Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V

Cactuar Zone => Cactuar Welcome Hall => Why you should join the RIA. (o_o) "Hashmeer say so, that's why!" <_<; Play nice, Hashmeer. => Topic started by: VL on May 31, 2013, 07:39:28 am

Title: because the RIA must be defeated
Post by: VL on May 31, 2013, 07:39:28 am

Comrades, you must choose to join the RIvolution because if you don't, a lack of recruits will inevitably cause the war with the RIA to be conceded by the RIA.

You don't want the RIA to return to power, comrades. The RIA is an evil, tyrannical, autocratic, evil, manipulative, evil, something something machine that only desires to wipe the peace-loving RI race from existence and, in turn, the RIA itself off the map. All other wars in Planet Bob's history for the past five year have merely been proxies for the real war that has been taking place between the RIA and the RIA. It is claimed by the RIA that the war ended with the surrender of the RIA; I know this to be a false. RIAers are still dying by the week, comrades. What else could explain this but the silent return of the RIA's old menace?

As far as I'm currently aware, I'm the only outsider aware of this bloody shadow war that has continued to take place behind the scenes. The RIA will undoubtedly deny that any conflict with the RIA is ongoing and that the RIA has no significant remnants remaining from years previous. This is a lie; The fight is clearly going on, as there is no other logical explanation for the continued sudden random death of RIAers over the past five years.

You must join the RIA so that Planet Bob can rest safely knowing the RIA has been destroyed once and for all and that they no longer have to fear being shackled by the tyranny and oppression of RIism.

Down with the RIA!
Long live the RIA!
Viva la RIvolucion!

Title: Re: because the RIA must be defeated
Post by: Ogaden on May 31, 2013, 11:20:47 am

Long live the RIA!
Death to the RIA!
VIVA LA RIVOLUCION!

Title: Re: because the RIA must be defeated
Post by: Leo on May 31, 2013, 02:36:39 pm

And now Planet Bob will be confused when the RIA declares war on UCR in order to quiet their outspoken snitches. No worries, though, it'll be deleted from the CN wiki soon enough.


Just like this thread and its creator.

Title: Re: because the RIA must be defeated
Post by: Croix on May 31, 2013, 05:56:22 pm

I'll join, how do I sign up

Title: Re: because the RIA must be defeated
Post by: Leo on May 31, 2013, 06:25:51 pm

You don't. They find you.






And have their assassins BALEET you.

Title: Re: because the RIA must be defeated
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 04, 2013, 09:04:57 am

Where do I go to get defeated?  Boy, do I want to kick some scumbag RIA ass.