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Offline Buck Turgidson

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My penis is on fire
« on: April 04, 2011, 04:58:26 am »
This is a problem I will need to attend to in short order.
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2011, 05:43:53 am »
Did you try to put out the fire?
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2011, 10:24:17 am »
Somehow I feel Leo is responsible.
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2011, 01:30:21 pm »
I told him those STDs were gonna hurt, he knew what the consequences were going to be.
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2011, 01:53:59 pm »
Did you tell him about the blood and puss filled discharge?
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2011, 04:20:22 pm »
I thought it'd make for a nice surprise instead.
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2011, 03:02:40 am »
I didn't know I could catch an STD from your mouth.
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2011, 03:44:53 am »
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I didn't know I could catch an STD from your mouth.

You're lucky you didn't get pregnant from his mouth.
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2011, 03:36:11 pm »
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I didn't know I could catch an STD from your mouth.

You're lucky you didn't get pregnant from his mouth.
He's lucky he didn't get raped by my mouth.
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2011, 02:22:54 am »
Slug, have you been listening to too much Kings of Leon recently?
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2011, 03:56:36 am »
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Slug, have you been listening to too much Kings of Leon recently?

No.  I am into the Queens of Castille at the moment.
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2011, 12:13:26 am »
Quote from: Bionic Redhead on April 06, 2011, 02:22:54 am
Slug, have you been listening to too much Kings of Leon recently?
God do I hate that annoying song.
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2011, 01:08:36 am »
I got what was going on right up to the song part.  What are you talking about?  Kings of Leon is that crappy country band, right?  Are people letting them make noise still?
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2011, 02:48:10 am »
I am not into Kings of Leon - all I know is that they are a band.  The Queens of Castille crack was a sophisticated joke - maybe you will get it when you gradjiate...
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2011, 03:33:56 am »
And my penis is still on fire.  I think I will have to put it out soon.  Not sure how.
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2011, 11:31:10 am »
Quote from: GrilledSlug on April 08, 2011, 03:33:56 am
And my penis is still on fire.  I think I will have to put it out soon.  Not sure how.

Man, its been on fire a long time.... you sure its still there and the fire hasn't just spread?
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2011, 02:32:40 am »
It makes a pretty big log.
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2011, 07:28:58 pm »
Kings of Leon are a rock band
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I got what was going on right up to the song part.  What are you talking about?  Kings of Leon is that crappy country band, right?  Are people letting them make noise still?
No, Kings of Leon are a rock band. The aforementioned song is "Sex on Fire".
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2011, 02:09:59 am »
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Kings of Leon are a rock band
Quote from: Zessa on April 08, 2011, 01:08:36 am
I got what was going on right up to the song part.  What are you talking about?  Kings of Leon is that crappy country band, right?  Are people letting them make noise still?
No, Kings of Leon are a rock band. The aforementioned song is "Sex on Fire".

I am having a hard time reading your post due to all the smoke.
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Re: My penis is on fire
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2011, 10:40:38 pm »
try putting it in a bucket of ice.  :v
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