Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 01, 2012, 07:36:06 am
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That means the Blumquarters is empty...again D:
It's now going to be boring.
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time to draw a bloody handprint face on a volleyball and stick it on a post with some coconut fiber for hair.
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You mean Delta?
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time to draw a bloody handprint face on a volleyball and stick it on a post with some coconut fiber for hair.
I already have a buddy named Spalding, but he's a basket case.
You mean Delta?
No, Delta, Moth, Shadow Slayer, what's his face, and Jenne have all moved out of my house.
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can i move in with you~
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Rent is $300, utilities included and my only requirements are not asking questions and absolutely never any eye contact
Thursday are Twister night
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Thursday are Twilight night
how I read this with peripheral vision
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Twilight night has been banned
My heart has been broken ever since I found out Kirsten Stewart cheated on Robert :( :( :( :(
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Kristen Stewart's facial expression during some "fun" with Robert: =|
Her facial expression with anyone else: =|
Her acting facial expressions: =|
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That is her niche
Like Samuel L Jackson yelling
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Can I crash on your empty bed for the next two weeks?
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ok
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Yay, now I need an address.
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That is her niche
Like Samuel L Jackson yelling
all she needs to do is learn martial arts and she can be a female steven seagal
(http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-set/BQcDAAAAAwoDanBnAAAABC5vdXQKFnJ0TkxzdUsxNEJHd1lqRUpwSC0zOEEAAAACaWQKAXgAAAAEc2l6ZQ.jpg)
that said I find stoic women kind of attractive
and speaking of attractive, did you guys know phil collins had a daughter?
no?
(http://www.sugarscape.com/userfiles/lily-collins(1).jpg)
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Oh mah fucking gawd...
why do I feel like you're going to ruin it by telling us she's under 18?
Update: 23!!! And this is the part where the penis comes out....*fapfapfap*
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Kristen Stewart's facial expression during some "fun" with Robert: =|
Her facial expression with anyone else: =|
Her acting facial expressions: =|
doesn't she smile in that one movie where she bangs dakoda fanning
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Video editing works absolute miracles, sir.
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Oh mah fucking gawd...
why do I feel like you're going to ruin it by telling us she's under 18?
Update: 23!!! And this is the part where the penis comes out....*fapfapfap*
Fuck you. I'll give you 200 grand if you let me shove a lamppost up your arse.
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Do you even have 200 grand? And why would you be mad at me for reveling in the beauty of life?
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Do you even have 200 grand? And why would you be mad at me for reveling in the beauty of life?
Do I have 200 grand? Thats not important. Will you let me do the thing I mentioned? Thats important. If youre willing to take a lamppost up your arse I'll be very willing to pay the money. :troll:
Reveling the beauty of life eh? Yea if reveling the beauty of life means fapping all day long then someone please kill me. Try to actually love someone eh? It's better than fappery and it'll get you good pussy
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I'd love to get it on with that babe?
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I'd love to get it on with that babe?
Let the act begin then? *conditions apply
*you do understand that if you take a lamppost up your arse you might not be able to physically be here to accept your cash reward i.e you'll die. Then if you're dead I keep my money. :troll:
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Oh mah fucking gawd...
why do I feel like you're going to ruin it by telling us she's under 18?
Update: 23!!! And this is the part where the penis comes out....*fapfapfap*
How would that have ruined it? It would just mean having to wait for her birthday. Outside her window. With tails and a tophat, chaps, and no pants. Secretly.
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Tails? Why the fuck would I want Sonic's fucked up redheaded step-brother to wait with me!? What's he gonna do, get fucked over by her ceiling fan?
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Oh mah fucking gawd...
why do I feel like you're going to ruin it by telling us she's under 18?
Update: 23!!! And this is the part where the penis comes out....*fapfapfap*
How would that have ruined it? It would just mean having to wait for her birthday. Outside her window. With tails and a tophat, chaps, and no pants. Secretly.
Somebody fucking kill me right now. So now you people are waiting for birthdays innit?
You see, turning 18 doesn't give you a free license to fuck. Maturity doesn't depend on age, it is just a number. You people behave as if you would be happy if the govt. would make legal age 10 and then you would start fucking innit? Well you can easily fuck a 10 year old right now (secretly and with tails) innit?
I never felt this way. Stop being a walking bag of hormone and be a REAL man, trust me you'll get the pussy you deserve. But I believe you people these days are too perverted to understand that. If you don't have control over your hormones then you're better off dead...
That raises an interesting question, how many times do you people think about death everyday? It can just be a minute away, you never know..
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Is it just me, or has LS started talking like my wife as of late?
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Lord Shaiyan, they've been joking like this so long that it's become a matter of saving face. If no one ever pointed out that it wasn't funny, maybe they would have stopped of their own accord, but now it's become some sort of bizarre hypersexual ritual of cliche and innuendo, and the blood on the altar is that of Humor itself.
Is it just me, or has LS started talking like my wife as of late?
there's nothing effeminate about what he said, it's far more likely you simply don't have any male role models in your life who have talked to you this way. lol
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Listen people, I'm just telling you to be a REAL man. Chicks really dig it trust me. Yea I get it llamavore, I get it man..
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Listen people, I'm just telling you to be a REAL man. Chicks really dig it trust me. Yea I get it llamavore, I get it man..
That's funny. I wasn't sure you were real with all the 'innit', 'real', and 'dig'. I mean, who says 'pussy' anymore? Cool people like us refer to it as a smoked meat sammich.
Lord Shaiyan, they've been joking like this so long that it's become a matter of saving face. If no one ever pointed out that it wasn't funny, maybe they would have stopped of their own accord, but now it's become some sort of bizarre hypersexual ritual of cliche and innuendo, and the blood on the altar is that of Humor itself.
Is it just me, or has LS started talking like my wife as of late?
there's nothing effeminate about what he said, it's far more likely you simply don't have any male role models in your life who have talked to you this way. lol
Who said effeminate? Leo's wife is a dude.
LS, Llamavore has been telling people that nothing is funny for so long it isn't funny anymore.
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Listen people, I'm just telling you to be a REAL man. Chicks really dig it trust me. Yea I get it llamavore, I get it man..
That's funny. I wasn't sure you were real with all the 'innit', 'real', and 'dig'. I mean, who says 'pussy' anymore? Cool people like us refer to it as a smoked meat sammich.
Listen, trust me I've taken opinion from many ladies, that thing you call "cool" roughly translates to the word "J E R K" to ladies.
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I thought Leo's wife was Liz.
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I thought Leo's wife was Liz.
And there is nothing effeminate about Liz. She hits me, help.
Lord Shaiyan, they've been joking like this so long that it's become a matter of saving face. If no one ever pointed out that it wasn't funny, maybe they would have stopped of their own accord, but now it's become some sort of bizarre hypersexual ritual of cliche and innuendo, and the blood on the altar is that of Humor itself.
^This
vNot This
Listen people, I'm just telling you to be a REAL man. Chicks really dig it trust me. Yea I get it llamavore, I get it man..
Listen, trust me I've taken opinion from many ladies, that thing you call "cool" roughly translates to the word "J E R K" to ladies.
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I thought Leo's wife was Liz.
And there is nothing effeminate about Liz. She hits me, help.
you can't help someone unless they want to be helped.
I learned that from tyler perry movies
but also from actually trying to help victims of spousal abuse
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LS is right. How ever I blame the additives we put in food nowadays. I started getting tits at age 13. Now I see 9 year old with them. Feed your little girls organic meat people. that's what I was raised on.
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^Are you telling me that larger breasts is a bad thing? This is a concept that my brain cannot seem to understand in the slightest.
I thought Leo's wife was Liz.
And there is nothing effeminate about Liz. She hits me, help.
you can't help someone unless they want to be helped.
I learned that from tyler perry movies
but also from actually trying to help victims of spousal abuse
So I'm just supposed to take the physical and verbal abuse while you just stand there watching me cry myself to sleep every night?
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That early? yeah, its hormones man, hormones.
^Are you telling me that larger breasts is a bad thing? This is a concept that my brain cannot seem to understand in the slightest.
I thought Leo's wife was Liz.
And there is nothing effeminate about Liz. She hits me, help.
you can't help someone unless they want to be helped.
I learned that from tyler perry movies
but also from actually trying to help victims of spousal abuse
So I'm just supposed to take the physical and verbal abuse while you just stand there watching me cry myself to sleep every night?
Yes
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I am not interested in tits on a 9 year old or a 13 year old. I have to wait far too long outside their window, and it gets cold even if you are wearing chaps and not completely neked.
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so IM on this date site. and this dude sends me a pic of his dick. that's the whole thing no hi how are you just a dick. SO I said *no reference BTW* wow Im sorry I don't like things that small. has this worked for you in the past?
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so IM on this date site. and this dude sends me a pic of his dick. that's the whole thing no hi how are you just a dick. SO I said *no reference BTW* wow Im sorry I don't like things that small. has this worked for you in the past?
You see Reoga, REAL MEN are scarce these days. These perverted walking bags of hormone they call "cool dudes" must hand in their testicoli immediately to REAL MEN like us...Yea sex is great, but sex with some girl you really love....now thats awesome.. These "cool dudes" these days, they will like fuck just about anything with a heart beat, fucking perverts
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so IM on this date site. and this dude sends me a pic of his dick. that's the whole thing no hi how are you just a dick. SO I said *no reference BTW* wow Im sorry I don't like things that small. has this worked for you in the past?
Sorry about that
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your dick is bigger than that. fills me up good
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who's dick actually? You should mention name :troll:
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your dick is bigger than that. fills me up good
*weeps*
Why'd I get married!?
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that was to Kenny the Fox.
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I do my best
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It is a matter of sorrow that we took one up the arse in this war with NG
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if you can get me a job ill move in kenny. no joke. ill see about bringing aithne too.
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so IM on this date site. and this dude sends me a pic of his dick. that's the whole thing no hi how are you just a dick. SO I said *no reference BTW* wow Im sorry I don't like things that small. has this worked for you in the past?
Maybe he wasn't small, just a minimalist. You know - gets right to the point, in sort of terse Hemmingway sort of way. He sounds like a poet.
I think you are the one who lost out and I haven't no one has shed a tear about your scornful and unappreciative words.
You see Jeff, that's how it's done.
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Love is a myth.
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Love is a 10-15 minute procedure.
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Love is a myth.
I fucking agree
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cynicism is easy
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Love is a 10-15 minute procedure.
REAL MEN can go beyond 30 minutes, trust me
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REAL MEN can go beyond 30 minutes, trust me
I didn't realise you were gay.
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Arsenal 10, I'm gonna go to Aotearoa and buy you a dildo
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Love is a 10-15 minute procedure.
REAL MEN can go beyond 30 minutes, trust me
'REAL MEN' won't satisfy you enough in other ways to take it for just 10-15 minutes.
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cynicism is easy
It's only cynical if it's unfounded.
Love is a 10-15 minute procedure.
REAL MEN can go beyond 30 minutes, trust me
Real men don't have to.