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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Mr_Cynic on August 18, 2007, 10:18:01 pm

Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 18, 2007, 10:18:01 pm
I'm becoming a Jesuit.  Seriously.
...
Well, might as well start reading up on philosophy and theology.
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: evil greg guy on August 18, 2007, 10:18:34 pm
......
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 18, 2007, 10:19:41 pm
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: evil greg guy on August 18, 2007, 10:20:30 pm
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: Shadow gamer on August 18, 2007, 10:21:40 pm
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
I'm becoming a Jesuit.  Seriously.
...
Well, might as well start reading up on philosophy and theology.

Funny, I said the same thing before I got laid.
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: evil greg guy on August 18, 2007, 10:22:28 pm
why would you even say that? Thats just weird....
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 18, 2007, 10:22:30 pm
My chances of even getting a girl friend seem fairly slim at the moment.
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: evil greg guy on August 18, 2007, 10:22:56 pm
age?
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Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 18, 2007, 10:24:05 pm
Fuck off.  >_>  Sorry, terrible mood right now
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on August 18, 2007, 10:24:47 pm
Why, you're not gay, are you?  That would make your chances pretty slim I suppose...
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Post by: Shadow gamer on August 18, 2007, 10:25:03 pm
Quote from: evil greg guy
why would you even say that? Thats just weird....

For me I felt that if I couldn't get laid by then that God was calling me to do something else.
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: evil greg guy on August 18, 2007, 10:25:28 pm
seriously though, if youre like, fucken, 15, which i seem to remember you saying before, dont fucken worry about it.
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: slickynickx on August 18, 2007, 10:26:45 pm
hire a hooker just make sure u use protection
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Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 18, 2007, 10:26:52 pm
No, I'm definitely not gay.  But for me it's pretty much the same thing as shadow; believe it or not, I'm a very religious guy.  As for age...  let's just say it's a long time to 30.
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on August 18, 2007, 10:28:21 pm
15 is the new 18, which is the new 30
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Post by: evil greg guy on August 18, 2007, 10:28:25 pm
yeap, youre 15. Dont worry about it. Im only 16, but dont worry dude.
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Post by: Shadow gamer on August 18, 2007, 10:29:12 pm
Cynic, I felt just like you before I found my girlfriend. Don't worry, if I can find someone so can you.
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Post by: Shadow gamer on August 18, 2007, 10:30:45 pm
Quote from: Commisar Gaunt
15 is the new 18, which is the new 30

But I'm 18... Which means I'm 30! I've just lost 12 years!
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Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 18, 2007, 10:33:09 pm
Quote from: Shadow gamer
Cynic, I felt just like you before I found my girlfriend. Don't worry, if I can find someone so can you.

Which is a sure sign you've never met me.
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: evil greg guy on August 18, 2007, 10:40:21 pm
are there any specifics as to WHY you wont get a girlfriend?
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Post by: Shadow gamer on August 18, 2007, 10:40:34 pm
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
Quote from: Shadow gamer
Cynic, I felt just like you before I found my girlfriend. Don't worry, if I can find someone so can you.

Which is a sure sign you've never met me.

Listen, I met someone, even though I'm a passive aggressive, jackass, who is lanky, wears glasses, and is uncoordinated as hell. I think I got you beat.
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Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 18, 2007, 10:48:17 pm
Jackass?  HAH!  I doubt you can beat me.
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Post by: evil greg guy on August 18, 2007, 10:51:22 pm
Cynic, im pretty sure both me and kaiser have you beat. But alas, i have a girlfriend. Its not fucking impossible, youre just trying to hard.
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Post by: Shadow gamer on August 18, 2007, 10:51:44 pm
I challage you to see who the bigger Jackass is!

I will begin... I once told a girl she would be more tonicular if she was a slut.
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 18, 2007, 10:52:57 pm
I broke up with my ex by telling her to join a convent.
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: evil greg guy on August 18, 2007, 10:53:12 pm
i once made fun of a girl with dyslexia, called her an illiterate bitch.

Also, i made a call that my friends relationship wouldnt last more than 3 months. And when it didnt, i wanted to rub it in his face.
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: Shadow gamer on August 18, 2007, 10:55:12 pm
I have made a friend of mine question his own sexuality to the point he thought he might be gay.
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Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 18, 2007, 10:59:28 pm
I don't keep a running count.  It's just my stuff is more of constant (I mean completely constant) sarcasm, unfriendliness, antisocialness, and just being a general ass to people for no reason.
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: Shadow gamer on August 18, 2007, 11:01:59 pm
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
I don't keep a running count.  It's just my stuff is more of constant (I mean completely constant) sarcasm, unfriendliness, antisocialness, and just being a general ass to people for no reason.

Well... You might want to stop doing that.
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 18, 2007, 11:03:20 pm
Yeah, because I haven't tried before.
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: Shadow gamer on August 18, 2007, 11:04:43 pm
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
Yeah, because I haven't tried before.

You see that's what I'm talking about.
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Post by: schneereich on August 18, 2007, 11:42:33 pm
hm, similarly, if i dont get laid before im 50 i win $50. so of all the fifty dollar bills in the world, thats the one that i DONT want.
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Post by: Jukers on August 18, 2007, 11:54:43 pm
Cynic, don't worry about it. Someone will like you for you no matter how much of an ass you may be. I've known worse who have gotten married and who even have kids.

Just don't judge unfairly and you won't get judged unfairly  back.
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Post by: Crunka on August 19, 2007, 12:30:43 am
and you gotta quit bitching.

god, if i knew you i would slap you across the face, called up some bitches, and gotten you laid before you can even say "i love cock", because by that time you'll realize your gay.

if you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all...it works.
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 19, 2007, 05:47:11 am
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
My chances of even getting a girl friend seem fairly slim at the moment.

You are 15 years old.
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: —- on August 19, 2007, 11:23:07 am
Interesting thread to read.
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Post by: Jukers on August 19, 2007, 12:02:03 pm
Quote from: Hyperonic
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
My chances of even getting a girl friend seem fairly slim at the moment.

You are 15 years old.

When I was 15, I had boyfriends.... >.> and I did things....>.>...<.<...>.>
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: —- on August 19, 2007, 12:12:12 pm
Quote from: Jukers
Quote from: Hyperonic
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
My chances of even getting a girl friend seem fairly slim at the moment.

You are 15 years old.

When I was 15, I had boyfriends.... >.> and I did things....>.>...<.<...>.>

<__<

'Kay, I'm now I feel left out XD
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: Jukers on August 19, 2007, 12:17:27 pm
Why do you feel left out?
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: —- on August 19, 2007, 12:25:10 pm
Maybe more in the group of no bf/gf's >.>
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Post by: slickynickx on August 19, 2007, 12:26:24 pm
i can help u with that  
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: Jukers on August 19, 2007, 01:05:08 pm
Quote from: Loren
Maybe more in the group of no bf/gf's >.>

Ah, don't worry about that. It will come in due time.
Title: If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...
Post by: —- on August 19, 2007, 02:07:41 pm
Quote from: Jukers
Quote from: Loren
Maybe more in the group of no bf/gf's >.>

Ah, don't worry about that. It will come in due time.

I've had bad luck with 'em so far <.<
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Post by: —- on August 19, 2007, 02:08:14 pm
Quote from: slickynickx
i can help u with that  

And lol, thanks, but s'ok
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Post by: Jukers on August 19, 2007, 02:15:35 pm
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Jukers
Quote from: Loren
Maybe more in the group of no bf/gf's >.>

Ah, don't worry about that. It will come in due time.

I've had bad luck with 'em so far <.<

Tell me about it.... -_-

I heard spinsterhood was nice. I decided I was going to go to a convent, ask Cynic. He knows.
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Post by: Castille on August 20, 2007, 12:24:17 am
Quote from: schneereich
hm, similarly, if i dont get laid before im 50 i win $50. so of all the fifty dollar bills in the world, thats the one that i DONT want.
OHH really who did u make this bet with???

and omfg a 15 year old so does not need a girlfreind enjoy being a fucking kid like seiosuly!!!!!! or jsut stop being so mean <_< then life would be better for everyone

and this is a VEry interesting thread lol lol lol
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Post by: schneereich on August 20, 2007, 09:07:39 am
haha i made it with someone you probably dont know. i was in a very depressed state of mind at the time.
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Post by: Delta1212 on August 20, 2007, 10:08:24 am
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