BUCK FUTTER!

I am Kaizer, ambassador from the Viridian Entente.  To the Viridians I am known as the Killmaster.  To the rest of CN I am known as Sean Connery.  To my parents I am known as "you" and to my roommates I am known as Sven.  To my cat I am known as The Great Satan, because my cat despises me and any and all humans it comes in contact with. 

Let me tell you a little about myself.  My nation of Carmarthen is a happy lot of maniacal Welshmen hell-bent on taking over England and colonizing it with sheep, and then spending our Holidays over there so the English can SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT FOR A CHANGE.


Lord Feltwether, future Viceroy of England

Now let me introduce you to my Prime Minister Malcolm Tucker, who is

delighted to meet you.

(sometimes he gets a little too happy, we apologize.)

I look forward to being around you all.  Viridians are happening people, and this is a happening place, so we're going to get along like egg whites and superglue, I reckon.