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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: zblewski on May 06, 2007, 10:46:13 pm

Title: /b/
Post by: zblewski on May 06, 2007, 10:46:13 pm

/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/b/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.

/b/ is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
/b/ is wonderful.

Title: /b/
Post by: Ananegg on May 06, 2007, 10:47:34 pm

Win.

Title: /b/
Post by: crazyisraelie on May 06, 2007, 10:52:16 pm

Quote

/b/ is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.

But thats the best part.

Title: /b/
Post by: dester55 on May 07, 2007, 05:49:29 am

i never got what /b/ meant

Title: /b/
Post by: zblewski on May 07, 2007, 10:15:22 am

/b/ "Random" board at 4chan.org

DO NOT GO IF YOU ARE WEAK AT HEART OR HATE PORN.

<_<
>_>

*Lurks*

Title: /b/
Post by: Shadow gamer on May 07, 2007, 02:58:35 pm

Quote from: zblewski

/b/ "Random" board at 4chan.org

DO NOT GO IF YOU ARE WEAK AT HEART OR HATE PORN.

<_<
>_>

*Lurks*

LURK MOAR!

Title: /b/
Post by: Bacon_God on May 07, 2007, 03:12:00 pm

Quote from: dester55

i never got what /b/ meant

LURK MOAR, MAI BOIIIIIIIIIIIII!


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/oldzac4man/1178520282456.png)

Title: /b/
Post by: zblewski on May 07, 2007, 03:38:51 pm

ROFLOMGWTFBBQLOL

Title: /b/
Post by: dester55 on May 07, 2007, 04:21:09 pm

Quote from: zblewski

/b/ "Random" board at 4chan.org

DO NOT GO IF YOU ARE WEAK AT HEART OR HATE PORN.

<_<
>_>

*Lurks*

weak at heart or hate porn. I'm totally opposite of what that says there. thanks for a great site.

Title: /b/
Post by: Rune Walsh on May 07, 2007, 05:26:59 pm

Ah yes, /b/.  As Obi Wan said in Star Wars (yes, I'm a nerd for knowing this.  Aren't we all?):

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

Title: /b/
Post by: Kaiser on May 07, 2007, 05:49:39 pm

Quote from: Rune Walsh

Ah yes, /b/.  As Obi Wan said in Star Wars (yes, I'm a nerd for knowing this.  Aren't we all?):

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

Mos eisley the armpit of the Galaxy.