That was very elaborate.

*comes out of treehouse in Victorian suit*

Yeah, there are stories of AKs being pulled out of bogs from under decaying bodies, and firing rounds, granted, the same story is said for the PPSh, the Soviet SMG of WWII, though I'm willing to belive it will get you out of the wilderness.
All guns need to be cleaned after firing, the AK series is made so that in a war, anyone can use it, even without having to clean it.

Well, if properly handled, a gun will not randomly go off. Usually. Same was true for older guns.
Some poorly made Semi-Autos and all autos, when dropped will empty the clip as well. It's an alarming sight.

MOVE were a bunch of assholes who did everything possible to goad everyone around them into a violent confrontation. If you are going to have a government that is 'run by the common people' then the common people have to take responsibility. instead you have people judging government employees with incredible double standards where they are expected to behave in a manner far superior to citizens and always have magical solutions to problems created by ignorant assholes who have given up on society and do everything they can to create division and provoke violence. Are police blameless, no; their position necessitates that we judge them differently than an average person. But people who hold police to such a high standard, so that citizens bear no responsibility at all, are suffering a break from reality. If Police really are expected to be superheroes who can be counted on to never make 1 mistake when their employers (us) have made 10 or 100, then we make their superiority to us a job requirement and we either submit to their judgement or are hypocrites. Basically, if you're going to demonize them for mistakes, you also have to worship them as angels every time they do something right, otherwise it will be plain to everyone you are just outsourcing moral responsibility to a government institution whenever it increases your personal convenience and comfort.

tl;dr

I look terrible on a pole sweetheart. You might look nice though. Next to my stuffed Deer head.

I happen to like nice things.

*shoots at Leo with a Machine Gun from Treehouse*

*while blaring this:

Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls with lyrics

o_o

The more you hurt me the more I love.

I like Mia's answer

That isn't funny. My mother is dead.