Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: nightride789 on January 07, 2010, 01:55:31 am
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Simple. Continue the story, using only three words. I'll start.
Once there was....
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a fat porcupine
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who shot a
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cupcake on its
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hairy, red buttocks
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which had large
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pus filled lumps
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So the cupcake
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punched the big
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Blue Button and
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the porcupine exploded
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sending chunks of
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flesh barraling toward
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the planet of
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Sexy Latin Bitches
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so then the
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cupcake ate the
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big shiny stars
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And it Crapped
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up a gigantic
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egg which yelled
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"oh shit" then
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splattered against a
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picture of a
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small Laotian boy
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holding a lemon
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and lime flavored
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Morgan and Coke.
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He sat up
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, his dick throbbing
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after watching the
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movie which is
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not safe for
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people who are
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not like Leo
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who wants to
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give himself becky.
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and two giant
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Demon boys went
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to the dentist ;D
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to fap leo
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on the toilet :-[
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. Leo felt better
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but his anus
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was on fire
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and he needed
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some alcohol for
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getting many men
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in the mood
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for teh analz
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to cure his anal-burning.
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that has bothered
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him since puberty :o
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. Leo not realising
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(I like how they ignored my period)
the inherent danger
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of whatever she
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was getting into
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, she slapped Snowbound
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with a pronounced
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thud on his
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rear. This confused
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his feminine side :-*
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for he now
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finds male midgets
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Extremely arousing, why
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just the other
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day he wasn't
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feeling as tonic
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. Worst sentence ever.
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Leo slapped himself
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with his own
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tits full of
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mexican jumping beans
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and fire ants
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then he went
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into a room
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and got naked
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for Kenny's pleasure.
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then leo said
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take it all
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and don't forget
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this erotic experience :-*
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or I'll shove
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your face in
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with a spatula.
(YES THAT'S A FUCKING PERIOD)
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I will flip
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out and kick
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my turtle's in
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their erogenous zone!
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and then put
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his tattoos on
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where he would
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have licked his
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open infected sores
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, which a doctor
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named doctor who
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put up his
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hair in a
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comb. And it
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made him look
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like florida, as
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the world turns
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into what was
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discovered to be
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something that you
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created. Hesaid: "It's
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all most time
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to wank again.
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so call leo
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to start up
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the gay parade
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and make him
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wear his mankini :-*
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while he takes
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his psychological medicine :o
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to spice up
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his sexy time
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with Dom Zak. ;)
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When they finished
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he wiped his
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lipstick off and
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put it in
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his hand into
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the robotic unicorn
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's ass and
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began to giggle. ::)
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" He then ran
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to the disco
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with a flower
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in his teeth
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and his friend
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in his arms.
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They danced along
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the River Seines
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wearing french berets
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and eating crisps.
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sharing a zima
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with two straws
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. and then
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he ran to
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where he come
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to the understanding :P
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that he is
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wearing a Depends
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dirty adult diaper
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that Gangs jizzed
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in response to :-[
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all the pictures
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of nude leo
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. He then proceeded
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to remove his
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old false teeth
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and put in
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his back pocket
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this one suck but ok...
a knife
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someone is stoned! ???
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He then laid
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his hands upon
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Echorion big breast
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and started whistling ::)
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old show tunes
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that he feels
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on to his
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on cock, while
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wha- what is even happening in this story. It makes no sense whatsoever.
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(it's goes too fast)
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OK RESTART LOL (3) three word story)
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once upon a
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time there was
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someone who was
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nude on a
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park avenue and
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his name was
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George. George was a tall green man,
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??? Thats seven (7) words??? LOL :P
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??? Thats seven (7) words??? LOL :P
Just roll with it =P
the man george
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was very curious
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so he decided
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to ask leo
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for a cigarette
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. But the cigarette
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was in leo's
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new pink purse
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that he stole
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from an ugly
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son of a
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old pig farmer
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that doesn't farm
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but really loves
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to go skiing
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with his friends
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in the island
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of active valcanoes
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while dressed like
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a vatican nun
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and drinking vodka
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with local midgets
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dancing the merengue
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. George, also schizophrenic
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with multiple personalities
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and big breast
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noticed that he
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had feelings for
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his pet lemuer
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that he named
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Macy. Macy also
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looked like Leo
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whom was a
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male prostitute. One
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if you hired
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would do something
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crazy, like drink
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blue spaghetti sauce
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and sing songs ::)
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someone is stoned! ???
maaaaby!
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about a fish
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with big feet
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and severe halitosis :-[
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but, no worries
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since he has
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a breath mint
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that is flavored
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with rotten fish.
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He also wears
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a very peculiar
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pink top hat
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that he drinks
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some whiskey so
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some whiskey so
out of, and
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WHAT THE F#%@
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back to reality
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he was a
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confused young man ::)
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The young cupcake..
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that he is
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taking to the
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fuck fuck fuck
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well alrighty then ::)
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Let's fuck, I
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said to the
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sullen faced alien :-*
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. The alien then
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disrobed and exposed
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her fuckity fuck
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and morphed into
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an odd shaped
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round little tomato
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with two big
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tities. He then
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began to yodel
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the canadian anthem,
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oh canada we
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sang backwards while
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we jumped around.
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His grandma sucked
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at kick boxing
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and interpretive dance
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but was amazing
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at ice hockey.
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Her team was
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Edmonton Lady Swasticas
(http://wskg.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834bff11969e20120a59ad480970b-800wi)
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. This team won
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the nazi cup!
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without wearing underpants
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hip hip hurray! ::)
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And they flashed
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laser beam guns
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at the goalie
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from their own
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big hairy clams
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and other seafood.
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The seafood was
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from Cleavland Ohio
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wich in itself
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is another story
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altogether different than
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maguga driving car (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnJ4Dk4ldsM/SLEoRQ5evWI/AAAAAAAAADU/A4CAN9e5RbY/s400/Cutman_fat_guy_in_car.jpg)
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which he then
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went to McDonald's
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and ordered everthing
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that include shit
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that was brewing
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in leo's mind.
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Leo's mind was
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like yoda's swamp
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in which he
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entertained men folk
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with Finger Symbols
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and silk scarfs
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a belly ring
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and a tuba
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full of bongwater
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and gold fish.
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Into the abyss
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we trudged on
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not thinking about
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the fact that
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boobies are amazing
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and also functional. ::)
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with big areola
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we charge on!
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...and get high...
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So we could ....
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do certain things
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and be invisible. 8)
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All the while
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the pink elephant,
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with the huge
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eyes kept laughing ;D
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as he was....
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Taking a dump
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in piccadilly square
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in front of ....
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the royal academy.
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The students said
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what a large...
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smelly piece of
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Crap that was
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as they began
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to completely undress....
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and square dance. ::)
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however, the world
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oddly approves of
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Naked Square Dancing...
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that Leo loves
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with a passion
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while using a
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squirt gun and
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a banana peel
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Fell off of
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...
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to the kremlin! :P
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we march on
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pumping our fist
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into the squishy
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Red square air!
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Destroy the evil
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big stupid dummy
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of ill repute
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said Mr. PinkElephant
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to sergeant pepper.
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while dreaming of
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strawberry fields forever.
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Let it be
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so he said
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across the universe
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lives a pixie
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on penny lane.
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Ain't she sweet
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that lady madonna.
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Baby's in Black
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wild honey pie
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eight day's a
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week. day tripper
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I'm a Loser
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don't bother me.
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Dizzy miss Lizzie
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Across the Universe
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Good day sunshine
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this sucks. sucks.
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mean mr. mustard
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Fixing a Hole
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with Maxwell's SilverHammer
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For no one
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could see that
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sucks, sucks, sucks.
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Furthermore we realized
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They where gone
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into the abyss.
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of sucking suck.
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all together now
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We all live
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in a yellow
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submarine a yellow
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submarine a yellow
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rubber duckie boat
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words of love :grab:
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And words of
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wisdom, let it
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Be oh let
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me be, cow
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And please stop
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for what reason
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the reason is
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shit, i forgot!
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Well too bad
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yea, you're right
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We should just
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forget we are
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Both just pitiful
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and start making
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a purple umbrella
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and a big. :kaboom:
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So that we
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scare the village
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into giving us :boobs:
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:wub: their beauty queen! :gentlesmug:
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After we obtained
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the keys to
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the gates of
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an amusement park :brain:
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That is called
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Anonymous Wanton Orgyland,
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otherwise known as
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the Kiddies Playpen.
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New Zealands finest
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armed sheep division :rainbowsheep:
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for big boobies :boobs:
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and stray Cactuar :cactuar:
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planned to attack
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with lesbianism other :boobs:
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amusement parks and
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whore houses. Then
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defrost their freezers.
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While doing this
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Creepy dance with
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oven mitts and
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fluffy cats they
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began to take
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some red pills
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which caused them
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to have gas
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That smelled of
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a roadkill raccoon
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and prescription meds. :wacko:
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And then a
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certain dancing banana :banana:
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Grabbed all their
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bum bums and
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took them to
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a roller-skating rink
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With some dead
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zombie pole dancers.
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Who had very
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large, even enourmous
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knee caps and
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went on a
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Zombie dancer rampage
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that resulted in
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72 bunny shelters
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for alcoholic rabbits
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And the mentally
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sane and insane.
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Being utterly destroyed
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They crawled back
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Into a dark
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moist and spooky
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dilapidated public bathroom :wacko:
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To escape the
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screaming vampire bats
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and angry villagers.
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that were eating
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fresh hot pockets
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filled with crickets!
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Meanwhile in the
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jungle, their things
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All started to
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itch & smell
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due to some
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really spicy tacos
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That they ate
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on a Tuesday
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afternoon in the
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chinese pizza shack.
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Little Italy's finest
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African-Indian eatery
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and shoe manufacturer.
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The shoes were
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Made of skin
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from the rare
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skinless jelly fiish
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found only in
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the sahara desert
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under the purple
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arctic cactus plants.
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These rare plants,
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often insert themselves
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into other plant's
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private in-ground pools
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usually reserved for
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the king of
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Mars and his
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most beloved lovely
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miniature bionic piranha.
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Whom wore spotted
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and striped on
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his sexy briefs
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That his grandmother
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regurgitated after consuming.
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Changing the subject,
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our brave hero
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Decided to eat
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something from his
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Old sippy-cup
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that he had
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gotten from his
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purple man purse
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that gay men
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are jealous of.
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Including teletubby Tinky-Winky
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and his gang
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of pickle smoochers!
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These Pickle Smoocher's
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Have some... Problems
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with sexual preference :gay:
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And their pants
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which they forgot
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To kill someone
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all righty then. :evil:
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After the killing
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they went to
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the snail farm
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down town atlantis
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To kill more.
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Then they proceeded
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to stomp on
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all of the
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banana ninjas that
:banana: :ninja:
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removed their peels.
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in a smexy
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but disturbing way.
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Then they ate
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the most rancid
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smelly, piece of
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troll gummie snacks :troll:
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Made out of
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the special ingredient
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Diaper gravy juice
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. Which can only
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make you vomit
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by smelling it
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or smearing it
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all over your
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left inner thigh.
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Or your foot
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to ferment for
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the wine tasting.
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Then our heroes
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would stoicly begin
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to chant the
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mystical enchanted fruit
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pep rally song :boobs:
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to the coolest
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electronica dance beats
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That banana ninjas
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Played on Hummers
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While drinking wine
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Made in Zagon :troll:
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by the Romanian
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department of calenders
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and dating services.
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Those who specialize
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in random activities
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such as farting
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and moon walking
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while eating burritos
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and beef chimichangas.
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I just remembered
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that I'm a
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Race car driver
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with a great
(http://images.clipartof.com/small/62274-Royalty-Free-RF-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Race-Car-Driver-In-A-Red-Suit-Waving-And-Leaning-On-His-Car.jpg)
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passion for speed
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and jelly beans. :wacko:
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My car runs
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like a kangaroo! :cactuar:
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That eats jellybeans.
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wich really isn't
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what you think
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at first glance
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makes like cheese
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that has been
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stolen from a
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very wise monkey
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named mr. banana's
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. Mr. Bannannas always
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sucked Delta's dick
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with his nostril
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and two accordions
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played by the
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infamous robo ostrich
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Dr. Mechanio and
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the rolling stones
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. They were #1
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and went #2.
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after Micheal Jackson
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:horrified:
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dropped a deuce
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on an ace
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.so anyway we
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started to hike
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up mt.Everest nude
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in an attempt
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to defy gravity
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while wearing gravity-boots.
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and dunce caps
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to prove that
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we're fashion conscious :boobs:
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that if we
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don't feed dogs
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we will eventually
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Have no food
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for our cactus :cactuar:.
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and our penguin.
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Zitan killed everyone
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and was then
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crowned SPAM King
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and worshipped by
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the LiLLiput LiLLipution's
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after being dethroned
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Then Zitan modded
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and changed history
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by modding Koorosheh's
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post and then
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Modded someone else
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while flying on
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a purple unicorn
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pulling a pink
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dildo from his
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Leather fanny pack
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that was attached
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lazily to his
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Left tail hairs
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that grew from
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his ass and
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gave him super
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duper dee uber
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balance and uncoordination
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and very large
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orange rhino testicles
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which pulled him
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into the depths
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of Narnia and
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then surprisingly discovered
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'twas new jersey? :wacko:
Zitan XLII: When in doubt, combine words and sound like Shakespeare
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Shocked by this
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he jumped into
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the cheese portal
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which was filled
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with tons of
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cheese, which actually
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is not cheese
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but is really,
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something else called
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the deathstar 2.0
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death ray melon
(http://www.walyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Death-Star-Melon-4.jpg)
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,filled with acid,
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helped his acne
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and oddly enough
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his balls dropped
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removing all doubt
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about his secret
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of being a
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female lesbian alien
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that likes to
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dress like a
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giraffe with a
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severed left hoof
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and buck teeth
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. All along he
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chewed gum and
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other chewable things
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with false teeth
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made of some
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cow manure and
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some other substance
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that contained a
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very mysterious thing
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that appeared to
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be made of
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something we never
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Ever could have
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thought to exist
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This stuff was
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a form of
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matter made of
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alien pubic hairs
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of the species
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that he liked
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to be called
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the fire chicken
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of chaos and
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mr.noisy pants
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chopping some wood
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like an insane
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pilgrim from the
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land of oz.
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It was discovered
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that he liked
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to eat burnt :cactuar:
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hot chili peppers
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and tennis shoes. :horrified:
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however he were
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he was however
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Into the occult :holyshit:
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and speed walking :banana:
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right in to
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a very large
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empty black tunnel
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filled with old
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pictures of hamsters
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who were eating
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my ice cream
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and loving it
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so much they :gay:
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jizzed all over
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.Then they went
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To see Ozzy
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in Hell, Michigan
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where ice cream
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was being made
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by an octopus
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while eating sushi
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and clam cakes
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while tentacle raeping (who saw that coming :troll:)
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a key board :surprise:
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:rainbowsheep: :boobs: :welcome:
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to the moon
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:fortheria: :slapfight: :banana:
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Spam for dinner! :banana:
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:boobs: for desert :smug:
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and then we
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:troll: :surprise: :science:
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ya we did!
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and next time
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we'll wear cloths!
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lol just kidding
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We'll be naked
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frolicking around the
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old man's yard
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on our pogo - sticks
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While eating lobsters
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and jelly beans
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and Kevin Bacon
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slandering justin beiber
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and mr. Obuma
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flies a kiten
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like a kite
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into the ground
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and then proceeds
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to fly away
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on a broom
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with sparkling vampires
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that sing tenor.
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with bloody fangs
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and clown noses
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that bleed all
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the way home.
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right over the
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bridge to mordor :science:
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through the gates
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of the land
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With big nasty
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toothless crazy people
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playing the fiddle
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violent, war-mongering gerbil
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Set his plans
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On the table
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near the crackpipe
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, which tempted him.
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to grab his
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large combusting flagellator
(Cashflow watched South Park yesterday)
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which got lodged
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in a hole
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a worm hole! :horrified:
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that was full
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worms. "Shit" he
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opened the can
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and said, "Giraffe,
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"your nectar is"
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syphyllic." Swinging an
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axe the size
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of his Prozac
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while his mother
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and two sisters
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ate the holy
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goat, raw. "Alcibiades,
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"you are indeed"
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a big freaky
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blasphemous Greek dude."
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This led him
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down the path
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of sodomy and
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he cried out
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"I love my
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rectangular and large
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windows." Spanking his
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soft-shelled turtle,
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into an obilivious
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sexually exhausted stupor
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Untill one day
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the Great Paboo
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went down the
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rabbit hole of
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of stoic existentialism.
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This frivolous act
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caused an enormous
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British dick-fairy
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to fuck Snowbound
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hard up the
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e-hole. Loving it,
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The whole way
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he decided to
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die. The end.
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$13.99 Canada $14.99 USA
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Burger time fun
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bags available at
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your friendly neighbourhood
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drug dealer's house.
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His name was
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dragged through the
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whatthe fuckyousuck atwords
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a name he
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never fondly remembered
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because it struck
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him as a
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kinda gay. Suddenly,
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A battle dirigible
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started raining down
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sharp and fiery
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torch machetes which
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wer named Fred,
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and spied fire
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on yonder hills.
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and Valleys. The
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thread became unstable
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, started to implode
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and almost disappeared.
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The galaxy was
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a microcosm of