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Offline Kenneth Kenstar

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does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« on: August 27, 2014, 09:07:26 pm »
pm me if you want to have sex
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2014, 12:12:59 am »
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2014, 12:45:00 am »
An intriguing offer to be sure, though what is your star sign?
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2014, 02:20:44 am »
WILL YOU BUY ME DINNER?
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2014, 04:56:46 am »
Pay for my plane ticket and I'm easy.
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2014, 04:20:05 pm »
top or bottom?
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2014, 08:05:18 pm »
I'm a Taurus

I will provide dinner in the form of driving you to 7-Eleven and getting you a hot dog.

I typically prefer picking people up from bus stations so no planes thank you

Ugh I'm not sure. I guess if I was having sex with a undiscovered bum I could be a decent bottom.
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2014, 08:05:50 pm »
Also Rey I'm pretty interested in buying that post or at least trading it for sex so pm me please
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2014, 08:44:48 pm »
Can I get one of those 7/11 pizzas instead?
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2014, 12:33:07 pm »
Give me your address and I'll bring you some 7Eleven™ pizzas
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2014, 01:26:08 pm »
Quote from: Hyperonic on August 28, 2014, 08:05:18 pm
I typically prefer picking people up from bus stations so no planes thank you

I imagine it helps getting them hideously lost in another state first.
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2014, 01:33:40 pm »
Well uh






That's the pitch.
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2014, 01:35:19 pm »
How's the success rate so far? I bet you win them over with your sterling Gob impression.
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2014, 01:47:05 pm »
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2014, 05:56:25 pm »
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2014, 12:50:27 am »
oh dear
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2014, 02:43:13 am »
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2014, 01:17:58 pm »
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2014, 08:25:28 pm »
who the shit unlocked this.
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Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2014, 11:33:01 pm »
Idk but it's pissing me off too crabtown
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