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Offline Mr_Cynic

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« on: September 18, 2007, 07:54:57 pm »
Make me laugh!  I won't follow any links because I'm paranoid!
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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2007, 08:07:46 pm »
You hear about the first failed Polish war invention? Ejection seat for a helicopter.

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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2007, 08:08:51 pm »
Did you hear the Polish lost the recipe for ice?

Polish jokes work to make my bad mood better.  >_>  moar polish!
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2007, 08:09:35 pm »
Women's rights.







<_< Not really.
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2007, 08:11:07 pm »
well, theres this site. bash.org, its IRC quotes, funny as hell, you said you wont follow links, but you shall follow this quote
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2007, 08:11:16 pm »
How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

Turn off the carousel.
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2007, 08:12:44 pm »
wat'd the polish guy say?Polish shit.
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2007, 08:13:56 pm »
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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

Turn off the carousel.

ALL BETTER.  XFD  But more Polish jokes would be nice, if nothing else but to see Blewski's response.
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2007, 08:23:23 pm »
How do you get a one armed Polish guy out of a tree? Wave to him.

You hear about the polish guy who broke his legs raking? He fell out of the tree.

More coming. >_>
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2007, 08:40:14 pm »
NEED MOAR FUNNY! (Is resuming bad mood quickly)
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2007, 08:48:30 pm »
Why did the Pole cross the road?

He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2007, 08:49:21 pm »
EPIC WIN!
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2007, 08:50:22 pm »
How do you know you're flying over Poland?

When you see toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.



Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass. A sign says, "Clearance: 11"2'." So they get out, measure their truck, and realize that it's 11"6'. So the first man looks at his friend and says, "I don't see any police around... let's go for it!"
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2007, 08:50:55 pm »
Sig portion added.  >_>
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2007, 08:53:03 pm »
Knock, Knock?

Who's there?

Polish burglar.
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« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2007, 08:58:48 pm »
I wish there weren't so many Polish people on crew.  I'd get my ass kicked for repeating these.
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« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2007, 09:00:18 pm »
A Polish man was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the Pole complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results.

"Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked.

"What do you think I've been doing," the Pole said, "Shoving them up my ass?"
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« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2007, 10:18:27 pm »
I'm Polish and I demand you stop this nonsense at once.

...That is, stop the nonsense of not telling more Pole jokes!
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« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2007, 11:18:09 pm »
MExIcAnZ SUCK!
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« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2007, 06:04:16 am »
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MExIcAnZ SUCK!

The funny died a little.
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