Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Reoga on May 18, 2015, 04:46:57 pm
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:horrified: :bye:
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But...
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grats
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what happen!
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if you need a phone number i have one you can borrow.
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Me too
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I have a phone #. Cheatera gonna cheat
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:( sorry.
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I have a phone #. Cheatera gonna cheat
Who's the fucking dumbass that we need to beat up for you?
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Also not a really the most original line I have gotten
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you just came out of a relationship i didn't think you would want to hear the good stuff.
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Been like a week. Im still debating on men or women
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Been like a week. Im still debating on men or women
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/250x250/62236619.jpg)
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Leo with surprisingly good advice
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Ill most likely bounce back and forth for a time till I make a decision. Times like this call for a "party"
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Ill most likely bounce back and forth for a time till I make a decision. Times like this call for a "party"
As you know, I'm always here when you need a good reason to bounce back to the other side.
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Thats the thing I like both I just go in stages. As part of my relationship I make sure my partner is ok with me inviting the opposite in to the bed room every now and then
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Thats the thing I like both I just go in stages. As part of my relationship I make sure my partner is ok with me inviting the opposite in to the bed room every now and then
On what island can we find more like you?
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The island of misfit toys
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The island of misfit toys
I'll be Santa if you'll lead my sleigh all night Christmas Eve.
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Hope Rudolf has a magnifying glass and a map. :dance:
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Hope Rudolf has a magnifying glass and a map. :dance:
Don't worry, I know how to get us to the promised land.
Though you may need to stop pleasuring yourself lest you go completely blind, my love.
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Believe me there is no self serv here. :woop:
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It probably comes as no surprise that it's all self serve on this side of the country.
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Tey this pickup line.
hay I think I left my blow job on your couch. Can I come over and get that from you?
In the off chance the reply is
Its so small it may have fallen into the crack.
Well that's an invite for anal
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Has that line ever worked on you?
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I had a bad breakup recently and it resulted in the ex hating me. Actually she hated me before the breakup, but I've never actually had this happen before.
Found a bunch of reddit posts from her where she was posting about our relationship and reddit would give her advice.
Imagine getting relationship advice from reddit.
So thanks again reddit you suck
She was pretty hateful though and broke up with me through text from across the room. Then kicked me out. This was two days after helping her get her license, paying for it, and I thought having a genuine connection and moment doing all of that.
Eh. I just feel used honestly.
Whole situation is dicking me over right when I'm trying to go to school.
I left my meds in her place so the past two weeks were rather hellish. As of two days ago, I'm on my meds again and keeping it stylish.
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Oh she hated me because she blamed me for her cheating on her boyfriend or something. It was never really clear.
I think I need to stop embellishing my fishing stories though, a habit I've picked up posting on the internet. It's pretty dumb I tell stories that make me seem like a jerk when the realty is way less calculated and accidental.
Or I'm a jerk. "Scumbag" as the ex puts it.
I'd like to think people really don't think I'm a jerk especially when I do try to go out of my way for people and i still feel like shit about the dumb things I do.
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F*ck the filters and f*ck the mods
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F*ck the police
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she blamed me for her cheating on her boyfriend
God dammit, why must you be so irresistible JBloom!? But for real, always be careful with a gal who cheated on someone else for you.
F*ck the filters and f*ck the mods
And aren't you the piece of shit who started the trend?
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It's always a good idea to spend some time alone after a break up to mend you heart and mind. You know, porn.
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to the question of "boys or girls," the correct answer is "yes."
Honestly, don't pick before hand. Just live life and when you find someone you like don't worry about gender lol. Personality is waaaay more important. As is openness to threesomes.
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she blamed me for her cheating on her boyfriend
God dammit, why must you be so irresistible JBloom!? But for real, always be careful with a gal who cheated on someone else for you.
F*ck the filters and f*ck the mods
And aren't you the piece of shit who started the trend?
I have been the number 1 force against filte$$$rs since their inception and have always been.
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she blamed me for her cheating on her boyfriend
God dammit, why must you be so irresistible JBloom!? But for real, always be careful with a gal who cheated on someone else for you.
F*ck the filters and f*ck the mods
And aren't you the piece of shit who started the trend?
I have been the number 1 force against filte$$$rs since their inception and have always been.
:lies:
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On an unrelated note. *Aka back on topic.*
I don't and dont think I will understand some men.
There have been a few times I was "exclusively" with a guy and said.
" sweet heart. I want a threesome with another woman."
"What ? Why ?" A few would respond.
" first a question of my own. Really? Your going to ask why? Second to awnser yours . Im craving pussy."
Is that a relatively normal response? What I understand. Thats shock. Makeing sure you hear me right. But the why I don't get it.
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It's a common fantasy, but it's rarely ever thought out.
Pretty much like all fantasies.
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1 torrid summer of threesomes with my girlfriend and her nymphomaniac friend. The best way to cash in on 4.5 years of faithfulness at the tail end of a moribund relationship.
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I may have found some one.
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Congrats I'm asexual and stupid
Hail Satan
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Congrats I'm asexual and stupid
Hail Satan
HYPERONIC! o/ :D
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she blamed me for her cheating on her boyfriend
God dammit, why must you be so irresistible JBloom!? But for real, always be careful with a gal who cheated on someone else for you.
F*ck the filters and f*ck the mods
And aren't you the piece of shit who started the trend?
He's a god damned F\/cking amateur :p
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You lie like a moose
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You lie like a moose
I take offense to that. :colbert:
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how often do you look around for moose posts
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honestly.... i'm curious about this as well...
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I was just casually strolling through the forums and just happened to come across a post with moose in it. :v
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I think you should make a point to track down any posts with a moose in it and say your offended by it...
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Your NpO the amount of fucks I give about you being offended are fucks < 0. Go be offended some where else.
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http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/look-at-all-the-fucks-i-give-anakin.jpg (http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/look-at-all-the-fucks-i-give-anakin.jpg)
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Don't listen to her, please keep posting here or at least read my posts
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I think you should make a point to track down any posts with a moose in it and say your offended by it...
I am offended by this :colbert:
Don't listen to her, please keep posting here or at least read my posts
:ninja:
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Bump.
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this probably isn't the best place to get a date
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this probably isn't the best place to get a date
But I have gotten so many da-GOD DAMMIT, I'VE WASTED 8 FUCKING YEARS ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT DATING SITE!?!?!?!!?!?
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I may have found some one.
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I was just casually strolling through the forums and just happened to come across a post with moose in it. :v
That moose was lying there cause i shot the motherf\/cker lol
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Had an astronaut. He went off like a rocket. Not going out with him again. Arnt thay suppose to have stamina?
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I've never heard of that term.
Do you mean he came early or something
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I would have thought 'went off like a rocket' is a compliment for the massive payload he delivered to your face station.
Leo is not good at the sex thing.....but y'all could probably already assume that.
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Yes verry early.
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Maybe you're just too much woman for him.
Meanwhile in space...
"Yeah, so the last celestial body I was on couldn't handle 'Apollo' for very long. I had to cut engine power and eject before making it back to base."
"Are you sure you keyed in the full startup procedure? That console has a lot of buttons, and the technical writers could never understand the engineer."
"There's a startup procedure? I thought they were fully automatic."
"Well, looks like you'll be flying manually for your next mission."
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Yes verry early.
Well maybe he hasn't been laid in awhile or you are overly hot or something.
But you won't see that guy again over it. So, did he just like fall asleep right away without finishing the job or at least making it up in other ways, or is that basically really the only thing that he fucked up?
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By the way, I really dislike the astronaut phrase as it's used. Space is cool. Make it like man that dude made me see stars h what an astronaut
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Hes a nice enough guy. Reserve astronaut. I two Bob's. Thats it. And yea he's was done not tryed for a half hour. Could not get back up.
and leo I only take shots to the face when there is some one to lick it off me.
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I just wanted to make the pun, Reoga. Let me have my damn day for once.
Not all of us can be disappointing astronauts.
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A reserve astronaut? Has he ever been called up for some Moonraker kind of mission? Space is so cool lasers and shit.
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Or alternet never been to space
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A reserve astronaut? Has he ever been called up for some Moonraker kind of mission? Space is so cool lasers and shit.
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this is how i picture Reoga irl
http://i.imgur.com/yOB8TEe.webm (http://i.imgur.com/yOB8TEe.webm)
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Not in public