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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: FlameAce on September 25, 2009, 03:37:54 pm

Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on September 25, 2009, 03:37:54 pm: Simple, someone inserts a coin, and the next person tells him what he got from the vending machine. Then, he inserts a coin, etc.

I'll start.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 25, 2009, 03:44:18 pm: An IOU

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on September 25, 2009, 03:59:48 pm: A teddy bear with a 357.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 25, 2009, 08:04:50 pm: A UO-Me

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: triviuum on September 25, 2009, 08:05:33 pm: a dildo

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 25, 2009, 08:09:35 pm: A Fail Photo... of you.

*ic*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: triviuum on September 25, 2009, 08:13:21 pm: skip
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on September 25, 2009, 09:31:16 pm: You get a ball of cotton.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: triviuum on September 25, 2009, 09:32:49 pm: great balls of fire

*coin insertion*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on September 25, 2009, 09:34:23 pm: You get a key to another dimension.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: triviuum on September 25, 2009, 09:35:17 pm: you get a brand new Hustler magazine.

*coin inserted*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on September 25, 2009, 09:37:57 pm: You get a Rubix Cube.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: triviuum on September 25, 2009, 09:39:21 pm: you get a hamster

----Inserts Coin----
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 25, 2009, 09:53:12 pm: Three dancing hamsters

*ic*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: triviuum on September 25, 2009, 09:59:10 pm: a box full of....Shit

*inserts thy coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Popsicle on September 25, 2009, 10:03:05 pm: A smoking hot blonde slut

*Inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: triviuum on September 25, 2009, 10:04:36 pm: a tube of lotion

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Thunder Strike on September 25, 2009, 10:11:40 pm: a sex change

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: triviuum on September 25, 2009, 10:12:48 pm: a tonicsicle

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 25, 2009, 10:17:43 pm: tonic

*ic*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on September 25, 2009, 10:19:05 pm: You get a block of cheese.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 25, 2009, 10:23:45 pm: Sphere of Cheese

*ic*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on September 25, 2009, 10:54:07 pm: You get a one hundred year old chair.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: triviuum on September 25, 2009, 10:55:30 pm: you get a 1000 year old vagina

*ic*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 25, 2009, 10:55:40 pm: 200-Year Old sofa

*ic*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on September 25, 2009, 10:57:07 pm: You get a flat basketball.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: triviuum on September 25, 2009, 10:57:55 pm: you get a giant mouse trap

*inserts the coin of doom*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 25, 2009, 11:02:04 pm: You get C-Zom

*ic*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on September 26, 2009, 03:45:16 pm: You get a used battery.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: triviuum on September 26, 2009, 03:45:47 pm: you get a boner.

*IC*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Jenne on September 26, 2009, 03:47:48 pm: Quote from: triviuum
you get a boner.

*IC*
your poop smelling quarter back

*ic*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Popsicle on September 26, 2009, 03:48:48 pm: A hot blonde....with a hairy pussy =P

IC
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: triviuum on September 26, 2009, 03:49:11 pm: a big sign that says "what the fuck"

*IC*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on September 26, 2009, 03:50:42 pm: You get a dead rat.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: triviuum on September 26, 2009, 03:51:59 pm: you get a blow-up doll of Leo

*inserts dick*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on September 26, 2009, 04:01:09 pm: You get cold air.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 26, 2009, 04:03:16 pm: A Cupcake

*ic*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on September 27, 2009, 06:12:24 pm: You get some used fireworks.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 27, 2009, 07:17:33 pm: Some used Cupcakes

*ic*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Jenne on September 27, 2009, 07:18:12 pm: A used condom

*ic*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: triviuum on September 27, 2009, 08:56:45 pm: A sexually abused Jenne

*IC*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Viper6525D on October 01, 2009, 01:45:06 am: *gets dancing cactus *

*inserts bottle cap*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: iKrolm on October 02, 2009, 01:46:39 am: An empty beer bottle.

Coin.
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on October 03, 2009, 07:20:26 pm: You get a rocket launcher. No ammo though. Too bad.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on October 03, 2009, 07:30:24 pm: Ammo... for a BB Gun

Coin
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on October 03, 2009, 07:54:21 pm: You get a demon fairy.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on October 03, 2009, 07:55:13 pm: Fairy Deamon

Coin
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Viper6525D on October 07, 2009, 01:29:59 am: You get 2 coins!

*Steals one of your coins and inserts into V.M.*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on October 07, 2009, 06:05:08 am: You get...... Nothing!

*Inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on October 07, 2009, 01:08:32 pm: Komodo Dragon Tails

*Coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on October 07, 2009, 02:24:04 pm: Out drops.... Your new mother-in-law!

*Inserts Coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on October 07, 2009, 09:07:04 pm: You get a psycho clown doll.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Viper6525D on October 10, 2009, 02:48:33 am: You get a hand...which proves nothing about me killing someone, chopping him up and stuffing him in the Vending Machine....

*inserts dollar*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on October 10, 2009, 12:58:21 pm: You get a talking chotonicte bar. It's an insensitive prick, so watch out!

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on October 11, 2009, 10:45:06 am: You get a creepy old guy.

*Inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on October 11, 2009, 05:27:16 pm: You get a rusty sink.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: iKrolm on October 14, 2009, 04:09:29 pm: Vitamin A poisoning.

Coin.
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Reoga on October 14, 2009, 07:31:49 pm: you get some cock

*IC*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Reoga on October 14, 2009, 07:31:49 pm: you get some cock

*IC*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Legendoftheskies on October 18, 2009, 12:47:49 am: A foot in your ass

*coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on October 18, 2009, 07:22:37 am: A foot in your mouth

*ic*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on October 18, 2009, 02:28:07 pm: A roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris.

*Inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on October 18, 2009, 07:08:40 pm: A RH kick in the not-face by CN

*ic*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Mash on November 10, 2009, 11:11:38 am: Your girlfriend cheats on you with that 1,000-pound guy

*Inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 10, 2009, 02:37:55 pm: Your boyfriend cheats on you with that over 9,000 pound guy

*IC*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Gangs on November 10, 2009, 03:19:16 pm: the African elephant squishes you
*insert coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 10, 2009, 03:38:06 pm: An Asian elephant squishes you

*IC*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Gangs on November 10, 2009, 05:17:01 pm: myrrh would never do that.

100 MILLION DOLLARS!
*inserts teh coins*
heh post 926
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 10, 2009, 08:00:23 pm: Did you just call Myrrh and elephant!?!?!

Anyway, you get $1,000,000,000... in counterfeit bills

*IC*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Viper6525D on November 10, 2009, 09:44:26 pm: You get a zombie dancing to thriller o_O

*IC*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Buchholz on November 10, 2009, 10:12:27 pm: You get some sword that was pulled from a stone, the nickname "Authur" and the throne also the title "King of Blighty"
*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Viper6525D on November 10, 2009, 11:29:22 pm: *gets *

*I C*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Reoga on November 10, 2009, 11:29:31 pm: You get Oni no Ugulu it kills you

*IC*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Viper6525D on November 10, 2009, 11:35:35 pm: *wins a fail!*

*Inserts dollar*
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Gangs on November 11, 2009, 04:35:53 am: combo breaker fail lol

you get another fail
*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Viper6525D on November 11, 2009, 02:39:17 pm: *gets a vending machine*

*I C*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Gangs on November 11, 2009, 02:47:27 pm: you get a brand spanking old car...
#inserts coin#
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Viper6525D on November 11, 2009, 04:50:32 pm: *gets world's oldest cell phone*

*I C*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Gangs on November 12, 2009, 03:53:51 am: gets an all expense paid trip to zululand...
*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Buchholz on November 12, 2009, 05:53:54 pm: *gets a used fleshlight*
*insert coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Gangs on November 12, 2009, 07:07:28 pm: gets a buchholz
*Inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Viper6525D on November 12, 2009, 07:45:22 pm: *gets hot coco*

*I C*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Gangs on November 12, 2009, 07:49:27 pm: gets an empty coco cup
*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Viper6525D on November 12, 2009, 08:08:50 pm: *gets fireball*

*I C*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 12, 2009, 08:17:23 pm: Mushroom

*IC*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Viper6525D on November 12, 2009, 08:42:11 pm: *gets mushroom cloud*

*I C*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 12, 2009, 08:44:54 pm: Regular Cloud

*IC*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Viper6525D on November 12, 2009, 08:56:45 pm: *gets cloud strife...cloud*

IC
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on November 16, 2009, 03:44:00 am: *gets acid rain*

ic
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on November 16, 2009, 07:11:31 pm: You get a broken lightbulb.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Gangs on November 16, 2009, 08:39:48 pm: you get a burnt kite
/me inserts coin
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on November 17, 2009, 08:25:10 am: *You get the internet - you win!*

ic
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Wraith7153 on December 05, 2009, 07:01:30 pm: /r/AIDS

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Untelligent on December 05, 2009, 07:20:09 pm: A submarine with a screen door.

*inserts tree*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on December 16, 2009, 04:22:39 am: Gets paper

*Inserts finger*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on December 21, 2009, 07:58:24 pm: You get a lump of coal.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on December 24, 2009, 04:37:18 am: You get useless presents

ic
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Electric Mango on December 25, 2009, 09:56:45 am: gets herpes

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: triviuum on December 25, 2009, 04:44:05 pm: gets a room full naked trannies.

*inserts cock*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Electric Mango on December 27, 2009, 06:34:15 pm: gets a coupon for a free back rub, signed by EM

IC
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on December 29, 2009, 03:39:40 pm: You get a muddy football.

*inserts coin*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Electric Mango on December 30, 2009, 09:32:55 am: You get 1 free mail order bride

IC
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Viper6525D on January 01, 2010, 12:49:16 am: *gets a sidekick w/ a british accent*

*IC*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Electric Mango on January 01, 2010, 02:03:16 am: Gets a stiff tongue in the bung hole

IC
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Baltus on February 10, 2010, 09:40:29 am: Gets a piece of old paper, that lets him rule Europe, S. America, and the big island in the South.

*IC*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on February 10, 2010, 10:23:47 am: Gets every disease known to man, monkeys, and dogs.

*IC*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on February 11, 2010, 04:03:55 am: *gets his coin back
(fail)

ic
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Baltus on February 11, 2010, 09:41:54 am: The vending machine blows up.

IC
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on February 11, 2010, 11:51:13 am: You get poked in a place where the sun don't shine by a "stick".

*IC*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on February 12, 2010, 02:50:44 am: fizzable

*ic*
Title: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: itida on February 16, 2010, 02:42:14 pm: you get a new sig

*ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on March 05, 2010, 01:22:12 pm: *Gets an instant replay of you inserting your coin*

*IC*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on April 20, 2010, 08:49:08 pm: You get a 500lb napalm incendiary bomb dropped on you! :o

inserts coin ;D
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on April 21, 2010, 04:57:43 am: You get a postcard from some stranger in jail.

*ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on April 21, 2010, 10:25:38 am: You get hugged by 300 cactaurs. ow....

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on April 21, 2010, 11:22:27 am: You get dropped off on the ice covered land mass around the south pole - aka (antarctica),
and all you are wearing is a full length fur coat a top hat, ice skates and a whistle. :'(

" inserts coin"
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on April 23, 2010, 05:16:05 am: You get mugged by Rorick, and he takes all your coins.

*ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on April 23, 2010, 06:30:14 am: You get mugged by Maguga and me and we take all your coins.

*Inserts 3 coins* *Presses B-4*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on April 23, 2010, 09:52:23 am: Nothing happens, the machine must be broken.
It gives its coins to Echorion. =P

*fixes machine with the money from the machine*

*ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on April 23, 2010, 10:21:04 am: turns out that when you had the machine fixed they wired it wrong and it electrocutes you! >:(

Inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on April 23, 2010, 11:15:19 am: you forgot to fix it too. It also electrocutes you --__-- :P

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on April 23, 2010, 12:14:12 pm: lol, ;D you get resurrected and become a panty salesman for a very busy obese womans store.

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on April 24, 2010, 10:30:53 am: You get fired from your job, and become a panty salesman for a very busy obese man's store. haha jk

You get haunted by a dead serial killer clown. :-X

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on April 24, 2010, 12:09:23 pm: You get 3000(+/-199) nooks. Nooklear holocaust in 3..2..1..*IC**BOOM!*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on April 24, 2010, 08:34:28 pm: *moves machine into bomb shelter*
You get radiation clean-up!

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on April 25, 2010, 12:27:28 am: Damn you! I had that bonus up until about a week ago when one of the idiots in my trade circle canceled.

You switch out with me before the blast and get irradiated to high heaven.

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on April 25, 2010, 04:29:05 am: Haha, I haven't cared about my trades for a while now... Idiot nations keep disappearing. Anybody got a good trade circle for me?

Echorion get's cured, and develops superpowers like in the Fantastic 4, only more cactuar-like.

*ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on April 25, 2010, 05:13:39 am: Not unless you got oil and aluminum. That's the fucker who canceled resources.

You lose your super powers.

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on April 25, 2010, 08:07:58 am: You get a Rhino, whose name is Dave.

*ic*

btw. Dave doesn't like you. :P
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on April 25, 2010, 08:14:06 am: You trade me a bag of chips for Dave, he likes you even less.

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on April 25, 2010, 11:30:30 am: You get barbecued by a homicidal madman with a ww2 era flamethrower! :-\

(inserts coins)
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on April 25, 2010, 11:49:15 am: You get a thousand counterfeit coins back. *Ultra Fail/Greatest crime in US history*

*IC*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on April 25, 2010, 04:20:01 pm: you get attacked by a group of angry retired ten pin bowlers!

(inserts coins)
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on April 26, 2010, 08:24:39 am: Your cat pees on you... during a business meeting.

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on April 26, 2010, 01:26:04 pm: Your dinosaur shits on you... in the same business meeting.

*IC*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on April 26, 2010, 08:20:44 pm: You get a smack across the face

*insert coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on April 27, 2010, 12:38:41 am: You get swallowed by a giant mutant cockroach!

"inserts coins"
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on April 27, 2010, 07:33:46 am: Someone with AIDS jizzes on you.

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on April 27, 2010, 05:08:25 pm: You get your mouth washed out with soap!...lol

Inserts Coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on April 28, 2010, 05:21:29 am: You get your mouth washed out with jizz

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on April 28, 2010, 11:24:37 am: You get violated by a rabid gay male elephant and like it! :o

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on April 28, 2010, 11:33:55 am: You get kicked in the family jewels and get a slap in the face.... and hate it! :o

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on April 28, 2010, 11:42:51 am: you get run over by a giant steamroller! :P

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on April 28, 2010, 03:04:08 pm: You get an ant farm... full of Jack Jumper Ants. Have fun :D

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on April 28, 2010, 05:22:20 pm: Oh man they are terrible! :'( You get dropped into a school of 50 billion Irukandji jelly sea kittens off the northern coast of australia, and die 2 days later from your fatal brush with the Irukandji! :'(

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on April 28, 2010, 11:29:59 pm: You get stabbed in the ass by a swordfish

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on April 29, 2010, 10:55:00 am: You get a box of rocks :P

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on April 29, 2010, 11:00:35 am: You get a trip to Niagara Falls. It's only one way though, and you have to pay for a hotel, food, tips, and souvenirs.

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on April 29, 2010, 12:05:56 pm: You get this dope rhyme to use next time your spitting some ill rap in a free style battle!... ready -yo You get a one way ticket all the way to mars, you scream for your momma as you pass the stars :'(, yo when you get there you get a job stealin' cars! yo! :P / Wow look out rap world here you come!!!
::)

( inserts coins)
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on April 29, 2010, 12:46:28 pm: But, but, but... I DON'T LIKE RAP! Now that I've got that off my chest:

You get a life support system that will keep you alive through ANYTHING. You also commit many murders and are sentenced to the death penalty. You go through every single execution technique in the history of man before they take you off life support.

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on April 29, 2010, 02:31:28 pm: lol / you get a box set of vanilla ice music and you are locked in a room and forced to listen to it 24/7 for the rest of your life! ???

inserts coins ;D
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: LordShaiyan on April 29, 2010, 02:58:47 pm: You get a giant cock up your ass :o

----Insert Coin----
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on April 29, 2010, 05:36:59 pm: You get a giant ass up your cock.... ouch....*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on April 29, 2010, 09:52:25 pm: You get 2 first class one way tickets to haiti ;) ... enjoy the island of hispaniola! :P

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on April 30, 2010, 06:28:14 am: Congratulations, You've won 8D Click this link to claim your prize (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on April 30, 2010, 09:59:52 am: You get rick rolled

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on April 30, 2010, 10:05:25 am: You get speedwagonned.(Same thing as RR, only using an REO Speedwagon song)

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 01, 2010, 03:45:24 am: Your steam account gets deleted.

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: LordShaiyan on May 01, 2010, 05:01:11 am: You get bankrupted and then get violated in the ass by an assailant. :o
------------------------------Insert coin----------------------------
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Ugjer on May 01, 2010, 05:58:53 am: You get a blank cheque to save your company after making stupid and risky investments.

*Inserts flat round metal object which represents 50 eurocents*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 01, 2010, 08:36:43 am: You get a fluffy teddy!

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 01, 2010, 09:35:56 am: You get a very angry >:( African Gorilla!

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: LordShaiyan on May 01, 2010, 10:00:30 am: You don't get actually,you lose your virginity by a bull that saw you when you were naked :o
-----------------------------Insert Coin--------------------------------------------------
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on May 01, 2010, 10:13:27 am: Quote from: Echorion on May 01, 2010, 03:45:24 am
Your steam account gets deleted.

ic

Jokes on you, I don't have a steam account.

You get a new 2010 Chevy Cobalt

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 01, 2010, 10:22:56 am: You get a B-2 bomber.

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 01, 2010, 03:32:39 pm: you get a pile of saw dust

Ic
(http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/UNN/UNN580/u12931446.jpg)
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on May 01, 2010, 04:14:39 pm: You get the vending machine.... Oh crap, it's fried, and you don't have the key to get to the now liquefied coins in the holding bin.

*Replaces Vending Machine with newer, shiner one* *Inserts coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 01, 2010, 05:42:27 pm: :o
You get run over by a stampeding herd of buffalo! ... ... ... ... . . . :(

(inserts coin)
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: LordShaiyan on May 02, 2010, 07:34:05 am: You get forced to eat a pile of human shit :o
----------------------Insert coin----------------------------------
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 02, 2010, 09:22:04 am: You spontaneously combust! :o

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 03, 2010, 06:22:14 am: You get violated by a tentacle monster :-X

iv
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 03, 2010, 10:12:47 am: You get a bag of hair! :P

Inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 03, 2010, 09:11:54 pm: You get a bag of old pubic hair.

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 03, 2010, 09:34:53 pm: You get a bag of hammers! :P

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 03, 2010, 09:45:05 pm: you just got a hippopotamus.with three legs and bad breath.

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Pattara on May 04, 2010, 12:20:06 am: you get mike tyson punch-out

insert icoin
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on May 04, 2010, 12:23:33 am: You get a video of you inserting your coin.... and everything that will happen for 24 hours after that.. :o

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 04, 2010, 06:57:13 am: you get to be a celeb for a day.

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Pattara on May 04, 2010, 08:14:04 am: you get this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKsvXrQ5ico (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKsvXrQ5ico)

icoin
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 04, 2010, 09:30:30 am: you get blind folded and sent directly to a firing squad where you get gunned down! :o

(inserts coins) ;D
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: LordShaiyan on May 04, 2010, 10:28:55 am: You get accused of raping a 13 year old girl and sentenced to death by hanging :o
------------------Insert Coin----------------------------------------------------------------
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on May 04, 2010, 10:32:35 am: You get sent to the middle ages where you are beheaded for witchcraft. They used a dull axe and had to hit you 100 time in the neck to kill you, and even then your head wasn't fully off.

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: LordShaiyan on May 04, 2010, 10:36:35 am: Well,you'll get scared to know that,even after the 100 hits,I'm still alive(they used a dull plastic axe) and I'm gonna get you soon :o
------------------------Insert Coin----------------------------------------------------------------------
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on May 04, 2010, 10:40:42 am: First, HOW IN THE HELL DO THEY HAVE PLASTIC???? That is a fairly modern invention, considering 1850's rather modern.

Second, they redo your execution, this time with a dull METAL axe. They hit you 100 time in the neck to kill you, and even then your head wasn't fully off.

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: LordShaiyan on May 04, 2010, 10:57:02 am: Well,first,HOW THE HELL COULD I GO TO THE MIDDLE AGE??As far as i know,there's no such thing as time machine(atleast,at the present).And another thing,I fixed my head(It was not fully cut off and i fixed it because I'm a wizard (Hogwarts) lol ;D).By the way,I'll get you.And when I get to your place,you'll be dead in no time :D
---------------------------Insert Coin-----------------------------------------------------
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on May 04, 2010, 11:18:51 am: Well, going by Einstein's theory about time, time is a dimension, 4-d if you will. By this theory, using the right methods, one could go to any place in time, the relative past, present, and future. Using this ideology, one could theoretically go back in time using methods such as a worm hole or a rift in space-time. The only bad thing about that rather than using a theoretical time machine is you wouldn't be able to get back to the present, you'd be stuck where you ended up for the rest of your life, or until you found another rift that would lead you back to the current time. That in and of itself is a great challenge, for you would have no tools or guides on how to judge where a rift or worm hole will take you. If one could discern how to create these rifts in space-time and figure out how to know what time you'd be going to, you could theoretically make a time machine. Not one you'd carry in a pocket, or fit upon a ship, but one you would project into the planes of reality and travel. Not that a 15 year old high school student would know anything about that. >.>

You get an empty tonic can.

*Ic*

Edit: Also, you consider the notion that a wizard can survive and repair an injury so grievous as beheading. That is the concept that He Who Must Not Be Named held, that wizards and witches shouldn't be held to mere mortal death. Plain and simple, it didn't work that way. If it did, Sir Nicolas would have his head on, and not be nearly headless.
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: LordShaiyan on May 04, 2010, 11:25:10 am: If ya want to travel time,you'll have to go faster than the speed of light,which is 180,000 miles per second.Can you make a device like that?And about the wormhole,people are not sure even if it exists!! lol there's no going back in time in reality...
----------------------Insert Coin------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on May 04, 2010, 11:29:09 am: Lets take this debate to a new thread, I'll start it in a minute.

You get a wad of counterfeit bills.

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 04, 2010, 01:03:26 pm: You get a severe case of poison ivy on your testicles! :-[ :'(

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on May 04, 2010, 01:16:18 pm: Jokes on you, I don't get poison ivy rash. ;D

You get the rash I was supposed to get.

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 04, 2010, 02:00:18 pm: You get reincarnated as an ostrich! :P

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 04, 2010, 07:55:05 pm: you get a used Q-tip

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 05, 2010, 01:30:42 am: You get to go on a date with Leo.

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 05, 2010, 10:25:37 pm: You get to chaperon Leo and king pajuga on their date! ...because leo's parents wont let him attend a social gathering unless someone is there to ensure proper behavior. ::)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 05, 2010, 11:00:38 pm: you get a Popsicle delivered by none other than (http://ui30.gamespot.com/317/herbert_4.jpg)

insert cion
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 06, 2010, 11:51:14 am: you get to go on a date with jessica alba :o

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 06, 2010, 01:17:31 pm: nice! You get to go on a date with al gore! ::)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 06, 2010, 11:40:50 pm: You get a date with with Madonna.
:-\ fuck those veins are disgusting btw.

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 08, 2010, 09:40:50 am: You get a life size cardboard cut out of oprah! :-*

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 08, 2010, 11:14:08 pm: you get nothing and like it. next time put in coins :P

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 08, 2010, 11:19:12 pm: You get a super cool and powerful laser pointer that you press the button to turn it on but it faces the wrong direction and burns out your eye balls

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 09, 2010, 01:08:41 am: You get a hooker, with AIDS.

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 09, 2010, 11:17:51 am: you grow large natural breast! :P

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 09, 2010, 03:16:43 pm: you get a new Harley Davidson

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 09, 2010, 04:00:27 pm: You get to pay for all the gas I ever use and all the insurance I ever need on my new harley! :o

INSERTS COINS
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 09, 2010, 04:26:31 pm: you get to wake up from your dream and find out the Harley is made out of peanut butter

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 10, 2010, 07:02:29 am: you get a rootkit.

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 10, 2010, 11:19:14 am: you get hacked by someone with a rootkit and they siphon all your private info! :'(

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 10, 2010, 08:02:42 pm: you get a used thong from a transvestite hooker

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 10, 2010, 09:50:56 pm: you get a cactus shoved up ut ass

*insert coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 11, 2010, 06:07:09 am: you get a cacatuar shoved up your ass.

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 11, 2010, 05:00:54 pm: you get a suitcase with a million dollars inside of it but as son as you open it up it all bursts into flames =P

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on May 11, 2010, 07:53:36 pm: You get a thumb up your ass. *Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 11, 2010, 08:38:45 pm: You get a guienni pig up ur ass

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 11, 2010, 08:45:51 pm: You get a mandatory rectal exam! :-[

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 11, 2010, 09:22:05 pm: you get everything that was shoved up everyone's ass in this thread.....JACKPOT :'(

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 11, 2010, 09:25:41 pm: You get stuck in an elevator with a very fat and smelly man with no moving space.

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 11, 2010, 10:01:21 pm: you get a really super cool wool hat
IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 11, 2010, 10:04:04 pm: You get a personal body guard

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 11, 2010, 10:05:11 pm: you get hit in the testicles with a golf club! :o

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 11, 2010, 10:08:45 pm: Quote from: king maguga on May 11, 2010, 10:05:11 pm
you get hit in the testicles with a golf club! :o

inserts coins

LOL ;D

you get a new Frisbee

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 11, 2010, 10:12:24 pm: you get a cookie

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 11, 2010, 10:15:14 pm: You get magic beans!

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 11, 2010, 10:17:37 pm: You get a super duper bouncy ball

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 11, 2010, 10:20:04 pm: you get tarred and feathered! :-[

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 11, 2010, 10:24:12 pm: you got a new waffle iron

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/569251/80498041.jpg)
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 11, 2010, 10:35:57 pm: you get a box of camel dung! >:(

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 11, 2010, 10:39:53 pm: you get a cigarette but

IC (http://kai-power.com/comics/perforated%20inc/2009.08.26%20insert%20coins.jpg)
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on May 11, 2010, 11:37:04 pm: You get a bag of walnuts.

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 12, 2010, 03:53:09 am: You get to pleasure Jessica Alba.

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 12, 2010, 05:49:09 pm: You get to go on a date with elton john to a nude beach! :o

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 12, 2010, 08:18:38 pm: You get a bag of poopy flavored lollipops

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 12, 2010, 09:06:38 pm: You get a wooden spoon! :P

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 12, 2010, 09:35:24 pm: You get a brand new car!

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 13, 2010, 12:03:08 am: You get a 200 ft Yacht!

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: LordShaiyan on May 13, 2010, 02:20:31 am: You get infected by the T-Virus (Resident Evil)

--------------------Insert Coin--------------
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 13, 2010, 07:12:18 am: You get AIDS.

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: LordShaiyan on May 13, 2010, 10:40:20 am: You get blood cancer and an anthrax letter(from me ;D) :o
------------------Insert Coin-----------------------------
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 13, 2010, 08:11:12 pm: You get a fart in the face from an elephant

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Pattara on May 13, 2010, 09:41:53 pm: you get fart in the face from TWO elephants

insert coin here
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: LordShaiyan on May 13, 2010, 11:11:47 pm: You get kicked in the balls by a horse :o
-------------Insert Coin----------------
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 14, 2010, 12:53:22 am: You get to play russian roulette

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: LordShaiyan on May 14, 2010, 04:21:02 am: You get to play that with me and at last you die :o
------------------Insert Coin----------------
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 14, 2010, 10:52:10 am: you get a horse shoe!

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 14, 2010, 08:30:39 pm: You get a sack of manure!

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 15, 2010, 12:19:37 am: you get a dead frog

IC (http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/14/128920666926552956.jpg)
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 15, 2010, 09:17:53 pm: You get a a box full of your favorite drink...but all the cans/bottles are empty :o

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 16, 2010, 04:06:21 pm: you get five pencils :P

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 16, 2010, 08:21:55 pm: You get a spiral notebook

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 17, 2010, 04:25:31 am: you get a new tie

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 17, 2010, 12:39:56 pm: You get 4 chickens :P

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 17, 2010, 09:25:24 pm: You get a cookie.

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 18, 2010, 09:52:12 pm: You get a garden (water) hose! :P

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 18, 2010, 10:26:11 pm: you get hit by Vladimir Klitschkov (or however you spell his name)

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 18, 2010, 11:24:00 pm: You get run over by vipers ice cream truck!

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 19, 2010, 05:08:30 pm: you get a snapping turtle with laser beams for eye and a roman candle for a tail and big sharp spikes on it shell and it is made completely out of marshmallow and figs. with chocolate covered raisins missiles that shoot out of it's nostrils

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Mia on May 19, 2010, 06:48:05 pm: you get pink high heels that blister your feet.

*inserts a blue coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 19, 2010, 10:00:40 pm: You get a blue coin, the machine spits the blue coin out since it only accepts coins not blue coins =P

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on May 19, 2010, 11:18:40 pm: You get a green, moldy slice of cheese.

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 19, 2010, 11:47:40 pm: You get uncontrollable gas! :-[

holds nose inserts coins!
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 20, 2010, 03:16:20 am: you get a nose clamp.

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: LordShaiyan on May 20, 2010, 07:10:58 am: you get a nipple clamp
-----------insert coin-----
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 20, 2010, 01:23:39 pm: You get a tattoo of a daisy on your forehead! :P

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Mia on May 21, 2010, 06:18:37 pm: You get a thorny bush.

*insert coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 21, 2010, 08:52:10 pm: you get a picture of king maguga :P

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 22, 2010, 01:00:06 am: you get a handjob

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 22, 2010, 12:08:28 pm: You get a melon :P

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 22, 2010, 07:00:29 pm: You get a box of pre-scratched worthless lottery tickets.

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 22, 2010, 10:17:15 pm: You get a can of chicken noodle soup! :)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 22, 2010, 11:52:35 pm: You get a peking duck

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: LordShaiyan on May 23, 2010, 04:02:10 am: You get semen on your mouth.
----------Insert Coin--------
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 23, 2010, 01:26:15 pm: you get an ice cube :P

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 24, 2010, 07:19:18 am: you got a rum and coke

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 24, 2010, 12:23:04 pm: You get a fresca!

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 24, 2010, 07:59:03 pm: "wow great I love fresca" you get a TAB

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 24, 2010, 08:20:49 pm: you get a shirley temple!

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Echorion on May 25, 2010, 02:00:40 am: You get a Vespa.

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 25, 2010, 10:16:15 am: you got a new rickshaw
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/4000/Fancy-Rickshaw---4192.jpg)

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 25, 2010, 01:42:49 pm: You get an engine! :P

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 26, 2010, 06:23:23 am: you get two quarts of soy milk

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 26, 2010, 06:41:08 pm: You get her!

(http://davart.net/awg/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/very-fat-woman-eating.jpg)

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on May 26, 2010, 07:46:58 pm: You get a free pass to weight watchers.

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 27, 2010, 03:51:28 pm: You get to go on a date with this woman!

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/636995/80545124.jpg)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on May 27, 2010, 10:18:15 pm: you get the most observed nincompoop dingbat stinky face fart brain award :P

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on May 31, 2010, 04:12:12 pm: You get this guy to fly your space ship! (inserts coins)

(http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/60478.jpg)
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: idioteque on May 31, 2010, 06:12:26 pm: A bunch of tangled cables and cords!

*inserts coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Pattara on June 01, 2010, 08:41:11 am: gets refund

*IC*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on June 02, 2010, 11:37:35 pm: you get an I.O.U! :P

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on June 06, 2010, 08:19:43 pm: you get riped off

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on June 06, 2010, 08:41:57 pm: you get a bottled elephant fart!

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on June 07, 2010, 04:09:51 pm: you get poked in the eye :'(

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on June 07, 2010, 07:58:58 pm: you get a dilly bar! :P

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on June 08, 2010, 02:07:48 pm: You get canned fog.

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on June 08, 2010, 11:13:43 pm: You get a bag of elephant poop! :o

(http://chuckie.free.fr/pics/20040517/elephant-poop.jpg)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Pattara on June 11, 2010, 09:23:09 pm: µ 907 1337 7®4|\|$£470®!

insert this coin
(http://yeinjee.com/discovery/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/largest-gold-coin.jpg)
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on June 12, 2010, 09:22:54 am: you get this giant vending machine for that coin

(http://www.freshgasflow.com/images/donotsharethis_images/vending_machine/giant_vending_machine.jpg)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on June 15, 2010, 06:11:38 pm: you got an outrigger for your ass

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on June 15, 2010, 11:18:29 pm: You get an OSTRICH!

inserts coins!
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on June 22, 2010, 07:44:15 pm: you get a quart of skunked beer

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on June 25, 2010, 12:18:02 pm: You get 5 skunks that forcibly eject an ill - smelling fluid all over you! :'(

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Becks For Dinner on June 26, 2010, 09:58:13 pm: You get one anal recruit.

*Inserts coin*

Edit: Oh I see what you did there. :D
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on June 29, 2010, 10:45:43 am: You get 2 and 1 half tickets to the local ballet! :-*

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Becks For Dinner on July 01, 2010, 06:05:19 pm: You get free ice cream for a week.

*Inserts coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on July 03, 2010, 07:56:05 pm: You get this lime headed guard cat! :P (Meow!..aah who goes there?)

(http://moranmustangs.org/philg/files/2010/02/funny-cat.jpg)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Becks For Dinner on July 05, 2010, 10:31:30 am: You get some strange internet stealing cat virus. Hope you've got a good anti-virus! :P

(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp34/BecksForDinner/3707848.jpg)

*Inserts coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on July 05, 2010, 09:00:48 pm: You get 2 boobies!
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/20/633495171199936172-Boobies.jpg)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on July 10, 2010, 11:20:59 am: You get a Ban-Hammer! Use it well.

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1001/the-mods-new-banhammer-demotivational-poster-1264031989.jpg)

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on July 11, 2010, 08:44:45 am: you get Mongolian Death Worm..............enjoy :P

(http://whoyoucallingaskeptic.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/mongolian-death-worm.jpg)

I.C.
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on July 11, 2010, 02:02:17 pm: You get this new company vehicle! ::)
(http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/funny_bike.jpg)

enjoy! .... inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: sycoforbidden on July 14, 2010, 01:29:35 pm: You get banged Leo

*inserts coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on July 15, 2010, 10:44:45 am: you get this guy to live with you for a year!
(http://www.admit-one.net/webimages/monoface.jpg)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: sycoforbidden on July 18, 2010, 05:41:06 am: you get... Will

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v97/alashinish/freshprince.jpg)

*inserts coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on July 18, 2010, 06:31:24 pm: You get this guy as your stalker! :horrified:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D-LZxhXlNXY/SP7_3WA9s9I/AAAAAAAAFFs/tPxifLv19K4/s400/funny-pictures.jpeg)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: sycoforbidden on July 20, 2010, 07:21:04 am: you get morcela

(http://www.eb1-janeiro-cima.rcts.pt/Sans%20titre%20-%2014.jpg)

really good food actually

*inserts coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on July 20, 2010, 10:45:11 am: You get a giant pickle! :rolleyes:

(http://www.moonmilk.com/06/09/giant-pickle-gothamist_.jpg)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: sycoforbidden on July 20, 2010, 06:19:42 pm: you get a giant banana !!!

(http://static.zooomr.com/images/7633859_8115878dee_o.jpg)

no clue on what you're gonna do with it.

*inserts coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on July 26, 2010, 02:17:43 pm: You get this to eat that giant banana!
(http://www.silverscreenclassics.com/images/video/03385001.jpg)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on August 10, 2010, 11:36:43 am: :awesome:

inserts coins!
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Popsicle on August 10, 2010, 08:52:57 pm: ^^^ You get a "you fail sign" for not giving something to previous post. :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll:

*Inserts coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on August 10, 2010, 09:45:02 pm: You get hammered... literally, with a 10t pile driver. :troll:

*IC*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 10, 2010, 10:10:59 pm: You get a cookie

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on August 10, 2010, 10:15:43 pm: You get a lifetime's supply of peanuts.

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on August 11, 2010, 11:34:04 am: you get kissed by this!

(http://becauseitreallyispersonal.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/ostrich.jpg)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 11, 2010, 03:33:52 pm: You get a a bear trap.

(http://i515.photobucket.com/albums/t357/NBachers/BearTrap.jpg)

*Inset Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on August 11, 2010, 03:48:27 pm: You get a bear in a trap.

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 11, 2010, 04:35:45 pm: You get Admiral Ackbar.

(http://frankthetank.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/admiral-ackbar.jpg)

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on August 11, 2010, 05:40:37 pm: You get a light saber crystal. *ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Gangs on August 11, 2010, 05:50:29 pm: You get cut in half./me inserts coin
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 11, 2010, 06:11:53 pm: You get the blue screen of death.

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on August 11, 2010, 06:18:46 pm: You get leo's libido. :troll:

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on August 11, 2010, 09:57:46 pm: you get a one way trip into the anus of leo's mind!?! :wtf: :horrified:

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 11, 2010, 11:10:52 pm: You get mind fucked.

(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/3/26/633737032888813960-YourMind.jpg)

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on August 13, 2010, 11:55:19 am: you get a free flight on Amish Airlines to the bottom of this cliff! :wacko:

(http://www.legjoints.com/TourofFlandersLive/amish-airlines.jpg)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 13, 2010, 11:58:02 am: You get an Amish guy

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on August 13, 2010, 11:59:56 am: You get a platypus bear. (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081212183946/avatar/images/thumb/d/da/Platypus_bear.png/300px-Platypus_bear.png)

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 13, 2010, 12:04:40 pm: You get a rabbaroo

(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090416053658/avatar/images/thumb/1/17/Rabbaroo.png/300px-Rabbaroo.png)

*Insert 2 Coins*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 13, 2010, 04:24:04 pm: You get two cabbage men

(http://mimg.ugo.com/201002/36244/cuts/cabbage-merchant-airbender_288x288.png)

(http://mimg.ugo.com/201002/36244/cuts/cabbage-merchant-airbender_288x288.png)

*Doesn't need to insert a coin because he is King*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 13, 2010, 04:40:19 pm: ~~I love you and your mod powers~~

AHHHHH!! STOP CHANGING MY WORDS!!! YOU HAVE UNLEASED THE FURY OF CAPS LOCK!!!
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 13, 2010, 04:46:48 pm: :troll:
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 13, 2010, 04:54:55 pm: *Insert Spam Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 13, 2010, 04:58:59 pm: You get Spam
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 13, 2010, 07:25:24 pm: I'm awesome
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 14, 2010, 09:21:51 am: You get nothing cause no coin.

*Inserts Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 14, 2010, 05:57:35 pm: You get a grenade with the pin pulled.

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on August 14, 2010, 10:37:49 pm: you get this! :horrified:

(http://www.absolutvision.com/gallery/gallery/th/1P6529.preview.jpg)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: LordShaiyan on August 15, 2010, 11:50:12 am: your aircraft gets crashed on Nagasaki the second before the atomic bomb blast!!! :horrified: :wtf: :evil: :wacko: :supaburn: :facepalm: :derp: :smugbert: :rainbowsheep: :kaboom: :sadtroll: :fuckyea: :bigz: :ewbte:

---------------------------Insert Coin-------------------------
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 15, 2010, 02:25:54 pm: Quote from: Zimbagwe on August 13, 2010, 07:25:24 pm
I'm awesome
I'm just going to start removing your posts
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Gangs on August 15, 2010, 06:35:17 pm: No don't, modabuse is fine and all but deleting fucks with the post count i think.
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 15, 2010, 06:43:47 pm: Well that's the idea, but alright then
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on August 16, 2010, 12:00:19 am: you get this dog that was cross bred with leo to make this new military grade hybrid attack dog gorilla ram thing! :rolleyes:

(http://www.xenophilia.com/pics/hybrids/uZoo16.jpg)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 16, 2010, 06:15:26 am: And I didn't even put in a coin. It's great to be King :smug:

You get :domo:
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on August 17, 2010, 12:39:19 pm: You get this baby!

(http://www.computersexy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ugly_people.jpg)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 17, 2010, 01:04:37 pm: You get this waitress

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/tipping-laser-tits-demotivational-poster-1282062318.jpg)

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 17, 2010, 01:06:39 pm: You get somethying awesome... But I confiscate it because I'm King and don't like you

*IC*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 17, 2010, 01:12:32 pm: You get something not awesome at all and is forced to keep it.

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 17, 2010, 02:27:43 pm: You get shmacked by me

*IC*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Zimbagwe on August 17, 2010, 09:26:06 pm: You get round-house kicked by Chuck Norris.

*Insert Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on August 17, 2010, 11:51:44 pm: you get chuck norris himself!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FZH41W2fRk4/R3TxvUQOpqI/AAAAAAAAA0o/cchJZRMgBOk/s400/chuck_norris.jpg)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 18, 2010, 03:16:12 pm: You get his cardboard sign

*IC*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on August 18, 2010, 06:00:08 pm: you turn into this guy!

(http://www.profileking.org/comments/Funny/14.jpg)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on August 19, 2010, 10:49:28 pm: you also get this!
(http://www.fiftybucksaweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/egg.jpg)

INSERTS CCCCCCOOOOIIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 21, 2010, 07:03:10 am: You get smacked

(http://www.junkphood.com/images/materials/covers/Smack.jpg)

No no, smackED

(http://static.zooomr.com/images/2467703_dd5f1d44bb.jpg)

That's better

*IC*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on August 22, 2010, 12:01:05 pm: lol...You get this giant carvivg!

(http://media.myspacepimper.com/content/image/funny/funny_366.jpg)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on August 25, 2010, 02:45:47 am: You got a night out on the town with this guy Assfat maximus.

(http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/april/fat/funny-fat-gigantic09.jpg)

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on August 25, 2010, 04:15:23 pm: you get a romantic night out on the town in san francisco with these two fairy hoppers! :gay:

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0902/gay-superheroes-comics-demotivational-poster-1233561297.jpg)
inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on August 30, 2010, 03:01:35 pm: :gay:
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Electric Mango on September 10, 2010, 12:35:06 am: You get herpes.

(http://savethethread.com/2432839-got-herpes/page6_files/13161d1189561975-new-motivational-pictures-herpes.jpg)

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on September 10, 2010, 11:35:40 pm: You get a box of crayons!
(http://blog.syracuse.com/family/2008/04/crayon2.jpg)

inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 11, 2010, 11:48:12 am: You get a wat

:wat:

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on September 11, 2010, 10:52:58 pm: you get this response!
(http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=43677&d=1190566627)
inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Tichin on October 02, 2010, 09:28:48 pm: You get a chuck norris roundhouse kick to the face

*IC*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on October 04, 2010, 12:02:20 am: You get this!
(http://comedydoneright.webs.com/ChuckNorrisApproved.png)
inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Thissstupid on October 06, 2010, 07:45:25 pm: You get a caek.

*Inserts Coin
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on October 08, 2010, 10:33:34 pm: You get this book!
(http://www.washburn.edu/reference/cks/mapping/davis/IAmtheAmericanNegroTitlePg.jpg)
IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Thissstupid on October 09, 2010, 09:55:42 am: Quote from: king maguga on October 08, 2010, 10:33:34 pm
You get this book!
(http://www.washburn.edu/reference/cks/mapping/davis/IAmtheAmericanNegroTitlePg.jpg)

You didn't insert your coin fool!
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on October 09, 2010, 01:14:39 pm: Quote from: Thissstupid on October 09, 2010, 09:55:42 am
Quote from: king maguga on October 08, 2010, 10:33:34 pm
You get this book!
(http://www.washburn.edu/reference/cks/mapping/davis/IAmtheAmericanNegroTitlePg.jpg)

You didn't insert your coin fool!

Nether did you/ :hurr: :smugbert:

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on October 13, 2010, 01:04:48 pm: you get this book
(http://www.history.navy.mil/pics/negro_command.jpg)
inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on October 13, 2010, 03:49:51 pm: You get this image stuck in your head.

(http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-this-cat-will-kill-you-1YX.jpg)
*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on October 13, 2010, 10:01:53 pm: You get a costa rica poison dart frog :horrified:
(http://www.casarioblanco.com/poison-dart-frog.jpg)
ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: ARC Captain on October 18, 2010, 07:15:02 pm: you get a :surprise:

coinz
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Viper6525D on October 18, 2010, 07:21:51 pm: you get
(http://i29.tinypic.com/5xsowm.jpg)

*i c*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: ARC Captain on October 18, 2010, 07:23:46 pm: you get a :rainbowsheep:

*I C*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Viper6525D on October 18, 2010, 07:26:49 pm: You get this poster:
(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p35/Frncy/633736852742563960-pedobear-1.jpg)

*I C*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: ARC Captain on October 18, 2010, 07:27:17 pm: you get :cactuar:

*IC*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Viper6525D on October 18, 2010, 07:43:12 pm: you get: 2 girls and 1 cup!
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/yoyokishimi/Nanoha%20and%20Fate/hehe-1.jpg)
&
(http://i880.photobucket.com/albums/ac4/johnecash1/stanley-cup1.jpg)
:awesome:

*I C*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on October 18, 2010, 08:27:59 pm: you get this!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bXbN7UOh87s/SjU-SmVTXiI/AAAAAAAABnk/NlV-w4v4FvY/s400/big-gay-ice-cream-truck-doug-trix-cone1.jpg)
ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: ARC Captain on October 19, 2010, 10:42:25 am: you get an icee

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on October 19, 2010, 07:34:06 pm: You get an icee machine
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1148/1308808865_e7a68a7105.jpg?v=0)
inserts coins
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: ARC Captain on October 19, 2010, 08:00:44 pm: You get a
(http://www.brianstoys.com/store/images/products/Star%20Wars/MasterReplica/FXSaber/MR_Obi-Wan-FX.jpg)

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on October 20, 2010, 10:04:24 pm: You get this
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_M3mQddph2cI/R_NkAeL57uI/AAAAAAAAAmA/llv_Rdb90M8/s1600/spaceballs6.jpg)

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: ARC Captain on October 21, 2010, 10:01:37 am: (http://gadgetsteria.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ludicrous-speed.png)
IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on October 21, 2010, 05:04:34 pm: you get um... well this
(http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Gay_Star_Wars.jpg)

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: ARC Captain on October 22, 2010, 01:44:20 pm: you get
(http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/LOL.jpg)

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: FlameAce on October 24, 2010, 10:14:30 pm: I remember this game.

You get a big box of nostalgia.

*inserts coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: ARC Captain on October 25, 2010, 08:01:26 pm: mmm :weed:

you get

(http://vivin.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/can-of-whoop-ass.jpg)

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on October 26, 2010, 11:15:44 am: You get a box of hair!

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: ARC Captain on October 26, 2010, 03:04:05 pm: you get
(http://timenerdworld.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/586_box.jpg)
IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on October 26, 2010, 08:49:33 pm: You get this!
http://www.binbin.net/photos/generic/tic/tick-tock-time-bomb-alarm-clock.jpg (http://www.binbin.net/photos/generic/tic/tick-tock-time-bomb-alarm-clock.jpg)
ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: ARC Captain on October 27, 2010, 12:03:58 pm: you get
(http://runewire.com/userimages/mouseman1444/2009/12/roflcopter9gr4ff1.png)
IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on October 27, 2010, 12:21:04 pm: You get this mini jet!
(http://www.funnymediablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/military-humor-5.jpg)
ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: ARC Captain on October 27, 2010, 10:34:14 pm: you get...
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/230/n54192697617661937934do1.jpg)
IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on October 28, 2010, 10:08:34 am: You get this guy!
http://pictures.funnyforum.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/internet-soldier.jpg (http://pictures.funnyforum.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/internet-soldier.jpg)
ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: ARC Captain on October 29, 2010, 04:23:57 pm: you get
(http://s.ngm.com/2008/03/animal-minds/img/how-to-help.jpg)
IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on October 31, 2010, 10:23:45 pm: oh no you didn't!?! - you get this!

(http://www.amifobornot.com/images/Monkey/funny-monkey-2.jpg)
ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: ARC Captain on November 01, 2010, 12:07:31 pm: you get
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lCSP-w5Gh5I/SbwwnNQT97I/AAAAAAAAAAM/FaZz9k3GNzg/s1600-R/banana_hammock.jpg)
IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on November 01, 2010, 02:49:17 pm: You get this
(http://www.funny-potato.com/images/food/funny-bananas/funny-bananas.jpg)

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: ARC Captain on November 01, 2010, 07:25:09 pm: you get
(http://www.portapulpit.com/uploaded_images/2untitlednudes-756478.jpg)
IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on November 01, 2010, 11:52:08 pm: you get him!

(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070822143924/uncyclopedia/images/archive/4/4b/20070826180931!Geek.jpg)
ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: ARC Captain on November 02, 2010, 06:04:28 pm: you get
(http://gossip.whyfame.com/files/2010/03/justin_bieber.jpg)
ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on November 02, 2010, 08:33:10 pm: You get Iggy!

(http://ficdn.fashionindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/iggy_tebbitjpg2.jpeg)

ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: ARC Captain on November 08, 2010, 11:35:46 am: you get a piggy

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on November 08, 2010, 09:49:54 pm: You get this!

(http://patrishka.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/crazy-tattoo_1822.jpg)
ic
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: forbidden on November 09, 2010, 08:40:46 pm: You get me for 20 minutes;)

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: ARC Captain on November 09, 2010, 09:11:39 pm: you get an unbidden angel

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: forbidden on November 10, 2010, 10:18:20 pm: You get a hello kitty bracelet

IC
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on November 11, 2010, 01:38:29 pm: You get basketball jones!
(http://www.nba.com/media/allstar2008/dhoward3_627_080216.jpg)
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Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: forbidden on November 11, 2010, 06:21:03 pm: You get a bag of expired chips

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Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Electric Mango on November 11, 2010, 10:22:08 pm: enjoy

(http://www.hotbagofnickels.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/nice_lady_body_builder_ugly_woman_funny_picture_funfry_resize.jpg)

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Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Bluestrike on November 11, 2010, 11:27:04 pm: You get AIDS.

*Shakes Machine*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: forbidden on November 13, 2010, 08:12:56 pm: You're executed for allegedly killing the president

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Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on November 14, 2010, 06:49:17 pm: You get a cartoon pencil! :banana:
(http://library.thinkquest.org/J001156/pencil2.gif)
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Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: forbidden on November 14, 2010, 08:25:51 pm: You get some AA batteries;)

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Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king maguga on November 16, 2010, 09:10:49 pm: You get this!
(http://www.ilovechickenholiday.com/images/chicken.jpg)
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Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on February 23, 2011, 10:18:26 am: You get 100tech 1000 infrastructure 6000miles of land and a kick in the nuts.

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Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Snowbound Milk on February 23, 2011, 01:48:46 pm: You get accused of having a Multi-Nation with King Maguga.

*Inserts Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Electric Mango on February 24, 2011, 07:57:25 am: You get a dick in the box

(http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/justin-timberlake-dick-in-a-box-2-8-07.jpg)

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Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Snowbound Milk on February 24, 2011, 12:18:44 pm: You get a flan.
(http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasyTacticsAdvance/Monsters/Ice%20Flan%20-%20Status.gif)

/insert coin
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Dragonfire967 on February 26, 2011, 01:17:38 pm: you get this

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u2lhbPiC6jY/TNMLHDf6cPI/AAAAAAAAAjk/AXWogkCqwkE/s400/rifter.jpg)

*inserts coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Snowbound Milk on February 26, 2011, 01:42:03 pm: You get: ):

/coin
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on February 27, 2011, 07:55:39 pm: You don't get anything, cause you didn't insert your coin.... oh wait, never mind, you get a complimentary F on all Language Arts tests past, present, and future. Congrats, you failed.

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Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Snowbound Milk on February 28, 2011, 02:37:48 am: You get punched in the stomach.

/Insert Coin
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Buck Turgidson on March 10, 2011, 11:43:34 am: You get some spam.

*Inserts Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on April 25, 2011, 03:30:10 am: You get C-zom

*inserts coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on April 25, 2011, 05:11:22 am: You get Z-com.

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on April 25, 2011, 11:24:08 pm: you get a coin

inserts coin
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 29, 2011, 05:10:12 am: You get my dick on your mouth.

*Inserts Coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on April 29, 2011, 04:16:27 pm: You get your dick lopped off

*inserts coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on April 29, 2011, 05:42:59 pm: .ngis sdrawkcab siht daer nac I na teg uoY

*CI*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: king pajuga on July 14, 2011, 06:43:59 pm: You got a submarine

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Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Crazyman93 on July 14, 2011, 06:57:55 pm: You got a used murder weapon

*Shoves coin into slot*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on July 14, 2011, 08:29:18 pm: you get spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... spam.... ERROR!!!

*Ic*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Snowbound Milk on July 15, 2011, 02:50:47 am: You get a 7-11 Select Lemonade

/me inserts coin on string
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: morrison on July 15, 2011, 06:19:30 am: I take the crisps please 12.
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Snowbound Milk on July 15, 2011, 03:01:32 pm: /me inserts coin for morrison
Fine, you can have your "crisps"

/me inserts another coin
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: morrison on July 15, 2011, 03:34:18 pm: hm salt and vinegar crisps :D

You need a 5 c coin? ^^
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Snowbound Milk on July 16, 2011, 05:15:03 am: Out pops more chips.

/me changes vending machines and inserts a hot-dog
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Buck Turgidson on July 16, 2011, 01:15:28 pm: You get a vending machine user's manual.

*inserts coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Snowbound Milk on July 16, 2011, 06:25:31 pm: You get two kiwis and a banana

/me inserts coin
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Rorick on July 16, 2011, 07:25:14 pm: You get two kids and a bomb.

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Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Snowbound Milk on July 16, 2011, 10:12:04 pm: You get a shiny new promotion! But your healthcare benefits are withdrawn for another 4 months.

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Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Buck Turgidson on July 18, 2011, 01:37:56 pm: You get a pair of used, pissed, bloody jeans, with a femur stitched into them.

*inserts plugged nickel*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Snowbound Milk on July 18, 2011, 09:44:56 pm: Grilled Slug Grew to Level 12!
- STR Incresed by 3!
- CON Increased by 4!
- DEX Increased by 2!
- INT Increased by 1!
- WIS Increased by 1!
- CHA Increased by 2!
- Learned Aimed Strike!

/me inserts coin
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Hombre de Murcielago on July 18, 2011, 11:13:04 pm: You get 6 copies of From Justin to Kelly on VHS.

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Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Snowbound Milk on July 19, 2011, 12:24:48 am: You get a rusty syringe

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Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Buck Turgidson on July 19, 2011, 01:10:28 am: You get some spare smack and a cadaver.
*inserts coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Snowbound Milk on July 19, 2011, 01:20:29 am: You get a Fruit Rollup.

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Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: morrison on July 20, 2011, 04:04:27 am: puts in a 50 c coin.

(hope it takes €cents)
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Snowbound Milk on July 20, 2011, 04:51:29 am: You get 100 Pesos! Lucky you!

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Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: morrison on July 21, 2011, 01:13:15 am: puts in € coin ^^ :rainbowsheep:
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Snowbound Milk on July 21, 2011, 03:44:22 am: You get a knife to the stomach

/inserts jerry can
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Hombre de Murcielago on July 21, 2011, 11:02:01 pm: You get a moldy turnip

/inserts puppy
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Pterrydactyl on July 21, 2011, 11:03:55 pm: Arrested for using illegal currency

*inserts coin*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Snowbound Milk on July 21, 2011, 11:07:01 pm: You get to watch your bag of cheetos get stuck

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Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: morrison on July 22, 2011, 02:05:11 am: you get two cheetos bags, the stuck one and the next one in oine

*inserts 10 times 5 cents*
Title: Re: Vending Machine *game*
Post by: Buck Turgidson on July 22, 2011, 02:23:28 am: You get the runs from eating 2 bags of cheetos.

*inserts coin*