From the asscrack of time I bring you the RIAdio logs.

[Fake from State Jarm]

announcement: http://rialliance.net/index.php?topic=16629.msg234194#msg234194

survey thread: http://rialliance.net/index.php?topic=16736.msg234920#msg234920

first reply:

DO NOT MAKE ME ANON.

1. do you think kenny would make a pretty girl and would you like to give him a spanking

My answer: Good, but not as good as Loren.

2. do nations with higher NS perform better in bed

If they're on the receiving end, of course. <_<

3. does CM size effect your partner's ability to please you

Yes. Yes. Yes. ...Yeah.

D. obligatory

milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made

4. have you ever bought a game that was a. surprisingly good or b. surprisingly bad or disappointing, feel free to elaborate (for example i still keep buying C&C games in the hopes that i will stop disliking them, to no avail)

I've bought many games that are disappointments. Crysis, Battle for middle earth 2 being my recent disappointment. World in Conflict, Medieval 2 total war. Oh and that Barbie game. <_<

Stalker: Shadows of Chernobyl, Simcity 4 and Civilization 4 were surprisingly good.

5. do you have any crazy gaming stories (like this one time i beat a whole team etc. etc. or i met a girl in redneck rampage and now we're married)

Playing Call of Duty 4 with my clan one time. I'm a sniper, I use the barret sniper rifle. I provide well.. sniper support. I was voted in as team sniper since I kick serious ass. So we're in a clan match, 7v7. I run onto a roof at the start of the match and find an enemy sniper there. I shoot him point blank with the 50 cal like ten times. The oxets travel in ALL directions, killing two of his team mates behind a wall. I was booted from both clan and battle for "cheating."



6. who's your SEKRIT RIA CRUSH AND WHYYY IF YOU GIVE A GOOD REASON YOU CAN ASK US TO DEDICATE THEM A SONG LIKE DELILAH LOVE SOMEONE TONIGHT obviously it's anonymous or it aint a sekrit

PLAY THE GRIZZLY ADAM THEME FOR FLASK, IF THERE IS A FUCKING GRIZZLY ADAM THEME.

7. what would you do/say/think if you walked in on az and lanna

I'd ask if I could join in Lanna buttsexing Azural.

8. and lastly we would like to have a weather oxetin on such natural events as RIctuar migrations and chances of mothsex, so if you have reason to believe some such madness is likely or unlikely, PM me those reasons. WE NEED TO KNOE

...wat

second reply

1. do you think kenny would make a pretty girl and would you like to give him a spanking
Great.. You just gave me an erection at a really bad time.

2. do nations with higher NS perform better in bed
Oh hell yeah. Just look at Moth. I have no doubt he could please a horse.

3. does CM size effect your partner's ability to please you
Are purple pandas furious? I think you know the answer already.

D. obligatory

4. have you ever bought a game that was a. surprisingly good or b. surprisingly bad or disappointing, feel free to elaborate (for example i still keep buying C&C games in the hopes that i will stop disliking them, to no avail)
I spend all my money on CN. So no.

5. do you have any crazy gaming stories (like this one time i beat a whole team etc. etc. or i met a girl in redneck rampage and now we're married)
This one time, I died on Runescape and lost my full green dragon hide and 50 addy arrows.

6. who's your SEKRIT RIA CRUSH AND WHYYY IF YOU GIVE A GOOD REASON YOU CAN ASK US TO DEDICATE THEM A SONG LIKE DELILAH LOVE SOMEONE TONIGHT obviously it's anonymous or it aint a sekrit
-Tase
-Lanna
-Moth
Because Lanna is a girl, Moth is cuddly and Tase is such a bitch. Plus they're all sexy (especially Lanna, I mean have you seen her feet!).

If you could play "Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Brittney I would be so happy.

7. what would you do/say/think if you walked in on az and lanna
Is there room for one more? Isn't that what everyone would think.

8. and lastly we would like to have a weather oxetin on such natural events as RIctuar migrations and chances of mothsex, so if you have reason to believe some such madness is likely or unlikely, PM me those reasons. WE NEED TO KNOE
I don't know.

third reply

1. do you think kenny would make a pretty girl and would you like to give him a spanking

I've spanked every living creature on this planet check your left ass check if you dont believe me.

2. do nations with higher NS perform better in bed

No because as I often remarked to my companion Dolly, the sheep that used live in my shed before it died of massive anal trauma "Pass the lube"
3. does CM size effect your partner's ability to please you


No because my penis is a necular tipped weapon of LUV!!!

D. obligatory
Saggy man bossums.

4. have you ever bought a game that was a. surprisingly good or b. surprisingly bad or disappointing, feel free to elaborate (for example i still keep buying C&C games in the hopes that i will stop disliking them, to no avail)

Star wars knights of the old republic 2. It didn't work properly and the support team never replied to me......bastards.
5. do you have any crazy gaming stories (like this one time i beat a whole team etc. etc. or i met a girl in redneck rampage and now we're married)

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Seriously I was scared shitless for weeks.


oh oh
Indeed.
6. who's your SEKRIT RIA CRUSH AND WHYYY IF YOU GIVE A GOOD REASON YOU CAN ASK US TO DEDICATE THEM A SONG LIKE DELILAH LOVE SOMEONE TONIGHT obviously it's anonymous or it aint a sekrit

A certain meat pie that used to be captain planet.

7. what would you do/say/think if you walked in on az and lanna

Room for one more?

also, these still exist

Talking about members of the RIA - Part 3

lol it has my old avatar ^

Talking about members of the RIA - Part 2

The Goat enjoys: Talking about members of the RIA

from this thread

http://rialliance.net/index.php?topic=16609.0

I forget what I was going to write at the end

A Weird Dream: Rise of the Zeep

edit: I remember now. Flask. I was going to write Flask.

[Croix]

I miss flask, even though I never knew him.

Flask.

[Fake from State Jarm]

the first reply was czom, the second was arsenal, the third was iron snake

[Snowbound Milk]

I wish I could skim through this for longer-- pretty interesting

[Elane]

Permission to laugh hysterically?

[Fake from State Jarm]

denied