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Cactuar Zone => Cactuar Welcome Hall => New Member Portal => Topic started by: New Reverie on December 02, 2010, 04:01:14 pm

Title: Who am I?
Post by: New Reverie on December 02, 2010, 04:01:14 pm
Name's New Reverie. People call me Rev or NR most of the time. Confused people call me RV1, which does not stand for my name and does not make sense.

Formerly I was a cooler at the double deuce where I once killed a man by ripping out his throat.2

I am violently abusive to bros of MK. This was the conversation i had with him today:
Quote
11:48 New_Reverie Bros, i say this truthfully. I would like to stick christmas lights in your eye sockets, and solder the circuit so the plug comes out your ass.
11:48 New_Reverie and make a bromas tree
11:49 New_Reverie and burn that tree in a new years bonfire
11:49 New_Reverie =D
12:12 bros|avay sexy
12:26 bros|avay i'll give you a bromas tree bby


I also am a robot, manufactured by Delta1212 in the future and sent back in time3 get RIA a much deserved sanction. Also something about John Conner. I go to sleep mode by counting electric sheep4, or by getting neglected house wives to exercise with me5.

My name was inspired by a much unliked album by an alternative band6.

The reason there is a Carbon copy function and a 250 message limit in CN is because of me. Admin created it by removing my stack8.  One time at band camp7 i sent over 9000 messages to the red team. The voted me most tonicular, but not most likely to succeed.  I got to go to prom, but the NPO poured a sanction on me and everyone died in a fire9.

I spend far too much time learning to do new things. The most interesting man in the world has my phone number and calls me for advice from time to time, or when he does not know how much to tip a waitress. I keep telling him there is an app for that, but the old man has an android.

I once had a green poop, when i flushed the toilet it looked like this:  :cactuar:

I actually remember a time when  :awesome: did not exist. I also wonder why :psy: is not on this board.

I cannot spell when I am aroused by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan or sober for that matter.

If hell could fit in a hand basket, I would burritos it on your doorstep or take it on a picnic.

Thats all i got....
Title: Re: Who am I?
Post by: New Reverie on December 02, 2010, 04:03:10 pm
Oh, if you reply, you need to guess who i am...There are 9 different refferences.  Google is cheating!
Title: Re: Who am I?
Post by: Ogaden on December 02, 2010, 05:04:54 pm
The Sperminator hath wrought his sticky doom upon us all.

Repent, sinners, that thou shalt be saved.
Title: Re: Who am I?
Post by: Shadow Smudger on December 02, 2010, 06:36:43 pm
1 - Rebel Virginia. I know him from NPO/NSO. One of your greatest enemies back in the day IIRC
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3 - Terminator, duh.
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7 - American Pie
Title: Re: Who am I?
Post by: Jenne on December 02, 2010, 09:50:09 pm
1 - Rebel Virginia. I know him from NPO/NSO. One of your greatest enemies back in the day IIRC
2 - Road House - Dalton
3 - Terminator, duh.
4 - Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? - Blade Runner
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7 - American Pie
Title: Re: Who am I?
Post by: ಠ_ಠ King Death II ಠ_ಠ on December 03, 2010, 06:31:58 am
i know you from NPO :v
Title: Re: Who am I?
Post by: Shadow on December 03, 2010, 11:37:28 am
Welcome. Glad to have you here. :)