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Random lnsanity / Does anyone have Moth's phone number? I'll give you real money for it.
« on: March 09, 2009, 08:44:50 pm »
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Random lnsanity / So, I need advice
« on: March 02, 2009, 05:32:21 pm »Quote from: Electric Mango
And just think, I've been doing it all PG-13 and the whole time I could have been going Rated R.take your newfound knowledge and make us proud
o/ facepalms
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Random lnsanity / i am sad
« on: March 01, 2009, 05:40:42 pm »
take the obvious approach to this and play battleships forever which is a free but hella fun game where you make GIGANTIC FUCKING SPACESHIPS go all "pew pew laser beams" and shoot the fuck out of each other
also you can make your own ships in this, so i made a cock that goes really fucking fast and shoots a volley of 400 missiles every second
also you can make your own ships in this, so i made a cock that goes really fucking fast and shoots a volley of 400 missiles every second
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Random lnsanity / i need help with something
« on: February 16, 2009, 10:27:41 pm »
william h taft is my homeboy
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Random lnsanity / i need help with something
« on: February 13, 2009, 08:43:21 pm »
Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.
You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.
I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.
Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.
When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.
When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.
When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"
If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.
I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.
You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.
I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.
Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.
When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.
When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.
When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"
If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.
I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.
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Random lnsanity / Ask me to review a movie...
« on: February 11, 2009, 08:52:55 pm »
Repo: The Genetic Opera
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Random lnsanity / Fuck it, I'm restarting the RIA'er map.
« on: February 09, 2009, 07:08:18 pm »
Lol, Sudan
or new jersey.
or new jersey.
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Random lnsanity / important announcement
« on: February 08, 2009, 07:11:49 pm »
my topic! my beautiful topic! D:
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Random lnsanity / Ask me anything
« on: February 08, 2009, 07:07:13 pm »Quote from: zblewski
twirp
twerp
Quote
Fortune: GET ON THE BALL AND WHITEN AND BRIGHTEN YOUR CLOTHES. LUCKY NUMBERS ARE TWO, NINE, TWELVE, THIRTEEN, FOURTEEN.i c what u did thar
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Random lnsanity / Ask me anything
« on: February 07, 2009, 01:44:58 pm »
wouldnt that hurt like a bitch for the hamster after they took the tape off?
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Random lnsanity / Hackers change construction signs
« on: January 29, 2009, 05:08:52 pm »
i saw a how-to thread on changing these on SA. turns out that 90% of the time the control boxes are unlocked and changing the message is hella easy
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Random lnsanity / My mouse catching story
« on: January 26, 2009, 06:51:56 pm »
lol ghetto apartment building
maybe it will become the mouse pimp and fuck bitches 420 every day
maybe it will become the mouse pimp and fuck bitches 420 every day
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