The adventures of Damen trying to get my attention on IRC.

[Flask]

<%Damen> Flask.
<%Damen> I can't tell you how long it's been.
<%Damen> It's been...years.
<%Damen> Last time I saw you...you were in a tower.
<%Damen> And I was driving over that tower.
<%Damen> Me and Juggalo.
<%Damen> Flask.
<%Damen> How have you been?
<%Damen> It feels like...decades.
<%Damen> We last met on the battlefield.
<%Damen> You were carrying my Bear-Cavalry friend.
<%Damen> And...he was stabbed
<%Damen> You lived.
<%Damen> I've resented you.
<%Damen> But. I think I can finally let go.
<%Damen> Flask[RIA]
<%Damen> Flask, why won't you talk to me?!
<%Damen> It's been centuries!
<%Damen> We last met on the tower of babel!
<%Damen> I remember you told me
<%Damen> "Damen, if we ever get to Heaven, you'll find a way to hell."
<%Damen> And, well, I did.
<%Damen> I remember that day clearly.
<%Damen> We were high above the mountaintops when the lightning struck you.
<%Damen> You fell off, and I grabbed you
<%Damen> You said
<%Damen> "Damen! Don't let go!"
<%Damen> But I thought you said "Let go!"
<%Damen> And I said "I can't!"
<%Damen> And you said "Please!"
<%Damen> And I did.
<%Damen> How did you survive that fall, Flask?
<%Damen> Flask!
<%Damen> It's been...forever since we taked.
<%Damen> Last we met...
<%Damen> We were still on the moon, Flask.
<%Damen> We had just watched the Earthlings discover fire.
<%Damen> We decided to leave the Moon forever.
<%Damen> You said to me.
<%Damen> "Damen ol pal.
<%Damen> Our time is up as Lunites."
<%Damen> And I left the moon, heading to the north of the Earth.
<%Damen> And you headed to the south.
<%Damen> Eventually our paths crossed...
<%Damen> And you said "Damen, there's a whole world out there."
<%Damen> And I said nothing.
<%Damen> And we departed.
<%Damen> And here we are.
<%Damen> Flask, you were right.
<%Damen> There is a whole world out there, buddy.
<%Damen> There is.
<%Damen> Flaaask!
<%Damen> It's been...it's been...
<%Damen> We've never talked, Flask!
<%Damen> I've always wanted to meet you.
<%Damen> I always thought of us being on this boat.
<%Damen> And you'd said "Damen ol pal. It's time we met."
<%Damen> And I said "Hah, yeah..."
<%Damen> And we got along well!
<%Damen> Flask!
<%Damen> Please!
<%Damen> Sign my shirt!
<%Damen> Flaaask!





<+Flask[RIA]> Damen
<+Flask[RIA]> It's been...forever since we talked.
<+Flask[RIA]> Last we met...
<+Flask[RIA]> We were in the submarine
<+Flask[RIA]> In the atlantic
<+Flask[RIA]> And you said "Flask ol pal, why are we down in this ocean?"
<+Flask[RIA]> And I said "I wanted to show you the fish".
<+Flask[RIA]> But you didn't want to see fish.
<+Flask[RIA]> So we went and ate sushi.

[IronSoldier820]

I lol'd a bit.