Picture of Mia giving me a handjob

[Mia]

Not really, unfortunately there is nothing else being talked about right now. >.<

[Leo]

You don't know what you're talking about, Mia. Right now, the biggest topic of conversation in CyberNations is the Inaugural RIA Games!

[Buck Turgidson]

Your face is a lie.

You can lie on my face.

I try to switch these topics away from me but you won't take the hint. <_<

But this topic is about the h-h-handjob you're giving ME oh, so we are staying on topic.

BUT, secretly you must love the attention to keep reading this.

Indeed - my lady doth protest too much...

Perhaps if you flat out ignore them. You see Mia. Leo and GS are Attention Whores. They're less than human. They subsist entirely on attention. Negative tends to give them nourishment. Such as what you lavish on them. Positive attention is like sex to Leonidas Preverisis

OMG, Crazy actually said something smart.  He's still a fag or a eunuch, but he is definitely right.  The opposite of love is not hate, but indifference.  And Mia, you are anything but indifferent (more to the left, honey).

[Leo]

BUT, secretly you must love the attention to keep reading this.

Indeed - my lady doth protest too much...

Just how I like 'em.

[Mia]

I am indifferent towards you but keep on trying to claim I am not.

[Fake from State Jarm]

before this topic, grilled slug was a good troll. now he is just another RIA spam artist.

[Buck Turgidson]

before this topic, grilled slug was a good troll. now he is just another RIA spam artist.

RIA taught me all I know about trolling, and as far as I can tell, Mia is the baptism of fire. 

Didn't you just create a Mia topic involving a three legged midget horse trying to bone Mia unsuccessfully?  Dude I can only aspire to something like that - that was epic...lol  Teach me more while Mia tugs.

[Fake from State Jarm]

I wasn't trolling Mia, I was trolling the threads about Mia, by posting a thread about threads about Mia which posed as a thread about Mia.

[reign of terror]

I wasn't trolling Mia, I was trolling the threads about Mia, by posting a thread about threads about Mia which posed as a thread about Mia.

That makes perfect sense. 

[Crazyman93]

I am indifferent towards you but keep on trying to claim I am not.

If you were truly indifferent, you wouldn't care about what he says.

[Mia]

You seem to think that replying = I  care.  I post because I feel like it, not any particular motivation to do so.

[Leo]

I am indifferent towards you but keep on trying to claim I am not.

You claim that you're not causing this but then you tell me to keep it up? Well, ya know what, Mia, you're not the only fish in my sea of life and it's not always going to be about you!

[Mia]

I am not responsible for your actions.

[Leo]

Yes you are.

[Crazyman93]

You do encourage him by responding. Leo ruins the board by stalking you.

Anyway, Leo, if that was the case, you'd go to someone who's more likely to accept your obnoxious advances instead of doing the rough equivalent to running into a brick wall head first over and over.

[Leo]

Anyway, Leo, if that was the case, you'd go to someone who's more likely to accept your obnoxious advances instead of doing the rough equivalent to running into a brick wall head first over and over.

That might make sense if I was trying to find a date, but maybe I'm more interested in whether I can eventually break that brick wall if I bash into enough.

Science has many questions with many answers, and what you're looking for in an experiment isn't the only useful data that can be found.

[Buck Turgidson]

You do encourage him by responding. Leo ruins the board by stalking you.

Anyway, Leo, if that was the case, you'd go to someone who's more likely to accept your obnoxious advances instead of doing the rough equivalent to running into a brick wall head first over and over.

So what you are saying is that by extension Mia is ruining the boards?  I find eunuch logic a little hard to follow.

Leo desperately wants the one he can't have, and Mia desperately wants to be wanted by the one she won't give herself to, while she ham-fists my salami.

[Mia]

Uh.. I don't want to be wanted by anyone?

[Buck Turgidson]

Sure you do.  You want Leo to want you.  I am just a distraction.

[Leo]

ham-fists my salami.

Huh?