Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA

[Azural]

<maskofblue> GOD was sleeping when i was on 10 hours ago
<maskofblue> hhm
<maskofblue> maybe GOD is sick
<maskofblue> or wants us to think there not here
<maskofblue>
<maskofblue> Beryl was away all day too
<maskofblue> hhmm
<maskofblue> theres sumthin fishy goin on in here
<maskofblue> LOL
<lcdt94> seems liek beryl is never around <_<
<maskofblue> yeah!
<maskofblue> we should revolt!
<maskofblue>
* cmdrChobo[ASC] is now known as cC|brb
<maskofblue> and cC/brb.....   has not been right back......
<maskofblue> i think someone is killing them all
<maskofblue>
<Emperor_McCole{NpO}> sorry bout that
* Azural is now known as Azural|dead
* Emperor_McCole{NpO} stops killing
<maskofblue> lol

[Azural]

* crazyisraelie[RIA][IDF] cums in horde's mouth
<HordeOfDoom[\m]>

[Tulak Hord]

<Tulak[MDC]> Sanction now please
<King_Arthur_II> ok
<King_Arthur_II> sanctioned and banned
<King_Arthur_II> have fun....
<Tulak[MDC]> He still has all his trades >_>
<King_Arthur_II> nope just looked
<King_Arthur_II> I don't see them
<Tulak[MDC]> http://cybernations.net/nation_drill_displ...ation_ID=123233
<Tulak[MDC]> i just looked at the sanctions and there's a sanction on the guy you said was a member...
<King_Arthur_II> Mother Fucker...I fucking sanctioned the wrong guy

<cheyenne> hello sir
<Error404[GOONS]> <Error404[GOONS]> don't waste my time trying to kiss my ass please
<Error404[GOONS]> <Error404[GOONS]> also hello
<Error404[GOONS]> <cheyenne> i don't kiss ass
<Error404[GOONS]> <cheyenne> and i certainly wouldn't kiss yours
<Error404[GOONS]> <Error404[GOONS]> lol k
<Error404[GOONS]> <cheyenne> i simply make it a point to refer to leaders of foreign alliances as sir
<Error404[GOONS]> <Error404[GOONS]> Oh, it's not that, it's the asskissing you've done in #fan, #ve, and (presumably) attempted in #nsa
<Error404[GOONS]> <cheyenne> I'm not asskissing there either
<Error404[GOONS]> <cheyenne> I'm trying to improve relations
<Error404[GOONS]> <Error404[GOONS]> by kissing ass
<Error404[GOONS]> <cheyenne> how would you suggest we fix relations?
<Error404[GOONS]> <Error404[GOONS]> Step 1: Become a real alliance
<Error404[GOONS]> <Error404[GOONS]> Step 2:
<Error404[GOONS]> <Error404[GOONS]> Step 3: Profit!
<Error404[GOONS]> <cheyenne> we're working on that
<Error404[GOONS]> <cheyenne> i almost got elected >_>
<Error404[GOONS]> <Error404[GOONS]> that would be a step backwards

Some favourites from my personal collection. Definitely not from #RIA but they're still good for a laugh.

[Azural]

<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> is lanna a girl?
<Lanna> no
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> o
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> u from new york?
<Lanna> ya i am
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> wait rele?
<Lanna> rochester
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Yeah lanna is a sexy guy
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> that I would like to feel up
* Secundo has joined #RIA
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> o i got a friend in rochester but thats 5 hours from me
<Lanna> ohhhh yeaaah, get me anytime, baby lane
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> im from staten island
<Lanna> cool
* crazyisraelie[RIA] feels up Lanna
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> ha
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> how old are u
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Which one of us?
<Rawr> LOL
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lanna
<Lanna> i'm 16
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> cool so u a jounior this yr?
<Lanna> aye
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> cool
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> u start school already
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<Lanna> not yet
<Lanna> azural, how's my baby doing?  you taking care of her?
<Azural> Of course.
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> cool and how old are u
<timberh0[RIA]> 11
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> o lol
<Lanna> how many months?
<Azural> You can't rember?!?
<Lanna> no
<Azural> ...
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> where my boy slickynickx at
<Lanna> lol sorry baby girl
<Azural> Six in three days.
<Lanna> tell me again :'(
<Lanna> awwwww
<Azural> I can't believe you forgot again.
<Lanna> okays
<Lanna> i'm sorry
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Nice job lanna
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> dester u still thier
* timberh0[RIA] calls deifus
<Azural> Get me pregnant and can't even rember the damn date.
<Lanna> i've been so busy working to get ready to pay for child support
<Azural> You better pay it.
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> wait azural ur a grl?
<Azural> Yea
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XD yeah he is
<Lanna> i will... lol so you cant blame me for being so forgetful
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> o that explains alot
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lmao
<Azural> You didn't know?!?
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> ha that explains ALOT
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> sure it does
<timberh0[RIA]> hahaha
<Azural> Explains what?
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lol
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Sugarpants
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> nuttin bro
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> nuttin
<timberh0[RIA]> your bitchiness
<Azural> Bro?
<timberh0[RIA]> apparantly
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> chill bro im playing wit u
<Azural> ...
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> or grl
<Lanna> HAY
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> w.e u are
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lol
<Lanna> azural is my galfriend
<Lanna> dont call her a bro
<Lanna> or i'd kick your ass
<Azural> ^
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> o alright sorry
<Azural> He will.
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> hahahahahahahahaha
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XD yes he will
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> ok idk about that one
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lol but u can try
<Lanna> *kisses azural and her tummy*
<Lanna> i cant wait til the baby comes
<Azural> I can't either.
<Lanna> what we gonna name her?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Hey wow about me!
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> what*
<Lanna> *kisses lane*
<Lanna>
<Lanna> happy?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> ^_^
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Very
<Azural> I'm not sure yet...
<Azural> Every time I bring it up you keep changing the conversation...
<Lanna> Oral? XD
<Azural>
<Azural> Naming her after your grandmother than?
<Lanna> sorry buttercup... i'll try to focus on your more now
<Lanna> yeah, sounds good
<Azural> Mmmhmm.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Man I need to get laid
<dester[RIA]> so do i
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> crazy u a virgin?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Yes
* Kristin|Away is now known as KristinMarie
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> wow that explains alot
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> why u frekaingon me before
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> u need a g/f
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> No
<timberh0[RIA]> he's gay
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> I need a bf
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> o ha sorry
<Azural> You can't have mine.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XFD I know Azuzu
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lol
<Lanna> lol
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Plus I already have a few guys in mind at school
<Lanna> i'm permanently tied to azural anyway
<Lanna> damn woman
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> k this is getting a lil weird rigth now
<Azural> Hey now, it's your fault.
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> u one crazy bitch crazy
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Dont call me a bitch
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* ChanServ sets mode: +v mike1312[\m]
<Lanna> he aint
<Lanna> crazy is cool
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> ha alright
<Lanna> hawt lover
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Thank you Lanna!
<mike1312[\m]> hi all
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> ^_^
<Lanna>
<timberh0[RIA]> hi mike
<Azural> ...
<Lanna> azural, it aint my fault
<mike1312[\m]> whats up?
<Azural> You said you'd stay away from guys.
<Lanna> you the one who initiated secks
<Lanna> and i'm the one stuck with child support
<timberh0[RIA]> insanity
<Azural> Your the one who wouldn't out on a damn condom.
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lol
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Sorry but Lanna is so sexy
<mike1312[\m]> besides the insanity
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> I couldnt stay off of him
<Lanna> IT WAS TOO SMALL!
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lmao
<Azural> You bought it!
<Rawr> XD
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> hahahaha
<Azural> You should know you own damn size...
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lol
<timberh0[RIA]> xtra small
<Lanna> it was first time, woman
<Lanna>
<Rawr> XD
<Lanna> gimme a break
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lmao
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> I am just going to say Lanna's cock isnt small
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> thats ok just pull out
<Azural> You had better come live with me when you get out of school too.
<Lanna> i work and work... for the damn wedding ring and child support
<Lanna> and all you do is yell at me
<Azural> You started it...
<Lanna> you did it
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> nah u did
<Azural> I did not.
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lanna
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> i watched the whoel thing
<timberh0[RIA]> child support hints that you are gonna make this a bastard child?
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lmao
<Lanna> you shouldnt have performed a striptease at the party
<Azural> ynkeebymjg[RIA], shut up!  This has nothing to do with you.
<Lanna> if you didnt, we wouldnt be dating
<Azural> You shouldn't ahve asked for it.
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> ha sorry azural
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> bitchy
<Azural> ...
<Lanna> i didnt expect you to do it
<Lanna> HEY
<Lanna> DONT CALL MY WOMAN BITCHY
<Lanna> or...
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> or wat.....
<Lanna> die.
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lmao
* ynkeebymjg[RIA] was kicked by crazyisraelie[RIA] (Bitch)
<Lanna> XD
<Azural> XFD

[Moth]

Whuh? I was expecting the truth to be revealed. >_> Where's the punchline?!

[Lanna]

Whuh? I was expecting the truth to be revealed. >_> Where's the punchline?!

That's as real as it gets.  Azural is pregnant with my baby.

[Vintus]

Keep it in your pants, Lanna.

[Lanna]

If Azural stops seducing me every night, I'll consider it.

[Azural]

I can't help it, ok!

[Lanna]

You can start by not slipping your hands into my pants.

[Azural]

But you always put it there.

[Lanna]

No way.  You're the one always craving for secks.

[Azural]

Like you don't want it...

[Lanna]

Well... er, I don't mind... but who gets to pay child support?!  Me.

Oh hey, honey... it'd be hilarious if you post what we did this morning here... XD  Too bad they're not in the RIA channel.

[Azural]

I can if you want, I keep logs of everything.

[—-]

<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> o
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> enraged is a  grl right?
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> girl*
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Yes he is a very girly girl, that loves to suck cock and take a cock up his pussy
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XD
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> EL isn't a girl....
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> yes
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> iv talked to her before
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> she said her name michelle
<Rawr> XD
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> You sure he didn't say Michael?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> He still th
ought El was a girl after I say he
* Damen (~John_Dori@synIRC-5B0267D4.dsl.ipltin.sbcglobal.net) has joined #RIA
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<Rawr> He may act like one, but he isn't one
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> and his
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Seriously Ynkee your a retard
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> how do u guys no she not a grl
<CptGodzilla> XD
<CptGodzilla> guys
<CptGodzilla> EL is a girl
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> This needs to be logged...
<CptGodzilla> everyone knows it
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> EL is a grl
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> It does seriously
<Rawr> I already got it


<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Good Loren
<CptGodzilla> yeah
<CptGodzilla> EL is a girl
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> thank u
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Yes he is a girl
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> i know she is
<Rawr> XD
<Damen> As your HoFA, I order all RIAers to stop believing that EL is a man. Under penalty of ban, and possibly ZI
<Rawr> Oh yeah.
<Rawr> He's so a girl.
<Rawr> Screw the everyone's a guy thing
<Damen> Damn straight
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> "He is a girl" is an oxymoron.
<CptGodzilla> eah
<CptGodzilla> yeah*
<Rawr> She is a guy doesn't flow though
<CptGodzilla> she's a wimininz
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> anyone got gold and aluminum
<CptGodzilla> WL IS A WIMINZ
<CptGodzilla> EL*
* Damen (~John_Dori@synIRC-5B0267D4.dsl.ipltin.sbcglobal.net) has left #RIA
<Rawr> El is on?
<Rawr> XDD
<Rawr> I thought he was kicked or whatever


* ynkeebymjg[RIA] was kicked by CptGodzilla (crazy told me to)
<CptGodzilla> i can't believe he blieves me
<CptGodzilla> that EL is a girl
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Same
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Seriously he is a fucking moron
<Rawr> XDD
<Rawr> I know.
<Rawr> Gotta love him
* ynkeebymjg[RIA] (www-data@synIRC-178833DD.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has joined #RIA
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Does he not realize that we all have know EL a few months before him
* IronSoldier820[CoR] is now known as IronSoldier820|Food
* Rawr sets mode: +v ynkeebymjg[RIA]
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Well most of us
<CptGodzilla> yeah
<IronSoldier820|Food> EL is a pussy
<CptGodzilla> and we know that he's a woman
<CptGodzilla> she's*
<Rawr> El would so fit in AA
<ynkeebymjg[RIA]> ok i rele dont care
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Yeah he is a woma
<Rawr> Really
<IronSoldier820|Food> Be back later

[crazyisraelie]

[15:17] <+ynkeebymjg[RIA]> do u guys just sit at your comps all day ?
[15:18] <+Hoopdy[Fark][BC]> Yes.
[15:18] <@crazyisraelie[RIA]> Yes we all are
[15:18] <+ynkeebymjg[RIA]> lol why?
[15:18] <@crazyisraelie[RIA]> Because you fuck sheep
[15:18] <+ynkeebymjg[RIA]> why dont u guys like go out and do sumtin
[15:18] <@crazyisraelie[RIA]> Because you fuck sheep
[15:18] <+ynkeebymjg[RIA]> wat does that have to do with getting outsideand stuff
[15:18] <@crazyisraelie[RIA]> Because you fuck sheep
[15:19] <+ynkeebymjg[RIA]> so?
[15:19] <+ynkeebymjg[RIA]> i love to fuck sheep
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[15:19] * ChanServ sets mode +h EnragedLobster[RIA] for #RIA
[15:19] * ynkeebymjg[RIA] was kicked by crazyisraelie[RIA] (~IceChat7@synIRC-65B64AFC.asm.bellsouth.net) Reason (Because your a sheep fucker)

[—-]

<tonictart> lol...
<tonictart> I just had sooo much fun
<tonictart> Maybe too much fun
<Mesa> ?
<tonictart> Well.
<tonictart> I wanted to freak my mom out
<tonictartt> So
<tonictartt> I told her I was a lesbian (I'm not) XD
<tonictart> And she had a panic attack.
<Mesa> WTF? xD
<tonictart> I was bored >_>
<Mesa> What'd she do?
<Mesa> I need MOAR detail
<Mesa> gimmie the dialog xD
<tonictart> Started saying "Oh my lord, this can't be right" over and over
<tonictart> XD
<tonictart> k
<tonictart> "Ma, I got something to tell you"
<tonictart> "Yeah?"
<tonictart> "Ma.. I'm a lesbian"
<tonictart> "...What?"
<tonictart> "Should have told you sooner.. but yeah, whatever'
<tonictart> "Oh my lord, this can't be happening" bla bla bla
<Mesa> LMFAO
<Mesa> Shoulda been like... "I found out because I REALLY enjoyed doing it with my friend." xD
<tonictart> Well, I got to that later LOL
<Mesa> Go on?
<tonictart> Nah, just said something like
<tonictart> "Me and Ange.. yeah, thats when I knew"
<tonictart> XD
<Mesa> LMAO
<Mesa> bad Loren xD
<tonictart>
<tonictart> See? BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN I GET BORED.

[—-]

What the fuck? My name isn't tonictart >____>

[Mr_Cynic]

This may not be IRC, but...

Evan ~ says:
Canada is cool
 Evan ~ says:
no pun intended
loren says:
SO IS NY-*Gets shot*
Jack says:
NY?
 Evan ~ says:
NYC
Jack says:
Chicago>NYC
Jack says:
>_>
Jack says:
It's on.
loren says:
NYC > Chicago
loren says:
Wait.
loren says:
OMFG YOU LIVE IN CHICAGO
Jack says:
Within 15-30 minutes.
 Evan ~ says:
Mississauga > Chicago > NYC
Jack says:
Your town sounds like Mississipi's bastard cousin.  >_>
 Evan ~ says:
It isn't
loren says:
XD
Jack says:
Part of me wants to sig that.  >_>
Jack says:
But I have a prinicple against sigging myself.
Jack says:
Anyway, why did you freak out when you heard I was from Chicago, Loren?
loren says:
No..
loren says:
But in my mind
loren says:
EVERYONE FUCKING LIVES IN CHICAGO
loren says:
So <33
loren says:
You live in Chicago
 Evan ~ says:
Wait
 Evan ~ says:
people live in your mind?
loren says:
Damn straight
Jack says:
why did you freak out when you heard I was from Chicago, Loren?
loren says:
No..

Jack says:
lrn2makesense
 
You have just sent a nudge.
 
loren just sent you a nudge.
 
 Evan ~ just sent you a nudge.
 
Jack winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 
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 Evan ~ says:
...
 Evan ~ winks:
 
Play "Laugh"
 
 Evan ~ just sent you a nudge.
 
 Evan ~ winks:
 
Play "Water Balloon"
 Evan ~ winks:
 
Play "Dancer"
Jack says:
THE PIG MAKES ME SO HAPPY!
 
You have just sent a nudge.
 
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 Evan ~ says:
even happier than with happy rock?
Jack says:
>_>
Jack says:
Possibly.
loren says:
OMG
loren says:
WTF
 
You have just sent a nudge.
 
loren says:
>__<
 
loren just sent you a nudge.
 
 Evan ~ just sent you a nudge.
 
Jack winks:
 
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 Evan ~ says:
...
 Evan ~ says:
Stop
 
loren just sent you a nudge.
 
 Evan ~ says:
plox
Jack says:
IS RAININ PIGS ON MY SCREEN!
loren says:
ITS FUCKING STUCK
loren says:
THE PIG
loren says:
IT'S STUCK
loren says:
OMG WHAT DO I DO
loren says:
>___<
Jack says:
Oh my God, I'm laughing so harr I'm crying.
 Evan ~ winks:
 
Play "Pig"
Jack says:
*hard
loren says:
NOO
loren says:
MAKE IT GO AWAY
loren says:
;___;
Jack winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 
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loren says:
I'M SO FREAKED I'M NOT EVEN USING SHIFT
loren says:
*CAPS
loren says:
BLAH
 
 Evan ~ just sent you a nudge.
 
loren just sent you a nudge.
 
Jack says:
Seriously, tears are streaming down my face.  >_>
 
 Evan ~ just sent you a nudge.
 
 Evan ~ winks:
 
Play "Pig"
 Evan ~ winks:
 
Play "Pig"
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Play "Pig"
 
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Jack says:
IT'S ON!
 Evan ~ winks:
 
Play "Pig"
Jack says:
PIG WARS!
loren says:
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
loren says:
PIGS
 
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IT"S
 
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Play "Pig"
loren says:
OMG
loren says:
PIG
 
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loren says:
;___;
loren says:
MAKE IT STOP
 
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Jack says:
XFD.  She left.
 Evan ~ says:
XD