Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: wethepeople on September 18, 2007, 06:02:41 pm
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Look at the timestamp plx. And kill Gangs for me.
Gangs is a big fat tard.
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Yesh
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I guess..? If you count a 2 week bf one lol
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yes, 3 times
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>_>
call me a man whore and i'll cut your balls off and give them to kenny for his birthday!
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Its complicated.
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Dang Vector. >_>
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Vector, you either lie or you're a man whore.
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XD
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not mah fault
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>_>
ya no one belives me
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zombie,
(http://www.cchem.berkeley.edu/chem120a_nhy/brown_paper_bag.jpg)
that is the bag your balls shall be in
and on the man whore note: im not lying i've gone out with 5 girls 3 that i think lasted long enough to be called relationships
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Holy crap. @_@
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is in the greatest relationship ive had thus far.
she texted me earlier..and i quote
Fuck. I'm horny. Where are you when I need you.
I love this girl
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as said,
not mah fault
well kinda
ok mabey a lot
but the point is...um there is no point
also, ^^has gotten one of those >_> after i broke up with her 0_o
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=D Nice King.
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ive had like 5 3-5 month relationships :]
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taffy is fantastic
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tis ok,
acctuly it's a good thing. belive me dating is a bitch till you can drive
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I've had two.
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Thanks Vector. >_> I'm sure it is until you drive.
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Thanks Vector. >_> I'm sure it is until you drive. Still, that doesn't keep me from wanting one.
I'm telling you, mine doesn't count, so no worries. You're not alone.
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Thanks Loren. >_> =/
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<__<
Don't make me get into my history plz.
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Yes to the question if living in Loren's pants counts.
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^^same here
lets just say that 1. never ever ever EVER date someone your friends with 2. long distance= soooo not worth it 3. older/more experience = very bad idea
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im fat and stuff, but chicks like that, ive had honestly like 16 girlfriends, but only like 5-7 were serious.
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Everyone who's in one now...
I HATE YOU ALL.
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^^same here
lets just say that 1. never ever ever EVER date someone your friends with 2. long distance= soooo not worth it 3. older/more experience = very bad idea
Wait, what!? That had nothing to do with what I said.
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<__<
Don't make me get into my history plz.
Of course not. @_@
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Everyone who's in one now...
I HATE YOU ALL.
This. ;_;
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Everyone who's in one now...
I HATE YOU ALL.
This. *fap**fap**fap*
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I had one. Didn't last too long, but, it was a relationship!
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Joker too!?
;_; -Jumps off bridge-
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You have no idea how much worse this topic made my mood.
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You have no idea how much worse this topic made my mood.
I'm with you. Got me all depressed too. >_> And I made it.
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I was in a bad one because A. I got rejected last Friday, and it still stings; B. I don't even know what I'm gonna do in this department since I have so few attractive girls in my classes; C. the one girl I kinda started to like over the summer at summer school is a year younger than me, thus it brings its own social problems and the fact that she's in none of my classes; D: Florida; E. This topic makes me a ::sadpanda::; F. talking to zombie depresses me because he makes girls like him without trying/has a ton of hot girls in his classes apparently; G. Because the rest of my last five days has been a huge shitstorm; and H. because today, crew sucked.
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@__@ Wow. Cynic my man, I'm sorry.
A: I never got rejected, so I couldn't help ya. B: Same situation for me, sorta. No hot girls anywhere. FTL C: That just sucks. Period. =/ D: Florida E: I agree F: XD I remember him saying stuff about hot girls in his class a while back. G: I'm sorry bro. Shitstorms for the epic loose.
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And this topic makes me continue to wish I could physically beat myself up for having ever broken up with the girl I was going out with a little over a year ago now.
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A. I got laid last Friday, and it still stings; B. Go outside of your classes; C. see last answer...different grades dont matter at all...unlessyour grade nine and shes grade 8 for some reason thats just fucked up D: Florida; E. Things could ALWAYS be worse; F. dont compare yourself to zombie, youll always come out feeling worse about yourself...hes what we call an alphahuman; G. Shitstorms suck; and H. whats crew lol
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Sorry for you guys, I at least have a good amount of hot girls in my classes. They flirt with me a lot, but I've got no problem with flying solo. Therefore I have all the fun of being solo, but without all the advantages of not being solo. Just some of it.
Unfortunately, I have a feeling that didn't help you guys feel any.
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Crew=rowing, and it eats your life whole so you can't do any other extracurriculars. The good news is, within a year or two I'll be ripped. The bigger problem on the grade difference thing is communication. Never get to talk to her at all. And I feel better now because I just read an awesome Polish joke.
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I dated a girl once, but it was never a relationship, or anything even resembling one.
On the other hand, I've been rejected...*counts* four times. That number would be vastly increased if my friends didn't try to talk me out of asking people out. (some friends, eh?) I'm thinking of dating the girl I kinda-sorta-dated again, but she'll probably say no.
It's odd, because I'm not unattractive or anything. I'm no Johnny Depp, but I'm definitely above par...
Getting me started is a bad idea.
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what grade you in?
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what grade you in?
Who is that directed at?
If it's me, I'm a freshman in college.
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She's a freshman, I'm a sophomore. And as I said, crew eats my life, and I very rarely would have an opportunity to talk to her. Nothing beyond saying hi in the hall since summer school. So I've pretty much already given that up as a bad job and I'm looking elsewhere.
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didnt realize it took me so long to write four words...it was to cynic lol >_>
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Dude, if your high school is anything like mine, that means nothing. We sophomores have plenty of classes with freshmen and if we want, we can talk to them during lunch, breakfast break, between classes, or before or after school. In high school, nothing can stop you, me, or anyone else.
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I like this one girl, honestly, but I don't know. >_> She's way, way different than me. Different type of family, different everything. She's hot as hell though.
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ew americans...sophomore is grade 10 right? well ive always had a pretty steady stream of girlfreinds (sorry lol) but in grade 11 its definitely when shit starts to pick up. upper tier of the school, just make yourself known and everything you'll need will come to you. if all else fails, i suggest dreads. gets you more ass than you could need
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Dude, if your high school is anything like mine, that means nothing. We sophomores have plenty of classes with freshmen and if we want, we can talk to them during lunch, breakfast break, between classes, or before or after school. In high school, nothing can stop you, me, or anyone else.
First, wtf is breakfast break? Second, half of my lunch period is gone because I'm taking a combo of Latin 2/Ancient Greek 1. What little time I have is devoted to eating. I have no classes with freshmen. None. Nor will I. She gets to school with no time to talk. After school I'm directly to crew. Between classes/study periods, we only have one study the same, and by the time I get there, she's in a chair sandwiched by two of her friends whom I don't know at all.
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Similar with me dude. I'm the smartest guy in my grade. She's a cheerleader. We still talk every once in a while though. The only class we have together is Spanish though, but seeing as though I'm the only guy in the school who knows it and we sit right next to each other, it makes for some good moments.
I guess I have some luck. Now if only I can take that luck to the next level.
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in grade 11 its definitely when shit starts to pick up. upper tier of the school, just make yourself known and everything you'll need will come to you.
Not necessarily. I was one of the most well-known people in my school.
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I'm damn well known: I'm the kid who wore a kilt all day and played the bagpipes at Festival of Nations. Literally almost every person would know me for that. >_> I'm very smart, but seeing as I go to a school well known for academics, there are definitely people much smarter than me. But not many.
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well...be known in a good way? even thats optional...im not saying it will guarantee you chicks, but it doesnt hurt and having lots of friends is fun lol
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I agree with Cynic on the crew part, it does eat your life whole.
I've been in 4 that I would count relationships in my 20 years of life. I kind of miss my last significant other, but eh. My options are wide open, I'm trying that whole casual dating thing.
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Can't vote, so I'll go with no. If you have to think about it, its a no.
I had one Middle School relationship, and we all know those don't count. It wasn't my fault, yes fault is the appropriate word. Damn middle school "hand whore," yeah, thats also appropriate. She obviously didn't understand the meaning of the word relationship.
Had "another" in High School, but it was with what I'd describe as a "notes girl." You know, the annoying ones that don't have time to talk and only write notes. <_< Then where the hell do they get the time to write the damn notes? Also, didn't we switch to text messaging or something (not that I use my cellphone ever)? In the end, we broke up because apparently I didn't know how to be a boyfriend. Or thats what I got out of the fucking note.
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First, wtf is breakfast break?
My school has a 20 min break between 1st and 2nd period so that students can go the the lunchroom and have a small breakfast if they wish.
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First, wtf is breakfast break?
My school has a 20 min break between 1st and 2nd period so that students can go the the lunchroom and have a small breakfast if they wish.
thats ridiculous...
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well...be known in a good way? even thats optional...im not saying it will guarantee you chicks, but it doesnt hurt and having lots of friends is fun lol
It's also good to have friends who can hook you up with hot girls.
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Can't vote, so I'll go with no. If you have to think about it, its a no.
I had one Middle School relationship, and we all know those don't count. It wasn't my fault, yes fault is the appropriate word. Damn middle school "hand whore," yeah, thats also appropriate. She obviously didn't understand the meaning of the word relationship.
Had "another" in High School, but it was with what I'd describe as a "notes girl." You know, the annoying ones that don't have time to talk and only write notes. <_< Then where the hell do they get the time to write the damn notes? Also, didn't we switch to text messaging or something (not that I use my cellphone ever)? In the end, we broke up because apparently I didn't know how to be a boyfriend. Or thats what I got out of the fucking note.
The latter sounds like something out of a Dane Cook skit. And to King: I am known in a good way. Just not friends with everyone.
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I like this one girl, honestly, but I don't know. >_> She's way, way different than me. Different type of family, different everything. She's hot as hell though.
go for it, i've dated people from totaly different lives than me and sometimes it works sometimes it does not
Similar with me dude. I'm the smartest guy in my grade. She's a cheerleader. We still talk every once in a while though. The only class we have together is Spanish though, but seeing as though I'm the only guy in the school who knows it and we sit right next to each other, it makes for some good moments.
I guess I have some luck. Now if only I can take that luck to the next level.
heh, cheerleaders at mah school = evil besides this one girl but i would never go out with her. she's hot and all but back to the never date friends thing. and that creates many problems for me *knows about 90% of his grade*
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well...be known in a good way? even thats optional...im not saying it will guarantee you chicks, but it doesnt hurt and having lots of friends is fun lol
I was known in a good way. I was the funny guy who was on TV all the time, as well as in everything else arts-related, which is very good considering my high school was very arts-focused.
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well...be known in a good way? even thats optional...im not saying it will guarantee you chicks, but it doesnt hurt and having lots of friends is fun lol
It's also good to have friends who can hook you up with hot girls.
this is true. im usually the one doing the hooking up but a good hookup (and wingman) is always good.
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How it ridiculous, king?
Here's my schedule:
1st period: 8:00 to 9:00
BB: 9:00 to 9:20
2nd: 9:20 to 10:15
3rd: 10:20 to 11:35
4th: 11:40 to 12:35
Lunch: 12:35 to 1:00
5th: 1:05 to 2:00
6th: 2:00 to 3:00
Also, remember that all of those are classes. We have no study hall in my school.
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My school begins and ends at the same time as yours and we have no BS "breakfast break." >_>
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Yeah, Vector, our school is small so the cheerleaders aren't evil, they're cool to be around. The sports players are also fun to be around. The pranksters are fun to be around. Everyone's fun to be around. The best part is that everyone hangs out with everyone else.
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I'm homeschooled. >_>
;_;
I might go for it Vector.
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leo,
way better than ours
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Had "another" in High School, but it was with what I'd describe as a "notes girl." You know, the annoying ones that don't have time to talk and only write notes. <_< Then where the hell do they get the time to write the damn notes? Also, didn't we switch to text messaging or something (not that I use my cellphone ever)? In the end, we broke up because apparently I didn't know how to be a boyfriend. Or thats what I got out of the fucking note.
The latter sounds like something out of a Dane Cook skit.
Its not, thats a basic summary. She freaking asked me out in a note even. I regret saying yes, it was completely retarded. I only did so because her friend who I've known since Middle School kept bugging me about her. Damn Freshman (the Note Girl).
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How it ridiculous, king?
Here's my schedule:
1st period: 8:00 to 9:00
BB: 9:00 to 9:20
2nd: 9:20 to 10:15
3rd: 10:20 to 11:35
4th: 11:40 to 12:35
Lunch: 12:35 to 1:00
5th: 1:05 to 2:00
6th: 2:00 to 3:00
Also, remember that all of those are classes. We have no study hall in my school.
o.o
We had 7 classes a day.
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Yes Vector, I am awesome like that.
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I knew it wasn't. I'm saying you should submit it to him as material. >_> Did you ever actually talk to her face to face? And I have 9 periods a day, including lunch.
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But you guys still probly go from 8:00 to 3:00, EL.
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^^same here
lets just say that 1. never ever ever EVER date someone your friends with 2. long distance= soooo not worth it 3. older/more experience = very bad idea
Wait, what!? That had nothing to do with what I said.
Wait, what?!
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But you guys still probly go from 8:00 to 3:00, EL.
>.>
Nope.
8:18-2:15
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That's a short school day, EL.
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>_> I am completely out of the conversation, since all this school talk is going right through me. Being homeschooled will do that.
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Hey Loren. When are your pants going to stop being comfy?
*rolls around*Nope, still comfy!
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^^same here
lets just say that 1. never ever ever EVER date someone your friends with 2. long distance= soooo not worth it 3. older/more experience = very bad idea
Wait, what!? That had nothing to do with what I said.
Wait, what?!
was ment for the post before leo's but i didnt post it fast enough X_X
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How it ridiculous, king?
Here's my schedule:
1st period: 8:00 to 9:00
BB: 9:00 to 9:20
2nd: 9:20 to 10:15
3rd: 10:20 to 11:35
4th: 11:40 to 12:35
Lunch: 12:35 to 1:00
5th: 1:05 to 2:00
6th: 2:00 to 3:00
Also, remember that all of those are classes. We have no study hall in my school.
i have four classes...lol semestered. 10 minutes between each class, 45 min lunch, 75 minutes classes. we go from 8:05-2:15.
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How are you still there? Even EL left
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They're probably a little harder than mine though.
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;__;
How are you still there? Even EL left
Because I luv you........
r pants.
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How are you still there? Even EL left
I don't remember that.
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Noo. Luv me outta my jeans.
Wait. That sounds so wrong. XD
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Noo. Luv me outta my jeans.
Sigging.
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XD
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NOOO! Thats not what I meant XD
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TOO LATE! I'll make it my CN forums sig too.
EDIT: Done. >_>
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Wait, what?!?!
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That's now also my sig on the CN forums. That you apparently want an undefined person to "Luv [you] outta [your] jeans." >_>
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I'm tempted to sig myself. That was... freaking great. XD
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NO! MY SIG!
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loren you have just been pwnd i must say
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Oh. My. God.
I hate you. ALL OF YOU.
;__;
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I'm tempted to make a topic on the CN forums somewhere just to show that off. >_>
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Just.. XFD
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Come on, it wasn't that good <__<
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Relationships so far this year:
1: ended at the end of February, he cheated.
2: Lasted from May 8th-May 23rd. Said he didn't want to be in a relationship
3: July 3rd - Sunday. ...I don't know.
I'm done with them for awhile.
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But the Polish joke C-Zom made also warranted sigging. >_>
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=D
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Oh. My. God.
I hate you. ALL OF YOU.
;__;
NOOO
i didnt do anything? why dont you love me?
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She does.
Out of her jeans. >_>
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i belive that this topic now is epic enough for a pin
who's with me?
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XD
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i belive that this topic now is epic enough for a pin
who's with me?
Me.
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I got connections. >_>
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we need a mod...NAO!
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That was... fast.
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Again, I've got connections. <_<
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Ah well, lets get back to the subject. >_> And check out the new pole joke in your topic Cynic.
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I gotta go to sleep. Thanks for making me laugh, C-Zom.
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=D No problem. -Salute- See ya Cynic.
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yes for me
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while i have been in some i greatley regret some of them
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I think I'm going to take Vector's advice and actually go for it. >_> And I can't believe I'm saying that.
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Wait, YOU FREAKING PINNED THIS?!
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i start at 7:30 get 5 classes, lunch. and get out at 2:06.
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Lawl @ Loren.
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and the love of my life has no classes with me,
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Oh crap, the alphahuman Zombie is reading the topic! All guys, run before the stampede of hot chicks runs over us all!
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psh, my flock is bigger.
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Baby Rapist- Me
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Sorry for you guys, I at least have a good amount of hot girls in my classes. They flirt with me a lot, but I've got no problem with flying solo. Therefore I have all the fun of being solo, but without all the advantages of not being solo. Just some of it.
Unfortunately, I have a feeling that didn't help you guys feel any.
The funny part about that is that it is happening to me this year.
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...@_@
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The ...@_@ Can apply to both Master and his baby stuff and Zombie for his unholy luck.
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I guess for all my failures in my past, its caught up with me.
Or for all my hating of the human race, God gave me a reason why I shouldn't just go kill everyone I see. <_<
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And that reason is chicks, Zombie? <_< God sure is merciful to you. You hate humanity and you get hot chicks.
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No, I hate humanity so I got bait to protect itself.
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Huh. >_> That works. Any particular reasons why you hate humanity or is it just cause of the lying, greed, selfish and barbaric natures of humans that got to you?
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Everything, such as being completely ignorant and full of ourselves, and the fact that most people are assholes.
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I agree.
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Also the fact that people try to force their pointless ideals everywhere, when in a nutshell it just means we are good so when we die we know that our life wasn't meaningless. Of course, if those ideals are false, then you wasted your life. And then someone says that it wasn't a waste, because you are being nice. But they die too, which makes it pointless
Sorry, I'm tired. I can't think straight.
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To be honest, I'm kinda-sorta in this category. I've yet to have anything long term. On the plus side, I've always been able to talk to girls, including the ones I like, without any trouble. I was sort of mistified as to why some people couldn't back in Middle School. To be fair, I do have a little trouble actually broaching the subject of me liking them, but not nearly as much as I used to.
The two biggest confidence boosters I've ever had included:
The time this girl I thought was kind of cute actually asked me out. Never really had a very high opinion of my chances with anyone before that.
The one time I asked someone out and got totally shot down. Before that, the thought of asking anyone out was utterly petrifying. Since then, it's... not easy, but my brain doesn't quite melt anymore.
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C-zom, you gotta get on MSN again.
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I could go on with you Zombie, but in short I agree. These people who devout their entire lives to ideals and lifestyles based on beliefs and faith are really pointless. What IF you were wrong? Then living in a freaking castle as a Monk was a waste, wasn't it? Or ignoring everything besides whats "Holy"? Also a waste. And then the best part is these zealots spread their beliefs EVERYWHERE.
Alright, thats enough. This is not a humanity's flaws discussion.
Sadly I haven't been blessed with those two ego boosters, Delta. >_>;
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Well, not now. I gotta go to bed. See ya.
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I can't get on MSN again, sorry Zombie. G'night dude.
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Without a major war going on, relationships draw my interest away from CN >_>
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Real life > CN.
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>.>
Damn, this topic raised my spirits. I'm totally asking her out sometime soon.
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>.>
Damn, this topic raised my spirits. I'm totally asking her out sometime soon.
This.
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I fail at the life of love.
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Same. >_>
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I once went out with a girl for about 7 weeks and got almost nowhere with her before I just gave up. My last gf broke up with me about a month ago but I'm cool with it, being single aint all bad
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Funny EL. It's done the opposite with me. Voicing everything just makes me realize, "Shit. I'm screwed."
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You all make me very sad. That is all.
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Why?
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I think I'm going to take Vector's advice and actually go for it. >_> And I can't believe I'm saying that.
wow...someone is taking my advice, thats a first
tell us how it goes
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You bet I will.
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Whats with you people and Loren?
Let me rephrase that, whats with you people and Loren's pants?
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Old jokes die hard.
;___;
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9th relationship right now.
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Old jokes die hard.
;___;
YIPPIE KI--
Oh, whoops.
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Old jokes die hard.
;___;
YIPPIE KI--
Oh, whoops.
Oh lawd! Not that one.
<__<
>__>
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College is good for relationships. There are so any different people to get to know that ANYONE could find someone who fits them.
I'm on my 3rd relationship HERE, and its only been a bit more than a month and a half. The first two dropped out of the picture for one reason or another (one ended up being pretty weird, and the other is now just a good friend), but I'm pretty sure I'm sticking with #3...
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On one hand I learned that the girl I asked to homecoming rejected another one of my friends. On the other hand, I am, for some reason, more depressed than ever about getting rejected.
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Mate, everyone gets rejected at some point.
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^^same here
lets just say that 1. never ever ever EVER date someone your friends with 2. long distance= soooo not worth it 3. older/more experience = very bad idea
haha im in a long-distance relationship. and my girlfriend and i were friends for 5 years before we started going out. and i'm a year older (which isn't much but i wanted to break ALL your rules).
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College is good for relationships. There are so any different people to get to know that ANYONE could find someone who fits them.
I'm on my 3rd relationship HERE, and its only been a bit more than a month and a half. The first two dropped out of the picture for one reason or another (one ended up being pretty weird, and the other is now just a good friend), but I'm pretty sure I'm sticking with #3...
*ahem*. . . if by relationships, you mean hookups, then I definitely agree.
College is terrible for "relationships". Why?? Too many drunken hookups getting in the way. Or was that just me?
*edited to add ""
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^^same here
lets just say that 1. never ever ever EVER date someone your friends with 2. long distance= soooo not worth it 3. older/more experience = very bad idea
haha im in a long-distance relationship. and my girlfriend and i were friends for 5 years before we started going out. and i'm a year older (which isn't much but i wanted to break ALL your rules).
I ment her being older so hah!
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Shut up.
If your name is President Screw you have to have had one.
e_e
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Shut up.
If your name is President Screw you have to have had one.
e_e
President Screw is one of the most awesome people in the Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations. He was the most awesome member in APAG because he was the only active one left on the forums. When CSN sent Comrade General to APAG as diplomat a very, very long time ago, the only person there on the forums Comrade met was President Screw. I imagine it as a tourist going to a ghost town and the only other person there is the tourist guide.
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C-zom. How the hell do you always come up with epic topics?
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"All energy drinks taste the same.. ;__;"
<3
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Forgot to ask before
C-zom, why no MSN?
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C-zom. How the hell do you always come up with epic topics?
Its just my luck. >_> Someone, somewhere gives me tons of luck and no courage. Go figure.
ENERGY DRINKS DO NOT TASTE THE SAME. Monster, Full Throttle and Rockstar own. And all for different tastes. -Sticks tongue out-
I just can't zomb, sorry. =/
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Shut up.
If your name is President Screw you have to have had one.
e_e
President Screw is one of the most awesome people in the Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations. He was the most awesome member in APAG because he was the only active one left on the forums. When CSN sent Comrade General to APAG as diplomat a very, very long time ago, the only person there on the forums Comrade met was President Screw. I imagine it as a tourist going to a ghost town and the only other person there is the tourist guide.
Thanks Iron, that means a lot coming from probably the most awesome CSN member ever.
And APAG forums. . . I totally won the "Last one to post here wins" game!
And Wethepeople. . . does being married count?
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No, marriage doesnt count
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even tho im married to gaunt
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Old jokes die hard.
;___;
Aren't I awesome for starting that one...
Also, guys, it was funny during Spanish today. We had an assignment to do in groups, so of course everyone's fighting for me. My friends are all calling me, but I got this hot girl next to me who also calls me. I'm sitting there like, Shit, do I go with my buds, or with her... I was obviously leaning for her but it didn't matter, they all crowed around me. Yes, I got the best of both worlds, hanging with my buds and her.
Now when we're done, it gets better. One of my really good friends starts talking to me, and this girl starts flirting with me. It starts with me getting a MySpace. She says that she'd be my #1(I don't argue), my friend claims #2, and another girl claims #3(I still don't argue). They somehow get on the topic of marriage and the girl says how we're gonna get married and all. My friend tells me he's going to be my best man and that he's going to throw me an awesome bachelor's party before the wedding... with the girl RIGHT NEXT TO ME. Apparently she doesn't mind, and soon after, my friend's says he'll just save us the VIP room and get us a pole which she declines because she already has one or something. I'm sitting there the entire time thinking, Don't say something stupid, don't say something stupid...
How do I do it? I don't even try and yet I get all this attention. Apparently I'm gonna be rich and famous some day so everyone wants me. No lie, I considered the smartest in my school and whenever someone mentions either inventing something big or getting really rich, my name always comes up.
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Nice. Just really fucking nice. If I ever kill myself then I'm taking you out first you damn lucky bastard so fret.
I myself was in a few relationships that didn't last two long with some fucked up sluts. I was this l l <-- close to banging them, but I never had any opportunities to.
E - I figured it out. Everyone thinks you're tonicular.
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Nice. Just really fucking nice. If I ever kill myself then I'm taking you out first you damn lucky bastard so fret.
I myself was in a few relationships that didn't last two long with some fucked up sluts. I was this l l <-- close to banging them, but I never had any opportunities to.
E - I figured it out. Everyone thinks you're tonicular.
Who? me?
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^^same here
lets just say that 1. never ever ever EVER date someone your friends with 2. long distance= soooo not worth it 3. older/more experience = very bad idea
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^^same here
lets just say that 1. never ever ever EVER date someone your friends with 2. long distance= soooo not worth it 3. older/more experience = very bad idea
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>_>
Number 2 uppercuts Azural with a razor-edged pwn.
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Oh lawd, I should sig that. I'm still loling
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about 4 relationships (more than 1 month)
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No, here's where Az gets nailed: I have never seen an Internet relationship that hasn't imploded in an epic manner.
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No, here's where Az gets nailed: I have never seen an Internet relationship that hasn't imploded in an epic manner.
Yes.
That is all. >_>;
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No, here's where Az gets nailed: I have never seen an Internet relationship that hasn't imploded in an epic manner.
Aha, I got one for you. Flonker and Signer, met on here I think, and now they're getting married.
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Congrats to the two in a million. >_>
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Wouldn't that be one in five hundred thousand?
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Read my lips: Fuck. You.
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Read mine. What. Position.
Edited by Mr_Cynic
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Guh, I happen to like my roommates younger cousin who is like 4 years younger than me. It's just a small crush though....I think.
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Congrats to the two in a million. >_>
I just had to say something
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Read mine. What. Position.
Edited by Mr_Cynic
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa33/IronSoldier820/OneLiners71.png)
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No, here's where Az gets nailed: I have never seen an Internet relationship that hasn't imploded in an epic manner.
Keep watching, that'll change.
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No, here's where Az gets nailed: I have never seen an Internet relationship that hasn't imploded in an epic manner.
Keep watching, that'll change.
*IronSoldier820 watches intently.
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I thought everyone on here would have been in atleast one... I understand some of you are younger than me, but get on the ball! You've got to get out there while you're young, before you get old!
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even tho im married to gaunt
OMFG we need teh sexxorz!!! I'm such a bad husband.
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11 people on this board are virgins. Scientifically proven.
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Hookers don't count, neither do one night stands. So, there very well could be less.
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I thought everyone on here would have been in atleast one... I understand some of you are younger than me, but get on the ball! You've got to get out there while you're young, before you get old!
It's people like you who don't deserve to post.
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Oh snap!~
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*Castrates Shy*
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ARGH!
IT HURTS!!!
But for serious, ya just gotta flirt a bit, eventually someone's going to bite.
Whether or not they're appealing to you is the kicker though...
I can't say much, I haven't dated anyone since my freshman year.
I think...
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I thought everyone on here would have been in atleast one... I understand some of you are younger than me, but get on the ball! You've got to get out there while you're young, before you get old!
Fuck you, thats the exact reason for most of my distress num nuts. I am getting older, and I'm running out of chances. But I'm also homeschooled. Seriously, DUH.
Edit: >_> Sorry Shy, no hard feelings, but thats exactly why I'm depressed sometimes. Being homeschooled rules, but not for social people. I'm 15, turning 16 soon and I haven't had one girlfriend. Everyone can kick my ass in math and crap, etc etc. Its distressing knowing you're gonna be 18 and aren't even gonna have one girlfriend or anything. At least it is for a guy.
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I thought everyone on here would have been in atleast one... I understand some of you are younger than me, but get on the ball! You've got to get out there while you're young, before you get old!
Fuck you, thats the exact reason for most of my distress num nuts. I am getting older, and I'm running out of chances. But I'm also homeschooled. Seriously, DUH.
Edit: >_> Sorry Shy, no hard feelings, but thats exactly why I'm depressed sometimes. Being homeschooled rules, but not for social people. I'm 15, turning 16 soon and I haven't had one girlfriend. Everyone can kick my ass in math and crap, etc etc. Its distressing knowing you're gonna be 18 and aren't even gonna have one girlfriend or anything. At least it is for a guy.
15 isn't bad. Listen, you just need to keep doing your best to meet new people. You do all of the youth group stuff at church, right?
I'd only be distressed if someone was turning 18 without ever having gotten their first kiss.
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I thought everyone on here would have been in atleast one... I understand some of you are younger than me, but get on the ball! You've got to get out there while you're young, before you get old!
Fuck you, thats the exact reason for most of my distress num nuts. I am getting older, and I'm running out of chances. But I'm also homeschooled. Seriously, DUH.
Edit: >_> Sorry Shy, no hard feelings, but thats exactly why I'm depressed sometimes. Being homeschooled rules, but not for social people. I'm 15, turning 16 soon and I haven't had one girlfriend. Everyone can kick my ass in math and crap, etc etc. Its distressing knowing you're gonna be 18 and aren't even gonna have one girlfriend or anything. At least it is for a guy.
15 isn't bad. Listen, you just need to keep doing your best to meet new people. You do all of the youth group stuff at church, right?
I'd only be distressed if someone was turning 18 without ever having gotten their first kiss.
Yes, but if you didn't know, I'm not so religious anymore. <_< I've lost interest and faith in quite a bit. I won't be blabbing religious crap at anyone, and I certainly don't mingle well with jesus freaks.
Well thats also me. Never got kissed. =/
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I thought everyone on here would have been in atleast one... I understand some of you are younger than me, but get on the ball! You've got to get out there while you're young, before you get old!
Fuck you, thats the exact reason for most of my distress num nuts. I am getting older, and I'm running out of chances. But I'm also homeschooled. Seriously, DUH.
Edit: >_> Sorry Shy, no hard feelings, but thats exactly why I'm depressed sometimes. Being homeschooled rules, but not for social people. I'm 15, turning 16 soon and I haven't had one girlfriend. Everyone can kick my ass in math and crap, etc etc. Its distressing knowing you're gonna be 18 and aren't even gonna have one girlfriend or anything. At least it is for a guy.
15 isn't bad. Listen, you just need to keep doing your best to meet new people. You do all of the youth group stuff at church, right?
I'd only be distressed if someone was turning 18 without ever having gotten their first kiss.
Yes, but if you didn't know, I'm not so religious anymore. <_< I've lost interest and faith in quite a bit. I won't be blabbing religious crap at anyone, and I certainly don't mingle well with jesus freaks.
Well thats also me. Never got kissed. =/
My first kiss was when I was 14.
I didn't get another for awhile, about a year... And it was with this really ugly girl...
In all honesty, people make too big a deal over it sometimes. I just like having a warm body next to mine, and having someone to hold. That's the nice part of it to me.
I'm also not the biggest pot advocate anymore. I got kind of burned out on it...
So, why are you homeschooled? I would try and get involved with stuff at the local schools, they usually let you do that.
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I thought everyone on here would have been in atleast one... I understand some of you are younger than me, but get on the ball! You've got to get out there while you're young, before you get old!
Fuck you, thats the exact reason for most of my distress num nuts. I am getting older, and I'm running out of chances. But I'm also homeschooled. Seriously, DUH.
Edit: >_> Sorry Shy, no hard feelings, but thats exactly why I'm depressed sometimes. Being homeschooled rules, but not for social people. I'm 15, turning 16 soon and I haven't had one girlfriend. Everyone can kick my ass in math and crap, etc etc. Its distressing knowing you're gonna be 18 and aren't even gonna have one girlfriend or anything. At least it is for a guy.
15 isn't bad. Listen, you just need to keep doing your best to meet new people. You do all of the youth group stuff at church, right?
I'd only be distressed if someone was turning 18 without ever having gotten their first kiss.
Yes, but if you didn't know, I'm not so religious anymore. <_< I've lost interest and faith in quite a bit. I won't be blabbing religious crap at anyone, and I certainly don't mingle well with jesus freaks.
Well thats also me. Never got kissed. =/
My first kiss was when I was 14.
I didn't get another for awhile, about a year... And it was with this really ugly girl...
In all honesty, people make too big a deal over it sometimes. I just like having a warm body next to mine, and having someone to hold. That's the nice part of it to me.
I'm also not the biggest pot advocate anymore. I got kind of burned out on it...
So, why are you homeschooled? I would try and get involved with stuff at the local schools, they usually let you do that.
>_> Thanks, now I feel worse. I've never been kissed, hugged, held or any of that. Ever. Not cause I'm some withdrawn greasy nerd, just cause I don't get out that much. Haven't met the right people, or enough people. Either one.
Parents want to homeschool me, and the schools around here are hilariously horrible. Ones a boot camp like "Christian" School, and the others have insane crime rates and flocks of goths and all those stereotypes. And I wouldn't even want to go to those. Not saying all schools are like that, just these ones. I get out to my youth group every week (Not counting random events they host.) which is nice but I'm not as expressive with religion as any other subject. I don't like talking about religion anymore. Remember how I used to be? God. That was not for me.
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I thought everyone on here would have been in atleast one... I understand some of you are younger than me, but get on the ball! You've got to get out there while you're young, before you get old!
Fuck you, thats the exact reason for most of my distress num nuts. I am getting older, and I'm running out of chances. But I'm also homeschooled. Seriously, DUH.
Edit: >_> Sorry Shy, no hard feelings, but thats exactly why I'm depressed sometimes. Being homeschooled rules, but not for social people. I'm 15, turning 16 soon and I haven't had one girlfriend. Everyone can kick my ass in math and crap, etc etc. Its distressing knowing you're gonna be 18 and aren't even gonna have one girlfriend or anything. At least it is for a guy.
15 isn't bad. Listen, you just need to keep doing your best to meet new people. You do all of the youth group stuff at church, right?
I'd only be distressed if someone was turning 18 without ever having gotten their first kiss.
Yes, but if you didn't know, I'm not so religious anymore. <_< I've lost interest and faith in quite a bit. I won't be blabbing religious crap at anyone, and I certainly don't mingle well with jesus freaks.
Well thats also me. Never got kissed. =/
My first kiss was when I was 14.
I didn't get another for awhile, about a year... And it was with this really ugly girl...
In all honesty, people make too big a deal over it sometimes. I just like having a warm body next to mine, and having someone to hold. That's the nice part of it to me.
I'm also not the biggest pot advocate anymore. I got kind of burned out on it...
So, why are you homeschooled? I would try and get involved with stuff at the local schools, they usually let you do that.
>_> Thanks, now I feel worse. I've never been kissed, hugged, held or any of that. Ever. Not cause I'm some withdrawn greasy nerd, just cause I don't get out that much. Haven't met the right people, or enough people. Either one.
Parents want to homeschool me, and the schools around here are hilariously horrible. Ones a boot camp like "Christian" School, and the others have insane crime rates and flocks of goths and all those stereotypes. And I wouldn't even want to go to those. Not saying all schools are like that, just these ones. I get out to my youth group every week (Not counting random events they host.) which is nice but I'm not as expressive with religion as any other subject. I don't like talking about religion anymore. Remember how I used to be? God. That was not for me.
Hmm... I just wish I knew how to help you, I've never really been in the same situation before... Do you have any brothers or sisters? If so, what age?
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I thought everyone on here would have been in atleast one... I understand some of you are younger than me, but get on the ball! You've got to get out there while you're young, before you get old!
Fuck you, thats the exact reason for most of my distress num nuts. I am getting older, and I'm running out of chances. But I'm also homeschooled. Seriously, DUH.
Edit: >_> Sorry Shy, no hard feelings, but thats exactly why I'm depressed sometimes. Being homeschooled rules, but not for social people. I'm 15, turning 16 soon and I haven't had one girlfriend. Everyone can kick my ass in math and crap, etc etc. Its distressing knowing you're gonna be 18 and aren't even gonna have one girlfriend or anything. At least it is for a guy.
15 isn't bad. Listen, you just need to keep doing your best to meet new people. You do all of the youth group stuff at church, right?
I'd only be distressed if someone was turning 18 without ever having gotten their first kiss.
Yes, but if you didn't know, I'm not so religious anymore. <_< I've lost interest and faith in quite a bit. I won't be blabbing religious crap at anyone, and I certainly don't mingle well with jesus freaks.
Well thats also me. Never got kissed. =/
My first kiss was when I was 14.
I didn't get another for awhile, about a year... And it was with this really ugly girl...
In all honesty, people make too big a deal over it sometimes. I just like having a warm body next to mine, and having someone to hold. That's the nice part of it to me.
I'm also not the biggest pot advocate anymore. I got kind of burned out on it...
So, why are you homeschooled? I would try and get involved with stuff at the local schools, they usually let you do that.
>_> Thanks, now I feel worse. I've never been kissed, hugged, held or any of that. Ever. Not cause I'm some withdrawn greasy nerd, just cause I don't get out that much. Haven't met the right people, or enough people. Either one.
Parents want to homeschool me, and the schools around here are hilariously horrible. Ones a boot camp like "Christian" School, and the others have insane crime rates and flocks of goths and all those stereotypes. And I wouldn't even want to go to those. Not saying all schools are like that, just these ones. I get out to my youth group every week (Not counting random events they host.) which is nice but I'm not as expressive with religion as any other subject. I don't like talking about religion anymore. Remember how I used to be? God. That was not for me.
Hmm... I just wish I knew how to help you, I've never really been in the same situation before... Do you have any brothers or sisters? If so, what age?
And sorry I made you feel worse. I meant to insert a line about regretting both of them.
I've never really had someone cry on my shoulder, or seem to actually care about me. That's what makes me sad... I'm looking for a deeper relationship, I guess.
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And the girls at my youth group are really... scary. All but one. But I made my topic on that already.
Two sisters. No brothers. One 19 and the other is 16.
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And the girls at my youth group are really... scary. All but one. But I made my topic on that already.
Two sisters. No brothers. One 19 and the other is 16.
How close are you to them?
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They are family, I am close with them. You can measure a friendship, not a family relationship. I can't really say how close we are as I don't know what the ceiling on that is, or what the rock bottom is. But we're close, thats the best I can say.
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They are family, I am close with them. You can measure a friendship, not a family relationship. I can't really say how close we are as I don't know what the ceiling on that is, or what the rock bottom is. But we're close, thats the best I can say.
Well, try talking to them about it maybe.
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Hmm. Well, it wouldn't help. My parents know cause they are more skilled in observation and reading people than even House. And House is fake. Dead serious they found out at how I looked at her or something. Quite an akward but funny conversation.
My best friend knows and you couldn't clone a better copy of me. He thinks, talks and acts the exact same way I do. Even though its good to have someone who knows, its not good cause he gave me the advice I gave myself. Cause he thinks just like me.
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Hmm. Well, it wouldn't help. My parents know cause they are more skilled in observation and reading people than even House. And House is fake. Dead serious they found out at how I looked at her or something. Quite an akward but funny conversation.
My best friend knows and you couldn't clone a better copy of me. He thinks, talks and acts the exact same way I do. Even though its good to have someone who knows, its not good cause he gave me the advice I gave myself. Cause he thinks just like me.
Parents? No, your sisters.
They have friends right?
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Er...
>_> No. They don't. Well they have online friends, no IRL friends.
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Er...
>_> No. They don't. Well they have online friends, no IRL friends.
Well... That's not good...
Any cousins?
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The trick to getting in a relation is to not look for one. Before you know it, you've accidentally fell into one without even meaning to it. I say this in all honesty, a lot of people's problems are looking for a relationship. This leads to being desperate, which doesn't lead anywhere good. Just live life, get good at being alone. And when you're perfectly fine with being alone, you'll magically end up with a girlfriend.
Here is a Tutorial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfl9e53LX_U)
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All relatives are not in contact. They are all evil, and all suck equally. We don't talk to any relatives be it aunts, uncles, grandmas, etc. Nothing. =/
Thanks Iron, but I kinda want to fall into one. And I'm not following that rickroll.
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its not a rick roll
i watched it twas funny
Iron if you change it to a rick roll now i'll kill you
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Its not a Rick Roll, and I think Rick Rolling got old when WoW people started doing it.
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Wow, I haven't met any of shyox's standards of life.
EDIT: And I'll be 19 in less than a month... >_<
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EL gets turned down yet again.
She gave me the "you'll find better people in college" shit. I can't tell you how much that excuse pisses me off. The two girls who I've ever seriously liked have given me that oxshit excuse now. Is it that hard to realize that if I'm asking you out after being in college for a month and very actively searching, I'm not going to find someone anytime soon? At least just tell me that you're saying no because you don't like me. It's a lot simpler and makes me a lot less angry.
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EL gets turned down yet again.
She gave me the "you'll find better people in college" shit. I can't tell you how much that excuse pisses me off. The two girls who I've ever seriously liked have given me that bullshit excuse now. Is it that hard to realize that if I'm asking you out after being in college for a month and very actively searching, I'm not going to find someone anytime soon? At least just tell me that you're saying no because you don't like me. It's a lot simpler and makes me a lot less angry.
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Well, fuck 'em. I hate the run-around game more though... Where they drag it out, and it becomes a painful process that can only end in my inevitable death.
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I'm gonna go play FF7.
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heres the plan: learn to make really really good cake. and churn your own ice cream. then everyone will love you!
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The trick to getting in a relation is to not look for one. Before you know it, you've accidentally fell into one without even meaning to it. I say this in all honesty, a lot of people's problems are looking for a relationship. This leads to being desperate, which doesn't lead anywhere good. Just live life, get good at being alone. And when you're perfectly fine with being alone, you'll magically end up with a girlfriend.
Here is a Tutorial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfl9e53LX_U)
Hey, that's my style!!!
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I'm gonna go play FF7.
Play FF8, I think it's a lot more fun and relaxing.
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The trick to getting in a relation is to not look for one. Before you know it, you've accidentally fell into one without even meaning to it. I say this in all honesty, a lot of people's problems are looking for a relationship. This leads to being desperate, which doesn't lead anywhere good.
This.
I can't believe I just did that to one of Iron's posts...
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/shock and awe
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Ah, so who here wants to hear one of my womenz stories? It's good, I promise.
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^_~ Is it a smexy womenz story?
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Not especially, but I actually have two. Both happened during the same class, but in the opposite order that I give them to you. Why? Because the first one has nothing to do with me. It's kinda funny though.
#1:
In order to get this, you gotta know who sits around me, so I'll draw a nice informative, bad drawing for you.
............................................|Guy(isn't involved)
Guy(isn't involved)...........|Girl(Definitively involved)|Guy(not involved)
Girl(involved in next story)....|Me..........................|Girl(not involved)
Ok, the girl in the middle is the main character here. We were sitting in class talking(the small group around me), but some other friends of mine were bouncing a small rubber ball around the room off desks. A "well-aimed" bounce went down the girl's shirt and we die laughing. The guy didn't do it on purpose, but that didn't stop it from being hilarious. She didn't think so, but I still laughed. Later in the day, we had another class together and I said it to a friend and she said that it wasn't funny, and I was like, yeah it was.
#2:
This is the main story. You see, the girl I like sits to my left, and the girl in front of me had to switch seats with the guy in front of her today(bad idea). That guy and I always mess with her cause she's a Bengals fan and they suck, so she's always messing with us and we're calling her ugly and fat and all that shit. It's also worth noting that somehow I'm still her "Spanish sweetheart." The girl who sits next to me likes flirting with me and when she starts, she goes on for at least a few minutes. To avoid confusions, the girl I like is now girl #1, while the other girl is girl #2.
Girl #2 turned around since we weren't doing anything in class and mentioned about me being her Spanish sweetheart. Girl #1 immediately fought back saying that she loved me. Girl #1 asked me if I would marry her, so I said yes of course. Girl #2 immediately asked the same thing, being the pimp that I am, I said no. Girl #2 wasn't happy, but Girl #1 was still flirting saying stuff like that she could kiss me all day long and that she loved me.
Am I awesome or what? Like Iron said, the best thing to do is not try. Even when they're talking to me, I respond with yes or no, and sometimes a little more, but I never initiate the conversation. I have a feeling that we're not going to be doing much on Friday due to Fall break being next week, and that means that womenz(specifically girl #1) will be all over me.
Also, at the beginning of the class that this happened in, people were talking and some guy was saying how good the Giants were. I said his name a couple of times, but he didn't here, so since she's right next to him, Girl #1 was like "(Insert name here), my boyfriend's trying to talk to you." I didn't say anything about it, but it did surprise me a little.
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The trick to getting in a relation is to not look for one. Before you know it, you've accidentally fell into one without even meaning to it. I say this in all honesty, a lot of people's problems are looking for a relationship. This leads to being desperate, which doesn't lead anywhere good.
This.
I can't believe I just did that to one of Iron's posts...
Oh no, quick, take it back! Before th-
**Universe implodes**
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Ermmm... been in... countless "one-week" relationships when I was 15-ish years old. Three "serious" relationships in the past couple of years. I'm currently in a relationship with someone in RIA... lol, and I love him regardless of what anyone says. If a relationship doesn't work, then it won't work no matter what you do. There is such thing as couples who physically interact with each other everyday and they still end up with a break up or divorce.
Azural is a great guy.
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Bah, I've been in a relationship for the last 6 months with the chick I posted up in the pic thread. She's a bitch though... All she's good for is complaining, but I still love her.
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Bah, I've been in a relationship for the last 6 months with the chick I posted up in the pic thread. She's a bitch though... All she's good for is complaining, but I still love her.
Wow.
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O_o
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Hey now, I can say this! She's my woman. Today she was all bitchy anyways, she's complaining to her friend that we didn't have sex in the last two weeks, we have tried, but I can't do it when she's talking while I'm trying to get it on, plus now she's on the rag. I used to not go down on her, so she made the biggest thing of that, all I got was complaining "my other boyfriends this and that," then when I finally did go down on her, a guy I didn't like her talking to calls her at 5 in the morning while we're fucking!!! That was like 3 weeks ago. I haven't went down on her since. She just screwed up so much I don't find her really that attractive. Sex feels like a chore, I'd rather just wack it.
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Bah, I've been in a relationship for the last 6 months with the chick I posted up in the pic thread. She's a bitch though... All she's good for is complaining, but I still love her.
Quite the ladies man. You should also try thinking for them and lying to them, they love that too.
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Bah, I've been in a relationship for the last 6 months with the chick I posted up in the pic thread. She's a bitch though... All she's good for is complaining, but I still love her.
Quite the ladies man. You should also try thinking for them and lying to them, they love that too.
Oh but I do! Don't forget the junk in the box thing, classic.
How old are you? Or umm, better question, why are you taking me so seriously?
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How old are you? Or umm, better question, why are you taking me so seriously?
Depends on what song I'm listening to really. Right now I'm listening to Dr. Bombay so I'm not in a very serious mood at all.
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All that, and you love her? Really?
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yes quite a few actually!!
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*raises hand* yes i'm in a relationship, my first one actually *sweat drop* but i'm glad that i didn't have any sooner (like everyone else in my school that started in 6th and 7th grade...) highschool's a good place to start relationships, a good place to experiment being with different people
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congrats ace, good luck with it!
I remember my first time in a relationship....happy times
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well i've been in to many relationships to count (i was a male whore when i was between 16-25 years old) most of my relationships where less than a month long(just in them 4 the sex) but at age 25 i got married stayed with her for 10 years and then it went to hell(the marriage) so i divorced her. Well i've had 3 or 4 girlfriends since then and now i just got married again( on october 19th) I hope this is the last time I ever get married! My wife ( we've been together 3 years before we got married) says if i ever want a divorce "she is going to throw me infront of a semi" so i guess this is the last relationship of my life! LMAO, unless i find some stray one night stand at a bar when my wife isn't around. Yeah right if she ever found out she'd kill me for sure. My days of whoring around are now over.Take it from me "get all the sex you can before you get married because you sure don't get much after the wedding" !!!!
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PICS. NAO. or your wife doesn't exist.
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You're all so bloody young.
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Erictheholeking, that depends on the woman though.
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erictheholeking is like 30 me thinks
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erictheholeking is like 30 me thinks
close, i'm 38!
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Erictheholeking, that depends on the woman though.
since you are a female, i guess you could be correct , if you marry a nimpho , your lucky in my opinion!!
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if you marry a nimpho , your lucky in my opinion!!
If you find someone to marry you are lucky ^^ Nympho or not (while it is a bonus, we do have women on here, and I am sure they have attractive qualities not related to being a nypho ).
Meh I find I am attracted to shy girls and myself being shy around girls (well, ones I fancy, I am pretty sociable otherwise) because of low opinions of myself no relationships have a chance to form... Last one was like 7 years ago and that really doesn't count as I was like 12 xD
A little harmless drunken 'sexy time' with girls (or... guys, if you're into that kinda thing, or ) doesn't go astray - [Borat] I Like! [/Borat]
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Well being of the age that I am...I am in a relationship, and have also had several other ones. Current one has been on the go for 7 years.
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<am/was in relationships
a good way to get a girl's attention is to make eye contact a few times and then ignore her almost completely until she is practically begging. this isn't necessary if they already like you.
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was in one, but now very much single
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The trick to getting in a relation is to not look for one. Before you know it, you've accidentally fell into one without even meaning to it. I say this in all honesty, a lot of people's problems are looking for a relationship. This leads to being desperate, which doesn't lead anywhere good. Just live life, get good at being alone. And when you're perfectly fine with being alone, you'll magically end up with a girlfriend.
Here is a Tutorial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfl9e53LX_U)
This post (even though really old compared to this one) speaks major truth (atleast for my life). The minute I stopped looking for someone I find someone who is interested in the same things I am . She's awesome. She's a lot different from the girls around here and she likes to play -some- games
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Well guys(and gals ) I have a new experience for you. Of course, it always involves the same girl, who we'll call girl 1, and some random girl, who we'll call girl 2 today. Both are fairly good looking, and I have no pics... so don't ask. Also, they're friends so they were probably joking around with some parts of this.
Okay, today was club day for us, and they were taking pictures of the club members. The majority of my Spanish class is part of the Spanish club so we all went down for our picture. We all crowd on these little stand things and I hang out with a couple of my friends so we decide to stand in the back row. We're standing there and both girls walk up to us. Girl 1 pushes one of my friends out of the way so she could stand on my right side. The other girl then makes my other friend move over so she can stand on my left. Of course, the photographer seemed high and was moving everyone around. He moved the girl on my left away, but I was kept near Girl 1 who kept telling me how she was wishing he wouldn't move her. So we're done with pictures. That stuff is all over, I thought, but I was way wrong.
As we're walking out of the auditorium(where they took the pics) Girl 1 grabs my arm and wraps her around it. Keep cool, I thought, so I just kept on walking with her. Then when we're in the lobby, the other girl grabs my other arm. Of course, the first girl tells her to get off. I say that I'm just standing here so don't ask me anything. The first girl tells me that I should tell the other one to get off if she tries again, but I insist that I'm just there walking. My friends were behind me so when I did finally get away, I walked back a little and hung out with them.
It helps to be the only one who knows Spanish already in the class too as people always need help. That and my new line is that when someone near me says it's hot, I ask if they need me to leave in order for it to cool down.
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Lies. All lies. Unless you got some insane amount of luck, I don't believe it.
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was in one, but now very much single
D: I'm sorry to hear that Ace.
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is being married count as a relationship? because if so then im in one now, unless for it to count you have to um... have "RELATIONS" them um no0 I'm not...
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Lies. All lies. Unless you got some insane amount of luck, I don't believe it.
Don't be hatin'.
Also, being married does not count as a relationship, so get in one now.
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/I'd be hatin'
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She be rollin'...
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She be rollin'...
Don't get me started on that song o_o
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Also, being married does not count as a relationship, so get in one now.
Hmmm... do you have anything to back that up? Not that I doubt you, just that if I try to use that excuse with my wife I might need a better argument.
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I swear, topics like these and a few others are the only reason I still check the forums.
Alright, now I thought for the longest time that I wasn't liked by ANYBODY, but it turns out it's quite a few... None I was really interested.
I could tell they were interested in me because when I got my new haircut they fawned over me like I was baby jesus. There are some pretty attractive girls in the whole drama department at school (I'm pretty involved in Theatre), and I like a few... But one stands out in particular. She's deep, she's got a great laugh, a great smell, she's delicate, and feels nice to hold. She's got these awe-inspiring eyes, blue like mine, and the best part is yet to come: She listens to GREAT music. We like the same things, and she just loves all the same bands I do. She knows who the Clash are, and she's just awesome. She's playful and funny, and just makes me feel good.
And I'm all sure that she doesn't like me. I smoke pot, do weird shit, get drunk, am a huge blasphemer, and am kind of an asshole. She's an uber-christian, maybe not so much anymore (She reads too much literature to keep up her faith that strong, in my opinion) But I AM a little funny and my looks aren't bad. Another notch against me is that she almost dated my sister... They kissed, probably multiple times, And my sister still has a huge crush on her and likes her a lot still, and says she hates us when we're together. Another thing is that her friend doesn't like me much, and cockblocks me constantly. THE FINAL notch is that her parents are MEGA-UBER-Christians and I doubt they would ever let her be with me. With all of this, why worry about her liking me when I can't touch her without incurring the wrath of so many people, right?
...
Her and her boyfriend had some problems, and they broke up, and at the same time someone told her I liked her. Half of my friends are telling me to go for it now she's single, and others say she's not interested at all. You can never tell when a girl from our theatre group is flirting because they're so affectionate in what they say and do. I couldn't really tell. So I send her somethingon facebook, and we get to talking about relationships and stuff, and she says she's not happy with her boyfriend, who she got back together with. It kinds of stunts me, but it's alright.
Then she breaks up with him and tells me she has a crush on me.
Wow. Mega-awesome.
But the aforementioned problems, plus her not wanting a relationship have kind of kept us from taking what we have further.
But we do have something, and it's not the same as friendship. IT's some sort of unspoken middleground between friendship and relationship without the awkwardness of dating. We're just getting comfortable around the other one, and we're more affectionate. It's weird for sure, but fun. A huge change from what I'm used to, and what I thought I wanted.
And that's what's going on with me, if you took too long to read it.
TL;DR
You can skim through it and get what's happening, you tweeter.
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I actually read all that.
Dunno why, but i read it all.
3 minutes.
EHHHH!!!, whatever
good for u though bud. Personally, i think it feels a lot better knowing whether or not they like you. Even if you don't start going out with them, or even if they don't like you. It's a lot better knowing.
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lawl
your sister and your almost girlfriend made out
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I swear, topics like these and a few others are the only reason I still check the forums.
Alright, now I thought for the longest time that I wasn't liked by ANYBODY, but it turns out it's quite a few... None I was really interested.
I could tell they were interested in me because when I got my new haircut they fawned over me like I was baby jesus. There are some pretty attractive girls in the whole drama department at school (I'm pretty involved in Theatre), and I like a few... But one stands out in particular. She's deep, she's got a great laugh, a great smell, she's delicate, and feels nice to hold. She's got these awe-inspiring eyes, blue like mine, and the best part is yet to come: She listens to GREAT music. We like the same things, and she just loves all the same bands I do. She knows who the Clash are, and she's just awesome. She's playful and funny, and just makes me feel good.
And I'm all sure that she doesn't like me. I smoke pot, do weird shit, get drunk, am a huge blasphemer, and am kind of an asshole. She's an uber-christian, maybe not so much anymore (She reads too much literature to keep up her faith that strong, in my opinion) But I AM a little funny and my looks aren't bad. Another notch against me is that she almost dated my sister... They kissed, probably multiple times, And my sister still has a huge crush on her and likes her a lot still, and says she hates us when we're together. Another thing is that her friend doesn't like me much, and cockblocks me constantly. THE FINAL notch is that her parents are MEGA-UBER-Christians and I doubt they would ever let her be with me. With all of this, why worry about her liking me when I can't touch her without incurring the wrath of so many people, right?
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Her and her boyfriend had some problems, and they broke up, and at the same time someone told her I liked her. Half of my friends are telling me to go for it now she's single, and others say she's not interested at all. You can never tell when a girl from our theatre group is flirting because they're so affectionate in what they say and do. I couldn't really tell. So I send her somethingon facebook, and we get to talking about relationships and stuff, and she says she's not happy with her boyfriend, who she got back together with. It kinds of stunts me, but it's alright.
Then she breaks up with him and tells me she has a crush on me.
Wow. Mega-awesome.
But the aforementioned problems, plus her not wanting a relationship have kind of kept us from taking what we have further.
But we do have something, and it's not the same as friendship. IT's some sort of unspoken middleground between friendship and relationship without the awkwardness of dating. We're just getting comfortable around the other one, and we're more affectionate. It's weird for sure, but fun. A huge change from what I'm used to, and what I thought I wanted.
And that's what's going on with me, if you took too long to read it.
TL;DR
You can skim through it and get what's happening, you tweeter.
You lucky bastard >__> And I used to think no one ever liked me like that. But then I found out when I went to HS that two guys did <__< But one moved to PA and the other went to some other HS. ;_; Bla bla, I'll save the here-and-now stories.
But, is your sister Bi? Or your friend who you like? O_o Either way, that's so awesome that she likes you back. Now you gotta go for it or you'll be sent to hell. Or whatever they do.
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I started reading from the beginning of this topic a while ago, got to page 11, and said fuck it.
And yes, I can confirm from personal experience most internet relationships do implode. Epically. Though every once in a while one seems to go well...
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Internet relationships...
They're just kind of odd to me. Too much is said by a person's said, gestures, movements, and mannerisms that it's only some shell of what a relationship should be.
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Yes, after having a real relationship I was kind of like "wow, why did I ever bother with internet ladies? This is so much better."
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But we do have something, and it's not the same as friendship. IT's some sort of unspoken middleground between friendship and relationship without the awkwardness of dating. We're just getting comfortable around the other one, and we're more affectionate. It's weird for sure, but fun. A huge change from what I'm used to, and what I thought I wanted.
I have this same kinda thing going on with that girl i was talking about a while ago,
she still has a bf but over the break i have found out that 1. she liked me last year when i thought she hated me 2. she still likes me 3. i dont know how much and that worrys me because her bf and i are friends and i dont want her to do something that will piss him off
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Hey, at least you know she likes you. I think I'm coasting on neutral with guys, none like me but none hate me.
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ah that sucks
Though I really wish i knew she liked me last year, would have saved me a lot of grief had i not been dating the people i dated over summer
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At least you dated people over the summer, lawl.
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I'm trying to see a girl that I've only actually met once, but have had good chats with through IM. No, I didn't meet her on the web. Web relationships....: \
Anyways, I don't have her number, but she just broke up with her boyfriend, so I'm waiting for the right opportunity to ask her to some event.
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web relationships can work out if you get an idea of who they really are. online personalities can be misleading.
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I'm trying to see a girl that I've only actually met once, but have had good chats with through IM. No, I didn't meet her on the web. Web relationships....: \
Anyways, I don't have her number, but she just broke up with her boyfriend, so I'm waiting for the right opportunity to ask her to some event.
i knew it!!!!! you said this was a no when i asked 2 days ago >_>
Also: I recomend telling leah your not interested if you dont want problems
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fuck relationships and just have as much fucking sex as possible.
word.
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Also, being married does not count as a relationship, so get in one now.
Hmmm... do you have anything to back that up? Not that I doubt you, just that if I try to use that excuse with my wife I might need a better argument.
Ummm... your wife's in a relationship... with me!!! Does that work?
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Last update:
Things are going well. I'm happy. We're happy. At least I hope she is, haha.
She's awesome, and makes me laugh.
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lucky
at the moment my problem has gotten worse
i have gone from having one friend with a bf who likes me to having 2 friends with bfs who like me (well one im sure, the other is like 98% sure)
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Better then me. Try having all your friends get all friendly with the person then spring it on them "Omgah, you know my friend likes you" bla bla bla. Very annoying/embarrassing.
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haha
well it just got worse
I'm now up too 3 people, all with bfs
0_0 why me?!?!?
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So...
I've just stopped smoking pot and drinking for her.
...
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wow
in 30 days she better do something cause your gonna go through a hell of withdrawl
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Haha, what?
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you've never stoped smoking weed have you? prepare for hell, though if you have before and have no idea what im talking bout, your a lucky person
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Wow im bord im checkin for posts im not in
cant bleave i did not post here
have not been in one for a bit now for new years i my geet stone @$$ drunk and sleep with who ever
*thx about going both ways to inprove odds*
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Wow im bord im checkin for posts im not in
cant bleave i did not post here
have not been in one for a bit now for new years i my geet stone @$$ drunk and sleep with who ever
*thx about going both ways to inprove odds*
NFW there is a God...
oh shit im married
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my current plan involves breaking up with my gf, finding alternative uses for the xmas present that i've not yet given her, and going to random orgies instead. this is at least 2/3 true.
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relationships are for mammals (|) .. (|) i jest i jest.
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... I just don't really get the "Never been in a relationship" or "Never even kissed a girl/guy" thing.
It's just too easy, I see ugly people making out all of the time, so it can't be anyone's looks. I'm even kind of ugly, so I know what I'm talking about.
You people gots to get on dat.
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as shy said, do it
not that hard
I'm an ugly bastard *points to the post a picture of yourself topic for proof* and i've had quite a few girlfriends
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I hate you. All of you. >______>
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I've never been in one. Have no desire to be in one, I chose to walk alone. <_< Never had a girlfriend, probably won't have one for quite a while.
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I hate you. All of you. >______>
But I luv you...
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I hate you. All of you. >______>
But I luv you...
I almost said I love you more in my jeans. XD
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^^*takes out of context*
*points to sig*
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x_x
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C'mon, this needs to be talked about.
Why?
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I hate you. All of you. >______>
But I luv you...
I almost said I love you more in my jeans. XD
Finally getting used to me being there?
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I hate you. All of you. >______>
But I luv you...
I almost said I love you more in my jeans. XD
Finally getting used to me being there?
Neeeever. >_>
Shy, wha? You mean what Vector said about the weed?
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I hate you. All of you. >______>
But I luv you...
I almost said I love you more in my jeans. XD
Finally getting used to me being there?
Neeeever. >_>
Shy, wha? You mean what Vector said about the weed?
Well then you better, 'cause I'm gonna be here FOREVER, even when you're dead.
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I hate you. All of you. >______>
But I luv you...
I almost said I love you more in my jeans. XD
Finally getting used to me being there?
Neeeever. >_>
Shy, wha? You mean what Vector said about the weed?
Well then you better, 'cause I'm gonna be here FOREVER, even when you're dead.
Find a new ass already!
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I hate you. All of you. >______>
But I luv you...
I almost said I love you more in my jeans. XD
Finally getting used to me being there?
Neeeever. >_>
Shy, wha? You mean what Vector said about the weed?
Well then you better, 'cause I'm gonna be here FOREVER, even when you're dead.
Find a new ass already!
Nah, this one's comfy.
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I'm in a relationship that's really exploding. You see I've known this girl for more than a year, but I never thought that she would want to go out with me. Well long story short she breaks up with her piece of shit boyfriend finally, and only tells me. At that point I just thought that she liked me, because I was the only person not hitting on her; matter of fact I just tried to ignore her half the time; but, then we started hanging out all the time, and lets just say I slept in her apartment for the last 4 days in a row.
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I hate you. All of you. >______>
But I luv you...
I almost said I love you more in my jeans. XD
Finally getting used to me being there?
Neeeever. >_>
Shy, wha? You mean what Vector said about the weed?
Well then you better, 'cause I'm gonna be here FOREVER, even when you're dead.
Find a new ass already!
Nah, this one's comfy.
Rawrr.
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I hate you. All of you. >______>
But I luv you...
I almost said I love you more in my jeans. XD
Finally getting used to me being there?
Neeeever. >_>
Shy, wha? You mean what Vector said about the weed?
Well then you better, 'cause I'm gonna be here FOREVER, even when you're dead.
Find a new ass already!
Nah, this one's comfy.
Rawrr.
Kinky.... Leo likey...
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Loren, I meant, why haven't some of you had some sort of relationship yet, or kissed a guy/girl?
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Loren, I meant, why haven't some of you had some sort of relationship yet, or kissed a guy/girl?
Because, out of the three guys I found out liked me, they all moved o__o I also used to look like shit. I know looks don't matter, bla bla bla, but it's true <_< Hopefully having better luck now, I know I look better,and I'm not as shy. I really like this one guy but he doesn't like/know me *shrug* There's a whole story >_>
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Loren, I meant, why haven't some of you had some sort of relationship yet, or kissed a guy/girl?
Because, out of the three guys I found out liked me, they all moved o__o I also used to look like shit. I know looks don't matter, bla bla bla, but it's true <_< Hopefully having better luck now, I know I look better,and I'm not as shy. I really like this one guy but he doesn't like/know me *shrug* There's a whole story >_>
She's talkin' bout me, there's just a little problem with the distance
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looks matter in high school, then people -start- growing up and worrying about being alone the rest of their lives
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^^thank god
i hate that when i lose 15 lbs girls wont get away from me *fleeks* and when im normal they wont talk to me
its really fucking anoying
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^^thank god
i hate that when i lose 15 lbs girls wont get away from me *fleeks* and when im normal they wont talk to me
its really fucking anoying
Oh yeah, first every girl wants to be with you, and then no girl knows you anymore.
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I still can't believe this topic I made in a fit of angst is still here.
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FIT OF ANGST! <<< GREAT BAND NAME
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^^true dat
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So this is definitely epic thread made by angsty teenager.
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All right.
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I'm turning 19 in a few months and have never been in a relationship. I've also never had my first kiss.
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I'm too annoyed to re-type it.
loren says:
Guy I like told me he liked me but he has a gf.
loren says:
And he's really into her.
loren says:
And she's really into him.
loren says:
v_v
loren says:
Then he said he loved me in the car.
C-Zom says:
He said that?
loren says:
Yeah... He thought I didn't hear it too.
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Im all a lone
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Im all a lone
Welcome in the club.
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teh club of solitude?
loren says:
Then he said he loved me in the car.
C-Zom says:
He said that?
loren says:
Yeah... He thought I didn't hear it too.
lol @ stealth love-yous
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Rawr. Just. Rawr.
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roar!
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*NewS*
I spent last night (morning) dry humping the fuck out of my girlfriend in many ways, and eventually she put a thong on for me so that I could grab my bare ass and watch her bend over. My cock was about to explode.
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teh club of solitude?
Yeah. Wanna join?
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1ofkinda
wtim dude
and dry humping, heh i remember those days (with girls i was not even dating )
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I've had two long term relationships, along with a handful of ones that lasted less than 6 months. One with someone on these boards. And the one I'm in meow that I've been in for a year and two months.
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NO WAI SOMEONE ON THESE BOARDS?!?!?!? Must be Kenny, cuz I think that's who kruted you.
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I passed up the change to get laid in a starbucks. This guy my friend kmeows was into screwing girls, and me, so he thought combining them was a great idea. I ended up not going. Half because I don't like him, half because Wtf starbucks.
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You are a crazy and desperate girl, Loren.
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no..but im completly obsesed with someone and im gunna ask them out and it will be fun
!!!!!
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You are a crazy and desperate girl, Loren.
Psh. No. The whole thing was a joke, we were trying to get back at him for being such an ass to a friend.
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loren had sex in a starbucks?
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< - - and I are practically back together.
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< - - and I are practically back together.
is that why she's making that face? did you just show her your wilson?
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I just noticed your flask quote, hilariouz
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loren had sex in a starbucks?
No. Could have, but no.
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<_<
Wow.
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>_>
Wow.
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<_<
Wow.
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.woW
>_>
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loren had sex in a starbucks?
No. Could have, but no.
you kmeow that fingerbang song from southpark? i'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life, girl you like to fingerbang and that's alright....
sometime i have to fingerbang a girl to that song... I must! then i'll be like... did i say all this already?
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I think Llamavore is a virgin.
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yes, 3 times
<_<
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>_>
call me a man whore and i'll cut your balls off and give them to kenny for his birthday!
Dang Vector. >_>
That's a lot? I've had...8. 7 of which lasted longer than a week. 2 more than a month. One on+off for 3 years. That one would be my avatar.
EDIT: This is not including the long-distance online relationships I've had...because it would be an astronomical number, probably counting a few 400 lb black men.
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< - - and I are practically back together.
Does she know you're using a picture of her as your avatar on two forums?
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She uses a picture of me on the one forum we're on together. Idk about any others, neither does she.
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I think Llamavore is a virgin.
i assure you i've shot up my fair share of foreign infrastructure.
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I've been with the same guy for 5 1/2 years. We live together. I am sooo old. Way too old to be on this website.
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yes, 3 times
<_<
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>_>
call me a man whore and i'll cut your balls off and give them to kenny for his birthday!
Dang Vector. >_>
That's a lot? I've had...8. 7 of which lasted longer than a week. 2 more than a month. One on+off for 3 years. That one would be my avatar.
EDIT: This is not including the long-distance online relationships I've had...because it would be an astronomical number, probably counting a few 400 lb black men.
um..... ya
vector hit 11 ex's yesterday
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yes, 3 times
<_<
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>_>
call me a man whore and i'll cut your balls off and give them to kenny for his birthday!
Dang Vector. >_>
That's a lot? I've had...8. 7 of which lasted longer than a week. 2 more than a month. One on+off for 3 years. That one would be my avatar.
EDIT: This is not including the long-distance online relationships I've had...because it would be an astronomical number, probably counting a few 400 lb black men.
um..... ya
vector hit 11 ex's yesterday
wasn't dissing you at all, just 3 isn't a lot.
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i know its not a lot
just compared to the people posting at the time it was.
and i dont count hook ups
cause....um.....ya......
*man whore*
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I've been with the same guy for 5 1/2 years. We live together. I am sooo old. Way too old to be on this website.
If your old then what does that make me??? I'm like a grandma or something...I even have 2 kids and a boyfriend who stopped CN because he turned gay I think....I am still with him though...
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hahahahah same with me babycakes. My boyfriend introduced me to CN, but I think he quit when he realized my nation was so much better than his. And just bc you have kids doesn't mean you're old. I'm 24 how old are you?
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I've been with the same guy for 5 1/2 years. We live together. I am sooo old. Way too old to be on this website.
If your old then what does that make me??? I'm like a grandma or something...I even have 2 kids and a boyfriend who stopped CN because he turned gay I think....I am still with him though...
Stopped playing CN because he went gay? I missed that rule.
On the plus side, can he at least decorate?
/I'm 31 if it makes you feel better.
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I've been with the same guy for 5 1/2 years. We live together. I am sooo old. Way too old to be on this website.
If your old then what does that make me??? I'm like a grandma or something...I even have 2 kids and a boyfriend who stopped CN because he turned gay I think....I am still with him though...
Um... are you saying he turned gay-gay or just gay as in... "omg, you're gay because you left CN!"-gay?
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Me and Lauren are still together. It's going great, though we've actually decided to slow things down sexually because she thinks we were moving too fast. I don't really think so, I mean we've been dating for 4 months, but it doesn't bug me really. I don't care what happens as long as she sticks with me.
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Does stalking count? Cause she totally didn't find out I lived in her house until like, the third week.
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hahahahah same with me babycakes. My boyfriend introduced me to CN, but I think he quit when he realized my nation was so much better than his. And just bc you have kids doesn't mean you're old. I'm 24 how old are you?
I'm 27. I'll be 28 in 5 months...I'm pushing 30.... My boyfriend was so excited about this but then he just stopped for no reason. Most likely because i am way better than him(at everything). We started off doing Nation States but that wasn't much involvement so I got kinda bored and was happy when he found CN.
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Um... are you saying he turned gay-gay or just gay as in... "omg, you're gay because you left CN!"-gay?
Gay because he left CN. Even though we do all think something isn't exactly right with him and a few of his friends. Well at least jokingly....i hope....
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Stopped playing CN because he went gay? I missed that rule.
On the plus side, can he at least decorate?
I'm 31 if it makes you feel better.
He'd rather play Animal Crossing. And he can't even decorate his house in that good. We're both 27. I'm a single mom of 2 and I'm in college. It just makes me feel old. I think its the kids...and the fact that my 4 1/2 year old son begs for his turn on the computer now. When he starts playing this is when I will hit my old age breaking point, which is hopefully not for a looooong time.
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Hehe, I know someone who plays CN and so does his mom. One time, some players were making fun of him and one said about about his mom... and his mom responded with, "I am his mom." XD It was hilarious.
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Don't think i'd love that
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I'm turning 19 in a few months and have never been in a relationship. I've also never had my first kiss.
Oh, good. I'm 16, but yeah. Same boat.
Man, read from page 11 all the way to 19. This thread never ceases to be interesting.
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I was raped yesterday.
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Was it good?
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Very. Her name was Lily, and she was actually a girl!
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I AM HIS MOM
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You're Tase's mom?
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NO YES
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Make up your mind
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BUTT HAO
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Pick yes or no.
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This thread both amuses and depresses. I got to page 6 or so, then skipped to the end, like a Danielle Steele novel or something.
So yeah, I'm not even gonna get into my dating history, though I will because it was inevitable from the moment I saw the thread, but it's just one of those things you have to say before you go and do the exact opposite. There's a literary term for that - Iago does it a lot in Othello - but the word escapes me.
I'm 21 and I've spent "3 years in the desert" if you catch my drift. Before that, I started dating at 10 (early bloomer), and had a lot going on until I left school at 18. I think my record was 24 rejections and 2 girlfriends in the space of a year. Despite how that sounds, I am not a man whore - I believe in relationships. But it's just the way things turned out. Uni has not been good to me. So yeah, I peaked at 16... >.<
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meh ten isint way too early, i know people who strated around then
presonaly i was really fat then so i couldent
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meh ten isint way too early, i know people who strated around then
presonaly i was really fat then so i couldent
I didn't say it was too early, I just said it was early. I know a few others who started round then, but only a handful. And no-one else who held down a three month relationship .
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10 is early. >_>
I think 16 is fine.
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Pick yes or no.
YES OR NO!
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Pick yes or no.
YES OR NO!
WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE BOY?
YES
OR
NO????
Lemme sleep on it, baby baby lemme sleep on it...
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you guys want me to sing you a song? i got my mic workin
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That might be too epic, my ears might asplode.
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Me and Lauren are going REALLY well.
I mean REALLY well. I've never met anyone like her... She's so kickass, and SO DAMN hot.
The only downside is I have to quit smoking pot for her. And I really do have to this time, I swore to her I would. I swore on my mother's grave.
I don't swear on things like that if I don't mean them.
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who's lauren?
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his gf
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Perhaps.
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For the past two nights I banged my girlfriend just like as she said a porn star (note that she rarely ever references to porn, because she hates it): giving her many orgasms, and lasting long times. I'm thinking it's from working out, and in any case +1 for the nerd's rep!
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Depends if you can keep it up...
But nice job.
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So she broke up with me. After 3 years.
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o...im sorry tase i dint see the intenseness of that part...wow im sorry
what would you say if ive been in 15
in fact..right now, i have to go ill be back in an hour or three
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and yes im serious
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itt tldr: halp i have no loves; haha noob i gets laid nao.
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Ive been in a bunch but this one ended. ANyways...
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So she broke up with me. After 3 years.
I thought it was on and off?
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this girl is fkin pissing me off!
-kicks mudkip-
she makes me go
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women, word of you-must-not-do-this: you must not tell someone you care about them and reciprocate those feelings for months and then decide you care too much and kill your feelings away and then ignore the guy and act flippantly sympathetic when he voices his frustration. 'o well sry your you still has feelings bcus i'm a coward sux for u kbai'
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So she broke up with me. After 3 years.
I thought it was on and off?
this time I have a feeling it's very, very permanent.
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So she broke up with me. After 3 years.
I thought it was on and off?
this time I have a feeling it's very, very permanent.
that's what you get for showing her your vagina
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Me and Lauren are going simply amazing. We're nearing six months of togetherness, and everything feels like the first time. It's all so fresh and new and exciting. She's perfect in every way. She so nice, truly a great person, funny, very smart, spontaneous, and extremely beautiful... Also, smokin' hot. She just looks amazing, and is flawless. She looks FUCKING FANTASTIC in a swimsuit, and I mean really great. She's totally slim, but with great curves too. She dresses extremely well and unsluttish, and is just truly awesome. She makes me lunch everyday, cooks me dinner, scratches and rubs my back, and I do the same type of stuff for her too.
I'm keeping her around for the long haul, no doubt, she's mine until I die now. We've talked about so many things, and are really comfortable together, with anything. I really can talk to her about anything.
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Me and Lauren are going simply amazing. We're nearing six months of togetherness, and everything feels like the first time. It's all so fresh and new and exciting. She's perfect in every way. She so nice, truly a great person, funny, very smart, spontaneous, and extremely beautiful... Also, smokin' hot. She just looks amazing, and is flawless. She looks FUCKING FANTASTIC in a swimsuit, and I mean really great. She's totally slim, but with great curves too. She dresses extremely well and unsluttish, and is just truly awesome. She makes me lunch everyday, cooks me dinner, scratches and rubs my back, and I do the same type of stuff for her too.
I'm keeping her around for the long haul, no doubt, she's mine until I die now. We've talked about so many things, and are really comfortable together, with anything. I really can talk to her about anything.
Awww... that is so cute. If only she can read this.
women, word of you-must-not-do-this: you must not tell someone you care about them and reciprocate those feelings for months and then decide you care too much and kill your feelings away and then ignore the guy and act flippantly sympathetic when he voices his frustration. 'o well sry your you still has feelings bcus i'm a coward sux for u kbai'
Stupid people. -_-
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Me and Lauren are going simply amazing. We're nearing six months of togetherness, and everything feels like the first time. It's all so fresh and new and exciting. She's perfect in every way. She so nice, truly a great person, funny, very smart, spontaneous, and extremely beautiful... Also, smokin' hot. She just looks amazing, and is flawless. She looks FUCKING FANTASTIC in a swimsuit, and I mean really great. She's totally slim, but with great curves too. She dresses extremely well and unsluttish, and is just truly awesome. She makes me lunch everyday, cooks me dinner, scratches and rubs my back, and I do the same type of stuff for her too.
I'm keeping her around for the long haul, no doubt, she's mine until I die now. We've talked about so many things, and are really comfortable together, with anything. I really can talk to her about anything.
Awww... that is so cute. If only she can read this.
women, word of you-must-not-do-this: you must not tell someone you care about them and reciprocate those feelings for months and then decide you care too much and kill your feelings away and then ignore the guy and act flippantly sympathetic when he voices his frustration. 'o well sry your you still has feelings bcus i'm a coward sux for u kbai'
Stupid people. -_-
She DID read it. She saw it when I was browsing last night.
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Well, things are still going really great. That's me and Lauren at prom. She looked fantastic, and it was actually a lot of fun. I danced like a freak, and was the center of attention in a self-imposing way. I guess it was funny, but most people were probably annoyed by my crazy tango. The weird thing about that picture is how much it looks like this one:
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That's my parents on their wedding day. And the crazy thing is how much Lauren's like my mom... She's really great. I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with someone like her.
School's out tomorrow. I have two exams, then I'm free until summer school starts, which sucks donkey balls, but I'd rather not take it next year. It's only 14 days though, so it's not a big deal.
Things are going good... Real good.
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aw that's so sweet. you two look lovely together, and youre right, it does look like your parents' photo. how creepy
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Well I could talk about my former relationship from earlier this year... but I think no one would like to hear about it.
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=o
I am engaged =)
Before this, there was only one other person I was serious with. Take your time, you have plenty of it.
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We're on a break....
Whatever the fuck that means
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means she's tired of your cock and wants some new ones
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We're on a break....
Whatever the fuck that means
Ouch. Sorry man.
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We're on a break....
Whatever the fuck that means
What happened, I thought everything was going so well? =/
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thread makes me sad.
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lots of flaky women i have encountered in recent weeks btw. but some good ones too. apparently you have to whore yourself out in order to get rid of memories of person who made you stop being a whore
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thread makes me sad.
thread makes me depressed because no one likes me and everyone hates me
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hahaha llama nice.
shes tired of it.
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hahaha llama nice.
shes tired of it.
i get tired of my own cock sometimes.
but i always come back for more.
yeah maybe it was a bit coarse but sometimes joking helps.
fact of the matter is, most relationships dont work out, but the more you go through the closer you get to whichever one(s) will, and then you'll have more stories to tell
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Me and Lauren have had a huge comback since then, with many ups and downs.
Oh yeah, and we got married.
Not really.
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pics of gtfo
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They're way back in the topic, I'll find more another time
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yeah.
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i'm going back out with my ex...goddammit.
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I'm in an ongoing love/hate relationship with myself. I'm pretty sure I'm going to dump myself for someone better.
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I just got dumped .....
About 10 minutes ago. This fucking sucks.
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gey
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Straight.
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Crooked/sideways?
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only when flaccid
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forget this, i hate this topic, it makes me feel like poop
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Close this topic plx. Its retarded.
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aww...is c-zom ashamed of his younger self?
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keep it open plx. it annoys czom
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I have sex everyday, and it takes up my day a lot.
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aww...is c-zom ashamed of his younger self?
Actually no. This topic has just gone on long enough. xd
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aww...is c-zom ashamed of his younger self?
Actually no. This topic has just gone on long enough. xd
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I've had one, back in August-September. It lasted a short time but was amazing
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aww...is c-zom ashamed of his younger self?
Actually no. This topic has just gone on long enough. xd
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I have a picture of C-zoms younger self...
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So do I. There's a picture floating around here and on the MK forums from when I was 14 (Four years ago.)
That a big deal?
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So do I. There's a picture floating around here and on the MK forums from when I was 14 (Four years ago.)
That a big deal?
It is, you hillbilly redneck cracker.
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We even talking about the same picture here? The one on this forum is from a boardwalk when I had a mullet, wearing shorts and sneakers and a t-shirt. Not exactly hillbilly. Or redneck...
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Looked pretty urban hillbilly/redneck to me.
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Idk, i always thought you'd be a lot more...metal...
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I was 14 then.
To each his own I suppose. I had a god awful taste in everything as a kid, including clothing and hair, you can even tell by buzzing through this thread I was like a completely different person. Problem is I'm fine with it, unlike most people who cower in fear at the prospect of old photographs being unearthed. Where you found it, however, worries me. Never took you for the asshole stalking type, I hope that's not the case.
If you guys want cross comparison of your satanic bearded, long haired (down to mid back), crazy looking HoMo now I suppose I could dig up a camera.
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I was 14 then.
To each his own I suppose. I had a god awful taste in everything as a kid, including clothing and hair, you can even tell by buzzing through this thread I was like a completely different person. Problem is I'm fine with it, unlike most people who cower in fear at the prospect of old photographs being unearthed. Where you found it, however, worries me. Never took you for the asshole stalking type, I hope that's not the case.
If you guys want cross comparison of my satanic bearded, long haired (down to mid back), crazy looking HoMo now I suppose I could dig up a camera.
I need a scarier or more metal mental picture of you now that you've ruined it with that old pic...
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That response makes zero sense
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Course it doesn't.
Cause i suck, and i can't think, eat and type at the same time...
Edited.
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Working on it.
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Won't have anything tonight. Check the "picture of yourself" topic tomorrow for an amusing surprise.
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what was this topic about originally?
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Ever being in a relationship until it's been gravedigged to the point of 3 year old disrepair. Now I edit the op and topic title to something different every time it gets gravedug, this is like the fifth time.
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lol
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:wtf:
:lol:
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Who gravedug it this time?
Btw the way, the title was still "Ever been in a relationship" when I took it out of the coffin.
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*kicks Leo in the nuts*
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If you guys want cross comparison of your satanic bearded, long haired (down to mid back), crazy looking HoMo now I suppose I could dig up a camera.
lol
I've always thought of you as some rich jock kid with a very punchable face. >_>
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:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
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what.