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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: pielord47 on May 10, 2007, 04:12:18 pm

Title: If you were a ninja...
Post by: pielord47 on May 10, 2007, 04:12:18 pm: If you were a ninja what would you do?

I would show off my mad skills at school and if my friends got on my nerves...
It would be real useful if some kidnapper came along
All in all, being a ninja would rock right?
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Post by: invincible13matt on May 10, 2007, 04:14:49 pm: ...sure
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Post by: pielord47 on May 10, 2007, 04:16:21 pm: it would and you know it!
What if I am a ninja? The you are going down Mr. 13
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Post by: bioakky on May 10, 2007, 08:54:18 pm: What do you mean if?
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Post by: Kaiser on May 10, 2007, 08:59:21 pm: The stupidity of this topic... Its just plain mind boggeling.
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Post by: Ganon5 on May 11, 2007, 02:35:13 am: If I were a ninja I would put more ninja smileys in my posts
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Post by: Liberal8989 on May 11, 2007, 07:38:46 am: I'm sorry but pirates are just so much cooler then ninjas.
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Post by: smeeth on May 11, 2007, 07:58:59 am: Quote from: Liberal8989
I'm sorry but pirates are just so much cooler then ninjas.
Agreed. Anyone wanna be a pirate with me this summer?
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Post by: Reoga on May 11, 2007, 04:42:28 pm: Ninja are not real so said the emperor
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Post by: dester55 on May 11, 2007, 07:42:02 pm: If i were a ninja, a lot of people in my school would be dead right now....

yes i have a lot of issues with people at my school
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Post by: Ganon5 on May 11, 2007, 08:13:48 pm: Quote from: Liberal8989
I'm sorry but pirates are just so much cooler then ninjas.
No viking love?
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Post by: greatwyvrn on May 11, 2007, 08:38:25 pm: I am ninja, Penguin ninja chop. WAAAAAH
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Post by: Remington on May 11, 2007, 09:02:11 pm: if i were a ninja i would kick some %@$
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Post by: smeeth on May 12, 2007, 10:49:12 am: Quote from: ganon5
Quote from: Liberal8989
I'm sorry but pirates are just so much cooler then ninjas.
No viking love?
How about a compromise? We use a Viking longboat but we wear eyepatches?!
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Post by: Ananegg on May 12, 2007, 12:05:13 pm: I am the 1337 shinobi, trained Shinomori Aoshi. Aoshi-san taught me so I, like the rest of the Oniwabanshū, to gain revenge for the Shogun.
However that was boring so I just sneak up behind people and randomly give then things before that can say they want it.
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Post by: pielord47 on May 12, 2007, 07:05:32 pm: the difference between a ninja and a pirate is that pirates use boats on water and ninjas just walk on it
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Post by: Chaos Poet on May 13, 2007, 11:15:32 am: pirate vs ninja topics = fail
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Post by: Kaiser on May 13, 2007, 11:26:21 am: Quote from: Chaos Poet
pirate vs ninja topics = fail

I agree totally... Because we all know Pirates would kill the ninja's.
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Post by: dester55 on May 13, 2007, 11:31:37 am: http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j136/tri.../1151543979.swf (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j136/tripping_contact/1151543979.swf)
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Post by: pielord47 on May 13, 2007, 12:40:27 pm: yah pirates would totally kill ninjas
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Post by: pielord47 on May 13, 2007, 12:48:15 pm: seriously
pirates fight at maybe 100 to 150 frames per second(fps) and ninjas fight at 82000 fps or 60000 on a bad day
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Post by: invincible13matt on May 13, 2007, 12:51:54 pm: Ninjas are free too
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Post by: Just Mix on May 13, 2007, 10:28:20 pm: Quote
QUOTE(Liberal8989 @ May 11 2007, 07:38 AM) *
I'm sorry but pirates are just so much cooler then ninjas.
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Agreed. Anyone wanna be a pirate with me this summer?
QUOTE(ganon5 @ May 11 2007, 08:13 PM) *
QUOTE(Liberal8989 @ May 11 2007, 12:38 PM) *
I'm sorry but pirates are just so much cooler then ninjas.
No viking love? huh.gif
How about a compromise? We use a Viking longboat but we wear eyepatches?!
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QUOTE(Chaos Poet @ May 13 2007, 11:15 AM) *
pirate vs ninja topics = fail
I agree totally... Because we all know Pirates would kill the ninja's.
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yah pirates would totally kill ninjas rolleyes.gif

INSANITY HAS DRIVEN MINE HAND TO DO THIS
Please for l'amour d'un dieu..
and for the sake of mankind come to here
http://www.drmcninja.com/page.php?issue=2 (http://www.drmcninja.com/page.php?issue=2)

Read it and weep. for the love of pirates has been burned down by rains of le ninja stars
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Post by: pielord47 on May 16, 2007, 07:28:48 pm: this is why ninjas rock!
www.askaninja.com
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Post by: pielord47 on May 16, 2007, 07:30:04 pm: http://www.askaninja.com/ (http://www.askaninja.com/)
or try trying that (better link)
and if it is not i suck!
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Post by: schneereich on May 17, 2007, 11:11:50 am: pirates are more often drunk than ninjas.

oh, but to keep on topic - if i were a ninja, id most likely scare my cats by being as stealthy as they are.
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Post by: pielord47 on May 17, 2007, 04:09:40 pm: being drunk is pirates problems anyways when ninjas fight at 60000 fps that is when they are drunk
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Post by: BluLeonard on May 17, 2007, 09:10:37 pm: Ninjas would totaly kick a Pirates ass, there is no question about it...If a pirate tried to attack a ninja, the ninja would already know and the pirate would already be dead...
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Post by: Perc on May 18, 2007, 11:44:14 pm: You people are totally disregarding one of the most fundamental laws of physics, which is considerably clouding the judgement of those involved in this debate. The law to which I refer is the Law of Inverse Ninja Strength (more commonly known as the Stormtrooper Effect), which states that the strength of any one ninja is inversely proportional to the number of ally ninja able to assist the original ninja. This means that if one hundred ninja attacked ten pirates, the pirates would totally devastate the ninja forces. Likewise if a single ninja attacked ten pirates, the pirates would die almost immediately. Note that in the first case, the ninja forces would only be decimated until their number reached 10, in which case it would be a fair fight. Who would ultimately win the fight (at the "mano a mano" stage, or one pirate vs one ninja) would be determined either by random die roll or by the subgenre of the movie.

*edit* note that a lone ninja is almost invincible, and the random die roll would be considerably weighted against the pirate.

*2nd edit* note that pirate movies are notoriously unrealistic, and that if a pirate ever did kill a lone ninja in a movie it is probably ficticious.
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Post by: Perc on May 18, 2007, 11:47:49 pm: Oooh yeah, and if I was ninja, I would obviously be training vigorously, honing my already impeccable skill.
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Post by: pielord47 on May 19, 2007, 07:57:02 am: no 100 ninjas would still kick a pirates ***
any number of ninjas would beat a pirate i do not know where you got this Law of the Ninja or whatever but that is not true
and that works with Stormtroopers cause they suck!
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Post by: invincible13matt on May 19, 2007, 08:02:19 am: that law is why you don't see large groups of ninjas... max four to a cell. Except with minjas... who seem to be immune to that rule.
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Post by: pielord47 on May 19, 2007, 08:05:05 am: ya minjas are like ewoks- the more there are the deadlier they get
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Post by: Fortress on May 20, 2007, 12:02:04 pm: A minja? You mean like a mini ninja?
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Post by: pielord47 on May 20, 2007, 02:05:16 pm: a minja is a ninja midget
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Post by: Perc on May 20, 2007, 02:14:44 pm: Example of the Law of Inverse Ninja Strength:

4 ninja vs 1000's of ninja:
Leonardo, Donatello, Michaelangelo, and Raphael vs the innumerable minions of Shredder.
The turtles win every time, case closed.
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Post by: invincible13matt on May 20, 2007, 02:18:32 pm: exactly why ninjas function in small cells.

This rule is actually kinda visible in CN battles.
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Post by: Perc on May 20, 2007, 03:06:29 pm: It is applicable in many facets of life my friend.
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Post by: pielord47 on May 20, 2007, 04:50:02 pm: especially fire emblem
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Post by: invincible13matt on May 20, 2007, 05:06:36 pm: Quote from: pielord47
especially fire emblem

inescapably prevelant
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Post by: Perc on May 20, 2007, 05:44:32 pm: Your inside jokes have no effect on my training.

*continues meditation on the fundamentals of stealth assassination*
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Post by: invincible13matt on May 20, 2007, 05:52:34 pm: no inside joke here
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Post by: ace of spades on May 26, 2007, 11:54:33 pm
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Post by: ace of spades on May 26, 2007, 11:58:51 pm: hmm... if i was a ninja...
I would train to be a medic kunoichi!
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Post by: ace of spades on May 27, 2007, 12:00:40 am: wait, i'd BE a medic Kunochi! i'd help my comrades on missions, i'd ofcourse fight too, but mostly from a distant. and if i did fight in close range i'd be fast and furious! ^^
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Post by: ace of spades on May 27, 2007, 12:03:01 am: oh! and i'd be expert at poisoning and genjutsu! i like to tortue my enemies! *evil grin* (hey, even i can turn my heart into stone, and kill)
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Post by: Perc on May 27, 2007, 12:29:42 am: Atemi Waza knuckle throat hook!
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Post by: ace of spades on May 27, 2007, 09:13:40 am: hmmm... *looks at perks's comment* strike with a knuckle throat hook... i've never thought of that...
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Post by: Perc on May 27, 2007, 12:06:46 pm: Quote from: ace of spades
hmmm... *looks at perks's comment* strike with a knuckle throat hook... i've never thought of that...

Ahhh soooooo, that is because yoooooou ARENOTANINJA!!!!!!
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Post by: ace of spades on May 27, 2007, 02:22:50 pm: Quote from: ace of spades
hmmm... *looks at perks's comment* strike with a knuckle throat hook... i've never thought of that...
well, this is all about if i was a ninja, so ofcourse i'm not one.