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Offline New Reverie

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Who am I?
« on: December 02, 2010, 04:01:14 pm »
Name's New Reverie. People call me Rev or NR most of the time. Confused people call me RV1, which does not stand for my name and does not make sense.

Formerly I was a cooler at the double deuce where I once killed a man by ripping out his throat.2

I am violently abusive to bros of MK. This was the conversation i had with him today:
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11:48 New_Reverie Bros, i say this truthfully. I would like to stick christmas lights in your eye sockets, and solder the circuit so the plug comes out your ass.
11:48 New_Reverie and make a bromas tree
11:49 New_Reverie and burn that tree in a new years bonfire
11:49 New_Reverie =D
12:12 bros|avay sexy
12:26 bros|avay i'll give you a bromas tree bby


I also am a robot, manufactured by Delta1212 in the future and sent back in time3 get RIA a much deserved sanction. Also something about John Conner. I go to sleep mode by counting electric sheep4, or by getting neglected house wives to exercise with me5.

My name was inspired by a much unliked album by an alternative band6.

The reason there is a Carbon copy function and a 250 message limit in CN is because of me. Admin created it by removing my stack8.  One time at band camp7 i sent over 9000 messages to the red team. The voted me most tonicular, but not most likely to succeed.  I got to go to prom, but the NPO poured a sanction on me and everyone died in a fire9.

I spend far too much time learning to do new things. The most interesting man in the world has my phone number and calls me for advice from time to time, or when he does not know how much to tip a waitress. I keep telling him there is an app for that, but the old man has an android.

I once had a green poop, when i flushed the toilet it looked like this:  :cactuar:

I actually remember a time when  :awesome: did not exist. I also wonder why :psy: is not on this board.

I cannot spell when I am aroused by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan or sober for that matter.

If hell could fit in a hand basket, I would burritos it on your doorstep or take it on a picnic.

Thats all i got....
« Last Edit: December 02, 2010, 06:52:09 pm by New Reverie »
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Did I not tell you just now that we are different from the persecutors of the past? We are not content with negative obedience, nor even with the most abject submission. When finally you surrender to us, it must be of your own free will. We do not destroy the heretic because he resists us: so long as he resists us we never destroy him. We convert him, we capture his inner mind, we reshape him. We burn all evil and all illusion out of him; we bring him over to our side, not in appearance, but genuinely, heart and soul. We make him one of ourselves before we kill him. It is intolerable to us that an erroneous thought should exist anywhere in the world, however secret and powerless it may be. Even in the instant of death we cannot permit any deviation. In the old days the heretic walked to the stake still a heretic, proclaiming his heresy, exulting in it. Even the victim of the Russian purges could carry rebellion locked up in his skull as he walked down the passage waiting for the bullet. But we make the brain perfect before we blow it out. The command of the old despotisms was "Thou shalt not". The command of the totalitarians was "Thou shalt". Our command is "Thou art". No one whom we bring to this place ever stands out against us. Everyone is washed clean. Even those three miserable traitors in whose innocence you once believed, in the end we broke them down. I took part in their interrogation myself. I saw them gradually worn down, whimpering, grovelling, weeping -- and in the end it was not with pain or fear, only with penitence. By the time we had finished with them they were only the shells of men. There was nothing left in them except sorrow for what they had done, and love of Big Brother. It was touching to see how they loved him. They begged to be shot quickly, so that they could die while their minds were still clean.

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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2010, 04:03:10 pm »
Oh, if you reply, you need to guess who i am...There are 9 different refferences.  Google is cheating!
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Did I not tell you just now that we are different from the persecutors of the past? We are not content with negative obedience, nor even with the most abject submission. When finally you surrender to us, it must be of your own free will. We do not destroy the heretic because he resists us: so long as he resists us we never destroy him. We convert him, we capture his inner mind, we reshape him. We burn all evil and all illusion out of him; we bring him over to our side, not in appearance, but genuinely, heart and soul. We make him one of ourselves before we kill him. It is intolerable to us that an erroneous thought should exist anywhere in the world, however secret and powerless it may be. Even in the instant of death we cannot permit any deviation. In the old days the heretic walked to the stake still a heretic, proclaiming his heresy, exulting in it. Even the victim of the Russian purges could carry rebellion locked up in his skull as he walked down the passage waiting for the bullet. But we make the brain perfect before we blow it out. The command of the old despotisms was "Thou shalt not". The command of the totalitarians was "Thou shalt". Our command is "Thou art". No one whom we bring to this place ever stands out against us. Everyone is washed clean. Even those three miserable traitors in whose innocence you once believed, in the end we broke them down. I took part in their interrogation myself. I saw them gradually worn down, whimpering, grovelling, weeping -- and in the end it was not with pain or fear, only with penitence. By the time we had finished with them they were only the shells of men. There was nothing left in them except sorrow for what they had done, and love of Big Brother. It was touching to see how they loved him. They begged to be shot quickly, so that they could die while their minds were still clean.

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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2010, 05:04:54 pm »
The Sperminator hath wrought his sticky doom upon us all.

Repent, sinners, that thou shalt be saved.
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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2010, 06:36:43 pm »
1 - Rebel Virginia. I know him from NPO/NSO. One of your greatest enemies back in the day IIRC
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3 - Terminator, duh.
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[18:05:16] <&Delta1212[RIA]> Congrats, you are now Shadow
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[19:30] <&Delta1212[RIA]> I already know I'm too smart for my own good anyway
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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2010, 09:50:09 pm »
Quote from: Shadow Slayer on December 02, 2010, 06:36:43 pm
1 - Rebel Virginia. I know him from NPO/NSO. One of your greatest enemies back in the day IIRC
2 - Road House - Dalton
3 - Terminator, duh.
4 - Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? - Blade Runner
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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2010, 06:31:58 am »
i know you from NPO :v
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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2010, 11:37:28 am »
Welcome. Glad to have you here. :)

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