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Title: Wish Game
Post by: John Fire on October 25, 2007, 12:12:48 am: anybody ever play the wish game? i couldn't find one up already (honestly tho i didn't look that hard) so i guess i'll start one

You know how, in movies, when you wish for something, there is always a catch? You do the same here! The first person posts a wish. The poster after him/her posts the downside of the wish, and posts his/her own wish. An example would be:

Poster 1: I wish for a cookie.
Poster 2: Wish Granted. You forget you are allergic to generic cookies. You get a massive allergic reaction, and explode. I wish for a slave.
Poster 3: The slave rebels, and kills you. I wish for...

Often, the outcomes of the wishes are very humorous, and often fatal to you/someone else. So be creative!

I'll start...

I wish for a cigar.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: wethepeople on October 25, 2007, 12:14:11 am: I love this game.

I'm afraid your forgot to mention the cigar has gunpowder in it, not tobacco. You just exploded.

I wish for immortality. First person to say I turn into stone gets their shins kicked.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: John Fire on October 25, 2007, 12:25:11 am: You gain immortality, but are buried alive the next day... and spend eternity trapped underneath the earth.

I wish for a hamburger, cooked to perfection.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Ganon5 on October 25, 2007, 12:28:43 am: It is done! Although a dog's idea of perfection may be different to yours. You're now in hospital due to bacteria etc.

I wish for someone to do my calculus assignment
Title: Wish Game
Post by: wethepeople on October 25, 2007, 12:38:07 am: The most beautiful chick comes over to your house and does your assignment. She is wearing practically nothing. She asks you if you can unbutton her shirt. There, on her chest, is an ipod video playing RickRoll.

I wish for the Roman empire to return.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Flask on October 25, 2007, 12:57:54 am: Fine, but the Romans literally return. From the dead. They're all zombies.

I wish I had a bathroom that would kill anyone but me who goes in it.

(By the way, lawl at TC telling us what Make A Wish is)
Title: Wish Game
Post by: wethepeople on October 25, 2007, 02:10:07 am: The bathroom kills your family, and all of your friends. The neighbors call the police after they hear terrifying shrills from its latest victim. The police arrive, and see piles of bodies piling out of the entrance to the bathroom. They arrest you on the spot, and you are convicted for mass murder and put to death.

I wish I had all the money in the world.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Ganon5 on October 25, 2007, 02:36:17 am: All the money in the world falls out of the sky, including coins (ouch). It destroys your house, crushes you and buries your body.

I wish for a teddy bear
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Dagny Taggart on October 25, 2007, 03:08:43 am: Happiness is not to be achieved at the command of emotional whims. Happiness is not the satisfaction of whatever irrational wishes you might blindly attempt to indulge. Happiness is a state of non-contradictory joy--a joy without penalty or guilt, a joy that does not clash with any of your values and does not work for your own destruction, not the joy of escaping from your mind, but of using your mind's fullest power, not the joy of faking reality, but of achieving values that are real, not the joy of a drunkard, but of a producer. Happiness is possible only to a rational man, the man who desires nothing but rational goals, seeks nothing but rational values and finds his joy in nothing but rational actions.
--A quote
Title: Wish Game
Post by: wethepeople on October 25, 2007, 02:17:05 pm: Nice. =D Thats one of the endings in the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R, Ganon.

You wish for the most cuddly teddy bear. However, upon inspecting your new bear you find that it is, indeed, the pedo bear. Lulz and raep follow.

I wish for two printers that cannot kill me.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Fortress on October 25, 2007, 04:14:17 pm: The doctors replace your two amputated arms with printers. From now on, you're the lackey and mascot of a local Kinko's. Even worse is that the two printers are made by Lexmark.

I wish that I could play saxophone well, and enjoy it.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: pielord47 on October 25, 2007, 04:53:55 pm: Everyone besides you hates your playing and an angry mob forms that kills you.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.
(I do not sue McDonalds)
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on October 25, 2007, 04:59:29 pm: The coffee comes to life and jumps on you. The rediculously hot coffee gives you 3rd-degree burns on your genitals and you can never have sex or fap again.

I wish for the power to vaporize people at whim.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: wethepeople on October 25, 2007, 05:45:16 pm: The power is granted, and upon trying it out you miss, and the beams go towards a mirror with your reflection in it. You vaporize yourself.

I wish for the fastest car in the world that is indestructible.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Ganon5 on October 25, 2007, 06:41:20 pm: The car travels so fast it leaves Earth's orbit and you get lost forever in the universe.

I wish for candy that isn't poisoned!
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on October 25, 2007, 06:59:34 pm: The candy is made of epic WIN. You choke on the overflowing WIN that no mere mortal was made to withstand and die.

I wish for a pillow.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lord Doom on October 25, 2007, 09:23:00 pm: you get a large pillow. but inside of it are sharp spikes that impale your head when you lay down.

i wish for a new avatar
Title: Wish Game
Post by: wethepeople on October 25, 2007, 09:28:19 pm: You get a new avatar, but the difference is only viewable to alien eyes. It looks no different to you. And also, it explodes your monitor and kills you.

I want everyone but me in the world to die.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: IronSoldier820 on October 25, 2007, 09:58:13 pm: Granted. Way to ruin your own wish, you go insane before dying of all alone.

I wish to be able to blow shit up with my mind.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Ganon5 on October 26, 2007, 01:44:31 am: Done. But you accidentally blew up your family and all of your possessions. You are doomed to live a miserable life on the streets.

I wish for the end of the year
Title: Wish Game
Post by: wethepeople on October 26, 2007, 01:45:41 am: The end of the year comes about. The literal end, a bit too early. 800 Nukes self detonated and the world was ended, and so was the year.

I wish for measuring tape that cannot kill me in any way.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lord Doom on October 26, 2007, 02:13:39 pm: the measuring tape is only one atom long and is useless

i wish for $3,000,000 CN cash
Title: Wish Game
Post by: wethepeople on October 26, 2007, 02:20:15 pm: You get the cash, then three people tech raid your nation and you lose it all.

I wish for a cozy sweater that cannot kill me, and it fits.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lord Doom on October 26, 2007, 02:22:58 pm: you get a cozy sweater and it fits. but then you put it into your washing machine with your pink socks and it turns pink.

i wish for a cookie that can't do anything except for taste good
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on October 26, 2007, 02:33:26 pm: Granted! You eat the cookie, but the poison inside it kill you. After all, the delicious cookie was delicious and couldn't hurt you at all but the poison that happened to be in it... not so much.

I wish that America was friends with the world again.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lord Doom on October 26, 2007, 02:37:09 pm: america becomes friends with the world again, gets drunk, and gets the world pregnant. nice going america

i wish for a delicious cake that i can hang from my ceiling for no reason whatsoever
Title: Wish Game
Post by: pielord47 on October 26, 2007, 03:19:36 pm: you get a giant cake and hang it from the ceiling but it falls on you killing you

i wish i had a new computer that is unexplosive and cant possibly get a virus or come alive or kill me and has the newest operating system and video card
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Secundo on October 26, 2007, 06:59:49 pm: wish granted, too bad you forgot to wish for a power cord, making it a state of the art paper weight...

I wish for world peace.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: skaboom on October 26, 2007, 07:51:40 pm: Granted. Unfortunately, without any wars to thin out the toniculation, the planet becomes massively overtoniculated. Global famine ensues and civilizations everywhere collapse.

I wish gasoline wasn't so expensive.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on October 26, 2007, 08:29:03 pm: gas becomes cheep and some dude starts pouring it everywhere and lights the world on fire

I wish I had a cookie, just the way i like it with nothing wrong with it at all
Title: Wish Game
Post by: pielord47 on October 26, 2007, 08:37:44 pm: Granted, but it was the last one in the jar and everyone now hates you.

I wish for someone do my laundry that won't rebel against me.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 26, 2007, 08:52:08 pm: Granted, but then you kill yourself due to boredom.

I wish threads couldn't fail.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: IronSoldier820 on October 26, 2007, 09:12:32 pm: Granted. Now theres threads around that suck, but get to stay because they can't fail.

I wish Azural was dead.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Mr_Cynic on October 26, 2007, 09:33:11 pm: Your father dies. >_>

I wish for more wishes. <_<
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on October 27, 2007, 10:08:59 am: granted but you must walk around with a sharp metal spike up your ass that you cant wish away for the rest of your life

I wish i was an omnipotent god
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on October 27, 2007, 12:46:48 pm: Granted. Everyone now worships you, but then some random dickhead with long hair and a robe comes along and converts everyone to his newfangled religion. Nobody believes in you, and as your omnipotency stems from the faith of humans, you become weak and powerless and get eaten by a hippo.

I wish for a pet hippo.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on October 27, 2007, 02:36:43 pm: granted but your hippo eats me and gets sick and dies

I wish i was invinciable
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Twilight Master Neo on October 27, 2007, 03:20:06 pm: Granted. You become invincible but you can't feel anything anymore. No fapping or secks for j00

I wish I could manipulate the world
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on October 27, 2007, 04:47:43 pm: Granted, but an asteroid the size of Mongolia slams into the world and utterly destroys it, therefore you have no world left to manipulate.

I wish for 2/3 of China's population to be instantly teleported into the heart of a random star halfway across the galaxy.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 27, 2007, 04:50:02 pm: Granted, but then where do our McDonald's toys come from? mi rite???Q??@!?!?!11!?!?!

I wish the cats had wings.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: zombie2000 on October 27, 2007, 04:54:15 pm: Granted, but the cats all fly into the sun and die.

I wish for infinite wishes that can not be corrupted or turn against me in any way including against friends, family, objects, etc.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on October 27, 2007, 04:56:45 pm: Granted, but you die before you get to use them.

I wish for a potato.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: zombie2000 on October 27, 2007, 04:58:50 pm: Granted, but it is the size of the galaxy and crushes the galaxy. h4x.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Mr_Cynic on October 27, 2007, 07:32:32 pm: NO WISH?

I wish for... food. Non-poisoned, tasty food.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: pielord47 on October 27, 2007, 08:25:52 pm: The food turns out to be a new government weapon and explodes in your stomach.

I wish for a tuba that can not crush me.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: zombie2000 on October 27, 2007, 09:12:04 pm: Granted, it swallows you.

I wish for $100,000 in bills delieved to my doorstep in a briefcase.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: pielord47 on October 27, 2007, 09:57:30 pm: a mass murderer is hired to kill you and take your money

I wish for a yellow key
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on October 28, 2007, 10:59:27 am: Granted, but the yellow key opens a gateway to another dimension when you touch it and 9001 wombat zombies emerge from it and suck out your intestines through your asshole.

I wish for DSL.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: pielord47 on October 28, 2007, 12:45:17 pm: You get DSL: Dieing Squirrel Lasers

I wish for an A in Language Arts
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on October 28, 2007, 04:36:36 pm: granted but you fail at everything else

I wish kenny would stop raping small children
Title: Wish Game
Post by: pielord47 on October 28, 2007, 05:12:08 pm: the police get even less work and eat even more doughnuts because they have nothing to do. when something does happen they cant' even get out of their chairs.

i wish i could touch people and kill them at will
Title: Wish Game
Post by: dester55 on October 28, 2007, 05:53:27 pm: granted but you touch yourself and die.

i wish for good grades in school.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on October 28, 2007, 06:44:33 pm: Granted, but your brain gets a tad too big and asplodes.

I wish for an XBox360.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: dester55 on October 28, 2007, 06:51:57 pm: you get a XBox360 but it turns out to be a bomb that destroys you when you turn it on.

i wish for a moderation position in these forums.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: pielord47 on October 28, 2007, 07:17:49 pm: Quote
i wish i could touch people and kill them at will
Title: Wish Game
Post by: zombie2000 on October 28, 2007, 07:18:53 pm: granted, but you accidently delete all the topics and get banned.

I wish for no wish.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on October 28, 2007, 07:24:59 pm: Granted. The universe collapses in on itself when confronted with this paradox. You are now dead.

I wish for OVER NINE THOUSAND.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on October 28, 2007, 08:45:18 pm: granted but you die

i wish to be able to devide by 0
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on October 28, 2007, 08:48:29 pm: Granted. Unfortunately, deviding by zero, as opposed to dividing by zero, is rediculously easy to do anyway. You cut yourself.

I wish for pants.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on October 28, 2007, 09:06:38 pm: granted but i now live in them

i wish these pants had bigger pockets
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Ganon5 on October 29, 2007, 12:33:23 am: Your pants now have infinitley large pockets. However you lose everything you put in them and eventually got lost in there yourself.

I wish for sunny weather but not sunny enough to destroy the planet or anything along those lines
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on October 29, 2007, 02:09:08 pm: granted but you get a sunburn

I wish for my life to be just a little less complicated
Title: Wish Game
Post by: wethepeople on October 29, 2007, 02:50:38 pm: Its much less complicated being in a vegetative state, isn't it?

I wish for happiness.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on October 29, 2007, 02:52:11 pm: i wished for a bit less...

granted, your get totaly smashed but you make up with a new boyfriend named frank

i wish for world peace
Title: Wish Game
Post by: wethepeople on October 29, 2007, 02:53:47 pm: XD

World peace is achieved. Some guy says, "My country has a bigger dick than yours!" To Russia and it all breaks out again. World peace was achieved.. for a little while.

I wish to know everything.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: pielord47 on October 29, 2007, 03:12:33 pm: you now know many things you wish you didnt not to mention everybodies secrets and journalists pester you for celebrities secrets, you never live another peaceful day in your life

I wish for a slice of pie that is not poisned and will not explode
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on October 29, 2007, 03:15:01 pm: the pie is a cow pie

i wish for a copy of halo3 for pc that works with my computer and can play with people on their 360s
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on October 29, 2007, 04:34:35 pm: Granted. Your new game is so awesome that you play it for 72 hours straight and die of thirst and exhaustion.

I wish for a fence post.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on October 29, 2007, 04:36:37 pm: Your fence post is impaled into your body.

I wish that Untelligent granted this wish.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 29, 2007, 07:05:28 pm: Granted, but he doesn't know what you mean, so shoots up the RIA before killing himself.

I wish that I had no homework tonight.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on October 29, 2007, 07:08:57 pm: Granted, but because of your lack of education you will never get a job that pays more than $22,000 a year.

I wish for an N-Gage.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 29, 2007, 07:11:57 pm: Granted, but nobody else has those anyway. The Decline of Video Gaming (http://the-decline-of-video-gaming.freeonlinegames.com/)

I wish for a salary > 5 billion dollars per year.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lord Doom on October 29, 2007, 07:13:55 pm: you get your first paycheck, but it is delivered in pennies and you get crushed under the weight

i wish for an idea for an awesome halo 3 map
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Mr_Cynic on October 29, 2007, 07:14:26 pm: To Marx: Granted, but it's to be Senor Kennedy's "special friend."

I wish for... Stuff. Go nuts.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on October 29, 2007, 07:21:20 pm: Granted. You get flattened by a giant chocolate-covered cell phone, which is eaten by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, seconds before a black hole materializes several miles from the planet and crushes it.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lord Doom on October 29, 2007, 07:27:46 pm: the wish you never wished for gets pissed off and kills you

i wish for china to be renamed g91kjfdjfa=asidf938u
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Twilight Master Neo on October 29, 2007, 07:41:09 pm: Granted. But then you fail Geography because people still refer to it as China

I wish I had a cool phone and a Xbox 360 Elite
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Ganon5 on October 29, 2007, 07:57:04 pm: You get both! But I broke into your house and stole em before you even got to use them.

I wish for some new music to listen to. That's good.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Mr_Cynic on October 29, 2007, 08:24:12 pm: The new music is emo. You turn emo, cut your wrists, but u wer doin it wrong and killed yourself.

I wish to not be in the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 29, 2007, 09:40:20 pm: Granted, but then it eats you. PHAGOCYTOSIS!!

I wish that Elmo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)was a real person and went to my school.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Mr_Cynic on October 30, 2007, 05:44:49 am: Hasslebeck turns into Elmo, but keeps his own personality. WHY, GOD? WHY?

As for my wish... THAT DAMN THING JUST ATE ME AGAIN. I want out of it, and for good this time.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on October 30, 2007, 04:42:59 pm: Granted, it shits you out and my dog eats the shit.

I wish for an undead hamster.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on October 30, 2007, 04:52:02 pm: granted but it smells

i wish for faster intrawebz!
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on October 30, 2007, 05:00:54 pm: Granted, but your computer runs away.

I wish for weapons-grade plutonium.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on October 30, 2007, 05:03:15 pm: granted, it melts your skin off

i wish for photoshop cs3
Title: Wish Game
Post by: pielord47 on October 31, 2007, 05:06:32 pm: granted, you now own a shop that sells photos but no one comes to it and you cant pay the rent

i wish for a bar of chocolate that is not poisned
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on October 31, 2007, 08:26:54 pm: Granted, but it has fat and sugar in it and you die of a heart attack.

I wish for a third eye in my forehead.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 31, 2007, 08:31:12 pm: Granted, but then people are like, "wtf?" and you die alone.

I wish for "More Ovaltine, please!"

(http://www.taquitos.net/dbimages-gallery13/Ovaltine.jpg)
Title: Wish Game
Post by: pielord47 on October 31, 2007, 08:40:16 pm: you get an infinite amount of ovaltine that falls from the sky and drowns/crushes you

i wish for a t-shirt that cant choke me
Title: Wish Game
Post by: invincible13matt on October 31, 2007, 08:43:24 pm: granted, but the shirt is made of needles that perforate you and you die.

I wish for the most powerful laptop ever built that will not attract attention to me for my having it, not malfunction, not overheat, not kill me, not become infected with viruses, spyware, or anything of that ilk, is compatible with all games ever created, has infallible software, has a built-in OS that is NOT Windows, has a self-recharging battery that is completely infallible and will never drain out slowly, and is built within an indestructible case that only opens to my touch.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 01, 2007, 02:13:53 pm: granted but the shipping takes about 3000 years because it must come from the future

i wish for a pony
Title: Wish Game
Post by: skaboom on November 01, 2007, 02:23:24 pm: Granted. Congratulations, you now have a big dumb animal that costs a lot to care for, eats a lot, poops everywhere, you have build a stable for it, and makes your yard smell like a farm. I think thats punishment enough.

I wish people would stop using abbreviations on the internet.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 01, 2007, 02:42:18 pm: granted but no one says anything anymore

i wish i had a shotgun (have fun)
Title: Wish Game
Post by: pielord47 on November 01, 2007, 03:23:37 pm: you try to shoot a duck with it and the recoil breaks your shoulder

i wish for a cybertronic eye people will not make fun of me for
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on November 01, 2007, 03:57:56 pm: Granted, but its AI surpasses the intelligence of humans and takes over your brain.

I wish for Jack Thompson to spontaneously combust.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Twilight Master Neo on November 01, 2007, 04:18:37 pm: Granted, now there is one less person to bitch about

I wish I had air
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 01, 2007, 04:26:34 pm: Granted, but Kenny's mod h4x turn you into a fishie, and yeah.

I wish more RIA members were active.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on November 01, 2007, 04:27:55 pm: Granted, but the forums collapse into a black hole due to the sheer weight.

I wish for a banana.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 01, 2007, 05:24:26 pm: Granted, but it's all mushy and brown inside.

I wish for a computer that read my thoughts, but couldn't control me.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 01, 2007, 05:33:28 pm: granted but it finds out your going to upgrade and blows up the next time you get near

I wish that i had a good tasty non-killer in any way, hot dog
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 01, 2007, 05:37:16 pm: Granted, but then I cut your stomach out, so what's the point?

I wish I had buns of steel!
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 01, 2007, 05:43:03 pm: granted, you can no longer stand up

i wish that the atom thingy in france blew up france
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 01, 2007, 05:45:55 pm: Granted, but....wait, I agree!

I wish France didn't suck at wars.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 01, 2007, 05:47:22 pm: granted, the us is now ruled by the blown up france

i wish i could get a "the glove" from darpa
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 01, 2007, 06:44:03 pm: Granted, but it fits, and you go to jail for murder.

I wish that this thread was stickied.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on November 01, 2007, 06:52:56 pm: Granted, it's stuck to your balls. And it's really heavy. And it tears your balls off.

I wish for my dick to be two inches longer.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 01, 2007, 07:18:24 pm: granted but, i still have that knife that was just an inch away....

i wish for good things to happen to bad people
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 01, 2007, 07:25:24 pm: Granted, but then all the good people become bad, and all the whales die, and the globe gets warmed and the planet gets split in half by nukes.

I wish I had 1 million bajillion dollars.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: invincible13matt on November 01, 2007, 09:22:24 pm: granted, but it's given to you in pennies and you die a horrible death being crushed by so much unnecessary copper.

I wish that I had one nuclear weapon that would not blow up in my face and that I could use to blow up one place of my choice.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: erictheholeking on November 01, 2007, 11:43:18 pm: granted, but the nuke doesn't kill you because of a defective part and instead makes you sick from radiation and your dick rots off and you die a long and painfully agonizing death. Also you were in a cave in iraq when it all went down so you end up giving radiation poisoning to all of iraq and iran!
so i wish i was a porn star with great looks and a huge slong that only made fliks with only gorgeous 25 year old virgins!!! LMFAO............................................................... gooD lUck
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vietnamese Guy on November 01, 2007, 11:52:32 pm: Granted, but i'm naked

i wish for a girl to snuggle with me
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Ganon5 on November 02, 2007, 08:23:55 am: And she does. However she crushes you under her immense 1.3 ton weight. (that was too easy)
I wish for a new ipod touch
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 02, 2007, 08:53:43 am: You realise iPods are only for girls, especially the touch ones, but before you can dispose of it a burly group of large African American males decide to see how many dicks you can take in all of your various orifices at once.

I wish for... a repercussion-free wish?
Title: Wish Game
Post by: invincible13matt on November 02, 2007, 04:00:42 pm: granted, but without a repercussion you cannot get anything from your wish.

I wish for something positive to happen.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on November 02, 2007, 04:08:53 pm: Granted, you get bombarded by protons and die somehow.

I wish for HAM.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Twilight Master Neo on November 02, 2007, 04:15:01 pm: Granted. Too bad the pigs wasn't dead before you tried to eat it.

I wish for a puppy
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on November 02, 2007, 04:23:47 pm: Granted, it rips your face off

I wish for Nebraska to explode.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 02, 2007, 06:27:18 pm: Granted, but debris and shrapnel from the explosion kills your family in an horrific way and everyone you love dies a slow and agonising death in front of you while you are arrested for conspiracy to blow up Nebraska.

I wish for what everyone wishes for - more wishes!
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 02, 2007, 08:05:09 pm: Granted, but in the orgy of wishing you embark on, the proletariat rises up and dethrones you, killing you in a horrific way.

I wish for the internet to have no viruses.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: invincible13matt on November 02, 2007, 08:57:52 pm: granted, but due to the lack of things that do actual damage to your computer, people begin to develop more powerful spyware.

I wish that I could live in peace.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 02, 2007, 08:59:52 pm: Granted, but then you'd kill yourself out of boredom.

I wish I stopped posting in this thread.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 02, 2007, 09:01:26 pm: granted...leave

i wish for a lightsaber
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 02, 2007, 09:02:23 pm: Granted, but then you get killed by Order 66.

I wish I had more money, not in change.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Mr_Cynic on November 02, 2007, 09:49:15 pm: You get crushed by a huge amount of euros.

I wish Notre Dame will win tomorrow.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: erictheholeking on November 02, 2007, 09:59:45 pm: granted but then after the game on the bus ride home they all die in a huge accident.
i wish for a brand new porshe
Title: Wish Game
Post by: zombie2000 on November 02, 2007, 10:44:17 pm: Granted, but it explodes and kills you.

I wish for invincibility.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 02, 2007, 10:49:35 pm: granted but the planet explodes so your stuck in space with nothing to do

i wish for a copy of zero wing!
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 02, 2007, 10:56:23 pm: Quote
granted but the planet explodes so your stuck in space with nothing to do
Also your arms fall off so you can't masturbate for eternity.

Granted, but this copy of Zero Wing is infested with crotch-eating scarab beetles and maggots and your genitals get devoured while you are still alive, and the game doesn't work anyway. The crotch-eating critters die of starvation soon after...

I wish for Sydney to become less gay.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 02, 2007, 10:58:59 pm: Granted, but the gayness gets transfered to you.

I wish I wasn't too tired to think of a wish.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: zombie2000 on November 02, 2007, 11:13:59 pm: Granted. Instead of being tired, you die.

I wish that this topic was deleted forever.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 03, 2007, 01:25:40 am: Granted. Instead of this topic being deleted, it is infested with crotch-eating scarab beetles and maggots and your genitals get devoured while you are still alive.

I wish people who wanted the topic deleted didn't post here.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: pielord47 on November 03, 2007, 09:14:36 am: granted, but then almost no one posts in this thread and sinks into the back of the forums

i wish for a plain rug
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 03, 2007, 10:57:49 am: Granted. The rug is infested with crotch-eating scarab beetles and maggots and your genitals get devoured while you are still alive. The critters soon die of starvation.

I wish for a mountain of naked women, all of which are fit and attractive.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: pielord47 on November 03, 2007, 11:18:40 am: they all get in a fight over who gets to have sex with you first and none survive

i wish for a glass of water that isnt infested with anything and isnt poisned
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 03, 2007, 11:33:09 am: Quote
they all get in a fight over who gets to have sex with you first
Uncannily true to life.

Granted. The water is full of the eggs of crotch-eating scarab beetles and maggots which hatch upon consumption and your genitals get devoured while you are still alive. The critters soon die of starvation.

I wish for unlimited alcohol.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on November 03, 2007, 11:57:47 am: Edit: How did this get here?
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on November 03, 2007, 11:57:59 am: Granted, you get drunk and drive off a cliff.

I wish for a hat.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: pielord47 on November 04, 2007, 12:52:31 pm: the hat eats off your head

i wish lamentations would shutup about crotch-eating scarab beetles and maggots
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on November 04, 2007, 02:23:34 pm: Granted, he explodes and gets crotch-eating scarab beetles and maggots all over you.

I wish for a ham sandwhich with swiss cheese.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 04, 2007, 02:52:37 pm: Granted, but it tastes crappy, you purge, become emo, go to some raves, get really fucked up, slash your wrists the wrong way and die.

I wish you had a ham sammich with swiss cheese.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on November 04, 2007, 03:25:37 pm: Granted, I don't share it with you.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 04, 2007, 04:25:47 pm: Granted, it kills you for neglecting it.

I wish Phoenix Wright and all his manifestations across the interwebz ceased to exist.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 04, 2007, 05:13:16 pm: Granted. However, zombie Phoenix Wright from an alternate universe comes after you and unleashes a swarm of crotch-eating scarab beetles and maggots which devour your genitals while you are still alive. The critters soon die of starvation.

I wish everyone got to sleep in until midday every day.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 04, 2007, 05:14:01 pm: Granted, but then the US falls behind the world even more, and the Chinese conquer us.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 05, 2007, 01:30:42 am: Quote
the US

wat
Title: Wish Game
Post by: John Fire on November 05, 2007, 11:03:52 pm: Where's the wish? You are granted nothing becaise you have not made a wish!

I wish for a cigar that is made of 100% cuban tobacco and will not kill me.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: erictheholeking on November 05, 2007, 11:37:34 pm: granted but it tastes like shit because the cuban who rolled it didn't wash his hands after wiping his ass and his finger poked through the paper.
I wish every day was payday and no work on paydays.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: John Fire on November 05, 2007, 11:55:06 pm: Granted. However, you do not have a job and don't get paid at all and nobody is hiring. You have to live like a hobo.

I wish for a cigar that is made of 100% cuban tobacco and will not kill me, and the cuban who rolled it washed his hands.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 06, 2007, 01:37:57 am: Granted. However, he washed his hands in poison (and crotch eating scarab and maggot eggs) and hilarity ensues.

I wish for optimus prime as my bodyguard.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: pielord47 on November 06, 2007, 03:51:05 pm: granted but the next person who attacks you is Chuck Norris and he totally kicks Optimus primes butt

i wish for one person to always agree with me
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on November 06, 2007, 04:17:29 pm: Granted, but you turn emo and he agrees that you should die and he kills you.

I wish that fly stopped trying to fly in my ear.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 06, 2007, 05:30:15 pm: Granted, but it turns out to be zombie, succeeds in flying into your ear, then controlling you forever.

I wish that I had a bag of Jewel cookies that never ran out, and I could eat them without getting fat, or dying, and they had no poison, and they tasted good, and nobody else could have them except with my permission and they sold for $10,000,000 each cuz they tasted so good.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 06, 2007, 05:56:15 pm: granted but i light you on fire

i wish for a new cell phone (o wait...)
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 06, 2007, 05:58:39 pm: Granted, but Neo runs by and grabs it to call Morpheus.

I wish for I wish that I had a bag of Jewel cookies that never ran out, and I could eat them without getting fat, or dying, and they had no poison, and they tasted good, and nobody else could have them except with my permission and they sold for $10,000,000 each cuz they tasted so good and owning them or wishing for them or eating one makes me impervious to all damage or ill affects the poster after me says will happen, ill affects being defined by me.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 06, 2007, 06:02:16 pm: granted but you get diabetes and can no longer eat them

i wish for a working xbox 360 that wont get the 3 red rings
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 06, 2007, 06:03:19 pm: Granted, but I shoot you for not reading all of it. Diabetes is what I define an ill effect.

I wish that people were good.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 06, 2007, 07:21:00 pm: granted but death note is never writen and everyone dies because it was so good (and its over now)

i wish for SPARTAAAA!
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 06, 2007, 07:26:00 pm: Granted, but you die fighting the big-ass wolf thing.

I wish...w/e Ima go do homework.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 06, 2007, 07:30:13 pm: granted your hw is done and you must come back here now

i wish for a pencil
Title: Wish Game
Post by: pielord47 on November 06, 2007, 07:46:49 pm: Granted, but it contains radioactive lead and you grow an extra limb from every hair on your body.

I wish for light!
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 06, 2007, 07:49:09 pm: granted, you fly into the sun

i wish for....no wish (ooh what nao?)
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 06, 2007, 08:19:37 pm: Granted. Your paradox causes your face to melt in an excruciatingly painful way (is there any other?).

I wish for the weather to not be so windy all of a sudden.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: skaboom on November 06, 2007, 10:18:57 pm: Granted. All winds across the entire world stop blowing. Unfortunately, you forgot that your primary source of energy was from the nearby wind power plant, so you enjoy the rest of eternity without electricity.

I wish it stayed light out past 5:30pm.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: John Fire on November 06, 2007, 11:15:21 pm: Granted. The sun never sets, the temperature rises to 300 degrees and you melt into a puddle.

I wish for a cigar that is made of 100% cuban tobacco and will not kill me, and the cuban who rolled it washed his hands with only soap and water.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Dark_Tom on November 07, 2007, 02:46:26 am: Granted, the end of the year comes and Santa accidentily drops a sack of potatoes on your mother and she gets serious mental retardation.

i wish for a large joystick
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 07, 2007, 02:51:00 am: Granted. The wish is misinterpreted and your wang turns into a giant joystick and you can never have the sexy times again. Also if you try you blow up.

I wish for some mead.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: erictheholeking on November 07, 2007, 12:41:58 pm: granted but the bartender is in a crappy mood and pisses in your mead.
I wish I was the king of the world.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: pielord47 on November 07, 2007, 05:37:36 pm: granted but everyone rebels against you within the first 15 minutes of your appointment and the steal your car, house, wife and dog

i wish for a paperclip
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 07, 2007, 06:44:00 pm: Granted. But your wish was misheard and instead of a paperclip you got a horde of ravenous jaguars and you get eaten alive (also raptors).

I wish for a refill on this coffee
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on November 07, 2007, 08:16:03 pm: Granted, the coffee is made the way you hate most.

I wish I had a free iPhone.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Ganon5 on November 07, 2007, 08:53:14 pm: Done! But all your friends that paid for their own now hate you.

I wish my exams were finished and I passed all of them so I could finally stop studying.
(Why aren't I studying now?)
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 07, 2007, 08:54:02 pm: Granted, but then darkness comes.

I wish for the RIA to get sanctioned.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on November 08, 2007, 04:31:11 pm: Granted, NPO kicks our ass.

I wish for a Klondike bar.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 08, 2007, 04:38:38 pm: granted but you must kill someone for it

i wish i was in ney york right nao
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 08, 2007, 10:02:09 pm: Granted, but you end up...dead.

I wish I had a Gen 5 Bob Long Protege.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 09, 2007, 10:11:12 pm: Granted, but for making up words (or using words that I don't know) your soul is tortured for 3 eternities.

I wish for another baguette, because one small one wasn't enough.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Signothorn on November 09, 2007, 10:12:25 pm: Wish there was something real, wish there was something true...
Title: Wish Game
Post by: moisescruz on November 09, 2007, 10:20:24 pm: granted. but in thinking up this thing, your brain implodes.
i wish for a roll of duct tape and WD-40
Title: Wish Game
Post by: eliminat on November 09, 2007, 10:30:17 pm: The Duct Tape and WD-40 is brought over by Carrot Top and his "Help" and you 2 spend a wonderful night together..........

I wish to be debt free.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: moisescruz on November 09, 2007, 10:31:55 pm: you no longer have debts, but the irs audits you
i wish for a 1969 skyline GTR
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 09, 2007, 10:36:47 pm: granted but it gets car jacked and when you find it a week later all thats left is the frame

i wish for a nvidia 8800 gxt graphics card
Title: Wish Game
Post by: eliminat on November 09, 2007, 10:40:20 pm: You receive the card but the fan doesn't work and the heat causes a short that starts an electrical fire and burns your residence down

I wish for toast.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 09, 2007, 10:41:52 pm: granted but it has i cant belive its not butter on it

i wish for a bazooka
Title: Wish Game
Post by: eliminat on November 09, 2007, 10:43:55 pm: Your wish for gum is granted but you choke on it.

I wish for a glass of Mountain Dew
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 10, 2007, 12:23:52 am: Granted. Drinking the Mountain Dew is punishment enough.

I wish I had more money for alcohol this week.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: fixxxer on November 10, 2007, 01:37:16 am: Quote from: Vector
granted but i now live in them

i wish these pants had bigger pockets

Granted, but the pockets are so big that you gets lost in them and its too dark so you give up all hope and die of loneliness and starvation

I wish for a Dethphone
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 10, 2007, 02:45:33 am: Granted. Unfortunately a Lake Troll sees you with it and kills you before you try to kill it.

I wish for cooking skillz.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 10, 2007, 08:31:16 am: granted but you gain 4000 lbs and die because you get eaten by a snaping turtle you cant out run

i wish i could get a premium 360 for less than $300 (oh wait, i can)
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 10, 2007, 09:13:59 am: Granted, but I ask you where?!? (pm much)

I wish that everyone in the world had a pony.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: GRX Dragon on November 10, 2007, 10:55:18 am: Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
Granted, but I ask you where?!? (pm much)

I wish that everyone in the world had a pony.

Your wish is granted: but you turn into a pony and a thousand kids pull you apart down to the bloody bone while you're alive.

I wish I was the last surviving person but becoming the angel of death in the process.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 10, 2007, 11:06:59 am: Granted, but there's nobody to kill so you get depresses and kill yourself.

I wish I had moar cybermonies.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 10, 2007, 11:33:27 am: granted but you sell all your infa to get it (oh snaps!)

i wish for super glue (this should be good)
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 10, 2007, 12:29:44 pm: Granted, but you..lose it.

I wish for a guy that walked around behind me saying, "Oh snap!" everytime I burn someone.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 10, 2007, 03:28:45 pm: granted, flask now lives with you

i wish for moar super glue because i losts it!
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 10, 2007, 08:11:23 pm: Granted. You mistake it for lube.

I wish for some lunch... brb.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 10, 2007, 08:35:47 pm: granted but its from burger king

i wish for glue solvent X_X
Title: Wish Game
Post by: erictheholeking on November 10, 2007, 09:29:55 pm: granted but you glued both hands to your penis so you can't get it open to use it!
I wish for all the cars i built on Need for Speed Most Wanted.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 10, 2007, 10:08:19 pm: Granted, but I murder you and take them.

I wish for maor kewl talkangs.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 10, 2007, 10:49:49 pm: granted but your engrish still sucks

i wish for vista to work with all my old games
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 10, 2007, 10:54:00 pm: Granted, but Vista still sucks.

I wish I had a movie to watch.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 10, 2007, 11:12:43 pm: granted but its not pr0ns

i wish i was a super hero!
Title: Wish Game
Post by: eliminat on November 11, 2007, 12:14:53 am: Granted but you become Orgazmo fighting Neutered Man

I wish there were an extra 3 hours a night without shortening the day.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 11, 2007, 12:18:38 am: Granted. But this 3 hours is when vampires become most active (and real, apparently) and so you and everyone you care for have their jugulars liberated from their person.

I wish I had Metalocalypse Season 2
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 11, 2007, 09:35:44 am: Granted, but then you lose it.

I wish that whatever result from this wish happens to the following poster too.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Twilight Master Neo on November 11, 2007, 11:11:02 am: Granted. We both die form many different types of STDs

I wish for Megaman ZX: Advent which wont blow up, poison me , kill my family, or kill me in any way
Title: Wish Game
Post by: eliminat on November 11, 2007, 01:26:51 pm: Granted, but it's a pirated version that randomly shows you graphic obese gay porn clips throughout the game

I wish for a fully armed and fueled F-22 Raptor and the knowledge and skill to fly it properly.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Flask on November 11, 2007, 01:31:59 pm: Granted, but then an overzealous SAM operator blasts you out of the sky.

I wish for taffy.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: moisescruz on November 11, 2007, 01:33:24 pm: granted. but it is evil taffy and chokes you
i wish i had 3 wishes
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 11, 2007, 02:28:52 pm: granted but all must involve you, gay anal, and gay guys

i wish for the next episode of avatar to come out
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 11, 2007, 05:48:50 pm: Granted, but you watch Avatar and everyone hates you. =/

I wish that the next season of 24 would come out.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 11, 2007, 08:09:24 pm: granted but....everyone is so happy and busy watching it they never come here?

i wish for the next 2 season of 24 to be out
Title: Wish Game
Post by: eliminat on November 11, 2007, 11:04:33 pm: Granted, but as they're not made yet it's live action and the last thing you see is Jack Bauer coming up behind you while you're watching yourself on the TV and him shooting you in the back of the head as a terrorist for having classified information. And that's in the first episode so you never see the rest.

I wish for a personal GIR.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: GRX Dragon on November 12, 2007, 03:12:51 pm: Quote from: eliminat
Granted, but as they're not made yet it's live action and the last thing you see is Jack Bauer coming up behind you while you're watching yourself on the TV and him shooting you in the back of the head as a terrorist for having classified information. And that's in the first episode so you never see the rest.

I wish for a personal GIR.

Granted, but it goes haywire becoming another Chuckie and kills you.

I wish the next person's wishes never happen.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on November 12, 2007, 04:20:43 pm: Granted.

I wish GRX Dragon didn't get AIDS from the next person he/she/it fucked.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 12, 2007, 05:15:02 pm: Granted, but the next person's you. =/

I wish for a million-bajillion dollars.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: GRX Dragon on November 12, 2007, 07:02:51 pm: Granted but you find bugs implanted by the CIA all over your money.

I wish I knew everything there is to know about computers.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 12, 2007, 07:05:07 pm: Granted, but you're head aspload.

I wish that I had a little man with a 50 cal riding shotgun with me, mowing my enemies..lol
Title: Wish Game
Post by: eliminat on November 12, 2007, 07:25:06 pm: Granted, but you're your own worst enemy. RIP.

I wish my teeth were impervious to cavities.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: GRX Dragon on November 12, 2007, 07:59:39 pm: Granted, but no one is able to understand what you say or write/type.

I wish I had a cybernetic body.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: eliminat on November 12, 2007, 08:05:22 pm: Granted but you lose your individuality. You are one with the Borg. You are assimilated.

I wish I didn't grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 12, 2007, 08:10:38 pm: Granted, but you outlived everyone you every knew and go mad.

I wish that I lived as long as I wanted to.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: GRX Dragon on November 12, 2007, 08:18:05 pm: Quote from: eliminat
Granted but you lose your individuality. You are one with the Borg. You are assimilated.

I was actually hoping to be the borg. TY!

Quote
I wish I didn't grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid.
Granted, but you're grounded forever to your prehistoric ancestors' lifestyle.

I wish I lived in the dark ages as a cyborg so I could conquer the world and influence everything from then on without ever disturbing my own existence in the future.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 12, 2007, 08:32:47 pm: Granted, but the people don't accept you, killing themselves and effectively ending humanity.

I wish that people would respond to my posts.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 12, 2007, 08:52:37 pm: granted but you can never get laid

i wish for my gaint cookie to return
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 12, 2007, 09:10:34 pm: Granted, but it crushes you.

I wish that I ate all the cookies in the world.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: d0llface87 on November 12, 2007, 09:30:05 pm: Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
Granted, but it crushes you.

I wish that I ate all the cookies in the world.

Granted, but you have a heart attack from all the sugary goodness and die o.0

I wish the walls in my bedroom were pink.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 12, 2007, 09:37:19 pm: Granted, but that's because they were painted with your intestines and blood and stuff (which was added to white paint or something... to make it pinker).

I wish I ate god and/or the gods and gained all their powers for myself and used it to kill whoever answers this post.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: d0llface87 on November 12, 2007, 09:54:18 pm: Granted, but the power of so much awesomeness eventually causes you to explode. Also, I haunt you until the day you explode.

Also, ewww!
('bout the intestines and such)

>.<

I wish *Nsync was together again =D
Title: Wish Game
Post by: eliminat on November 12, 2007, 09:57:58 pm: You forgot to post a wish
Title: Wish Game
Post by: d0llface87 on November 12, 2007, 10:16:14 pm: Quote from: eliminat
You forgot to post a wish

Thank you - I'm *such* a ditz. Edited the post above.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Ganon5 on November 12, 2007, 10:31:16 pm: Quote
I wish *Nsync was together again =D
Granted, but their music causes me to commit suicide and my restless soul is doomed to haunt every N Sync fan in the world for eternity... (maybe an exaggeration, I don't hate them that much >_>)

I wish for a pony!
Title: Wish Game
Post by: GRX Dragon on November 12, 2007, 11:33:49 pm: Quote from: ganon5
Quote
I wish *Nsync was together again =D
Granted, but their music causes me to commit suicide and my restless soul is doomed to haunt every N Sync fan in the world for eternity... (maybe an exaggeration, I don't hate them that much >_>)

I wish for a pony!

Granted, but your pony begins singing all of your most-hated boy-groupies songs ever to exist and you cannot stop it.

I wish boy groups never existed and only good female singers were actually allowed to sing.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: d0llface87 on November 12, 2007, 11:43:11 pm: Granted, but one by one every good female singer has a breakdown ... the world is now full of bald, drug-addicted 'stars' who cannot perform to save their lives. The lack of music causes the planet to implode, and all life perishes.
(or something)

I wish Craig Ferguson was on all the time :-) Once a day simply is not enough
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Flask on November 12, 2007, 11:48:43 pm: Quote from: moisescruz
granted. but it is evil taffy and chokes you

Sorry, but this is kinda lame. No offense.

Granted, but then the average women who are not allowed to sing at all decided to start the largest cat fight ever recorded with the women who can sing. Then, after fighting for years, their "time of the months" eventually "synch up", and what ensues is the largest period ever recorded. They get super moody and moody because of everyone else being moody, so they decide to "be alone". Forever. Unfortunately, with the women off fighting and women no longer interacting with others, no more babies are born, and as the last generation ever created dies off at a normal rate, a single man in his mid-seventies finds and kidnaps a mid-seventies woman from her alone place. He enters Area 51 and is able to steal the only intact alien ship ever discovered, because of more and more people in the security force quitting. Then, he flies the ship to the first ever space station in Earth's orbit, and in the last years of his life fornicates with his woman every day. A new colony is derived, and they eventually return to Earth (All very inbred), and start anew. Merely days later one of the daughters attempts to sing in the shower......and it happens all over again, except because of her being inbred and born with an irritating skin condition, she loses patience quickly and murders her entire family during the night. This young daughter lives out the rest of her life with a very good song stuck in her head, but with no way to sing along. She dies and the human race dies with her.

I wish for the ability to learn anything by simply asking questions in my mind.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Flask on November 12, 2007, 11:49:52 pm: Quote from: d0llface87
Granted, but one by one every good female singer has a breakdown ... the world is now full of bald, drug-addicted 'stars' who cannot perform to save their lives. The lack of music causes the planet to implode, and all life perishes.
(or something)

I wish Craig Ferguson was on all the time :-) Once a day simply is not enough

I like my answer better.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: GRX Dragon on November 12, 2007, 11:58:35 pm: I like Flask's answer better also, since I love cat-fights.

Ok, I'm granting two wishes at once.

Craig happens to become more interactive but then gets assassinated by a possessed wall. Flask gets to learn everything by asking only to realize he can no longer think.

I wish that the sexy women were the only people allowed to walk naked.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Prince Tomb on November 13, 2007, 12:12:11 am: Quote from: d0llface87
Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
Granted, but it crushes you.

I wish that I ate all the cookies in the world.

Granted, but you have a heart attack from all the sugary goodness and die o.0

I wish the walls in my bedroom were pink.
my walls were forest green and my ceiling was a more emerald color lol

i wish they made a game system that played everything no matter when it came out so we won't have to buy new systems
Suspected Price of such of this system: Your soul for all eterinty
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Prince Tomb on November 13, 2007, 12:14:49 am: Quote from: d0llface87
Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
Granted, but it crushes you.

I wish that I ate all the cookies in the world.

Granted, but you have a heart attack from all the sugary goodness and die o.0

I wish the walls in my bedroom were pink.
my walls were forest green and my ceiling was a more emerald color lol

i wish they made a game system that played everything no matter when it came out so we won't have to buy new systems
Suspected Price of such of this system: Your soul for all eterinty
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Flask on November 13, 2007, 02:58:17 am: Quote from: GRX Dragon
Flask gets to learn everything by asking only to realize he can no longer think.

That makes absolutely no sense. Complete knowledge does not equal lack of thought. I can still think that I want a PB&J sandwich even though I know everything about a PB&J sandwich and the wanting itself.

Quote from: Prince Tomb
my walls were forest green and my ceiling was a more emerald color lol

i wish they made a game system that played everything no matter when it came out so we won't have to buy new systems
Suspected Price of such of this system: Your soul for all eterinty

You didn't grant his wish, but whatever...

Granted, but the eventual lack of console profit causes an upheaval in the gaming world, causing countless lawsuits that one day cause the whole system to come crashing down.

I wish Earth had an infinite lifespan, and was completey steeled against any kind of naturally-occuring planet-killing disasters. (I know what a smart person's corruption would be for this.)
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 13, 2007, 03:10:28 am: An unnatural planet-killing disaster occurs (Death star? no wait, that's unORIGINAL), but it happens to Mars. The fragments of the mars planet from the explosion hit the Earth. Luckily it had an infinite lifespan - Flask, however, does not, and neither does his family (but I survive cos I ate god).

I wish for more beer Just had the last one (Cascade Premium, for the aussies - what's witht he fruity new labels? :/) Also I wish Flask would stop typing too much for a simple topic but simultaneously not bad me with his Mod powers for saying this, if I am allowed 2 wishes.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: GRX Dragon on November 13, 2007, 08:24:19 am: Quote from: Flask
Quote from: GRX Dragon
Flask gets to learn everything by asking only to realize he can no longer think.

That makes absolutely no sense. Complete knowledge does not equal lack of thought. I can still think that I want a PB&J sandwich even though I know everything about a PB&J sandwich and the wanting itself.

Au Contraire.

Your wish was to learn anything you wanted by simply asking about it IN YOUR MIND. Thus, by my removing your ability to think you are unable to ask anything inside your mind.

Anyhow...

Wish granted, you get more beer only to die slowly in a horrid accident with Flask by your side.

I wish I could resurrect anyone I want.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: d0llface87 on November 13, 2007, 11:18:02 am: Quote from: Flask
Quote from: d0llface87
Granted, but one by one every good female singer has a breakdown ... the world is now full of bald, drug-addicted 'stars' who cannot perform to save their lives. The lack of music causes the planet to implode, and all life perishes.
(or something)

I wish Craig Ferguson was on all the time :-) Once a day simply is not enough

I like my answer better.

I like yours better too
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Prince Tomb on November 13, 2007, 11:18:51 am: Quote from: Flask
Quote from: Prince Tomb
my walls were forest green and my ceiling was a more emerald color lol

i wish they made a game system that played everything no matter when it came out so we won't have to buy new systems
Suspected Price of such of this system: Your soul for all eterinty

You didn't grant his wish, but whatever...

Granted, but the eventual lack of console profit causes an upheaval in the gaming world, causing countless lawsuits that one day cause the whole system to come crashing down.

Ah ha but that is wat i want to happen plus it would be just the type of thing to give Sega a chance to make another system
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Prince Tomb on November 13, 2007, 11:20:44 am: oh and the name of this masterful system will be the Playstation X-Dreamcast 64 ™
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Flask on November 13, 2007, 01:00:22 pm: Quote from: Lamentations
Also I wish Flask would stop typing too much for a simple topic but simultaneously not bad me with his Mod powers for saying this, if I am allowed 2 wishes.

I type what I need to type, bucko.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 13, 2007, 05:04:56 pm: lolwut?
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 13, 2007, 06:16:08 pm: Quote from: Flask
Quote from: GRX Dragon
Flask gets to learn everything by asking only to realize he can no longer think.

That makes absolutely no sense. Complete knowledge does not equal lack of thought. I can still think that I want a PB&J sandwich even though I know everything about a PB&J sandwich and the wanting itself.

Quote from: Prince Tomb
my walls were forest green and my ceiling was a more emerald color lol

i wish they made a game system that played everything no matter when it came out so we won't have to buy new systems
Suspected Price of such of this system: Your soul for all eterinty

You didn't grant his wish, but whatever...

Granted, but the eventual lack of console profit causes an upheaval in the gaming world, causing countless lawsuits that one day cause the whole system to come crashing down.

I wish Earth had an infinite lifespan, and was completey steeled against any kind of naturally-occuring planet-killing disasters. (I know what a smart person's corruption would be for this.)

umm game systems are sold at a loss, they make the monies back with the games
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 13, 2007, 06:27:32 pm: REally, no way,,
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 13, 2007, 09:07:30 pm: I wish this got back on topic. Talking about consoles is boring.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: GRX Dragon on November 13, 2007, 09:24:18 pm: Wish granted, but the wish coming is automatically made true without anyone corrupting it.

I wish for a million dollars.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 13, 2007, 09:41:13 pm: Granted, but the world subsides into anarchy and it is worthless.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 13, 2007, 11:33:31 pm: You forgot to make a wish :/

Rest assured that no matter what you wished for it would end in your genitals being devoured by various crotch-eating insects.

Quote
but the wish coming is automatically made true without anyone corrupting it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh cruel world!
Title: Wish Game
Post by: GRX Dragon on November 13, 2007, 11:47:21 pm: Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
Granted, but the world subsides into anarchy and it is worthless.

Touche'

Ok, both of you get back to wishing. (This post does not count.)
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 14, 2007, 02:46:37 am: I wish everyone on this forum excluding myself would die a horrible, horrible death.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Twilight Master Neo on November 14, 2007, 05:43:08 am: Granted. Way to go buddy. You're now all alone and you go emo. You slit your wrists the wrong way and die
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 14, 2007, 05:15:18 pm: um your non-wish is granted, world ends

i wish for my grandpa to be okay
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on November 14, 2007, 07:18:08 pm: Granted, but he spontaneously combusts a week from now.

I wish for the ability to embed flash videos.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 14, 2007, 08:06:53 pm: Granted, but all videos on the internet are baleted.

I wish for telekinesis.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: eliminat on November 14, 2007, 08:26:04 pm: Granted, but you can't control it and are forever moving your most prized possessions to their destruction.

I wish for a holodeck
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 14, 2007, 08:30:09 pm: granted but it requires assembly and has 59014750183745609378 pieces

i wish for there to be a good story line for shadowrun
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on November 14, 2007, 08:39:24 pm: Granted, but Trogdor BURNINATES it.

I wish "The Impossible Quiz" would finish loading in the next 20 minutes.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Dark_Tom on November 14, 2007, 09:14:08 pm: it loads. yay, the you win it. yay, then just as you are walking out with the bonus $100,000,000 someone decides to mug you, grab the cash, break your legs and then decides to go and hit on your mother.

i wish for a new digital camera
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Ganon5 on November 14, 2007, 09:48:26 pm: Granted, but your new digital camera is actually my old, crappy one.

I wish to pass my exam today
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 14, 2007, 09:56:19 pm: Granted, but you still fail the class.

I wish for world peace.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 14, 2007, 10:14:49 pm: granted but the earth blows up

i wish for more je-fa-fa dun-ham
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 14, 2007, 10:37:39 pm: Granted, but what?

I wish for mo money!
Title: Wish Game
Post by: GRX Dragon on November 14, 2007, 10:40:45 pm: Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
Granted, but what?

I wish for mo money!

Granted, quite literally: you receive thousands of illegal/non-usable dollars with Moe's face (from the Simpsons) on it. Then, the FBI move in and kill your entire family and torture you for committing treason "just 'cause".

I wish I was an assassin.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 14, 2007, 10:56:14 pm: granted but you must cut off a finger for the creed

i wish for my next post to be #4000 for me, oh wait
Title: Wish Game
Post by: eliminat on November 14, 2007, 10:58:50 pm: Granted. You get transported back to the Middle East from the eighth to the fourteenth centuries and join the Hashshashin ..... the original Assassins. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin#Etymology)

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: eliminat on November 14, 2007, 10:59:14 pm: .....................damn you for clicking the button first............................
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on November 15, 2007, 07:06:49 am: Granted but everyone hates you and you die.

I wish it was not so boring now that uni is over and my roomies have gone back home.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: GRX Dragon on November 15, 2007, 07:30:35 pm: Quote from: Vector
granted but you must cut off a finger for the creed

i wish for my next post to be #4000 for me, oh wait

Quote from: eliminat
Granted. You get transported back to the Middle East from the eighth to the fourteenth centuries and join the Hashshashin ..... the original Assassins. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin#Etymology)

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

I am more than willing to do both. I'll cut my finger and gladly join the Hashshashin.

Wish granted, Lamentations - you get drunk and die though so that universities are no longer boring for us.

I wish I was master assassin!
Title: Wish Game
Post by: evil greg guy on November 15, 2007, 07:34:00 pm: granted, but wanting more power, assassins kill you
(lol, how creative eh?)

I wish that i had a cheeseburger, im hungry
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 15, 2007, 07:42:38 pm: Granted, but you die of a heart attack.

I wish that I had more posts.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: evil greg guy on November 15, 2007, 08:09:29 pm: granted.

a million metal posts fall on your house, crushing you and your family

I wish i was dead
(haha, try that fuckerz!)
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 15, 2007, 08:10:59 pm: granted but you never know if your wish worked or if the bus would have hit you anyways

i wish for a death note
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 15, 2007, 08:34:46 pm: Granted, but you can't find it...HAHA?

I be wishinz for demz vidao gamezmaf.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Dark_Tom on November 21, 2007, 04:02:31 pm: Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
Granted, but you can't find it...HAHA?

I be wishinz for demz vidao gamezmaf.

congratulations you get it! then unexpectedly the easter bunny comes hopping round to your house and decides to burn it down killing all of your family and pets. you on the other hand are stranded outside to listen to the screams. and btw the easter bunny is invenerable.....

i wish for a large wad of cash
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Untelligent on November 21, 2007, 07:58:36 pm: Granted, you get a big soggy wad of cash that is utterly useless.

I wish for a small gold cube that measures 4" on a side and is nothing but 24 karat gold all the way through, meaning nothing on the inside that can kill me or cause harm to me or other people.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 21, 2007, 08:13:46 pm: granted but i take it and use it to buy a gun and ammo
you anger me and fun happens

i wish for $100 in united states money
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on November 21, 2007, 08:47:16 pm: A large group of angry, buff, stars walk off of the set of Big Sausage Pizza. They mutter something about women being for fags. They hand you $100 and then OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO YOUR EYE SOCKETS!?!?

I wish for more opportunities on this board to make fun of Vector.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 21, 2007, 09:32:37 pm: granted here i am but you must grant mah wish

i wish that it was not fun for you to grant this wish
Title: Wish Game
Post by: evil greg guy on November 21, 2007, 09:59:57 pm: *greg grants wish, and i become utterly depressed, in my depression, i become voodoo, and sacrifice vector for satan.*

I wish that i had a bucket of kfc chicken, that only i could eat, and when i ate it, nobody and nothing could harm me.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Prince Tomb on November 21, 2007, 10:06:19 pm: granted but you choke on a chicken bone and die b4 finishing da bucket

i wish for my N64 back
Title: Wish Game
Post by: evil greg guy on November 21, 2007, 10:22:37 pm: Quote
nobody and nothing

a chicken bone is a thing, and i meant as soon as i ate the chicken, not the entire bucket
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Prince Tomb on November 21, 2007, 10:25:47 pm: ahhhh gotcha wish still granted you survive the end of the world and are left alone w/ no one to have buttsecks w/
Title: Wish Game
Post by: evil greg guy on November 22, 2007, 07:21:30 am: granted, but you dont have Perfect Dark, so you are epic phail, and you die.

I wish my name was Vladmir
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Twilight Master Neo on November 22, 2007, 07:46:55 am: Granted but you turn into vampire and die from blood hunger

I wish I knew what to get for christmas
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 22, 2007, 02:09:03 pm: granted but you get muged after yhou get it

i wish for less people with my name
Title: Wish Game
Post by: evil greg guy on November 22, 2007, 09:54:46 pm: Granted *kills everyone in the world with the name "aaron" spelled any way.

turns out your future sould mate was named Erin, and you kill yourslef from the depression.

I wish my slushie was bubble gum flavoured
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on November 23, 2007, 10:26:54 am: granted but it is a kiddie size one
(also every erin i know, i hate)

i wish for the dumb ass who is susposed to give me guitar hero to give it to me already!
Title: Wish Game
Post by: evil greg guy on November 24, 2007, 01:13:36 am: Granted, he "gives it to you." ... just not guitar hero.

i wish this chicken im eating had sweet and sour sauce
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Dark_Tom on November 27, 2007, 04:25:54 pm: you get some asian special sweet and sour sauce that is hideously diseased with; malaria, AIDS, houping cough, bird flu, SARZ and an unhealthy dose of plutonium and t infects all of your family and you suffer and die over the course of 67days.....

i wish for tomato sauce for my beef i am eating............. lmao
Title: Wish Game
Post by: eliminat on November 27, 2007, 04:31:37 pm: You get the sauce but your beef has the Mad Cow....

I wish people would stop burritos and do the hokey pokey instead. Cuz that's what it's all about.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: evil greg guy on December 01, 2007, 10:52:20 pm: Granted, but when everyone "puts the left hand out", a giant guillatine falls and cuts everyone's hands off. They then proceed to blame you for wishing this upon them.

I wish Moth would get laid.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on December 02, 2007, 03:15:39 am: granted, but it is by you, and you both get AIDS and herpes at once.

I wish my internet did not get capped so easily.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: evil greg guy on December 05, 2007, 07:21:24 am: granted, your modem asplodes, so you don't even have internet anymore

I wish my name was Vladimir
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Lamentations on December 05, 2007, 08:29:32 am: granted, but then you become russian.

I wish for an army of chimps in medieval armour riding raptors that are loyal only to me.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on December 06, 2007, 07:28:02 pm: granted but the raptors eat them....then everyone you love
Title: Wish Game
Post by: eliminat on December 10, 2007, 09:27:15 pm: Move along citizen.... nothing to see here... there was no post here....
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on December 12, 2007, 07:15:06 pm: i wish that you never posted that
Title: Wish Game
Post by: eliminat on December 12, 2007, 09:01:07 pm: Posted what? There was nothing posted there..... you look like a fool in front of everyone....

I wish I had some Chocolate fudge CANDY .... the actual edible non-disgusting candy...
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on December 12, 2007, 09:05:59 pm: Granted, you get acne and nobody loves you.

I wish that the world was more like Ron Weasley. (subconscious, could you be knocking on the door?)
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Ganon5 on December 12, 2007, 10:42:49 pm: Now everyone in the world is an annoying, whiney, red-haired english guy. I hope you're happy...
I wish for my pizza to be ready, now.
Title: Wish Game
Post by: Vector on December 13, 2007, 02:57:25 pm: granted but i eats it

i wish for the power to be a mod even though im just a visitor