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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Reoga on December 23, 2007, 11:51:24 pm

Title: Best pick up lines
Post by: Reoga on December 23, 2007, 11:51:24 pm: I was out with a girl friend at a bar to nght. this drunk guy comes up to me and asks me
"Metaphorically speaking if I were a squeal and you were a tree would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"
Well that has to be the worst pick up line ever.
any one whith a good bad or worst one plz let me know
Title: Best pick up lines
Post by: ZPO4O on December 23, 2007, 11:53:44 pm: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

I have heard that it is both the best, and the worst...take your pick as to what one you wish to call it.
Title: Best pick up lines
Post by: Vector on December 24, 2007, 12:03:55 am: is that a mirrior in your pocket? cause i see myself in your pants

total fail
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Post by: Prince Tomb on December 24, 2007, 01:20:27 am: instead of Mi Casa Es Su Casa, Mi Cama Es Su Cama(my bed is your bed)
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on December 24, 2007, 08:03:41 am: Quote from: Prince Tomb
instead of Mi Casa Es Su Casa, Mi Cama Es Su Cama(my bed is your bed)

I
C
WUT
U
DID
THAR!
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Post by: Lanna on December 24, 2007, 09:59:59 am: I absolutely love: Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

That was said to me a couple times by idiots. lol
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Post by: Mr_Cynic on December 24, 2007, 10:07:52 am: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

>_>
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Post by: —- on December 24, 2007, 10:21:27 am: Quote from: Mr_Cynic
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

>_>
I lol'd
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Post by: Vector on December 24, 2007, 10:29:52 am: Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

>_>
I lol'd
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Post by: Lord Doom on December 24, 2007, 10:35:27 am: Quote from: Vector
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

>_>
I lol'd
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Post by: Flask on December 24, 2007, 10:37:47 am: Vector is only laughing because that's one of his best standbys.
Title: Best pick up lines
Post by: Vector on December 24, 2007, 12:10:32 pm: flask do we have to go over the whole you've never had a girlfriend who lives anywhere near us and i have thing?
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Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on December 24, 2007, 12:15:40 pm: How about I'll be like Fred Flintstone and make your Bedrock.
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Post by: Flask on December 24, 2007, 01:42:08 pm: Quote from: Vector
flask do we have to go over the whole you've never had a girlfriend who lives anywhere near us and i have thing?

Well look who woke up on the wrong side of the futon. Frankly, the girls I encounter around here bore me.
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Post by: Vector on December 24, 2007, 01:52:12 pm: dude i can only get off one side of my futon (futons kick ass )
and that seems fair
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Post by: Flask on December 24, 2007, 01:58:56 pm: Well, it's the reason I don't actually look interested.
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Post by: Vector on December 24, 2007, 02:00:09 pm: what happened to whats her face?
the one we talked about a while ago?
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Post by: Flask on December 24, 2007, 02:03:40 pm: I'm still talking to her. Waiting for the right thing to invite her to, though.
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Post by: Reoga on December 24, 2007, 02:56:04 pm: Flask .............
just ask it dont mater what it is jst stop being a puss and ask her
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Post by: Flask on December 24, 2007, 03:01:50 pm: That would usually be my first response, ninja.

But not this time. Don't worry, I'm not inept like some folk.
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Post by: Reoga on December 24, 2007, 04:40:07 pm: HOW MANY TIMES MUST I STATE THIS
I AM NO NINJA!
I AM SAMURI-KO!
A NINJA bears no loyalty to any lord, has no honor to forgive them of there sin.
I AM SAMURI if my lords with me to sneek in the shadow and dawn dark clothing kill there enemies with
virulent poison then so be it. My honor is that much grater for not questioning what must be done
and willing to make any sacrifice in the name of loyalty.
A NINJA IS AN HONORLESS DOG!
I am samuri-ko
If u feel u must use that word plz call me a Shousuro Shinobi
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Post by: Flask on December 24, 2007, 04:45:52 pm: Your passion is inspiring, Samuri-Ko Soshiro. An "honorless dog" you are not.
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Post by: Vector on December 24, 2007, 04:48:18 pm: Quote from: Reoga
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I STATE THIS
I AM NO NINJA!
I AM SAMURI-KO!
A NINJA bears no loyalty to any lord, has no honor to forgive them of there sin.
I AM SAMURI if my lords with me to sneek in the shadow and dawn dark clothing kill there enemies with
virulent poison then so be it. My honor is that much grater for not questioning what must be done
and willing to make any sacrifice in the name of loyalty.
A NINJA IS AN HONORLESS DOG!
I am samuri-ko
If u feel u must use that word plz call me a Shousuro Shinobi

shut up naruto
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Post by: Chuck Normis on December 24, 2007, 05:09:17 pm: My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in!!

epic WINN!!

You must have fallen from heaven; that would explain how you messed up your face.

fail...
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Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on December 24, 2007, 05:11:46 pm: As I was reading this topic, I looked down and saw this...

(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1774/whoisny2.jpg)

I thought that said Chuck Norris. I thought to myself "I like where this is going." Chuck was about to kick some ass.
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Post by: Chuck Normis on December 24, 2007, 05:12:52 pm: I am sorry to disappoint you...
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Post by: —- on December 24, 2007, 08:21:39 pm: Quote from: Hyperonic
How about I'll be like Fred Flintstone and make your Bedrock.
See, I could totally see this working. It's so lame, yet, not totally-over used. Yet.
Title: Best pick up lines
Post by: Reoga on December 25, 2007, 12:52:48 am: naruto ? what is this naruto? you speek of
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Post by: OhBuhnanerz on December 25, 2007, 04:04:08 pm: I like in stead of a pick up line you just get Axe and use that it works...

Quote from: Reoga
spray her in the eyesdrag her in the ally that will work
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Post by: wethepeople on December 25, 2007, 05:12:16 pm: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Bend over.

My staff has room for one more on it!
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on December 26, 2007, 12:13:14 am: 'hello, i have a penis, it's the one i was born with'

werks evretime
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Post by: Reoga on December 26, 2007, 12:41:35 am: Quote from: llamavore
'hello, i have a penis, it's the one i was born with'

werks evretime
good Honest funny the kid mite have a shot
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Post by: OhBuhnanerz on December 26, 2007, 02:29:46 am: I'd Love to see the back of your head...
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on December 26, 2007, 02:32:15 am: Quote from: OhBuhnanerz
I'd Love to see the back of your head...

'I'd love to see you naked in the mirror on my bedroom ceiling'
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Post by: OhBuhnanerz on December 26, 2007, 02:34:51 am: Quote from: llamavore
Quote from: OhBuhnanerz
I'd Love to see the back of your head...

'I'd love to see you naked in the mirror on my bedroom ceiling'
Nice dress... it would look really good next to my bed...
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on December 26, 2007, 08:21:55 am: Quote from: OhBuhnanerz
Quote from: llamavore
Quote from: OhBuhnanerz
I'd Love to see the back of your head...

'I'd love to see you naked in the mirror on my bedroom ceiling'
Nice dress... it would look really good next to my bed...

nice dress... it would look really good INVISIBLE
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Post by: OhBuhnanerz on December 27, 2007, 02:42:32 am: I lost My number can I use yours?...

I don't have a bed can I share yours?...

If you run out of batteries gimme a call...
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Post by: Prince Tomb on December 27, 2007, 12:36:33 pm: Hey neighbor give me some sugar

i swear to Bob this worked just once: My girlfriend and i wanna know if you'd like to join us?(i guess ina sense its not a pickup line but it got right to da point)
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Post by: OhBuhnanerz on December 27, 2007, 12:59:33 pm: *Knock* *Knock*

Pizza- and it has EXTRA sausage...
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Post by: Kaiser on December 27, 2007, 03:15:27 pm: The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

How do you like your eggs? Fertilized?
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Post by: OhBuhnanerz on December 27, 2007, 04:27:38 pm: Some like roses on their Piano...

I like Tulips on my Organ

Man: Hey you need a job?
Labourer: doing what?
Man: planting flowers.
Labourer: Sure!, what kind of flowers?
Man: Tulips...
Labourer: Where?
...
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Post by: Chuck Normis on December 27, 2007, 04:30:17 pm: Just ignore the flashing Words!!

(http://www.profilepitstop.com/myspace_graphics/userpics/graphics/thumbnail/funny_pictures_i126101B67F.gif)
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Post by: OhBuhnanerz on December 27, 2007, 05:02:02 pm: "I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"

"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

"I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?"

"Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?"

"Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?"

"You know what would look great on you? Me."

"Can I read your T shirt in brail?"

"Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!"

"There's a party in my mouth and you can come"

"I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"

"open wide... your hired!"