THE BEDLAM AGREEMENT



The two signatories agree to this treaty to secure the friendship and mutual cooperation of their respective alliances,Random Insanity Alliance (RIA) and The Shadow Confederacy(TSC).

Independence

In the signing of this treaty, it must be clear that both alliances and their members will remain separate and sovereign entities.


Non-Aggression

All forms of in-game aggression between the members of RIA and TSC are deemed illegal. This includes, but is not limited to, sanctions, war declarations, aiding nations at war with either alliance, and all forms of espionage, whether in-game or out.Both parties also agree to respect of members of the signitory alliances on the OWF.

Aid

In case of a conflict involving an attack on a signatory alliance by a third party. The attacked alliance may request assistance in a military, financial, or vocal nature. The other alliance is not required, but encouraged to do so. This article can be enacted by either alliance.


Communication
Both RIA and TSC pledge to keep their lines of communication open to the other. Diplomats are encouraged to sign up and contribute on the other alliance’s forums, where it is expected they will be treated with courtesy and respect by the host alliance.

Cancellation

In the event that either alliance wishes to cancel this treaty they are required to give a 48 hour written notice in which the Non-aggression clause of the treaty will remain in effect.

Signed for RIA:
Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
Agent Lemon - Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance
SWAT128 - Head of Foreign Affairs
C-zom-Head of Military Operations
cctmsp13 RIA Head of Economics
Aaron - Head of Internal Affairs

Signed for TSC:
E.Grievous-Emperor
Omniscientone-Grand Vizier
Rudeland-Director of Public Relations

The Sneetches With Stars Upon Thars Treaty





The Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations and the Random Insanity Alliance, being Sneetches with Stars, recognize their inherent superiority over other alliances without Stars Upon Thats, and so sign the following pact full of sound and fury, signifying...Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression.

Article I. On Food and Freedoms
If either party should dislike Green Eggs and Ham, the other party will respect their sovereignty, regardless of how much they think the first party will like Green Eggs and Ham, and will not try to make them eat it in a lake, or with a snake; in the snow, or off a hobo; with a prude, or in the nude.

Article II. On the theft of major holidays
Neither Alliance will assist the Grinch in Stealing Christmas, New Years, Martin Luther King Jr Day, Halloween, Independene day, No Pants Day, or Talk Like a Pirate day (Valentines day and Tax day are ok, but I repeat myself.) or take any other hostile action against the other. They also promise to talk first and shoot, like, seventh, if any incident does come up.

Article III. On Loyalty and Defense.
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant, the Commonwealth's faithful, One Hundred Percent. So is the Random Insanity Alliance, but we can't be bothered finding a rhyme that fits them at the moment. Either way, both agree that should the other get attacked, the other will spring to their defense.

Article IV. On who we speak for
We are the Lorax, we speak for the trees. Neither party, however, agrees to speak for the Barbaloots, who, while they may frolick and play in their Barbaloot Suits, Happily eating Truffula Fruits, are not necessarily friends of both parties. Thus if one party gets attacked whilst defending Barbaloots or any other party that is not a signatory of this pact, the other party is not obligated to defend.

Article V. On places that we will go.
Both parties have brains in their head, and feet in their shoes, and can steer themselves, wherever they choose. They are not, however, necessarily on their own. If either party sets out in an aggressive conflict, they may request the other go along with them.

Article VI. On friends and kind treatment
A person is a person, no matter how small. So both parties agree to remain publically civil and kind to each other, regardless of how small they are and how much they actually ARE one of those people who should answer those ads for Ci41is.

Article VII. On the end of all things.
Should either party be tricked by some sketchy dude into going through a machine to remove the Stars upon Thars, the other party has the option of (after giving 48 hours notice) hoisting themselves by the seat of their pants, and with a grim look on their face taking leave of this place, through a hole in the smog without leaving a trace, except a small pile of rocks with one word.

UNLESS

A seventy-two hour grace period would be in effect afterwards in which neither party may attack the other, or try to cut down any new Truffula trees that might be growing in the other party.



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Random Insanity Alliance[/left]
SWAT128 - Head of Foreign Affairs
Shadow - Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
Agent Lemon - Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance
Bruce Campbell - Groovy
C-zom - Head of Military Operations
cctmsp13 - Head of Economics
Delta1212 - Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Destroyer of Realities, Eperor of the SuperFriends

Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations
Goose - Head of State to The Commonwealth, Warmonger of GUARD, Hater of Huggles, Old Man with a Cane.
Allied_Threat - Swordmaster, False Profit, Slayer of Infidels, Doer of Your Mum
SpacingOutMan - Minister of Foreign Women, Master of Beward, Destroyer of Deined, Deputy Preacher of Goose's Good Name
CaptainImpavid - Generalissimo of the Commonwealth Armed Forces, Side effects may include Blurred Vision, Telepathy, Temporal Anomalies, Plate Tectonics, and Death

Lord Brendan - The Guy with the Money, Wielder of the Useless SDI and FUN Survivor
lewistothezor - People's Commissar of Enlistment, Sactioned SPAM Whore, Crazy Irate Scotsman

Introducing a very special treaty written by a very unspecial person:

The "Multi-Coloured Right Handed Headless Chicken" pact.

A Random Insanity Alliance - Union of Integrated National Entities PIAT/ODP

Preamble: NO U


Article one: Peace

Both alliances agree to be awesome and to not take any aggressive action toward the other signatory. Should any aggressive action take place toward the other signatory, it will be dealt with on a case-by-case basis.

Article two: Intelligence

Both alliances agree to share any intelligence they may come upon, in a timely manner, that is vital to the safety of the other alliance.

Article three: AID

Both alliances agree to AID the other in a time of need. Also, it is encouraged, but not required, to AID the other signatory during wartime.

Article four: Optional Defense

Should any signatory find itself in a defensive war, they may request the other signatory to help out. It is encouraged, but not required, that the other signatory help in defense of its ally.

Article five: =(

Should either alliance decide they don't wub each other, or should they decide they would like to move in another direction, they are required to notify the other signatory 48 hours before they wish the pact to be terminated.

Signed for by the RIA:
Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Destroyer of Realities, Eperor of the SuperFriends
Agent Lemon - Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance
SWAT128 - Head of Foreign Affairs
C-zom - Head of Military Operations
Srqt - HoR of the RIA.

Singed for by the UINE:
Monarch: Keve69
Prime Minister: Mingmei
Deputy Commander: HRH King Raymond II

The Random Insanity Alliance - The Unitican Empire protectorate agreement

Preamble: The Random Insanity Alliance (RIA) hereby agrees to protect the The Unitican Empire (UAE). Don't mess with our Maroon allies.

Part uno: Spanish is hard.

The RIA agrees to protect the UAE should it find itself in any defensive wars. The UAE has the option to take part in any defensive wars the RIA should find itself in, but UAE is not required to do so.

Part dos: Crap, I'm running out of numbers I remember!

Both the RIA and the UAE agree to share any intelligence that is vital to the security and defense of either alliance. The RIA agrees to aid the UAE should the UAE find themselves in any defensive wars. The UAE has the option to aid RIA should the RIA find itself in any defensive wars, but is not required to do so.

Part three: back to good old English spelling.

The UAE agrees to vote for the RIA's Maroon team senator.

Part four: Oh noes!

Should the UAE wish to partake in any trade circles or tech deals involving the RIA, they may contact the current HoE at the time and they set up all deals and circles.

Part five: o_o

The UAE is required to notify the RIA of any pacts it wishes to sign with another alliance. This is to insure everyone is on the same page, and so the RIA can offer it's opinion on the matter. The RIA recognizes the UAE's right to be a sovereign alliance, and will not prevent the UAE from pursuing any diplomatic relations they wish to pursue.

Part six: Hey, you!

Should the UAE have any questions regarding any part of CN be it politics or game mechanics, they are free to ask the RIA any questions they may have. The RIA will help out to the best of it's ability.

Part seven: Don't burritos!

Should either alliance want to end this agreement, they are required to notify the other alliance twenty-four hours before the wish the agreement to be terminated.

Sign for the RIA:

~Shadow - Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
Delta1212 - Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Destroyer of Realities, Eperor of the SuperFriends
aroused by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald ReaganWino - Triunvir of...got nothing
SWAT128 - Head of Foreign Affairs
Srqt - HoMO
Agent Lemon - Head of Recruitment

Signed for the UAE:

Mingmei - Her Honorable Executive committee Chairwoman!

clauses already.

The next section:

*SWAT128 Pokes Poke

Another section:

The cancellation period is like 48 hours, dude. And you must let the other alliance know, because not doing so is naughty.

RIA for the signed:

Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
King_Srqt - Destroyer of G's, Kicker of Shamed, Royal Inverted Arithmetical Operation and HoIA of the RIA
aroused by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald ReaganWino - Triumvir of Random Insanity and Devo fan
SWAT128 - Head of Foreign Affairs
Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Destroyer of Realities
iKrolm - Head of Economics

Apocalypse signed for:
Pomiel, Horseman of Internal Affairs, High Priest of Apocism, Miley Diocese
Ghostlin, Horseman of Foreign Affairs, High Priest of Apocism, P!nk Diocese
Pokeikon, Horseman of War, High Priest of Apocism, Hilary Diocese

Preamble:
The undersigned alliances of the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers, hereafter referred to as the CRAP, and the Random Insanity Alliance, hereafter referred to as the RIA, do pledge to uphold the articles of the Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Pact outlined herein.

Article I:
Each signatory is recognized as a sovereign entity and shall be treated as such. This document represents a commitment between the CRAP and RIA, but does not give either signatory the power to infringe upon the sovereignty of the other in any form.

Article II:
Both signatories will refrain from conducting hostile actions against one another either militarily or diplomatically. In the event of an issue arising between the signatories, it is to be resolved privately and through diplomatic means.

Article III:
An attack on one signatory shall be considered a direct attack upon the other and will warrant a proper military response. In the event that a signatory declares an offensive war, they may request assistance from the other provided they give notice at least 24 hours in advance. Military assistance is not required from the other signatory in this situation, but is highly encouraged.

Article D:
Florida
1. This article prevents either Alliance from adding Al Gore to their ranks

Article IV:
CRAP and the RIA shall each endeavor to avoid placing the other in a situation in which this treaty shall come into conflict with any other current or future treaty signed by that signatory. In the event that outside treaty obligations force the signatories into a situation in which they would occupy opposing positions in a larger conflict, neither signatory will take up arms against the other.

Article V:
Either alliance may request aid from the other, and though it is not required to aid them, it is strongly encouraged. Both alliances will agree on a timetable to pay back the aids to the alliance that has given them, unless it is waived by said alliance.

Article VI:
In the event that one of the signatories wishes to withdraw from this treaty for a reason barring outright violation on the part of the other signatory, they must give at least 48 hours notice of intent to cancel during which time the treaty shall remain active.


Signed for CRAP:

Chuck Normis ~ Founder/Triumvir
Matthew Baer - Triumvir
Nathanius - Triumvir
Andy50 - Chanellor
Andy50's Ego - Who let this guy sign?
constapatedape - Minister of Foreign Affairs

Signed for RIA:

Delta1212 - Triumvir or the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Destroyer of Realities
DrunkWino - Triumvir of Random Insanity and wielder of the Triforce of Drunk, tired of long drawn out sigs on treaties. Say, did you catch that movie? No, not that one, the other one. You know, the one with that guy. No, the other guy. No, the OTHER guy. Yeah, that's him. So did you catch the movie? Yes that movie. Was it any good? Cause I wanted to go see it but I couldn't decide whether to do that or wait for it on DVD. Either I was gonna go to the movie or out to dinner. You know, that place. No, the other place over by the other place down the street from that other place. Yeah, the place with the good waffles. Man, those waffles kick *** don't they? I could eat those waffles all day long. So, how's the wife and kids?
Shadow - Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
Dester55- Overlooked member of the RIA and Head of Assimilation Recruitment
iKrolm - Head of Economics
King_Srqt, HoIA and Anti-Cupcake of the RIA
Moth - wuz here
SWAT128 - Head of Foreign Affairs
Pterrydactylhis - Master of the underworld, Bringer of Wars

Preamble

The Viridian Entente and the Random Insanity Alliance:

Aiming at the achievement of a just, lasting and comprehensive peace, and a little bit of fun;

Aspiring to develop friendly relations and co-operation between them, if not getting a little sexual;

Seeking a pathway that will lead to full and frank communication between them, especially when drunk;

Desiring to ensure lasting security for both Alliances and in particular to avoid espionage and the threat or use of force between them,;

Deciding to establish peace between them in accordance with these Protocols for Espionage and Armed Conflict Eradication, which is definitely not made for any acronym whatsoever;



Have agreed as follows:
Article A - ESTABLISHMENT OF CAPSLOCK

All article titles in this treaty must have, and always will be capslocked. Any non-capslocked article is voided.

Article I – ESTABLISHMENT OF PEACE
Peace is hereby established between the Random Insanity Alliance and the Viridian Entente (the "signatory alliances") effective from the exchange of the instruments of ratification of these protocols.

Article B - CHEESE GRATING

The Viridian Entente has agreed to, upon request, send all their cheese graters to the Random Insanity Alliance for our exclusive use at any given moment for a maximum period of 3 days. Should the Random Insanity Alliance hold them for too long, the Viridian Entente can take all of our cheese, except provolone. Should the Viridian Entete not provide the cheese graters, the Random Insanity Alliance is hereby fully licensed to eat all of the Viridian Entente's cabbage.

Article II – SOVEREIGNTY
Both of the signatory alliances and their respective member nations recognize and will respect each other's sovereignty and political independence. They recognize and will respect each other's right to live in peace within their respective alliances. They will develop good neighborly relations of co-operation between them to ensure lasting security. They will refrain from espionage and the threat or use of force against each other and will settle all disputes between them by peaceful means.

Article C - TRADE

RIA gets bulbasaur, VE gets slowpoke.

Article III – COMMUNICATION
In signing these protocols, both signatory alliances recognize that full and frank communication is the foundation for a strong and enduring relationship and that there is mutual benefit for both alliances when open communication between them is maintained. To that end, both signatory alliances agree to productive two-way inter-alliance communication:

a.) The signatory alliances agree that whenever a situation arises which involves provisions within these protocols or other issues of mutual concern; there shall be full and frank communication between the signatory alliances.
b.) The signatory alliances shall encourage and promote effective methods of dispute resolution between the signatory alliances and their respective member nations.
c.) The signatory alliances commit to frequent and recurring dialog on each others forums and IRC channels. This commitment is based on the view that open access to each others communication channels is essential to the rapid and efficient inter-alliance communication. This shall include communication at the alliance leadership level where on an as needed basis, representatives of the highest decision making bodies of the signatory alliances will jointly meet to discuss issues of mutual concern. This shall be in addition to routine diplomatic communications and the regular communication between normal member nations.

Article Florida - DRUNKEN (MIS)CONDUCT

Should either of alliances decide to dabble in alcohol consumption, the sober(er) alliance promises to either A. Hold their allies' hair back whilst vomiting, or B. Steal their girlfriend while they are in drunken stupors. Should option B be taken, the drunk(er) alliance is fully licensed to TP the house and/or car of the offending signatory.

Article IV – OVERT HOSTILE ACTIVITIES
Neither signatory alliance will knowingly engage in the use of sanctions against member nations of the other signatory alliance without formal, written permission from the other signatory alliance. Neither signatory alliance shall endorse, fund, approve or engage in military action against the other signatory alliance. If an individual member nation of either signatory alliance is found in violation of this article, it shall be directed to offer peace and reparations equivalent to 1.5 times the total damages inflicted. Though not required, defending nations shall be encouraged to defer reprisal actions until a diplomatic solution can be reached.

a.) Should the offending member nation of a signatory alliance refuse to offer peace and agree on reparations terms, said member nation will be declared a rogue and will no longer be offered the protection of either signatory alliance.
b.) If a signatory alliance violates this article, such activity shall be considered an act of war.


Article V – COVERT HOSTILE ACTIVITIES
Neither signatory alliance shall knowingly endorse, fund, approve or engage in espionage or other covert action against the other signatory alliance. Both signatory alliances agree not to actively or passively recruit member nations of the other alliance for the purpose of committing espionage. If either signatory alliance collects intelligence regarding a security breach or a credible threat concerning the other signatory alliance, the acquiring signatory alliance will convey all pertinent information in their possession to the other signatory alliance.

a.) Should a member nation of a signatory alliance violate this article, said member nation will be declared a rogue and will no longer be offered the protection of either signatory alliance.
b.) If a signatory Alliance violates this article, such activity shall be considered an act of war.

Article E - SHMOVERT HOSTILE ACTIVITIES

Overt, covert, shmovert.

Article VI – RECIPROCAL DEFENSE

Voluntary Bi-Lateral Military Support: Neither signatory alliance is required to grant requests for military assistance to the other. However, barring other conflicting treaty obligations, should such a request be made through official channels by one alliance, the other alliance is highly encouraged to discuss and reach a consensus decision in their highest decision making body on whether or not to grant military assistance and if granted, in what form that military assistance shall be made.


Article VII – RECOVERY AID
In the event of conflict involving only one of the signatory alliances, upon cessation of hostilities and barring other conflicting treaty obligations, the non-combatant signatory alliance shall encourage its individual member nations to voluntarily provide recovery aid to individual member nations of the war-torn signatory alliance.
In the event of conflict involving both of the signatory alliances, upon cessation of hostilities and barring other conflicting treaty obligations, both signatory alliances shall encourage its individual member nations to voluntarily provide recovery aid to individual member nations of the war-torn signatory alliances regardless of alliance membership.

Article F - RECAPITULATING STUFF

Look, we just googled words starting with REC.

Article VIII – CIVILITY
Both signatory alliances shall be resolute in their insistence that their respective members remain polite and civil to each other at all times, especially in public forums and other public venues.
a)Unless it's followed by pictures of themselves wearing fairy dresses and holding up cans of Cambell's Soup.

Article IX – RATIFICATION
These protocols shall be ratified by both signatory alliances in conformity with their respective procedures.

Article G - RADICLE-ATION

Article X – TERMINATION
Either signatory alliance may terminate this compact at any time by providing the other signatory alliance with a 48 hour notice of intent to terminate. This compact is automatically terminated when either signatory alliance violates Article IV,V or VI of this compact.

Signed for the RIA -

Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery
DrunkWino - Triumvirate and wielder of the Triforce of Drunk.
Shadow - Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
King_Srqt - HoIA and Smooth's love toy
Dester55 - Overlooked member of the RIA and Head of Assimilation Recruitment
SWAT128 - Head of Foreign Affairs
iKrolm - Head of Economics
Imperator Emeritus Dilber the Pantless Thunderbolt, Standartenführer of the Cupcake - wait WHAT?!?!
WarriorConcept - Commander General of Cupcakery and Former Raider of Egore


Signed for the VE -

Cornelius, Lord of the Entente aka Big Yellow One
SoonerNation, Duke of the Entente aka Boomer
Impero, Secretary of Defense and War aka Italian Stallion
SonOfHoward, Secretary of Foreign Affairs aka High Roller
God of Salt, Secretary of the Interior aka NaCl God
Hellscream, Regent aka Crazy Russian
Cardsrock32, Regent aka Louisville Slugger
Smooth, Smooth Criminal and War Nutter