Welcome, Guest.
« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Bouyant Scorpian  (Read 626 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Popsicle

  • RItiree - burritos
  • Cactus
  • ***
  • Posts: 455
    • View Profile
  • Nation: ShowTime
  • Ruler: ItsShowTime
Bouyant Scorpian
« on: September 16, 2009, 05:46:01 pm »

This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. This scorpion was a pussy and we were going to make a goddamn man out of him.

He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.

After tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room, though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.

The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him anymore without him stinging or pinching us.



Logged

Offline Thunder Strike

  • Cactus Emeritus
  • Cactimus Prime
  • *****
  • Posts: 6764
  • Awards Was a member of the SuperFriends delegation Veteran of the Equilibrium War Inductee of the Golden Dong Veteran of the Grudge War (TOP/NpO) RIAer has been blown to ZI in defense of RIA Has colonized Mars! Three years of Random Insanity Veteran of the Pandora's Box-NpO War Veteran of the of the Bipolar War Has been Head of Recruitment Two Years of Random Insanity One year of Random Insanity Veteran of the War of the Coalition RIAer has built a Weapons Research Complex Veteran of the Karma War RIAer has built a Strategic Defense Initiative RIAer is armed with nuclear weaponry Has recruited a member into the RIA Has donated money for the RIA Has assisted the HoE in the economics dept RIAer has been hit with nuclear weapons in defense of RIA Has been an officer or SiC of a bRIgade Has been a Triumvir
  • war boner is 19.46" long.
  • has 324 llamas
    • View Profile
  • Nation: Storm Heaven
  • Ruler: Thunder Strike
Bouyant Scorpian
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2009, 07:33:09 pm »
Serves you right for being mean to the scorpion.
Logged

Offline dester55

  • Floridian Tribal Elder
  • Cactimus Prime
  • *****
  • Posts: 6858
  • Overlooked member of the RIA
  • Awards 7 Years of Random Insanity The Disorder War Those who came over in the original wave Veteran of the Equilibrium War IIDA Graduate and Cadet Five years of Random Insanity Has been a diplomat Veteran of the Grudge War (TOP/NpO) RIAer has been blown to ZI in defense of RIA Veteran of the Pandora's Box-NpO War Four years of Random Insanity Veteran of the of the Bipolar War Has been Head of Recruitment Three years of Random Insanity One year of Random Insanity Two Years of Random Insanity Veteran of the Karma War Veteran of the Unjust War RIAer has built a Weapons Research Complex Veteran of Great War III Veteran of the War of the Coalition RIAer is armed with nuclear weaponry RIAer has built a Strategic Defense Initiative Has donated money for the RIA RIAer has been hit with nuclear weapons in defense of RIA Has recruited a member into the RIA
  • war boner is 18.67" long.
  • has 189 llamas
    • View Profile
  • Nation: kamicassis
  • Ruler: dester55
Bouyant Scorpian
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2009, 08:49:48 pm »
fucking LOL
Logged


Quote from: Abe Simpson on October 11, 2011, 12:02:33 pm
When everyone rage quits I start taking my clothes off.

Offline Jenne

  • I am your overlord!
  • Cactus Emeritus
  • Cactimus Prime
  • *****
  • Posts: 8557
  • Awards Has been a Triumvir Six years of Random Insanity Veteran of the Baldr War Five years of Random Insanity The Disorder War Has been Head of Foreign Affairs Has been Head of Recruitment Four years of Random Insanity Veteran of the Equilibrium War Has been Head of Economics Was elected to be Captain Planet Three years of Random Insanity Inductee of the Golden Dong Has colonized Mars! RIAer has been blown to ZI in defense of RIA Veteran of the Grudge War (TOP/NpO) Has recruited a member into the RIA Veteran of the Pandora's Box-NpO War Has been Head of Military Operations Two Years of Random Insanity Veteran of the of the Bipolar War One year of Random Insanity RIAer has built a Weapons Research Complex Veteran of the Karma War Has been Head of Internal Affairs RIAer has built a Strategic Defense Initiative RIAer is armed with nuclear weaponry Has donated money for the RIA Has been an officer or SiC of a bRIgade RIAer has been hit with nuclear weapons in defense of RIA Has colonized the Moon!
  • war boner is 21.03" long.
  • has 442 llamas
    • View Profile
  • Nation: Jenne
  • Ruler: Jenne
Bouyant Scorpian
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2009, 09:43:09 pm »
I wish I had a flying scorpion.  Maybe I can make by oxdog fly.
Logged

Offline SWAT128

  • RIAer
  • Funktuar
  • *****
  • Posts: 3640
  • Awards Inductee of the Golden Dong Veteran of the Grudge War (TOP/NpO) Two Years of Random Insanity Has recruited a member into the RIA Has been a diplomat RIAer is armed with nuclear weaponry Veteran of the War of the Coalition Veteran of the Pandora's Box-NpO War Veteran of the Karma War One year of Random Insanity RIAer has built a Strategic Defense Initiative RIAer has been hit with nuclear weapons in defense of RIA Veteran of the of the Bipolar War Was elected to be Captain Planet Has been Head of Foreign Affairs
  • war boner is 2.37" long.
  • has 28 llamas
    • View Profile
  • Nation: SWATLand
  • Ruler: SWAT128
Bouyant Scorpian
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2009, 12:38:46 am »
That's awesome and funny.
Logged

October 08 - May 09
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
 


Recent PostsRecent Posts

* Re: Imagine still posting on RIA to talk to old clowns.  Author: im317 Forum: Random lnsanity
* Re: Imagine still posting on RIA to talk to old clowns.  Author: Gangs Forum: Random lnsanity
* Re: Imagine still posting on RIA to talk to old clowns.  Author: im317 Forum: Random lnsanity
* Re: Imagine still posting on RIA to talk to old clowns.  Author: Gangs Forum: Random lnsanity
* Re: Imagine still posting on RIA to talk to old clowns.  Author: Leo Forum: Random lnsanity
* Re: Imagine still posting on RIA to talk to old clowns.  Author: Brian Forum: Random lnsanity
* Imagine still posting on RIA to talk to old clowns.  Author: C-zom Forum: Random lnsanity
* Re: I don't know if I should start a new topic  Author: Brian Forum: Random lnsanity
* Re: I don't know if I should start a new topic  Author: im317 Forum: Random lnsanity
* I don't know if I should start a new topic  Author: Muji111 Forum: Random lnsanity
* Re: This place still exists  Author: Leo Forum: Random lnsanity
* Re: This place still exists  Author: im317 Forum: Random lnsanity
* Re: This place still exists  Author: Leo Forum: Random lnsanity
* Re: This place still exists  Author: im317 Forum: Random lnsanity
* Re: This place still exists  Author: Crazyman93 Forum: Random lnsanity
* Re: This place still exists  Author: Leo Forum: Random lnsanity
* Re: This place still exists  Author: Fake from State Jarm Forum: Random lnsanity
* Re: This place still exists  Author: im317 Forum: Random lnsanity
* Re: This place still exists  Author: Leo Forum: Random lnsanity


Allied Forums & Game Links
Coalition of Royal Allied Powers (MDoAP) The Templar Knights (MnDoAP) Ascended Republic of Elite States (ProtectoRIte)
Global Order of Darkness (MDoAP) United Sovereign Nations (ODAP) Independent Republic of Orange Nations (FAP)
Farkistan (MnDoAP) Invicta (ODP) Cyber Nations
New Sith Order (MnDoAP) R&R (ODP) Politics & War (Join Arrgh!)
Shangri-La (MnDoAP) The Bear Calvery (ODP)
SMF 2.0.15 | SMF © 2017, Simple Machines
Scratch Design by DzinerStudio
Page created in 0.168 seconds with 29 queries.
Triumvirate:
Shadow

Head of Foreign Affairs:
Brian

Head of Internal Affairs:
Croix

Head of Military Operations:
im317