Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Mr_Cynic on September 18, 2007, 07:54:57 pm
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Make me laugh! I won't follow any links because I'm paranoid!
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You hear about the first failed Polish war invention? Ejection seat for a helicopter.
>_>
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Did you hear the Polish lost the recipe for ice?
Polish jokes work to make my bad mood better. >_> moar polish!
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Women's rights.
<_< Not really.
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well, theres this site. bash.org, its IRC quotes, funny as hell, you said you wont follow links, but you shall follow this quote
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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
Turn off the carousel.
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wat'd the polish guy say?Polish shit.
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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
Turn off the carousel.
ALL BETTER. XFD But more Polish jokes would be nice, if nothing else but to see Blewski's response.
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How do you get a one armed Polish guy out of a tree? Wave to him.
You hear about the polish guy who broke his legs raking? He fell out of the tree.
More coming. >_>
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NEED MOAR FUNNY! (Is resuming bad mood quickly)
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Why did the Pole cross the road?
He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
>_>
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EPIC WIN!
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How do you know you're flying over Poland?
When you see toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass. A sign says, "Clearance: 11"2'." So they get out, measure their truck, and realize that it's 11"6'. So the first man looks at his friend and says, "I don't see any police around... let's go for it!"
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Sig portion added. >_>
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Knock, Knock?
Who's there?
Polish burglar.
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I wish there weren't so many Polish people on crew. I'd get my ass kicked for repeating these.
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A Polish man was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the Pole complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results.
"Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked.
"What do you think I've been doing," the Pole said, "Shoving them up my ass?"
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I'm Polish and I demand you stop this nonsense at once.
...That is, stop the nonsense of not telling more Pole jokes!
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MExIcAnZ SUCK!
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MExIcAnZ SUCK!
The funny died a little.
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Why don't Polish women use vibrators?
It chips their teeth.
>__>
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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash?
The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.
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Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside a
theater? They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter."
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Three men are walking through a forest hunting: an American, a Spanard, and a Pole.
The American goes off into the forest for a while and comes back with a deer.
The Polish guy goes, "Wow! How did you do that?"
The American tells him, "I followed the tracks and shot the deer."
Then the Spanard goes off deeper into the forest and comes back a little later with a deer.
The Polish guy is amazed again and says, "Wow! How did you do that?"
"I followed the tracks and shot the deer," the Spanard replies.
Now the Polish guy goes deeper into the forest. A while later he comes back. Cuts and bruises are all over him and his gun is bent.
The American and the Spanard are like, "O my gosh! What happened to you?"
The Polish guy replies, "I followed the tracks and got hit by the train."
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Dead baby jokes!
What's the differance between a truck of bowling balls and a truck of dead babies?
[span style=\'color:#000000;background:#000000\']You can't clean out the bowling ball's with a pitchfork[/span]
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MExIcAnZ SUCK!
Says the guy who's name is Esteban.
Even if you're just Hispanic or Latino or whatever.
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How do you make a baby cry twice?
You wipe your bloody cock on its teddy bear. >_>
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...XD omg jack..
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Kieran lied, by the way. He didn't make that up.
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Just for the record,it was supposed to be dumb,also yes i'm a real live mexican
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Well, it failed miserably at being funny.
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Anyway... Who has some more Polish jokes? >_>
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Did you know that Poland just bought 10,000 Septic Tanks?
As soon as they learn how to drive 'em, they are going to invade Russia.
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I'm not one for babying people, but here's one I like.
How did the germans invade poland? They walked in backwards, and said that they're burritos.
What did the polish wife say to her husband? Why don't you let the kids out side to go, P-L-A-Y so we can go upstairs and fuck.
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Why does the new Polish navy have glass bottom boats?
To see the old Polish navy.
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Did you hear about the Polish kamikaze squadron?
Yeah, they flew 48 successful missions.
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Did you hear about the Polish mine detector?
You put your fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.
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Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland?
The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies.
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Nice. lol
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Nice. lol
Whaddaya think A-Wall would do if we started telling these? >_>