Once upon a time, there was a strange meeting. A lone penguin wandering in the desert and a lone cactus growing within the tundra. What would happen if these two lost souls met one another? What would happen if they were to band together? This is the story of their friendship.
His Imperial Excellency RandomInterrupt of Amber, Eternally At Fault. Diplomatic Shark, Mr. Sith Lord Bear, Caliph of the New Desolate Order, Minister of Sexual Healings, The Baconator, Theodore Roosevelt, In GE's Quit Message, Comrade of the Glorious People's Glorious Revolution, Scourge of the OWF, Genesis Minister of Awesome, favored son of Walford, Savior of the Disillusioned, God-Emperor of Mumbai, Destroyer of the Betrayers, and Clint Eastwood's inspiration. Also, Wisconsin.
Imperial Regent - Dajobo
Imperial Liaison - EaTeM_uP, Harvester of Sorrow, Eater of Corn
Imperial Advisor of Foreign Affairs - Quantum Leap
Minister of Love - Medic32
Minister of Plenty - Mompson
Minister of Truth - Mergerberger, Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass
Minister of Peace - Hullean
Deputy Minister of Peace - WarGod0001
Deputy Minister of Truth - Tevron
Deputy Minister of Love - Nicki Nemesis
Deputy Minister of Plenty - Vindicator
~Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Eternal Triumvir of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc.
~im317, Triumvir, Former Elder of PotD, wow my sig is short.
~Shadow Slayer, Why in God's Name Are We Signing With Polar
~Ogaden, prophet of the fungicidal apocalypse, wanderer of the nuclear wasteland, builder of robots of doom, shameless HoE.
~Croix, Signer of things, Doer of stuff, Annalist
~biofantic, Head of Military Operations, Master of the Galaxy, the 5th ghostbuster, Singer of great epics, Divider of Canyons, Emperor of Emperors, Leader of the New Generation, Squire to Shadow's Shadow's Shadow's Shadow, Curer of Bad Music Syndrome
~brian, ID=467779
~Jenne - Master of Puppetz, Slave to the Man, Grand Master Ninja Warrior of the poopie diaper
~cctmsp13, Viceroy