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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Pterrydactyl on March 10, 2012, 06:44:32 pm

Title: Kony and his child soldiers...
Post by: Pterrydactyl on March 10, 2012, 06:44:32 pm
So what the fuck is with all this Kony stuff all of a sudden? Why is everyone so obsessed about it now? I mean, he's been doing it for nearly 30 years.

First everyone bitched we were in Iraq, and we are now leaving, so what does everyone want? to invade another country and take out another evil man. Tell me, in 10 years is everyone going to be bitching about this?

I mean, what action do people really think we could take against this. I'm gonna go ahead and say at least 90% of people on facebook (probably more), will blindly support this cause, without even understanding what would have to happen if our military committed to an action. People will see this and think "OMG HE USES CHILD SOLDIERS, THAT SO EVIL, WE SHOULD STOP HIM", but many of those people would not be willing to go and fight, they might say they are, but what will they say after they are fighting to fight and kill children fighting for him?

This wouldn't be us fighting against a warlord, this would be us fighting against a brainwashed cult. We won't be fighting insurgents like in Iraq, we would be fighting children brainwashed since birth that Kony is the equivalent of god on earth, and that they must fight in his name or forever be damned. His force numbers in a few thousand, but most are children, and they put those children on the front lines to take most of the causalities, mainly for the impact it has on enemy soldiers, and how replicable they are.

Tell me, how many people do you know in the military that would fire into a squad of children without a second though? Or, how many people in the military are going to hold themselves together after they just had to fight and kill squads of dozens of children attacking them? Killing grown soldiers or insurgents in one thing, but your not going to find many people in our military willing to fight against children.

So I ask again, what do you want out government to do about this? We send troops, the media turns shows the footage of our troops fighting against his child soldiers and the world sees us as monsters. We don't, and people talk about how we are insensitive our government is to their situation.

So tell me, what do we do?
Title: Re: Kony and his child soldiers...
Post by: C-zom on March 10, 2012, 10:42:19 pm
He's putting the infant in infantry.
Title: Re: Kony and his child soldiers...
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 10, 2012, 10:45:55 pm
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/15820908.jpg)
Title: Re: Kony and his child soldiers...
Post by: Pterrydactyl on March 10, 2012, 10:46:30 pm
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/internet-memes-konymon.jpg)


damnit llama, that was the next one i was posting.


(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/internet-memes-do-it.jpg)
Title: Re: Kony and his child soldiers...
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on March 13, 2012, 03:47:45 pm
Didn't see this topic before.

It's a big fucking scam.

Of course these people don't care about solving problems.


We don't need soldiers in Uganda. If we really care about taking these guys out, you use assassins.
Title: Re: Kony and his child soldiers...
Post by: Pterrydactyl on March 13, 2012, 05:24:07 pm
Not even that.  If we really wanna take them out, we have an AC130 gunship fly over their camp in the middle of the night and blow them to shit.  Cheaper and much more effective than assassins.
Title: Re: Kony and his child soldiers...
Post by: Crazyman93 on March 15, 2012, 04:01:23 pm
Didn't see this topic before.

It's a big fucking scam.

Of course these people don't care about solving problems.


We don't need soldiers in Uganda. If we really care about taking these guys out, you use assassins.

So send in the CIA and see if any of JFK's plans still might work? Or has the CIA moved past taking ideas from loony toons?
Title: Re: Kony and his child soldiers...
Post by: Gangs on March 15, 2012, 04:05:22 pm
nukem
Title: Re: Kony and his child soldiers...
Post by: Crazyman93 on March 18, 2012, 12:57:26 pm
And that would be a diplomatic nightmare.

Though personally, half the world's problems could be solved by glassing half of Africa.
Preferably with the guy from the Child Fund ads in that half.