Granted, but it's the plot of Gigli.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good; I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat, with a bat - and a '64 Impala.

That looks like a kitten mask he's holding in his hand. So, yes, provided he wears the mask and makes distressed-kitten sounds during.

Hello. My name is Romaneseuntdomus. If you get the reference, I'll give you a nickel (provided you pay for shipping and handling). I was told to introduce myself, so, there you have it.
It's not really a practical name, though, is it? I guess you could type out the whole thing, but that'd get old pretty quickly. You could copy and paste it, if you wanted, but that's still a bit of a hassle. So you can just call me what you'd like.
I should confess that I haven't the slightest what I'm doing. But I trust you fine folks will rectify that. I'm going to get cracking on that entrance test and the related information as soon as I finish this. But if anyone has any gems of wisdom they'd care to bestow upon me, now would be a fantastic time.

I trust we will be winning the internet by this time next week. Then, all of those beautiful women in the videos will be ours!

Oh, and who do we not like? You know, like, enemies? I'd like to begin hating someone, if that's at all possible.

The best to you and yours,
Romaneseuntdomus