Ah, only 9 days until Halloween and counting. Ah yes...

Free candy, watching marathon after marathon of bad horror movies and specials youve already seen on TV, free candy, scaring the crap outta people, pulling all sorts of chaotic pranks on the neighbors, free candy, children going missing after accidentally knocking on 's house, free candy, finding people to add to my ice cream, free "candy".
Oh and did I mention free candy?
Its like Christmas, only more scarier and messed up.

So any of you squares got any plans for Halloween? I plan on taking my gf, friends and cousins to part of the woods outside of town that is supposed to be haunted for a bonfire. And of course, CANDY!

And remember, if you plan on doing something for Halloween, remember these rules:

1) The scarier the house, the better the candy, unless its a trap.

2) Dont go trik-or-treaking in a crack house b/c they dont have candy...but then hey. Free crack.

3) Always check to see if your candy isnt poisoned or something. Heres a couple of tips to fully check:
     -Burn the candy. If the flame is green, its drugged. If the flame is black, its poisioned. If the flame is blue or orange, its safe to eat. If candy explodes, then you kno its an explosive and not candy.
     -Give candy to me, and Ill check if its good or not. Just mail it and Ill get back to you eventually.
     -Have children taste candy. If they're still alive in the morning, its safe.

4) Never EVER go trik-or-treating w/o a costume. Seriously. Failure to follow this rule results in death and you will go to hell. Im not joking here.

5) This is the one day that cosplayers dont look like fags. In fact, this is where they shine, so expect them to be egging you tonite for having such a lame costume.

6) Stabbing your wife or gf w/ a machete while wearing a hockey mask does NOT count as a Halloween prank. Trust me...i kno.

7) Always wear protection when your about to f*ck your hot zombie lover; a condom and a helmet.

8) Never have sex w/ a zombie, b/c remember: necrophilia is still illegal.

9) If you see anyone as a vampire or werewolf...you kno where this is going-*pumps shotgun*

10) Z-Com is still better than you.

11) Thanks to costumes becoming sluttier and sluttier, the word pedophilia doesnt exist today! Yes Im talking to you TS, SS, and everyone in the Red Light District. And if your under 18, then put out a show for the rest of us.

12) For the love of Moth, everyone stop dressing up as Cactuar. Like it wasnt bad enough when everyone dressed up as ninjas a few years back, yea you kno what Im talking about....

13) Markets usually have sales on pumpkins, fake blood, candy, LSD, stainless-steel knives, and chainsaws around this time of year.

14) If you see Robbie the Rabbit, dont be confused. Its Halloween, not Easter.

15) If you actually took the time and read this whole list, I can already tell what your gotta do for Halloween, so enjoy your booze and the random 3rd-rate "horror" movies on SciFi.

So what you gotta do?

Yup, another top 5 by me, only this time, its about animes that made you say wtf one too many times, or it was the greatest wtf moment you've ever seen. To prevent spoilers, just type the anime that has this moment...nothing more really...maybe an episode if you can remember where the wtf moment(s) came from. These wtf moments can be either good or bad...just as long as its a wtf moment...yeah.
(Note: I may have forgotten to take some anime into consideration when I made this list. Plus, im sleepy atm and I may had screwed up on the rankings...meh idk)

5. Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
-I dont have to explain much seeing as this is my #1 fav. anime.

4. Serial Experiments Lain
-And my brain starts going dead from here on in.

3. Neon Genesis Evangelion
-To this day, i still cant tell wtf is the story...too many wtf moments to count

2. FLCL
-Same as Evangelion...only that anime made more sense than this one.

1. School Days
-Seriously.......wtf!?

Now, we've all known that 4Kids has bought the license for a handful of animes in the past. And due to their target audiences being kids, they have really buffered what was once great animes to have appropriate details for kids...which is pretty much cut out anything that even involved throwing a punch or showing blood. And now, it seems Disney has bought the rights to air Naruto: Shippudden and will air it on Diosney XD. Knowing that Disney has always targeted younger viewers and no one else, one can only imagine how much editing will be done to the series. Plus, w/o some Disney fans not even knoing the original Naruto series, they can only get hopelessly lost in the story.

With so much good, and bad anime being destroyed by heavy censorship by these two companies, I ask, do you think corporations like 4Kids are Disney are a menace to anime everywhere? You decide.

(PS: Im not the biggest fan of most of the animes shown on networks like 4Kids and Disney. EX. Kirby: Right back at ya, Yu-Gi-Oh 5D, Naruto Shippudden, ect. Im just looking at this at different point of view)

Title says it all. Just make a top 5 of the worst anime you've seen of all time. If not then just guess.
(Note: I may have forgotten to include some animes into consideration at the time I made this list)

My top 5 atm are:

5. Dinosaur King
-Seriously, how many more card-game-based animes in which companies will sell to fanboys and little kids are the gotta make!?

4. One Piece: Dream Soccer King!
-Toei Animation, you have got to be kidding us...your not are you?

3. Pokemon (After Season 3)
-I really did like the 1st season of this anime, and the 2nd season wasnt so bad. But after season 3...forget it.

2. Yu-gi-oh 5D's
-*facepalm*

1. Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
-*Goes online, watches anime, reloads shotgun, inserts in mouth*
Ive not nothing to say here.

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