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Title: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 18, 2011, 01:42:09 am
I refuse to come out, or let anyone in. I have a year's supply of bacon, nachos, frozen pizza, and Pepsi. Leave me alone, and please watch out for when I empty my chamber pot.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 18, 2011, 02:11:02 am
I think I could easily overrun that piece of shit.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 18, 2011, 02:12:38 am
*empties chamber pot on Leo's head from above and returns to whatever I was doing*
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 18, 2011, 02:15:08 am
That's a better treehouse, but I could still easily destabilize it.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 18, 2011, 02:17:06 am
*cannot hear Leo in my treehouse of solitude*
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 18, 2011, 02:20:46 am
*carves "Moth was Here" into your tree*
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 18, 2011, 02:21:38 am
*bird shits on Leo*
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Gangs on September 18, 2011, 03:45:03 am
/me is being Indian...
/me  dont have tree houses...
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Ganon5 on September 18, 2011, 06:06:57 am
Give me a chainsaw and an umbrella. I'll have you out in no time
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Rorick on September 18, 2011, 08:46:48 am
Chainsaw? And risk having the contents of a chamber pot on your head, even with an umbrella? My good sir, you must get with the times and use the new and improved logging technique: Rocket Launcher.

*Launches rocket at tree house* :D
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 18, 2011, 01:19:05 pm
*activates deflector shields*
*fires a Death star laser at Rorick*
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Rorick on September 18, 2011, 01:45:42 pm
*Uses mirror shield*
*Bounces laser back at tree house*
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 18, 2011, 01:46:39 pm
*still has shields up*
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 18, 2011, 01:54:05 pm
*takes a piss on treehouse's generator*
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 18, 2011, 07:13:08 pm
*electrocutes Leo's penis*
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 18, 2011, 07:25:05 pm
*cums on tree from stimulation*
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Rorick on September 18, 2011, 07:31:39 pm
*digs under shield*
*Plants bunker-buster*
*BOOM!* :kaboom:

 :megusta:
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Electric Mango on September 18, 2011, 08:19:18 pm
/me builds enormous tree house that encompasses Crazys tree house.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 18, 2011, 11:08:53 pm
o_o
Does this make me part of IRON?
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 18, 2011, 11:28:10 pm
We're all part of IRON.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2011, 12:23:33 am
If that was the case you wouldn't be here cause Mia'd of had your ass banned.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 19, 2011, 12:44:53 am
Quote from: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2011, 12:23:33 am
If that was the case you wouldn't be here cause Mia'd of had your ass banned.
Mia and I are secretly lovers.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2011, 01:07:30 am
I'm not having this discussion, because when the subject of "Mia's Opinion of Leo" is brought up, you take on a state transcendent of delusional.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Brian on September 19, 2011, 02:32:57 am
i think we should just leave him be... i mean, isnt the forums really better off without him?
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Mia on September 19, 2011, 11:36:05 am
Why would I ban Leo? That would insinuate I care about him.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2011, 01:12:43 pm
Quote from: Mia on September 19, 2011, 11:36:05 am
Why would I ban Leo? That would insinuate I care about him.
You could make ice feel cold Mia.

And yes, we'd be better off without Leo, the problem is we can't get rid of him because other alliances "DO NOT WANT" him.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 19, 2011, 03:13:48 pm
*points at quote in sig*
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Mia on September 19, 2011, 03:46:27 pm
Caring takes effort, Leo is not worth my effort.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 19, 2011, 03:52:00 pm
You're worth the world to me, Mia.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2011, 05:27:37 pm
You're worth the price of sand in a desert to her.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 19, 2011, 05:37:15 pm
Quote from: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2011, 05:27:37 pm
You're worth the price of sand in a desert to her.
http://denisesart.hubpages.com/hub/Selling-Sand-In-The-Desert (http://denisesart.hubpages.com/hub/Selling-Sand-In-The-Desert)

Check and mate.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Mia on September 19, 2011, 06:07:23 pm
Quote from: Leo on September 19, 2011, 03:52:00 pm
You're worth the world to me, Mia.

Right and how many other people have you said that to? C-zom, Mango, Loren...
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2011, 06:57:14 pm
Mia... Um, your giving me frostbite and giving cold damage to my tree.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Mia on September 19, 2011, 08:44:48 pm
Trees can survive frostbite. Minnesota! :D
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2011, 08:48:12 pm
Okay, my tree is fine. What about my nose?
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Mia on September 19, 2011, 08:59:30 pm
Wear a scarf?
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2011, 09:24:55 pm
Or you could stop being a fucking Ice Queen.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Mia on September 19, 2011, 09:44:37 pm
Quote from: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2011, 09:24:55 pm
Or you could stop being a fucking Ice Queen.

Let's see... ice Queen or slut of Leo? I vote ice queen!
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2011, 09:46:21 pm
You don't need to be Leo's slut to not be an Ice Queen!
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Mia on September 19, 2011, 10:18:05 pm
I  don't  see how my being an Ice Queen affects you unless you plan to hit on me.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2011, 10:22:23 pm
I HAVE FROSTBITE YOU INSENSITIVE WITCH!
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 19, 2011, 10:28:41 pm
Quote from: Mia on September 19, 2011, 06:07:23 pm
Quote from: Leo on September 19, 2011, 03:52:00 pm
You're worth the world to me, Mia.

Right and how many other people have you said that to? C-zom, Mango, Loren...
Never say that name to me again, Mia.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Locke on September 19, 2011, 10:31:09 pm
Quote from: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2011, 01:12:43 pm
Quote from: Mia on September 19, 2011, 11:36:05 am
Why would I ban Leo? That would insinuate I care about him.
You could make ice feel cold Mia.

And yes, we'd be better off without Leo, the problem is we can't get rid of him because other alliances "DO NOT WANT" him.
GOD will provide a safe haven for Leo. If we can live with Lion, Leo will be cake.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2011, 10:33:57 pm
Lionheart?
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 19, 2011, 10:36:28 pm
Quote from: Locke on September 19, 2011, 10:31:09 pm
Quote from: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2011, 01:12:43 pm
Quote from: Mia on September 19, 2011, 11:36:05 am
Why would I ban Leo? That would insinuate I care about him.
You could make ice feel cold Mia.

And yes, we'd be better off without Leo, the problem is we can't get rid of him because other alliances "DO NOT WANT" him.
GOD will provide a safe haven for Leo. If we can live with Lion, Leo will be cake.
Challenge accepted.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Mia on September 19, 2011, 11:24:09 pm
Quote from: Leo on September 19, 2011, 10:28:41 pm
Quote from: Mia on September 19, 2011, 06:07:23 pm
Quote from: Leo on September 19, 2011, 03:52:00 pm
You're worth the world to me, Mia.

Right and how many other people have you said that to? C-zom, Mango, Loren...
Never say that name to me again, Mia.

Which name?
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2011, 11:28:05 pm
Loren I presume
She's Leo's Professor Ivy to his Brock.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 20, 2011, 12:21:20 am
Quote from: Mia on September 19, 2011, 11:24:09 pm
Quote from: Leo on September 19, 2011, 10:28:41 pm
Quote from: Mia on September 19, 2011, 06:07:23 pm
Quote from: Leo on September 19, 2011, 03:52:00 pm
You're worth the world to me, Mia.

Right and how many other people have you said that to? C-zom, Mango, Loren...
Never say that name to me again, Mia.

Which name?
You damn well know which name, Mia. I do not appreciate you delving into my past and bringing up bad memories so nonchalantly, with nary a care for the damage you are causing.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 20, 2011, 12:33:37 am

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Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Locke on September 20, 2011, 05:01:01 am
Quote from: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2011, 10:33:57 pm
Lionheart?
Lionheart and lion5. It's like a two'fer.

<3 is constantly insisting that he is better now though, and that 5 is worse than him. :v
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Mia on September 20, 2011, 07:26:21 am
No I don't know which name because unlike what you may think of me, my life doesn't revolve around your past.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 20, 2011, 12:01:54 pm
Quote from: Mia on September 20, 2011, 07:26:21 am
No I don't know which name because unlike what you may think of me, my life doesn't revolve around your past.
Then why do you keep bringing up my past?
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 20, 2011, 12:47:48 pm
Quote from: Locke on September 20, 2011, 05:01:01 am
Quote from: Crazyman93 on September 19, 2011, 10:33:57 pm
Lionheart?
Lionheart and lion5. It's like a two'fer.

<3 is constantly insisting that he is better now though, and that 5 is worse than him. :v

Just so you know, one of the worst trolls on a Message board I used to frequent used the name Lionheart. "Troll without trolling," "I'm just helping you get a life."
He also danced.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Mia on September 20, 2011, 05:29:31 pm
Why do you keep insisting on you  love me when you don't?
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 20, 2011, 06:01:45 pm
Because he doesn't want you to find out that I love you Mia.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Mia on September 20, 2011, 06:33:25 pm
So you join the line of fools?
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 20, 2011, 06:54:52 pm
No. Because I know it's a futile effort to hit on you.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 20, 2011, 07:53:31 pm
Quote from: Mia on September 20, 2011, 05:29:31 pm
Why do you keep insisting on you  love me when you don't?
What is this, some kind of romcom all of a sudden?
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Mia on September 21, 2011, 12:35:34 am
It is a  "leave me alone". :P
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 21, 2011, 12:43:37 am
Quote from: Mia on September 21, 2011, 12:35:34 am
It is a  "burritos me alone". :P
Yep, most definitely a romcom.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Mia on September 21, 2011, 03:35:27 pm
I don't even know what romcoms are.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 21, 2011, 03:55:28 pm
Quote from: Mia on September 21, 2011, 03:35:27 pm
I don't even know what romcoms are.
Romantic Comedies. As a woman, you love them.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Mia on September 21, 2011, 04:24:45 pm
.. not really.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 21, 2011, 04:34:37 pm
Yes really. I'm a Master in Women. Would you like to see my certifRIcate?
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 21, 2011, 05:11:32 pm
You drew that on an Index Card, in crayon.
<_<


We all know Mia's an action girl.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 21, 2011, 05:38:05 pm
Quote from: Crazyman93 on September 21, 2011, 05:11:32 pm
You drew that on an Index Card, in crayon.
<_<
Hey, my university is allowed to create its diplomas in any fashion that it so wishes.

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We all know Mia's an action girl.
Then I'll gladly take her out for some action.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Mia on September 21, 2011, 06:43:21 pm
How about you two go out.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 21, 2011, 07:15:17 pm
Because I love you Mia. And would rather take a life of being alone than go to anyone else. Especially Leo.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Mia on September 21, 2011, 09:46:57 pm
I think you just think Leo is torture.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 21, 2011, 09:48:41 pm
Quote from: Mia on September 21, 2011, 06:43:21 pm
How about you two go out.
Because our signs do not align under the twilight moon.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 21, 2011, 11:20:52 pm
Quote from: Mia on September 21, 2011, 09:46:57 pm
I think you just think Leo is torture.
Leo's mother was arrested for violating the 8th amendment shortly after Leo's birth. Coincidence? I think not.
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Leo on September 21, 2011, 11:33:09 pm
Quote from: Crazyman93 on September 21, 2011, 11:20:52 pm
Quote from: Mia on September 21, 2011, 09:46:57 pm
I think you just think Leo is torture.
Leo's mother was arrested for violating the 8th amendment shortly after Leo's birth. Coincidence? I think not.
The world deserved this punishment. It is neither cruel nor unusual, and I care not what that damned government of yours has to say about it!
Title: Re: I'm locking myself in my treehouse
Post by: Mia on September 22, 2011, 10:58:35 am
Whatever. :|