftly evades and trips Leo*

*offers hand to help Leo up*

Sure, Friends. ^^
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Post by: Leo on August 29, 2009, 10:47:03 pm: *puts dick in your hand*

Ok.
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Post by: Myrrh on August 29, 2009, 10:48:49 pm: Quote from: Leo
*puts dick in your hand*

Ok.

*Squeezes dick*

You tease.
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Post by: Thunder Strike on August 29, 2009, 10:49:39 pm: She needs something a little more substantial to hold onto if you are to be pulled up.
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Post by: Leo on August 29, 2009, 11:13:35 pm: If she keeps squeezing, she'll get me up, no problem.
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Post by: Myrrh on August 29, 2009, 11:26:08 pm: ...Squeezing might not doing any harm, but using it too pull you up, I think it just might tear off....

*YANK*
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Post by: Thunder Strike on August 30, 2009, 12:24:43 am: I think you got Leo too excited, looks like he left to beat off for a few hours.
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Post by: Myrrh on August 30, 2009, 12:30:19 am: Poor Leo... I might have over did it.

Oh well, might as well send him a box of tissues too. ^^
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Post by: Thunder Strike on August 30, 2009, 12:32:06 am: He doesn't use tissues, he just likes making a big mess.
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Post by: Myrrh on August 30, 2009, 12:36:54 am: ...umm...alright then.

Have "fun" Leo!
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Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 30, 2009, 08:42:29 am: I approve of thi topic. Key are on my keyboard are rebelling againt me....
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Post by: Shadow Smudger on August 30, 2009, 10:34:49 am: ......XD. I joined the right alliance methinks
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 30, 2009, 12:52:25 pm: myrrh is going to be a lot more tonicular here than she wants to be
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Post by: Leo on August 30, 2009, 01:27:07 pm: I did have 'fun,' actually.

Also, you are my temporary Loren until she returns.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 30, 2009, 02:29:54 pm: -gets in myrrh's pocket- FIRST
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Post by: Leo on August 30, 2009, 02:46:59 pm: *gets in pocket with llama*

SLUMBER PARTY!!!
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Post by: crazyisraelie on August 30, 2009, 03:36:12 pm: O.o
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Post by: Leo on August 30, 2009, 04:27:08 pm: Join us, CI!
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Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 30, 2009, 05:56:11 pm: FUCK YEAH! I'M JUMPING IN THE POCKET TOO!
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Post by: Untelligent on August 30, 2009, 07:27:37 pm: Go ahead, crazyisraeli, Myrrh is statistically more likely to be a guy pretending to be a girl (or a guy everyone happens to think is a girl) than an actual girl.
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Post by: Thunder Strike on August 30, 2009, 07:36:50 pm: Quote from: Leo
I did have 'fun,' actually.

Also, you are my temporary Loren until she returns.

She did return not too long ago.
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Post by: Myrrh on August 30, 2009, 08:44:32 pm: What does tonicular mean?

And by the way, my skirt doesn't have pockets...

..so whose pockets exactly did you guy jump in to?
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Post by: Myrrh on August 30, 2009, 08:48:52 pm: Quote from: Untelligent
Go ahead, crazyisraeli, Myrrh is statistically more likely to be a guy pretending to be a girl (or a guy everyone happens to think is a girl) than an actual girl.

Keep your "statistics" to yourself. Basing shit on statistics alone will aways bit you in the ass later cause it doesn't take into account "random". And this is the most randomly insane place there is.

Maybe I should post a picture of myself in the Post-a-Picture-Of-Yourself Thread. =P
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Post by: Leo on August 30, 2009, 09:25:59 pm: Quote from: Thunder Strike
Quote from: Leo
I did have 'fun,' actually.

Also, you are my temporary Loren until she returns.

She did return not too long ago.
Wha!? Where is she, then?

And yes, we would love a pic of you, Myrrh. Also...a skirt, you say? This is gonna be fun!
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Post by: Thunder Strike on August 30, 2009, 10:35:31 pm: She applied with a new nation but hasn't really been posting.

And pics please.
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Post by: Leo on August 30, 2009, 10:39:26 pm: Well, until she starts posting, I've gotta stay in shape.
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Post by: Myrrh on August 31, 2009, 04:24:21 am: Leo, you have someone already? Shouldn't have yanked it like that then.

I guess I shouldn't tease you anymore. XP
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 31, 2009, 05:16:45 am: loren isn't the jealous type.

tonicular = popular (pop & cola are filtered to tonic unless you break the word up with html code)

if you're wearing a skirt I must have just tucked into the top.
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Post by: Myrrh on August 31, 2009, 06:22:36 am: But I don't like whoring guys.
So I guess I won't tease him for a while until he starts looking mostly only my way.

And NO you aren't getting into my skirt like that. Keep it up and I'll cement you asshole shut and make two new ones on your head.

*loads magazines into both nines*

^^
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 31, 2009, 06:34:58 am: it was purely platonic o.o since you had no pockets.
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Post by: Myrrh on August 31, 2009, 07:27:16 am: Quote from: llamavore
it was purely platonic o.o since you had no pockets.

I'm just a bit insane like that.

*puts barrel of a nine to llama's chest and draws circles*

Heh heh.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 31, 2009, 08:12:08 am: she's touching me! -gets a chubs-
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Post by: Myrrh on August 31, 2009, 08:19:08 am: Umm...technically it's the nine that touching you...

He's not hearin' me. ^^'
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Post by: Leo on August 31, 2009, 03:44:32 pm: If by me having someone, you mean I already have a restraining order filed against me, then yes, I have many someones.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 31, 2009, 04:28:12 pm: Quote from: Myrrh
Umm...technically it's the nine that touching you...

He's not hearin' me. ^^'
so kinky

ok, I guess this counts as first base?
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Post by: IronSoldier820 on August 31, 2009, 05:50:54 pm: Quote from: Leo
I did have 'fun,' actually.

Also, you are my temporary Loren until she returns.
Gasp. I'm telling Loren that she's been replaced.
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Post by: Leo on August 31, 2009, 05:56:52 pm: Maybe that'll bring her back.
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Post by: IronSoldier820 on August 31, 2009, 06:12:36 pm: Quote from: Leo
Maybe that'll bring her back.
She actually came back, but her computer exploded.

Edit: I suppose saying her computer exploded is a bit ambiguous. Basically, her computer is really old and she has only an old, integrated graphics card. While this works for, say, a forum, it does not work for anything that is more graphically intensive than a YouTube video. A few weeks ago, she ran into something that caused her computer such a headache that the power supply died. Her computer has been getting repaired since then and she should be back by within a week.
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Post by: Myrrh on August 31, 2009, 09:23:47 pm: Quote from: Leo
If by me having someone, you mean I already have a restraining order filed against me, then yes, I have many someones.

Restraining orders don't mean shit. You'll still manage to fuck whoever is restraining you. XP
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Post by: Myrrh on August 31, 2009, 09:24:46 pm: Quote from: llamavore
Quote from: Myrrh
Umm...technically it's the nine that touching you...

He's not hearin' me. ^^'
so kinky

ok, I guess this counts as first base?

Wishful thinking.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 01, 2009, 02:52:19 am: Quote from: Myrrh
Quote from: llamavore
Quote from: Myrrh
Umm...technically it's the nine that touching you...

He's not hearin' me. ^^'
so kinky

ok, I guess this counts as first base?

Wishful thinking.
so's your face
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Post by: Myrrh on September 01, 2009, 03:00:31 am: Quote from: llamavore
Quote from: Myrrh
Quote from: llamavore
Quote from: Myrrh
Umm...technically it's the nine that touching you...

He's not hearin' me. ^^'
so kinky

ok, I guess this counts as first base?

Wishful thinking.
so's your face

mmm, so you want some? Let's see if you got the balls to take it to second.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 01, 2009, 05:33:47 am: Quote from: Myrrh
Quote from: llamavore
Quote from: Myrrh
Quote from: llamavore
Quote from: Myrrh
Umm...technically it's the nine that touching you...

He's not hearin' me. ^^'
so kinky

ok, I guess this counts as first base?

Wishful thinking.
so's your face

mmm, so you want some? Let's see if you got the balls to take it to second.
>.> I didn't realize second base required use of my balls.

LETS DOO EET
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Post by: Thunder Strike on September 01, 2009, 06:20:46 am: Well I don't have any baseballs so yours will have to do.
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Post by: Myrrh on September 01, 2009, 07:36:06 am: Quote from: Thunder Strike
Well I don't have any baseballs so yours will have to do.

Aww...too bad llama. Thunderstrike went and stole your balls.

Maybe some other time. =P
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 01, 2009, 01:07:58 pm: Quote from: Myrrh
Aww...too bad llama. Thunderstrike went and stole your balls.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGODWHY
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Post by: Thunder Strike on September 01, 2009, 09:34:10 pm: I'm god?
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Post by: Myrrh on September 02, 2009, 01:43:28 am: Maybe?

But I'm stronger than god. XP
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Post by: Thunder Strike on September 02, 2009, 08:30:16 pm: Well we'll just have to see about that.

Arm wrestle?

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2102/2352169563_dd9ba0dfbb.jpg?v=0)
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Post by: Skulryk on September 02, 2009, 08:44:42 pm: Ew. Scrubs. I disapprove. D:
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Post by: Thunder Strike on September 02, 2009, 08:51:56 pm: Scrubs is awesome.
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Post by: Skulryk on September 02, 2009, 08:59:31 pm: Awesomely overacted. >_>
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Post by: Myrrh on September 02, 2009, 09:27:14 pm: Wait wait...What the fuck is a "Scrubs"?
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Post by: Skulryk on September 02, 2009, 09:35:45 pm: Google is a marvelous tool my dear.
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Post by: Myrrh on September 02, 2009, 09:41:29 pm: ...pictures of a small round or square plant?
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Post by: Skulryk on September 02, 2009, 09:48:16 pm: That, my dear, is a Shrub.

You want "Scrubs."
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Post by: Thunder Strike on September 02, 2009, 09:59:34 pm: (http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/05/Scrubs-JD-pancake-face4-1.gif)
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Post by: Myrrh on September 02, 2009, 10:51:05 pm: ...a bunch of loser-like looking people?
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Post by: Thunder Strike on September 02, 2009, 11:05:59 pm: you take that back right now.
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Post by: Myrrh on September 02, 2009, 11:34:00 pm: ...but but but, they do!

ugh, a bunch of people dressed as doctors and nurses?

How's that?
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Post by: Skulryk on September 02, 2009, 11:38:40 pm: And if you ever had the misfortune of watching the show... they're all dreadful over-actors. It's like a middle-school theatrical production (and I would know. I used to do those. ).
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Post by: Thunder Strike on September 02, 2009, 11:56:28 pm: The over-acting is what makes it awesome.
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Post by: Myrrh on September 03, 2009, 12:03:09 am: So it's a show...

I don't watch TV so...SAFE!
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 03, 2009, 07:20:18 am: it's a comedy/CockPony show. it doesn't have to be serious and not-over-acted. in fact the things they deal with in the show are serious enough as it is, so they probably have to overact to keep it from becoming a depressing OMG EVERYONES DYING AND IT ARE DRIVE ME CRAZY HEALTH SYSTEM ARE BROKE AND BEING DOCTOR IS BAD FOR MY LOVE LIFE.
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Post by: Skulryk on September 03, 2009, 09:27:55 am: I see no reason why deadly diseases cant't be parodied without overacting. >_>

Somebody takes offense, then oh well. They can go fuck themselves.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 03, 2009, 02:29:23 pm: Quote from: Skulryk
I see no reason why deadly diseases cant't be parodied without overacting. >_>

Somebody takes offense, then oh well. They can go fuck themselves.
[embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/WrjwaqZfjIY&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]
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Post by: IronSoldier820 on September 03, 2009, 08:01:26 pm: Quote from: Skulryk
I see no reason why deadly diseases cant't be parodied with overacting.
Fixed.
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Post by: Skulryk on September 03, 2009, 08:57:18 pm: There's a reason the show has been steadily declining in viewers since the 2nd season... droping from 15 million the 2nd season down to 5 million the last season. >_>
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Post by: Thunder Strike on September 03, 2009, 08:59:41 pm: Because Americans have a very short attention span and even getting them to like a show for 2 seasons is an amazing achievement?
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Post by: Skulryk on September 03, 2009, 09:13:10 pm: Except for the fact that The Office (an infinitely better and funnier show) has been steadily increasing since the first season, with season 6 looming this fall.
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Post by: Thunder Strike on September 03, 2009, 09:30:49 pm: If you are refering to the American Office you should be shot.
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Post by: Skulryk on September 03, 2009, 09:41:28 pm: Then shoot me good sir. 99% of the time, I faithfully stick to my beloved BBC programs (Monty Python and Fawlty Towers ftw), but I make an exception in this case.

Nothing can quite compare to turning on your TV and hearing the phrase, "Where is the clitoris located? ... I read online at the 'crest of the labia.' ... but what does that mean? ... Toby? What does the female vagina look like?"
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Post by: Myrrh on September 03, 2009, 09:51:06 pm: Quit watching TV. Go outside. Get a life.
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Post by: Vice Man on September 03, 2009, 10:40:51 pm: Quote from: Thunder Strike
If you are refering to the American Office you should be shot.

The American The Office (Lol I'm Capitalizing Every Word) is pretty good. I haven't had the chance to see the British version, but no matter how fucking amazing it might be, the American one is still very funny. Plus, Pam is insanely cute.
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Post by: Agent Lemon on September 04, 2009, 09:12:25 am: Quote from: Myrrh
Quit watching TV. Go outside. Get a life.
Quit playing internet nation games?
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Post by: Jenne on September 04, 2009, 09:18:51 am: The Office sucks. But I have only seen it in snippets. I have been told my others, it's one of those shows you have to get into and get invested into the characters to truly enjoy. But, from what I have seen, I have found nothing to draw me in that far.

Scrubs was great for a while, but it got repetitive. At least they always brought in a new hot chick to play the girlfriend (Heather Graham, Tara Reid (meh), Amy Smart, Mandy Moore, Chrystee Pharris...).
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 04, 2009, 09:28:56 am: amy smart > all others

loltcm
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Post by: Leo on September 04, 2009, 06:12:35 pm: This thread has become seriouz business. Leo has now decided to leave this topic.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 05, 2009, 12:27:09 am: mission accomplished
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Post by: Gangs on September 25, 2009, 10:42:59 am: im too lazy to read 4 pages so i just read the first one!
dont any of you faggots go off topic again!
*jumps on myrrh*
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Post by: Agent Lemon on September 25, 2009, 02:00:47 pm: I forgot I made this topic