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Title: This, or that?
Post by: Tevron on March 28, 2012, 06:28:06 pm
The comparison game:  Post a comparison, answer the last one.

Quote
Example: Fries or coke?

Coke.



Hamburgers or Pepsi?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Jwest on March 28, 2012, 06:30:25 pm
Hamburgers

Pizza or cake
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Tevron on March 28, 2012, 06:32:19 pm
Cake

White Lies or Sad Truths?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: WhitEarendur on March 28, 2012, 06:34:28 pm
White Lies

16 and Pregnant or 19 Kids and Counting?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Tevron on March 28, 2012, 06:37:49 pm
19 kids and counting.

Death or Pain?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: WhitEarendur on March 28, 2012, 06:44:35 pm
well, pain I suppose???? 

Final Fantasy 6 or 8?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Jwest on March 28, 2012, 06:45:52 pm
7 or ten.... Never played those lol, 6

Kingdom hearts 1 or 2?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Sordid on March 28, 2012, 07:06:47 pm
1, I've never played 2.

Joshua or Eric?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Charles V on March 28, 2012, 07:07:50 pm
pokemon or yu gi oh
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: WhitEarendur on March 28, 2012, 07:14:04 pm
Pokemon

Squirtle or Charmander? 
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Sordid on March 28, 2012, 07:14:29 pm
Squirtle.

JoJ Or HoH SiS?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Tevron on March 28, 2012, 07:38:25 pm
JoJ


Pandas or Waffles?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Sordid on March 28, 2012, 07:39:34 pm
Waffles!

Eggs or Cheese?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Tevron on March 28, 2012, 07:41:54 pm
Cheese

Dolphins or Mice?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: evilcrayonman on March 28, 2012, 07:42:30 pm
Mice

Brown or green?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Tevron on March 28, 2012, 07:43:10 pm
Green

Silver or Red?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Sordid on March 28, 2012, 07:44:18 pm
Silver

Jail or Mental Institution?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: evilcrayonman on March 28, 2012, 07:45:21 pm
Mental Institution

Spoon or fork?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Sordid on March 28, 2012, 07:45:38 pm
Spoon

Happy or sad?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Tevron on March 28, 2012, 07:48:02 pm
The Poetry thread or The Pony Thread?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Sordid on March 28, 2012, 07:48:29 pm
Poetry

Organs or Bones?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Tevron on March 28, 2012, 07:51:27 pm
Bones

Knives or Guns?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Sordid on March 28, 2012, 07:51:57 pm
Knives

Worship or play?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Tevron on March 28, 2012, 07:52:19 pm
Worship

Jack or Jill?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Sordid on March 28, 2012, 07:53:13 pm
Jack his fall was an honest mistake.

Live in Sudan or Kenya?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Tevron on March 28, 2012, 07:58:28 pm
Sudan, because it's two countries.

Trump or Ron Paul?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on February 18, 2013, 01:05:48 pm
Ron Paul. He's worth gravedigging for.

Peter Griffin or Gryffindor?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on February 21, 2013, 11:09:35 am
Gryffindor...

Nuclear Annihilation or Zombie Pandemic...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Reoga on February 21, 2013, 11:04:46 pm
Zombie Pandemic I can kill every one I don't like and get away with it......really sir prove to me he was not a zombie.

Anal or virginal
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on February 22, 2013, 02:33:40 pm
Virginal. Anal sounds messy.

New York or London?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Reoga on February 22, 2013, 03:08:45 pm
London the accent turns me on

spit or swallow
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on February 27, 2013, 03:20:22 pm
Well, it's rude to spit. ;)

Kid Rock or Shakespeare?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Jenne on February 27, 2013, 09:28:18 pm
Shakespeare. 

Punk or Funk?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on February 28, 2013, 09:07:45 am
Oh that's a tough one... I'm going to go with Funk.


Staple remover or nuclear bomb?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Reoga on February 28, 2013, 09:14:21 am
nuclear bomb solves more problems

Count Chocula or count Cocofang?

Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on February 28, 2013, 06:38:45 pm
Count Chocula...

Oreo's or Chips Ahoy...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on March 01, 2013, 10:38:28 am
Oreo. Chips ahoy are dehydrated imitation cookies. Bleccch!

Nymphomaniac nazi midget, or transgendered anorexic hippie?


/also, OMG this smiley  :indeed:
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Jenne on March 01, 2013, 10:28:04 pm
Nymphomaniac nazi midget, though I reserve the right to change my mind depending on which way the transformation went.

Pen or Pencil
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on March 04, 2013, 10:24:27 am
Pencils are more forgiving.

Shaggy or Daphne?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Reoga on March 05, 2013, 12:32:59 am
Shaggy I dig all the belt buckles he has.

Hamato Yoshi or Oroku Saki 
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on March 05, 2013, 10:17:12 am
Hamato Yoshi is a better teacher, even if he does turn into a giant rat.

 :indeed: or (http://www.farkistan.org/Smileys/farkistan/monocle.gif)
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Reoga on March 05, 2013, 11:11:10 am
 :indeed: the other would imply I am surprised

Real or fake
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on March 05, 2013, 08:56:07 pm
Real.

Fame or Infamy...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Reoga on March 05, 2013, 11:22:57 pm
Infamy Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves.

army of sheep led by a wolf or  an army of wolves led by a sheep
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on March 06, 2013, 09:44:37 am
Army of wolves led by a sheep. They'd eventually eat the sheep and then you'd have an army of wolves in need of a leader...


Google or Bing?


/I think the Bing commercials may be lying about this one...
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on March 06, 2013, 10:49:31 am
Google.

PC or Mac...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on March 06, 2013, 03:15:09 pm
PC. Unless PC is Poison Clan and Mac is Macaroni.


Cake or death?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Reoga on March 06, 2013, 10:45:10 pm
ill take the fish.
Eddy izzard or robin Williams?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on March 07, 2013, 09:16:29 am
Eddie Izzard. Robin Williams is too ADD annoying for... wow something shiny!

Metallica or AC/DC?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on March 07, 2013, 12:32:28 pm
AC/DC

Rap or Country...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Reoga on March 07, 2013, 11:04:17 pm
Country by far better. No swearing every other work.

Phoenix or Dragon
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on March 08, 2013, 10:36:55 am
Dragon. Bigger, badder, better.

Hulk Hogan or Hollywood Hogan?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on March 11, 2013, 05:05:41 pm
Hulk Hogan...

Outside or Inside...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Reoga on March 11, 2013, 10:45:45 pm
Inside because that the 7th side of a cube. Every one for gets about the inside.

10th or 11th?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on March 12, 2013, 12:04:23 am
10th. I like even numbers...

Extremely Popular or Insanely Intelligent...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on March 12, 2013, 10:45:02 am
Insanely intelligent. Sounds like the description of a super villain.

left twix or right twix?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on March 12, 2013, 01:18:32 pm
Left i guess. Don't really know the difference...

Skittles or M&M's...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Reoga on March 12, 2013, 11:48:29 pm
 M&M's not as sticky when you use them in bed.

Mutant or alien
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on March 13, 2013, 02:29:13 pm
Mutant. You can have sex with a mutant without it causing an intergalactic shitstorm.

give or receive?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on March 13, 2013, 03:07:06 pm
Receive...

Summer or Winter...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Reoga on March 13, 2013, 10:54:44 pm
winter I like to cuddle

Size of the boat or motion in the ocean?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on March 13, 2013, 11:54:38 pm
Motion in the Ocean...

Lost on a deserted island

or

Trapped inside the internet...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Reoga on March 14, 2013, 12:03:11 am
Trapped inside the internet because we already are.

Red or black Bra
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on March 14, 2013, 09:14:53 am
Black bra. Sexy!

Mary Poppins or Cat in the Hat?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on March 14, 2013, 01:41:10 pm
Cat in the Hat...

Halo or CoD...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on March 14, 2013, 02:33:36 pm
Halo. Masterchief will fuck your world all up. Plus cortana is hot.

King for one day or President for one term?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on March 14, 2013, 08:22:52 pm
President for a Term. Looking for a challenge.

Explore Deep Space or Explore the Deepest Ocean...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on March 18, 2013, 10:14:52 am
Deepest Ocean. I think we should finish exploring our own planet before we go mess up someone else's.

Stop! Hammertime! or Stop! Collaborate and listen!
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on March 18, 2013, 03:56:19 pm
Hammertime....

Crime Fighting or Criminal Underworld...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on March 19, 2013, 10:16:24 am
Crime fighting. Criminals are dicks.

Trix or Fruity Pebbles?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on March 19, 2013, 08:43:51 pm
Trix...

 :rainbowsheep: or  :mia: ...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on March 20, 2013, 09:18:05 am
 :mia:

Reese's pieces or skittles?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on March 20, 2013, 10:45:15 am
Skittles. Don't like Reese's Pieces...

Dark Chocolate or White Chocolate...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on March 21, 2013, 10:25:00 am
White is clearly superior. Ask NoR.

Magneto or Lex Luthor?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on March 21, 2013, 02:02:25 pm
Lex Luthor...

DC or Marvel...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on March 22, 2013, 08:55:48 am
DC has all the classics, but I'm a Marvel guy at heart.

London or Berlin?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on March 22, 2013, 11:25:36 am
London...

Atlantic or Pacific...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on March 25, 2013, 09:19:55 am
Pacific. I've never been in the Atlantic.

Easter or Spring Festival?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: wingedwolfmgless on March 28, 2013, 07:37:53 am
easter

100 degrees or 0 degrees?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on March 28, 2013, 10:28:49 am
0 degrees.

Telepathy or Telekinesis?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on March 28, 2013, 06:00:26 pm
Telekinesis...

Heaven or Hell...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Jenne on March 28, 2013, 10:58:55 pm
Hell. Id be lonely in heaven.

March Madness or Super Bowl
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on March 30, 2013, 10:08:35 pm
Superbowl. Never been too much into Basketball, but not really a football fan either...

Tropic of Cancer or Tropic of Capricorn...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on April 03, 2013, 09:31:49 am
Capricorn. Cancers are too crabby (*rimshot*)

Smelly feet or smelly fart?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: wingedwolfmgless on April 07, 2013, 11:15:30 am
smelly feet

smoke a cigarette or lick an ashtray?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on April 08, 2013, 12:31:29 pm
Smoke a cigarette.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscx2n01ZS1qchnreo1_500.jpg)


Punch a nun in front of your mom or kiss a man in front of your dad?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on April 08, 2013, 11:07:10 pm
Punch da nun.

No More Sleep or No More Food...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on April 09, 2013, 08:53:00 am
No more food. As long as I have booze and sleep I'm good.


Destroy CN or cure herpes?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on April 17, 2013, 01:18:51 am
Cure herpes. Why would I destroy CN.

Always Alone or Forever Followed...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on April 17, 2013, 08:48:02 am
Forever followed. Hard to get laid if you're forever alone.

To spam, or not to spam?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on April 19, 2013, 01:48:32 pm
Not to spam.

Bring back the dinosaurs or Save all the endangered species...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on April 23, 2013, 02:35:22 pm
bring back dinosaurs, but avoid Jurassic Park.

East coast or West coast?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: kranstentistan on April 28, 2013, 07:35:58 pm
East coast is best coast.

Robots or dogs?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on May 02, 2013, 10:57:49 am
Dogs. At least it knows love.

McDonalds or Burger King...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: kranstentistan on May 02, 2013, 08:48:22 pm
McDonalds

feminism or egalitarianism?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on May 15, 2013, 09:12:50 am
Egalitarianism.

Have sex with Betty White, or receive a handjob from John Goodman?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: kranstentistan on May 15, 2013, 05:43:54 pm
Get a hand job from the almighty john Goodman of course.

Become impotent or have an orgasim for the rest of your life?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on May 17, 2013, 09:08:57 am
Get a hand job from the almighty john Goodman of course.

Become impotent or have an orgasim for the rest of your life?
After some careful thought, I'd be impotent. Viagra can fix it (or Cialis or whatever else from my spam folder). A life-long orgasm would make it impossible to eat, drive, or function. You'd probably starve to death. If not, imagine how hard it would be to get laid if you're in a perpetual orgasm?
"nnnnngghg-heeeey, ngh! good looooOOooking laa aaa aady! Wuh - wha- whaaaAAAHnt to go OH GOD YES for some cc-c-ccoffeeEEEEEE? OH SHIT! OH YESSSSSSS!" Plus you'd have to wear a diaper to contain the ludicrous amounts of man gravy.

Anyways,
Blue Oyster Cult or Blue Man Group?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: kranstentistan on May 17, 2013, 12:55:58 pm
Blue oyster group

the order or the collective?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on May 18, 2013, 09:49:54 am
The Collective.

NOD or GDI...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: kranstentistan on May 18, 2013, 03:39:02 pm
NOD

Florida or New Jersey?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on May 20, 2013, 09:17:39 am
Florida. Disney World!!! WOOOOO! :woop:

Weed or Booze?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: kranstentistan on May 20, 2013, 01:06:29 pm
weed.


hail or Leo?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on May 21, 2013, 08:39:19 am
Hail to the king, baby.
(http://www.realcavsfans.com/images/smilies/kingofhill.gif)

Blue Bell or Ben & Jerry's?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on June 16, 2013, 05:01:17 pm
Ben & Jerry's...

Ham or Turkey...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on June 17, 2013, 08:41:36 am
Turkey for the moment.

Girl on girl, or Guy on girl on girl?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: zuka235 on August 02, 2013, 05:12:32 pm
Girl on girl...

Chick magnet or Filthy rich...?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on November 06, 2013, 10:07:31 am
Filthy rich. I'm already married. Sorry, ladies!  :smug:

New car or new pool?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Kill on November 06, 2013, 03:14:48 pm
New car. Being 17 and a new car would be great

Have all the knowledge or no knowledge
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: DAVE FUCKIN' DAVESON on November 12, 2013, 04:15:30 pm
No knowledge. Ogaden already exists for the other one.

No penis or two ballsacks?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Gangs on November 13, 2013, 06:01:52 am
definitely 2 ballsacks.
Be Indian or Chinese?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Bleak Outlook on November 13, 2013, 11:06:43 am
Chinese. Better food, better at math, preparing to rule the world.

Stapler or Paper Clip?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Gangs on November 13, 2013, 11:19:31 am
Stapler, easier to non violently (dunno how that'll work) staple your balls to your commie, brown hating legs.
Alienware laptop or uber gaming rig pc?
Title: Re: This, or that?
Post by: Purplemoon on January 03, 2015, 04:58:25 am
I was going to start a thread for this but saw that there was already one so let's see how this goes...


Alienware



Summer or winter?