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So, I stepped in shit today.
« on: November 01, 2011, 08:56:37 am »
In my own house. And I wasn't wearing shoes or socks.

I woke up, messed around on the internet and then went to get some breakfast. I noticed there was a dark brown streak on my foot. It was about 1.5 long and 0.5 inches wide. It was on the front part of my foot, about an inch below my little toe. I have no idea how it got there. Surely if I stepped in something it would be on the base of my foot? I inspected both my feet but there was nothing else there, just that one streak. I thought it might be muck or something, but I smelt it and it was definitely shit. So I washed it off. I looked around the house and I couldn't see any shit on the floor. Maybe the streak was there since the previous night? If so, there would be evidence in my bed. But I checked my bed and there was nothing there. Then a few minutes later I looked at my feet again and I see that there is more shit on my foot. This time it was thinly dispersed along the base of my foot, unlike last time when it was concentrated in one area. I washed it off. Then I put on socks and shoes.

There is still shit somewhere in my house.
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Re: So, I stepped in shit today.
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2011, 10:48:13 am »
clearly your house is haunted by the spirit of a former housepet.
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Re: So, I stepped in shit today.
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2011, 11:07:31 am »
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Re: So, I stepped in shit today.
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2011, 11:10:00 am »
Have you tried smell testing the premises?  Close all the windows, and then walk around room to room, and if you find one room smells more like shit than the rest, hone in with a breathful, nostril-flaring search.  Spoken by one who knows.

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Re: So, I stepped in shit today.
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2011, 11:11:08 am »
If you happen to find me in your house, then you'll know the source.
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Re: So, I stepped in shit today.
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2011, 11:18:14 am »
I have been informed that the perpetrator was, in fact, my dog. She didn't shit on the floor, but I think she stepped on shit outside and then came inside. She probably stood on my foot, which would explain why it got on that part of my foot. I guess she spread it around the house too. It's kinda hard to see on the wooden floors. I suppose I should wash them.
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Re: So, I stepped in shit today.
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2011, 12:55:13 pm »
Probably a good idea.
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Re: So, I stepped in shit today.
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2011, 12:56:20 pm »
You know it's a bad day when you step in shit and you haven't even left your house
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Re: So, I stepped in shit today.
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2011, 01:10:26 pm »
Quote from: Ogaden on November 01, 2011, 12:56:20 pm
You know it's a bad day when you step in shit and you haven't even left your house
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Re: So, I stepped in shit today.
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2011, 02:17:42 pm »
I don't mean to pry, but what kind of shit is it?
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Re: So, I stepped in shit today.
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2011, 02:34:55 pm »
Quote from: Ogaden on November 01, 2011, 12:56:20 pm
You know it's a bad day when you step in shit and you haven't even left your house
And it happened twice.

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I don't mean to pry, but what kind of shit is it?
I don't know, dog shit? My dog had it on her collar, must have been rolling around in it.
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Re: So, I stepped in shit today.
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2011, 04:57:56 pm »
Dogs seem to have the inverse sense of smell that we do.  After a dog has been shampooed and smells ok they hate it, to them, they have just been dipped in shit and smell horrible.

To them a dead animal or a turd lying in the sun smells amazing and they want to roll around in it like it's rose petals or something.
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Re: So, I stepped in shit today.
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2011, 06:00:27 pm »
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Re: So, I stepped in shit today.
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2011, 02:08:20 pm »
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Quote from: GrilledSlug on November 01, 2011, 02:17:42 pm
I don't mean to pry, but what kind of shit is it?
I don't know, dog shit? My dog had it on her collar, must have been rolling around in it.

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Re: So, I stepped in shit today.
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2011, 02:11:43 pm »
Probably mine, since it was in my garden. Why does it matter?
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Re: So, I stepped in shit today.
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2011, 02:36:47 pm »
Just wondering who the real culprit was. 

You are speculating - are you sure it was your dog?  Did the shit have a familiar look and feel?
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Re: So, I stepped in shit today.
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2011, 02:43:39 pm »
Quote from: Ogaden on November 01, 2011, 12:56:20 pm
You know it's a bad day when you step in shit and you haven't even left your house

This post is so right.

I've literally slipped on cat shit, after showering, 20 minutes before work, and I slid from ass to back on the shit.
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Re: So, I stepped in shit today.
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2011, 02:47:49 pm »
Was it your own cat's shit?  We seem to be unfurling a theme here.
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Re: So, I stepped in shit today.
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2011, 05:11:28 pm »
Yeah, it was my own cat's shit.



She had issues when I first brought her in my house.



Now she loves shitting in dem blue crystals.

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